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carneymaster

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#25 - for not being an amazingly godly power work of art its still b… 01/27/2015 on As good of a reason as any... +1
#21 - NO. The goddamn prices they charges is unethical! 01/27/2015 on Every 6 months at college +4
#48 - im not a big fan of chocolate. makes my teeth hurt and i dont … 01/27/2015 on Graph of Excitement 0
#47 - pfft she has control over plants. just ******* talk the… 01/27/2015 on Poison Ivy taking care of... 0
#165 - God i love how people are getting so butthurt over an obvious …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Opinions 0
User avatar #171 - kuzzeddie (01/27/2015) [-]
While what you say is true, people use this as a part of their argument against said people with those profile pics. So, there's stupid people for everything.
User avatar #174 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
I think if you have a bit of your fandom around you thats w/e. just dont paint your office cubile in it and have little dolls all over the place if you want people to take you seriously. Ofcourse though this is acceptable if your work is insanely awesome. Refer to the guy who landed a probe on a comet or asteroid w/e it was. He could have gone out there in a dress and he would have still had his job.
#100 - arizona had a temperature high of 53.3C thats not an all the t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol 1 Part 3 0
User avatar #106 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah when you got AC in the house then, otherwise it would be a fucking drag in that heat.
User avatar #107 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah out heat is muggy and it just drains you. a wet summer is like being in a sauna outside.
User avatar #108 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, almost none here in Sweden got ac and on those really warm days you get drained of all power, refusing to move an inch.
#98 - would you say 35C is hot?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol 1 Part 3 +1
User avatar #99 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Aye, although I was in Dubai this summer... FUCK, it was 38-40C IN THE OCEAN, camera lenses and glasses got foggy when you stepped outside, holy fucking hell, and people lives there by their own will!
User avatar #100 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
arizona had a temperature high of 53.3C thats not an all the time thing but 45-50 is common there. florida is happy to have its 35-37
User avatar #106 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah when you got AC in the house then, otherwise it would be a fucking drag in that heat.
User avatar #107 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah out heat is muggy and it just drains you. a wet summer is like being in a sauna outside.
User avatar #108 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, almost none here in Sweden got ac and on those really warm days you get drained of all power, refusing to move an inch.
#96 - its about -1C to 4C as the low in miami. highs though are abou…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/27/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol 1 Part 3 +1
User avatar #97 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
.......this might be a very steroetypical and unoriginal thing to say, but... YOU CALL THAT COLD?!?!?
User avatar #98 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
would you say 35C is hot?
User avatar #99 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Aye, although I was in Dubai this summer... FUCK, it was 38-40C IN THE OCEAN, camera lenses and glasses got foggy when you stepped outside, holy fucking hell, and people lives there by their own will!
User avatar #100 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
arizona had a temperature high of 53.3C thats not an all the time thing but 45-50 is common there. florida is happy to have its 35-37
User avatar #106 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah when you got AC in the house then, otherwise it would be a fucking drag in that heat.
User avatar #107 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah out heat is muggy and it just drains you. a wet summer is like being in a sauna outside.
User avatar #108 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, almost none here in Sweden got ac and on those really warm days you get drained of all power, refusing to move an inch.
#94 - naw even miami gets "cold". It can drop to around 30…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/27/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol 1 Part 3 +1
User avatar #95 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Haha using your temp measurement is useless to me xD
I only know celcius, and here in the summer it can get as max 30-35C and minimum -20 - -30C with ofc some exceptionall extremeties.
User avatar #96 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
its about -1C to 4C as the low in miami. highs though are about 35C-38C on really bad days.
User avatar #97 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
.......this might be a very steroetypical and unoriginal thing to say, but... YOU CALL THAT COLD?!?!?
User avatar #98 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
would you say 35C is hot?
User avatar #99 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Aye, although I was in Dubai this summer... FUCK, it was 38-40C IN THE OCEAN, camera lenses and glasses got foggy when you stepped outside, holy fucking hell, and people lives there by their own will!
User avatar #100 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
arizona had a temperature high of 53.3C thats not an all the time thing but 45-50 is common there. florida is happy to have its 35-37
User avatar #106 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah when you got AC in the house then, otherwise it would be a fucking drag in that heat.
User avatar #107 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah out heat is muggy and it just drains you. a wet summer is like being in a sauna outside.
User avatar #108 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, almost none here in Sweden got ac and on those really warm days you get drained of all power, refusing to move an inch.
#92 - south florida needs a sweater. north florida sometimes needs t…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/27/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol 1 Part 3 +1
User avatar #93 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Dang, always heard Florida to be the old folks paradise with proper warmth most time around the year.
User avatar #94 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
naw even miami gets "cold". It can drop to around 30-40 in miami for several days. the sea breeze makes it worse.
User avatar #95 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Haha using your temp measurement is useless to me xD
I only know celcius, and here in the summer it can get as max 30-35C and minimum -20 - -30C with ofc some exceptionall extremeties.
User avatar #96 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
its about -1C to 4C as the low in miami. highs though are about 35C-38C on really bad days.
User avatar #97 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
.......this might be a very steroetypical and unoriginal thing to say, but... YOU CALL THAT COLD?!?!?
User avatar #98 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
would you say 35C is hot?
User avatar #99 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Aye, although I was in Dubai this summer... FUCK, it was 38-40C IN THE OCEAN, camera lenses and glasses got foggy when you stepped outside, holy fucking hell, and people lives there by their own will!
