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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#9 - yeah, you see her start to do something like shes like … 09/15/2014 on A man pours his white fluid... +1
#11 - does tarzan just look... normal?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Disney Characters in the... +7
User avatar #57 - hydraetis (09/15/2014) [-]
Yea he isn't doing bad
User avatar #86 - carneymaster (09/16/2014) [-]
he adjusted to life pretty well. and somehow managed to stay youthful for over 100 years.
#10 - beauty.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Disney Characters in the... 0
#42 - nahbro (09/15/2014) [-]
Belle never gave a shit about her looks though. All she ever cared about was being nice and reading books.
User avatar #87 - carneymaster (09/16/2014) [-]
why care when its natural. Now though... there are those who look better. Her rich husband may be looking around.
#9 - thats it. 09/15/2014 on Disney Characters in the... +2
#63 - im sorry but with North Korea saying they are backing you in s… 09/14/2014 on Scottish Independence Anyone? 0
#59 - 4 years at my college. i got one warning about a possible, pos…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Bix Noodin' 0
User avatar #60 - jokexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
good for you I guess?
#41 - that still doesnt change the fact theres entirely way to much …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Bix Noodin' 0
User avatar #52 - jokexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
the timeframe isn't clear, and we don't know how many students there are. you can't draw that conclusion.
User avatar #59 - carneymaster (09/14/2014) [-]
4 years at my college. i got one warning about a possible, possible shooting nearby. at a publix, a mile away.
User avatar #60 - jokexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
good for you I guess?
#36 - better than most of the other crossdressers.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Shes got a secret... 0
User avatar #39 - bloodredspark (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, I guess. I'm not saying that they're bad looking.

So yeah, you're correct.
#6 - The silence is deafening. only to make my ears hurt incredibly… 09/13/2014 on Star Wars without Williams... +2
#21 - still not topless in the show.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Korra's new look 0
#30 - mmfan (09/15/2014) [-]
She needs to be though, since they moved it online. And they need little episodes that the gAang never had, like maybe a little cheating here and there amoung certain members of the water tribe and Toph, because according to R34... Katara and Toph will sleep with damn near everybody.
#9 - its mildly disturbing. But also really good. you also ask your… 09/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - he did well on CSI. 09/13/2014 on (untitled) +2
#162 - the guy in the orange shirts just like, cmon man. im so tired … 09/13/2014 on NigNog gets what he deserves 0
#16 - great so jews are eagle people?!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Different human faces +3
User avatar #26 - hydraetis (09/13/2014) [-]
And the lions are very scruffy greek people with big eyes.
User avatar #20 - reican (09/13/2014) [-]
Well USA survives financially for a reason..
User avatar #19 - mattdoggy (09/13/2014) [-]
the temptation to add "The Goyum, they know. Shut it down" isstronge
#17 - bitch have you seen the two man luge? i mean hell, boys get a room! 09/12/2014 on middle girl's reaction 0
#164 - Sometimes things happen. You cant always help them. Had a dog … 09/12/2014 on Help me Please 0
#15 - but the truck the driver is on the other side... its a conspiracy! 09/11/2014 on Carl from work 0
#4 - you could have gotten a driver who was on the left side of the…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Carl from work -1
#6 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
If the driver was on the opposite side of the car, he wouldn't be driving
User avatar #15 - carneymaster (09/11/2014) [-]
but the truck the driver is on the other side... its a conspiracy!
User avatar #7 - thetom (09/11/2014) [-]
then who put the truck in reverse?
#9 - xaumberpauffe (09/11/2014) [-]
My mind is in neutral, but my heart is in reverse.
#27 - i dont care if sarah jessica parker looks like a horse. There … 09/10/2014 on Random Facts Compilation... +1
#26 - and then prouse after hearing james earl jones godly voice pro… 09/10/2014 on Random Facts Compilation... 0
#15 - hes funny, its doctor who still, but, you are never quite sure… 09/10/2014 on Brotha +2
#23 - that joke is far to tame for them....  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Brain Bender 0
User avatar #26 - amuter (09/08/2014) [-]
I predicted that you were gonna say something along the lines of your friends aren't normal and messes around like crazy and stuff like that. It's pretty normal actually, I just need to go outside and meet new people and there's always someone who's personalities seem weird, always the same kind of weird so it's not weird anymore.

There's no such thing as a joke that is far to tame or far to messed up for these people. well they always have certain limitations for how messed up their jokes can get despite how you might tell yourself that there aren't. I would be surprised if you didn't have "weird" friends.
User avatar #29 - qosfortyone (11/17/2014) [-]
maybe
#18 - nice 09/08/2014 on Bedtime Paradox 0
#15 - yes this makes sense. although it is something a stoner would …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Brain Bender 0
User avatar #17 - amuter (09/08/2014) [-]
Doesn't sound like that to me, it sounds like a fun joke that a "normal" person would come up with. Seriously, can't you picture any of your friends coming with that joke?
User avatar #23 - carneymaster (09/08/2014) [-]
that joke is far to tame for them....
User avatar #26 - amuter (09/08/2014) [-]
I predicted that you were gonna say something along the lines of your friends aren't normal and messes around like crazy and stuff like that. It's pretty normal actually, I just need to go outside and meet new people and there's always someone who's personalities seem weird, always the same kind of weird so it's not weird anymore.

There's no such thing as a joke that is far to tame or far to messed up for these people. well they always have certain limitations for how messed up their jokes can get despite how you might tell yourself that there aren't. I would be surprised if you didn't have "weird" friends.
User avatar #29 - qosfortyone (11/17/2014) [-]
maybe
#8 - Pinocchio's nose growing is not relegated to only grow when he…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Bedtime Paradox 0
#17 - jstumps (09/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - carneymaster (09/08/2014) [-]
nice
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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