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carneymaster

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Somewhere in florida
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Comment Ranking:#5692
Highest Content Rank:#1764
Highest Comment Rank:#2585
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Content Views:86345
Times Content Favorited:179 times
Total Comments Made:2082
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latest user's comments

#62 - you are doing good work friend. 03/30/2015 on Greatest country in the world 0
#60 - look at the map. Arstotzka is america. its funny. 03/30/2015 on Greatest country in the world 0
#11 - Just remember. you ARE a hero. 03/29/2015 on Spec Ops: The Line Sale 0
#2 - Can you immagine the statistical odds of this actually happeni… 03/29/2015 on Mother fucking Ewoks 0
#10 - I think ryan renolds does have a good voice for dead pool. Jus… 03/28/2015 on Fuck Yeah. 0
#19 - but.. 95% of teenage girls arent fat. I can guarantee that sta…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Celebrities making sense +1
User avatar #38 - hydraetis (03/29/2015) [-]
She said "95% of teenage girls think they are fat."

The number is still off, but probably not by as much as you think.
#120 - is it just me or does the casket look like a Styrofoam cooler? 03/28/2015 on Cringe #19 +4
#24 - 20-40. that is an awesome range. 03/28/2015 on Is she too old for you? 0
#121 - you know he might be gaining weight from a far scarier reason.… 03/27/2015 on (untitled) 0
#30 - It was a cut to sean bean. A man who has had his head cut off,… 03/26/2015 on Sean Bean +2
#140 - oh my god. i see it now. oh holy **** . 03/26/2015 on Facts 2! +3
#137 - The whole story is a bit more complicated than just that. He w…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Facts 2! +7
User avatar #139 - edgenotedgy (03/26/2015) [-]
My comment was referring to theycallmesatan's image roll.
User avatar #140 - carneymaster (03/26/2015) [-]
oh my god. i see it now. oh holy shit.
#8 - More people are bit by new yorkers than sharks each year. If y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Assorted Internets #7 +53
User avatar #58 - lotengo (03/25/2015) [-]
i dont bite sounds like something a biting NewYorker would say
#7 - no nevermind his right hand is ****** up. 03/24/2015 on Timon 0
#6 - admittedly its not a bad shop job. but still creepy.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Timon +2
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (03/24/2015) [-]
no nevermind his right hand is fucked up.
#25 - he got out of jail and was still married ya know that? he spen… 03/24/2015 on Daily reminder +1
#28 - I never encountered those. But earlier i did have a ******… 03/24/2015 on Oh okay 0
#25 - The one time i played a female character in skyrim, after desi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Oh okay +4
User avatar #27 - dehnoobshow (03/24/2015) [-]
Except, as you know, the Silver Hand are just special-named bandits.
I guess one liked me for no reason.
User avatar #28 - carneymaster (03/24/2015) [-]
I never encountered those. But earlier i did have a fucking cluster fuck happen in riverwood. Right after i get the old blades dude back to delphine and the obligatory dragon shows up to show you the game is now harder. Not only did he show up, comming from the helgen road a large group of empire troops showed up. At the exact same time from the mountain side a group of storm cloaks showed up. For some reason also from white run side dawn guard guys showed up. It became such a cluster fuck almost the entire town died except the merchants in their buildings.
#52 - she doesnt even freak out really. she just looks over slowly a… 03/24/2015 on "fast as lightning..." +3
#78 - Is japan even real? or is it some conspiracy to make people th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Wut. +4
#79 - phanactssonjoe (03/24/2015) [-]
i dont know but i know theyre like china about confusing translation and not caring about copyright laws
#9 - yeah so he has to be able to fly pretty fast. 03/22/2015 on flashman 0
#5 - aswell she dosnt have fast flight like superman does in the la…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2015 on flashman 0
User avatar #12 - ScottP (03/22/2015) [-]
Yeah supposedly, Green Lanterns can fly at speeds that can rival Superman, but it's all based on if they think themselves flying at that speeds and if they will themselves to do so.
User avatar #7 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
>>#6, >>#2, superman couldnt fly in his original appearances neither (he was based loosely on moses and some old movie...)


but out of all of them most have their own model of transportation: flash with running,superman and gl with flying,wonder woman with flying, and batman with his jet.
User avatar #6 - killjoyus (03/22/2015) [-]
Green Lantern can do space travel speeds. like across the universe and back in a day or two.
User avatar #15 - yodaiam (03/22/2015) [-]
Nay man. Even with the superduper fast ship made by the guardians, it took him months to get anywhere in space outside of the desinated sectors.
User avatar #22 - killjoyus (03/22/2015) [-]
Well at his fastest John Stewart has gone from one star cluster to another with relative speed. IIRC they have been known to move faster in moments of immediate danger such as rushing from OA to Earth
User avatar #9 - carneymaster (03/22/2015) [-]
yeah so he has to be able to fly pretty fast.
#2 - so she was an explosion for 10 years with the words life fiber…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Super Mom 0
User avatar #5 - destaice (03/22/2015) [-]
Nah, she was just busy removing withered flowers.
#3 - Absolute Madman (03/22/2015) [-]
it was like a teenage rebellious phase
#36 - No "girls" from thailand? 03/21/2015 on Beautiful Women From Around... 0
#46 - 13.25 03/21/2015 on remember 0

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#8 - lickinggecko (03/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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