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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
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#20 - Ethically this seems a bit suspect. Treat her like a person an… 05/01/2014 on a severe moral dilemma 0
#28 - And he is still classy. 04/29/2014 on A Very Classy Man 0
#16 - that was my exact thought at the moment. 04/29/2014 on Not just a bat... 0
#5 - my group rules lawyer me until im dead, but then if its awesom… 04/29/2014 on Sword of 1000 Truths 0
#3 - well this killed one character that was in it, and the one sta…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Sword of 1000 Truths 0
#4 - slackerbro (04/28/2014) [-]
Too bad to hear, but I was thinking more along the lines of the ending of Journey to the Center of the World(, with that dude from George of the Jungle/the Mummy).
I prefer to DM according to the Rule of Awesome. I don't really care for realism too much, if players have an idea that sounds like it could be hilarious, I'll be damned if I don't let them roll with it.
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (04/29/2014) [-]
my group rules lawyer me until im dead, but then if its awesome they cant argue.
#5 - his face looks concerned or confused. And i meant more along t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Not just a bat... +1
#15 - ljxjlos (04/29/2014) [-]
reminds me of this...
User avatar #16 - carneymaster (04/29/2014) [-]
that was my exact thought at the moment.
#3 - huh. i havent seen batman outside movies in like 15 years thou…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Not just a bat... 0
User avatar #4 - payseht (04/27/2014) [-]
neah, it's just a joke. I'm not sure, but the whole thing is a set-up for the police. He's drinking some juice and he sends the girls home after the police leave.
Buuut he did have sex. He has a son... though he was drugged and raped to make him... so... not sure if that counts
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (04/27/2014) [-]
his face looks concerned or confused. And i meant more along the lines that tony has normal sex. You couldn't rape tony. No one rapes tony, they try, and somehow they end up having a cigarette later with him and he never returns their calls.
#15 - ljxjlos (04/29/2014) [-]
reminds me of this...
User avatar #16 - carneymaster (04/29/2014) [-]
that was my exact thought at the moment.
#4 - In what, a psyche ward? 04/27/2014 on Well then +32
#1 - yeah but tony actually has sex and a life.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Not just a bat... +4
#2 - payseht (04/27/2014) [-]
"Let me pour myself a drink before you tell me more."
User avatar #3 - carneymaster (04/27/2014) [-]
huh. i havent seen batman outside movies in like 15 years though so i can be forgiven.
User avatar #4 - payseht (04/27/2014) [-]
neah, it's just a joke. I'm not sure, but the whole thing is a set-up for the police. He's drinking some juice and he sends the girls home after the police leave.
Buuut he did have sex. He has a son... though he was drugged and raped to make him... so... not sure if that counts
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (04/27/2014) [-]
his face looks concerned or confused. And i meant more along the lines that tony has normal sex. You couldn't rape tony. No one rapes tony, they try, and somehow they end up having a cigarette later with him and he never returns their calls.
#15 - ljxjlos (04/29/2014) [-]
reminds me of this...
User avatar #16 - carneymaster (04/29/2014) [-]
that was my exact thought at the moment.
#1 - My group made a cave explode by lighting a pit thats 40 feet d…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Sword of 1000 Truths +4
#2 - slackerbro (04/28/2014) [-]
...I must now somehow encorporate an exploding poop-shute escape option into one of my group's next adventures....
User avatar #3 - carneymaster (04/28/2014) [-]
well this killed one character that was in it, and the one standing next to it also. the one in it couldnt get out and was going to die from arrows being shot downt he hole by remaining enemies. so he used a frozen breathe attack to freeze the shit above him, and kill the guy above him, he had sunk like 15 feet almost to the bottom. he could hold his breathe for like 87 rounds and had second eyelids so he was okay. albiet disgusted. btw this would create methane pockets from the shit, but he didnt know that. then after so many turns he decided it was time to melt the ice with his fire breathe attack. one thing led to an explosion and theres a crater.
#4 - slackerbro (04/28/2014) [-]
Too bad to hear, but I was thinking more along the lines of the ending of Journey to the Center of the World(, with that dude from George of the Jungle/the Mummy).
I prefer to DM according to the Rule of Awesome. I don't really care for realism too much, if players have an idea that sounds like it could be hilarious, I'll be damned if I don't let them roll with it.
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (04/29/2014) [-]
my group rules lawyer me until im dead, but then if its awesome they cant argue.
#22 - I would have to loose litteraly 55% of my weight in order to b… 04/27/2014 on 4chinese 0
#21 - No i dont think i would. My family has high cholesterol and po… 04/27/2014 on 4chinese 0
#10 - interesting fact, the top 100 richest people in america could … 04/27/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 5 0
#8 - Would have been funnier if you had gone longer without realizi… 04/27/2014 on Success is Hollow 0
#14 - oh okay. 04/27/2014 on He must work for a cable... 0
#15 - My BF is underweight. I think, hes 5'2 and under 100lbs. But h…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on 4chinese 0
#16 - flapz (04/27/2014) [-]
and I am just an average weight "European" who excercise just because there is things I would like to be able to do and i pretty much eat what I want I do however not enjoy McDonalds...

