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#10 - The vegas one, the one on rome has a large pool of water infro… 03/15/2013 on What are you doing? 0
#12 - I guess her? And my friend bought up that possibility. But It …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Might Club 0
#17 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
That's not why Spiderman wasn't in it, you fucking idiot. .-.
User avatar #13 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
Welp, im looking forward to an avengers 2, if it ever goes into production.
#18 - dnalien (03/13/2013) [-]
i think i heard somewhere that it is scheduled for 2016
User avatar #25 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
i hope so, if it is then 2016 will be a good year.
#10 - Uh, the one bridge chick mentioned that phil kept his cards in…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Might Club 0
User avatar #11 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Robin from HIMYM? and yeah but that doesn't rule out the option of Fury taking the cards out of his locker and using some blood on them.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
I guess her? And my friend bought up that possibility. But It just seems like them. In iron man 1 or 2, you can see on a large tv in the city a news thing about the hulk. And also references to spiderman and thor and captain america in the others movies. Spiderman was supposed to be in the movie but they didnt like the way it was going. He got knocked off before filming even started. But yeah, just seems like something they would do.
#17 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
That's not why Spiderman wasn't in it, you fucking idiot. .-.
User avatar #13 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
Welp, im looking forward to an avengers 2, if it ever goes into production.
#18 - dnalien (03/13/2013) [-]
i think i heard somewhere that it is scheduled for 2016
User avatar #25 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
i hope so, if it is then 2016 will be a good year.
#8 - Nick would do or say whatever was needed to get them into acti…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Might Club 0
User avatar #9 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
How do you know they weren't Phil's cards? and you're right about the funeral, that is a little weird.
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Uh, the one bridge chick mentioned that phil kept his cards in his locker.
User avatar #11 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Robin from HIMYM? and yeah but that doesn't rule out the option of Fury taking the cards out of his locker and using some blood on them.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
I guess her? And my friend bought up that possibility. But It just seems like them. In iron man 1 or 2, you can see on a large tv in the city a news thing about the hulk. And also references to spiderman and thor and captain america in the others movies. Spiderman was supposed to be in the movie but they didnt like the way it was going. He got knocked off before filming even started. But yeah, just seems like something they would do.
#17 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
That's not why Spiderman wasn't in it, you fucking idiot. .-.
User avatar #13 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
Welp, im looking forward to an avengers 2, if it ever goes into production.
#18 - dnalien (03/13/2013) [-]
i think i heard somewhere that it is scheduled for 2016
User avatar #25 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
i hope so, if it is then 2016 will be a good year.
#6 - Told him not to die. This guy would sit there for 4 hours foll…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Might Club +2
User avatar #7 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Haha well he was the obedient type, any other hints?
User avatar #8 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Nick would do or say whatever was needed to get them into action. Also those cards nick tossed werent phils cards. They never had a funeral for him. Something they would have done at the end also. Like with Spock on Startreck.
User avatar #9 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
How do you know they weren't Phil's cards? and you're right about the funeral, that is a little weird.
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Uh, the one bridge chick mentioned that phil kept his cards in his locker.
User avatar #11 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Robin from HIMYM? and yeah but that doesn't rule out the option of Fury taking the cards out of his locker and using some blood on them.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
I guess her? And my friend bought up that possibility. But It just seems like them. In iron man 1 or 2, you can see on a large tv in the city a news thing about the hulk. And also references to spiderman and thor and captain america in the others movies. Spiderman was supposed to be in the movie but they didnt like the way it was going. He got knocked off before filming even started. But yeah, just seems like something they would do.
#17 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
That's not why Spiderman wasn't in it, you fucking idiot. .-.
User avatar #13 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
Welp, im looking forward to an avengers 2, if it ever goes into production.
#18 - dnalien (03/13/2013) [-]
i think i heard somewhere that it is scheduled for 2016
User avatar #25 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
i hope so, if it is then 2016 will be a good year.
#4 - Am I? Its my personal opinion based on a number of.... little …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Might Club 0
User avatar #5 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's dead since Fury says he was pronounced dead at the scene...you could be right though.
User avatar #6 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Told him not to die. This guy would sit there for 4 hours following that order with no medical attention. Cause Nick told him not to die.
User avatar #7 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Haha well he was the obedient type, any other hints?
User avatar #8 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Nick would do or say whatever was needed to get them into action. Also those cards nick tossed werent phils cards. They never had a funeral for him. Something they would have done at the end also. Like with Spock on Startreck.
User avatar #9 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
How do you know they weren't Phil's cards? and you're right about the funeral, that is a little weird.
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Uh, the one bridge chick mentioned that phil kept his cards in his locker.
