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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
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#22 - You know what i meant... NOW TELL ME WHERE THE DRUGS ARE GOING!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! 0
#23 - faktopus (12/26/2014) [-]
The drugs are already gone.
#18 - where did he say newton invented gravity ya stupid nob. 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! +31
#17 - Jesus wanted to remind us of that though.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! 0
#21 - faktopus (12/26/2014) [-]
Thank you Jesus, for reminding us of gravity.
#22 - carneymaster (12/26/2014) [-]
You know what i meant... NOW TELL ME WHERE THE DRUGS ARE GOING!
#23 - faktopus (12/26/2014) [-]
The drugs are already gone.
#22 - im sorry to say but its been at 141m for a while now. atleast … 12/25/2014 on Join the fun 0
#11 - yeah and jammie fox said suck it up and say the line. 12/21/2014 on Nutella flavored mandingo... +6
#142 - I dont think he sounded stupid on a lot of issues. But he also… 12/19/2014 on For once he doesn't sound... +2
#56 - school takes an unmolded block and shapes it to be like everyo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on The other side of things. +4
User avatar #58 - butterduck (12/17/2014) [-]
Thank you kind stranger.
Have a thumb.
#68 - sprog (12/17/2014) [-]
the Christmas tree one is just a comment on how much some people have (fully decorated tree with presents) compared to others (man living in a cardboard box).
#115 - ahh. cool 12/17/2014 on Unique perspectives in history 0
#17 - didnt the mgm lion then turn on the people and killed someone?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Unique perspectives in history 0
User avatar #45 - TwiztidNinja (12/17/2014) [-]
Nope, it had false teeth, the thing was a gentle giant.
It did get out once in hollywood and roamed around the town for a bit.
#34 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Urban legend
User avatar #115 - carneymaster (12/17/2014) [-]
ahh. cool
#43 - ALL HAIL CROTCH NINJA! 12/17/2014 on When you torrent something... +2
#22 - i stared and stared and nothing. just black and white making r… 12/16/2014 on What do you see? 0
#5 - I was about to downvote this untill he got to the point of &qu… 12/16/2014 on multiculturalism explained +5
#38 - 33 posted the more original gif whish shows his eyes dont real… 12/15/2014 on Korra Faces Kuvira's New... 0
#10 - its probably that parasite that eats the fishes tongue and rep… 12/14/2014 on What a catch! 0
#27 - his eyes turn into arrows  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Korra Faces Kuvira's New... +8
#73 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Because it's from Reddit. When the gun fires it's also an uparrow.
User avatar #37 - CrazyWhiteGurl (12/15/2014) [-]
I think this gif was borrowed from Imgur, which usees up and down arrows the same way we use thumbs.
User avatar #38 - carneymaster (12/15/2014) [-]
33 posted the more original gif whish shows his eyes dont really so you are correct.
#12 - yeah and it left a dent didnt it? never really thought of any … 12/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#11 - i used to do that for a living. If you are quick and good you … 12/14/2014 on (untitled) +6
#15 - no its not hard to pass. hes not trying to pass nor does he ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Count can't do his name thing 0
User avatar #16 - sixfivefourtwoone (12/12/2014) [-]
I think he meant it's not hard to make him seem like he already graduated, to fit in.
#21 - yes that is correct i was wrong. i looked up the wrong explana…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Gamergate cost Gawker seven... +5
#24 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
He admitted he was wrong why did people downvote you for?
User avatar #26 - mrpkmon (12/12/2014) [-]
Because he was wrong and his initial post should be downvoted but him admitting he made a mistake could be upvoted?
#11 - didnt like the movie at all, but to venture a guess its becaus…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Count can't do his name thing 0
User avatar #19 - aherorising (12/12/2014) [-]
then what is he doing getting involved with a 17-yo?...
#32 - Whytemane (12/12/2014) [-]
He's a child-fucker. Same with that retarded ass Jacob.