Do you think you would be happier being fat even if people did not judge you?
User avatar #21 - carneymaster (04/27/2014) [-]
No i dont think i would. My family has high cholesterol and poor heart health.
#146 - Picture 04/27/2014 on Trips to name child 0
#5 - Im so terrified of being the fat american im dieting and exerc…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2014 on 4chinese 0
#19 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
That's not good, that's the other side of america, anorexia and an obsession with thinness (not saying you're anorexic but that's one of the 3 criterion) but it's a weird system, half are two fat the other half are too skinny (although really it's more like 1/4 is too fat and 1/4 is too skinny and the rest are pretty normal)
User avatar #22 - carneymaster (04/27/2014) [-]
I would have to loose litteraly 55% of my weight in order to be anorexic.
#11 - golfbob (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm an American and I'm underweight. I also think it has to do with the fear of being obese.
User avatar #15 - carneymaster (04/27/2014) [-]
My BF is underweight. I think, hes 5'2 and under 100lbs. But he is easy to pick up carry around!
#16 - flapz (04/27/2014) [-]
and I am just an average weight "European" who excercise just because there is things I would like to be able to do and i pretty much eat what I want I do however not enjoy McDonalds...

Do you think you would be happier being fat even if people did not judge you?
User avatar #21 - carneymaster (04/27/2014) [-]
No i dont think i would. My family has high cholesterol and poor heart health.
#8 - so what does him working for a cable company have to do with a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on He must work for a cable... 0
#10 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
its a SouthPark episode reference where in the episode the cable companies rubbed their nipples when they heard customers complain about their inconveniences.
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (04/27/2014) [-]
oh okay.
#75 - lol. yeah, it prints out money, regulates interest via the pri… 04/25/2014 on Ass talk 0
#73 - The federal reserve just mostly prints the money, we do techni…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk 0
User avatar #74 - retributionthepimp (04/25/2014) [-]
not to be mean but you might want to read up on the federal reserve..it does more than just print money..like fuck up the country since it was started.
User avatar #75 - carneymaster (04/25/2014) [-]
lol. yeah, it prints out money, regulates interest via the printing, it does loan the money. But we cant just make the debt go away so simple.
#70 - Well we have more oil reserves than the whole middle east in t…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk 0
User avatar #72 - retributionthepimp (04/25/2014) [-]
Or we can get rid of the Federal Reserve because that's where most of our debt is coming from.
User avatar #73 - carneymaster (04/25/2014) [-]
The federal reserve just mostly prints the money, we do technically owe them the money, but that money also comes from other places more. If we got rid of it thats like defaulting on a loan, which is what happend to the soviet union.
User avatar #74 - retributionthepimp (04/25/2014) [-]
not to be mean but you might want to read up on the federal reserve..it does more than just print money..like fuck up the country since it was started.
User avatar #75 - carneymaster (04/25/2014) [-]
lol. yeah, it prints out money, regulates interest via the printing, it does loan the money. But we cant just make the debt go away so simple.
#55 - yeah of all the ones that guy has drawn yet, that one is just … 04/25/2014 on I just thought this was cool 0
#68 - Where to get the revenue from though? The top 10 richest peopl…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk 0
User avatar #69 - pfccross (04/25/2014) [-]
Im not educated as much in that field to make an intelligent suggestion. We just need something the rest of the world doesn't have, and needs.
User avatar #70 - carneymaster (04/25/2014) [-]
Well we have more oil reserves than the whole middle east in the form of shale oil and tar sands and old fasion black crude. We have the largest farmable land track in the world. We have the best college system as far as teaching goes. Tuition needs a look at though. So we could sell oil and food and improve our grade school education and ease up the cost of getting a higher education to something less than "we own you for the rest of your life bitch".
User avatar #72 - retributionthepimp (04/25/2014) [-]
Or we can get rid of the Federal Reserve because that's where most of our debt is coming from.
User avatar #73 - carneymaster (04/25/2014) [-]
The federal reserve just mostly prints the money, we do technically owe them the money, but that money also comes from other places more. If we got rid of it thats like defaulting on a loan, which is what happend to the soviet union.
User avatar #74 - retributionthepimp (04/25/2014) [-]
not to be mean but you might want to read up on the federal reserve..it does more than just print money..like fuck up the country since it was started.
User avatar #75 - carneymaster (04/25/2014) [-]
lol. yeah, it prints out money, regulates interest via the printing, it does loan the money. But we cant just make the debt go away so simple.
#8 - the are both are all just asses. The first guy for not taking … 04/24/2014 on Effect of Feminism 80 0
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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