User avatar #11 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Robin from HIMYM? and yeah but that doesn't rule out the option of Fury taking the cards out of his locker and using some blood on them.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
I guess her? And my friend bought up that possibility. But It just seems like them. In iron man 1 or 2, you can see on a large tv in the city a news thing about the hulk. And also references to spiderman and thor and captain america in the others movies. Spiderman was supposed to be in the movie but they didnt like the way it was going. He got knocked off before filming even started. But yeah, just seems like something they would do.
#17 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
That's not why Spiderman wasn't in it, you fucking idiot. .-.
User avatar #13 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
Welp, im looking forward to an avengers 2, if it ever goes into production.
#18 - dnalien (03/13/2013) [-]
i think i heard somewhere that it is scheduled for 2016
User avatar #25 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
i hope so, if it is then 2016 will be a good year.
#2 - Phil survived.  [+] (15 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Might Club +1
User avatar #3 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
You're kidding...right?
User avatar #4 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Am I? Its my personal opinion based on a number of.... little clues. But I also wouldnt be supprised if he did die. Bit of hope and thinking. Think he might not, hope he might not, but w/e.
User avatar #5 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's dead since Fury says he was pronounced dead at the scene...you could be right though.
User avatar #6 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Told him not to die. This guy would sit there for 4 hours following that order with no medical attention. Cause Nick told him not to die.
User avatar #7 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Haha well he was the obedient type, any other hints?
User avatar #8 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Nick would do or say whatever was needed to get them into action. Also those cards nick tossed werent phils cards. They never had a funeral for him. Something they would have done at the end also. Like with Spock on Startreck.
User avatar #9 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
How do you know they weren't Phil's cards? and you're right about the funeral, that is a little weird.
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
Uh, the one bridge chick mentioned that phil kept his cards in his locker.
User avatar #11 - azaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Robin from HIMYM? and yeah but that doesn't rule out the option of Fury taking the cards out of his locker and using some blood on them.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (03/12/2013) [-]
I guess her? And my friend bought up that possibility. But It just seems like them. In iron man 1 or 2, you can see on a large tv in the city a news thing about the hulk. And also references to spiderman and thor and captain america in the others movies. Spiderman was supposed to be in the movie but they didnt like the way it was going. He got knocked off before filming even started. But yeah, just seems like something they would do.
#17 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
That's not why Spiderman wasn't in it, you fucking idiot. .-.
User avatar #13 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
Welp, im looking forward to an avengers 2, if it ever goes into production.
#18 - dnalien (03/13/2013) [-]
i think i heard somewhere that it is scheduled for 2016
User avatar #25 - azaman (03/13/2013) [-]
i hope so, if it is then 2016 will be a good year.
#1 - Quick thinking on the other guys part. 03/12/2013 on Chinese Grenade Toss Fail. +1
#1 - Stupid bitch. Causing a public disturbance. And just generally… 03/12/2013 on FEMEN Protests Pope Selection 0
#1 - Picture 03/12/2013 on My heart +1
#250 - The evil dead, i think probably the 3rd movie. 03/12/2013 on NO! 0
#148 - asparagus. 03/11/2013 on Stop Right There 0
#77 - Picture 03/08/2013 on i'm a cat +2
#52 - And maybe disturbing the peace or public intoxication. 03/05/2013 on Feminists 0
#51 - Equal rights means i can get into a knock down bear knuckle br…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Feminists 0
User avatar #52 - carneymaster (03/05/2013) [-]
And maybe disturbing the peace or public intoxication.
#193 - When your lies cause death its some form of homocide. Manslaug… 03/05/2013 on Rustles My Jammies 0
#672 - Neckbeard there did a shitty paint over job of the original w/… 03/05/2013 on nothin new 0
#8 - I dont mean their literacy rate, i mean the US literacy rate. … 03/03/2013 on North Korea 0
#4 - Comment deleted 03/03/2013 on oobi 0
#4 - 99% literacy rate, thats the same as the us and higher than w/…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2013 on North Korea +1
User avatar #6 - kallesyndrom (03/03/2013) [-]
Their schools are quite effective, actually. But obviously there are no "real" social studies etc. However, their 5th graders score better at natural sciences than American 9th graders apparently
User avatar #8 - carneymaster (03/03/2013) [-]
I dont mean their literacy rate, i mean the US literacy rate. Their literacy rate is probably high. When school is mandatory like theirs is.
#7 - And this is why they decided to execute you anyway. 02/27/2013 on Have you ever thought about... +1
#45 - Thats just them being happy. Imagine a pissed off canadian. 02/25/2013 on Battlecry of terror +24
#54 - Thankyou. 02/25/2013 on Canadiens +3
#23 - And you know she wont die for another 30 years. Shes been smok… 02/25/2013 on I think I'll run the other way 0
#23 - Sex actually can help with headaches depending what brought it…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Multitasking Women +2
#30 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
Until it's over then you take a fucking aspirin like normal people.
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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