#17 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
That's the general idea. He looks too young to have a job, plus the fact that he doesn't age means that prolonged stays within a given area would lead to suspicion. So they move around as they need, with the "kids" going to the highschool of the respective small town that they live at while the "father" goes to work as a doctor. For a few years, when they graduate they "disappear" by going to college. Which is sometimes true and sometimes just a lie to draw attention away from themselves. Mind you they are said to not always live in a rural area either, instead sometimes choosing to live in some remote location in Alaska away from humans at unspecified times.
User avatar #14 - generaljosh (12/12/2014) [-]
I mean, it's not that hard to pass a 17 year old as a high school graduate. Plus, he's like 100 years old, so he should have the social skills to back it up.

Maybe it's just because he can't buy alcohol, and he hangs out with highschoolers so he can get wasted.
User avatar #18 - telmerthisisasix (12/12/2014) [-]
They're hella rich. I'm sure they could forge IDs, or just bribe the clerk. Or just steal it. Because they are vampires.
User avatar #15 - carneymaster (12/12/2014) [-]
no its not hard to pass. hes not trying to pass nor does he care probably.
User avatar #16 - sixfivefourtwoone (12/12/2014) [-]
I think he meant it's not hard to make him seem like he already graduated, to fit in.
#19 - a figure is 100k so 7 figures is 700k  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Gamergate cost Gawker seven... 0
#20 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
I thought a figure applied to how many number places were in it?
7 figures = 1,000,000
User avatar #21 - carneymaster (12/12/2014) [-]
yes that is correct i was wrong. i looked up the wrong explanation without looking for more than just 1 source. The explanation i found was that a figure was when you started making 100k. well thats wrong. when you start making 100k or more you have get 6 figures. and that was from Google's first link...
#24 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
He admitted he was wrong why did people downvote you for?
User avatar #26 - mrpkmon (12/12/2014) [-]
Because he was wrong and his initial post should be downvoted but him admitting he made a mistake could be upvoted?
#17 - im sorry this is pretty cool, but they didnt loose millions. t…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Gamergate cost Gawker seven... 0
User avatar #18 - huntergriff (12/12/2014) [-]
i thought it was exactly 1 mil?
User avatar #19 - carneymaster (12/12/2014) [-]
a figure is 100k so 7 figures is 700k
#20 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
I thought a figure applied to how many number places were in it?
7 figures = 1,000,000
User avatar #21 - carneymaster (12/12/2014) [-]
yes that is correct i was wrong. i looked up the wrong explanation without looking for more than just 1 source. The explanation i found was that a figure was when you started making 100k. well thats wrong. when you start making 100k or more you have get 6 figures. and that was from Google's first link...
#24 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
He admitted he was wrong why did people downvote you for?
User avatar #26 - mrpkmon (12/12/2014) [-]
Because he was wrong and his initial post should be downvoted but him admitting he made a mistake could be upvoted?
#7 - they did get 420 right. cmon... you know you see 420 you think weed.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Internet slang +1
User avatar #14 - megavoir (12/10/2014) [-]
I normally just say "that danky dank"
One seller I know calls it "Spiderman Comic #38"
#25 - yeah 239 maybe like when he was 15. 12/09/2014 on ur bald faget 0
#69 - yeah but the french are so "progressive" too.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on ANOTHER fact comp 0
User avatar #71 - silverzepher (12/09/2014) [-]
the assumptions of the French side, i noticed when u went as a kid that they where nice people, but mericans tend to be loud happy people, and the French have this distrust of smiles, the best way i heard it describes by a Frenchman was "we don't smile, people who smile are ill, or have found a way to fuck you over", so here come the big, loud, happy mericans who don't know that they come if as assholes for being "normal" i got along fine with them simply because my father and i don't smile too much, and our normal facial expression is a grown and a furrowed brow.
User avatar #76 - FoxFatal (12/09/2014) [-]
Let me rephrase that, your comment was awesome but I mean not being able to smile. It seems like that'd make people come off as unhappy.
User avatar #96 - silverzepher (12/09/2014) [-]
exactly, the French are the biggest group of misunderstood people, they are lovely if they have a bit of porcupine syndrome. that being said they don't understand others either, doit is king of both sides fault
User avatar #75 - FoxFatal (12/09/2014) [-]
Not to sound culturally ignorant, but that sounds dreadfully boring.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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