User avatar #100 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
arizona had a temperature high of 53.3C thats not an all the time thing but 45-50 is common there. florida is happy to have its 35-37
User avatar #106 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah when you got AC in the house then, otherwise it would be a fucking drag in that heat.
User avatar #107 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah out heat is muggy and it just drains you. a wet summer is like being in a sauna outside.
User avatar #108 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, almost none here in Sweden got ac and on those really warm days you get drained of all power, refusing to move an inch.
#89 - oh heating, thats an obvious use that went over my head.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/27/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol 1 Part 3 +1
User avatar #90 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Well how much heat do you guys need in Florida? xD
User avatar #92 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
south florida needs a sweater. north florida sometimes needs to use the thermostat. dead middle of florida can get down below 0 on some terrible nights. floridas a fucked up place.
User avatar #93 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Dang, always heard Florida to be the old folks paradise with proper warmth most time around the year.
User avatar #94 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
naw even miami gets "cold". It can drop to around 30-40 in miami for several days. the sea breeze makes it worse.
User avatar #95 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Haha using your temp measurement is useless to me xD
I only know celcius, and here in the summer it can get as max 30-35C and minimum -20 - -30C with ofc some exceptionall extremeties.
User avatar #96 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
its about -1C to 4C as the low in miami. highs though are about 35C-38C on really bad days.
User avatar #97 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
.......this might be a very steroetypical and unoriginal thing to say, but... YOU CALL THAT COLD?!?!?
User avatar #98 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
would you say 35C is hot?
User avatar #99 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Aye, although I was in Dubai this summer... FUCK, it was 38-40C IN THE OCEAN, camera lenses and glasses got foggy when you stepped outside, holy fucking hell, and people lives there by their own will!
User avatar #100 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
arizona had a temperature high of 53.3C thats not an all the time thing but 45-50 is common there. florida is happy to have its 35-37
User avatar #106 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah when you got AC in the house then, otherwise it would be a fucking drag in that heat.
User avatar #107 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah out heat is muggy and it just drains you. a wet summer is like being in a sauna outside.
User avatar #108 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, almost none here in Sweden got ac and on those really warm days you get drained of all power, refusing to move an inch.
#44 - burning garbage is an insanely efficient way of dealing with w…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/26/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol 1 Part 3 +2
User avatar #85 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Aye, but we mostly use it for heating houses here in Sweden instead of burning oil for it.
User avatar #89 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
oh heating, thats an obvious use that went over my head.
User avatar #90 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Well how much heat do you guys need in Florida? xD
User avatar #92 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
south florida needs a sweater. north florida sometimes needs to use the thermostat. dead middle of florida can get down below 0 on some terrible nights. floridas a fucked up place.
User avatar #93 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Dang, always heard Florida to be the old folks paradise with proper warmth most time around the year.
User avatar #94 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
naw even miami gets "cold". It can drop to around 30-40 in miami for several days. the sea breeze makes it worse.
User avatar #95 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Haha using your temp measurement is useless to me xD
I only know celcius, and here in the summer it can get as max 30-35C and minimum -20 - -30C with ofc some exceptionall extremeties.
User avatar #96 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
its about -1C to 4C as the low in miami. highs though are about 35C-38C on really bad days.
User avatar #97 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
.......this might be a very steroetypical and unoriginal thing to say, but... YOU CALL THAT COLD?!?!?
User avatar #98 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
would you say 35C is hot?
User avatar #99 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Aye, although I was in Dubai this summer... FUCK, it was 38-40C IN THE OCEAN, camera lenses and glasses got foggy when you stepped outside, holy fucking hell, and people lives there by their own will!
User avatar #100 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
arizona had a temperature high of 53.3C thats not an all the time thing but 45-50 is common there. florida is happy to have its 35-37
User avatar #106 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah when you got AC in the house then, otherwise it would be a fucking drag in that heat.
User avatar #107 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah out heat is muggy and it just drains you. a wet summer is like being in a sauna outside.
User avatar #108 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, almost none here in Sweden got ac and on those really warm days you get drained of all power, refusing to move an inch.
#28 - 2 hour late pizza? jesus they are lucky it was just the websit… 01/26/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol. 1 Part 4 +4
#12 - A jaden smith tweet we understand... i fear we are comming to … 01/24/2015 on Stupid Twitter 0
#39 - i need all that money for future upgrades too.. 01/23/2015 on May i have your attention... 0
#18 - Those mannequins are why today's mannequins are faceless or j…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Odd & Fascinating old Pictures 0
User avatar #31 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Except they're not the same as mannequins used in, say, clothing stores. It's a wax museum.
#17 - it is true. 01/21/2015 on Gay? 0
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#126 - scarriest? cube. Which one would i want to wake up in? 1408. s… 01/19/2015 on Wat wud be the scariest... 0
#273 - those 30 are only the 30 non government approved serial killer… 01/18/2015 on USA! +1
#52 - That teacher looks like he lifts. 01/18/2015 on Black Twitter Comp #4 +1
#220 - United States-320,213,000 United Kingdom-64,105,654 It…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on USA! +6
User avatar #241 - vgmddg (01/18/2015) [-]
China though.
User avatar #273 - carneymaster (01/18/2015) [-]
those 30 are only the 30 non government approved serial killers. The others are in the military or running the government.
#14 - prepare for what now? Whats going to hit me? I feel fairly saf… 01/18/2015 on Fallout 3 is a bit fucked... 0
#200 - april 97  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on Arya stark 0
User avatar #201 - chillybean (01/16/2015) [-]
Damn. Well, I wouldn't know shit about a celebrity. I don't even know names.

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**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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