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carpediam  

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Date Signed Up:2/25/2011
Last Login:5/05/2013
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Comment Ranking:#20626
Highest Content Rank:#5358
Highest Comment Rank:#3601
Content Thumbs: 1971 total,  2264 ,  293
Comment Thumbs: 2142 total,  2669 ,  527
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:5
Content Views:80431
Times Content Favorited:109 times
Total Comments Made:1097
FJ Points:1260
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#34 - We seem to be missing a few. Namely the Legendary Birds, and A… 11/03/2012 on Pokemon, Father Style! 0
#12 - **carpediam rolls 09** Hours remain. 11/03/2012 on Pretty Clever... -1
#11 - Night of the Final Day  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on Pretty Clever... -2
User avatar #12 - carpediam (11/03/2012) [-]
**carpediam rolls 09** Hours remain.
#10 - Fast forward to the night of the Final Day?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Pretty Clever... -1
User avatar #11 - carpediam (11/03/2012) [-]
Night of the Final Day
User avatar #12 - carpediam (11/03/2012) [-]
**carpediam rolls 09** Hours remain.
#78 - Seventy-something comments, and 1,262 thumbs? I smell bullshit.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Extra Invisible finger +1
User avatar #97 - wizardofstuff (11/03/2012) [-]
Not everyone has to comment.
User avatar #98 - carpediam (11/03/2012) [-]
I didn't type everything I meant to put. I meant to say "Seventy-something sarcastic comments, and ''."
#103 - wizardofstuff (11/03/2012) [-]
Sorry, my bad. I started to think about what you had said afterwards and felt kinda stupid. Here, take this as a sign of apology.
User avatar #140 - carpediam (11/03/2012) [-]
It's cool, don't worry about it.
#247 - I'd definitely recommend "Link's Awakening". It's de… 11/03/2012 on The Ultimate Truth 0
#244 - Let us know how you enjoy the third temple! :D 11/03/2012 on The Ultimate Truth 0
#24 - His whole leg pivoted and slapped his thigh with his toe. It m…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Severe Injury? 0
User avatar #32 - justafangirl (10/28/2012) [-]
I just saw the actual news and he tore a bunch of ligaments, spurrier said he may be able to play in 2014
User avatar #55 - rel (10/29/2012) [-]
Tearing ligaments takes a long time to recover. I tore my ACL, and I'm expecting surgery after Thanksgiving. It's going to take me 8 months before I can even run again.
User avatar #62 - natgurl (10/29/2012) [-]
I've seen people recover and restart their careers after tearing ACLs, the problem is whether or not he can recover and play long enough to become a NFL pick
User avatar #64 - rel (10/29/2012) [-]
It all depends on what kind of treatment he can get.
#15 - I might just do the pen and pencil thing. It's cheap, it's eas… 10/28/2012 on Roommates +4
#20 - Picture 10/28/2012 on Hold mah errings +13
#1992 - **carpediam rolled a random image posted in comment #1103324… 10/28/2012 on Paint skills off the charts 0
#53 - Picture 10/20/2012 on Love +2
#50 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Love +3
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#53 - carpediam Comment deleted by carpediam
#64 - Because that would make too much sense. 10/19/2012 on 97 Life Hacks to make your... +1
#105 - We meet again! 10/19/2012 on Knives Chau!!! 0
#406 - Edit2: everything but me is immobile. 10/18/2012 on Choose one... 0
#404 - Edit: I mean, if everything but me is mobile, then that means …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2012 on Choose one... 0
User avatar #406 - carpediam (10/18/2012) [-]
Edit2: everything but me is immobile.
#402 - How can a gun recharge when time is frozen?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2012 on Choose one... 0
#435 - pfwangs (10/18/2012) [-]
recharges when u begin time??
User avatar #404 - carpediam (10/18/2012) [-]
Edit: I mean, if everything but me is mobile, then that means the gun stops too, and so the thing can't charge.
User avatar #406 - carpediam (10/18/2012) [-]
Edit2: everything but me is immobile.
#25 - Rosario+Vampire... Relevant on so many levels. 10/17/2012 on Watch porn +8
#116 - **carpediam thinks describe psychobeastjr is confused** 10/10/2012 on Field cannot be empty. 0
#115 - **carpediam tries to explain, but is not very effective**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Field cannot be empty. 0
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#53 - I meant the past, but yes, the Theory of Relativity fucked me …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on /b/ 0
User avatar #69 - xldarkking (10/10/2012) [-]
No problem. im getting to that in class in about two or three weeks
#50 - In case you haven't caught on, time travel is physically impos…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2012 on /b/ -1
User avatar #52 - xldarkking (10/10/2012) [-]
Its not impossible. The faster you travel to the speed of light, the more time slows down for you. The satellites that we use for gps were the correct time when they left earth, but being in orbit for so long and traveling so fast their clocks are now off which is why there are multiple satellites for gps in orbit.
So traveling into the past is impossible (what i'm assuming your talking about) but "time travel" isn't when you talk about jumping into the future.
User avatar #53 - carpediam (10/10/2012) [-]
I meant the past, but yes, the Theory of Relativity fucked me over in College. Thanks for explaining that part for me. :D
User avatar #69 - xldarkking (10/10/2012) [-]
No problem. im getting to that in class in about two or three weeks
#55 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Ilusionisim +9
#51 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Pornhub breast cancer +8
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