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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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Comment Ranking:#4651
Highest Content Rank:#1764
Highest Comment Rank:#2585
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Content Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:83385
Times Content Favorited:179 times
Total Comments Made:1750
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#9 - a lobster suit. 05/25/2013 on Bring in the dancing lobsters! 0
#17 - They do this! They plan this **** for like 30 yea… 05/25/2013 on Whovians beware, you're in... +2
#3 - how, how did you even find this, or have you just been holding…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Bring in the dancing lobsters! +6
User avatar #8 - ieatyououtaldaylon (05/25/2013) [-]
what was it
User avatar #9 - carneymaster (05/25/2013) [-]
a lobster suit.
#7 - humanhorn (05/25/2013) [-]
I... I don't know.
#149 - who goes blonde? 05/24/2013 on So here's an idea... 0
#45 - Them wearing horse masks and shes eating corn on the cob?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on What? 0
User avatar #48 - mcbrosephson (05/22/2013) [-]
I was trying to hint that he wanted her to suck his dick later.
#89 - She would overcharge for that too, then ridicule him about his… 05/22/2013 on Bad Luck Brian 0
#14 - object permanence can take up to 2 years. As well the child, i… 05/22/2013 on Hide and seek +2
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Pokemon Fusion Comp. +30
#70 - uzerc Comment deleted by carneymaster
#32 - I would immageine atleast one woman out there is qualified to …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Presidential Milestones +1
User avatar #39 - bobothebassdrummer (05/21/2013) [-]
condoleezza rice in my opinion would have done well.
#83 - wow. Is that guy mute too? 05/20/2013 on The Creation of Gaben 0
#34 - Gordon Freemen is an author insertion persona of gaben, which …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The Creation of Gaben +1
#44 - mrthezho (05/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Gordon Freeman was modelled after a valve employee.
User avatar #83 - carneymaster (05/20/2013) [-]
wow. Is that guy mute too?
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
after several valve employees, including the composer
#114 - If the US ever falls apart, Keywest and Texas will be the firs…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Yep, thats really a country +1
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#111 - The Conch Republic.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Yep, thats really a country 0
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User avatar #114 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
If the US ever falls apart, Keywest and Texas will be the first countries to rise out of it. And everyone will say, wtf Keywest, wtf.
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#109 - Did you know key west in Florida is actually recognized by sev…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Yep, thats really a country 0
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User avatar #111 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
The Conch Republic.
#113 - elitechristovsky has deleted their comment.
User avatar #114 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
If the US ever falls apart, Keywest and Texas will be the first countries to rise out of it. And everyone will say, wtf Keywest, wtf.
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#106 - seriously? Thats just awesome.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Yep, thats really a country 0
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User avatar #109 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
Did you know key west in Florida is actually recognized by several Micronesian countries as a sovereign nation?
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User avatar #111 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
The Conch Republic.
#113 - elitechristovsky has deleted their comment.
User avatar #114 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
If the US ever falls apart, Keywest and Texas will be the first countries to rise out of it. And everyone will say, wtf Keywest, wtf.
#116 - elitechristovsky has deleted their comment.
#104 - What the hell, did the french try it?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Yep, thats really a country +5
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User avatar #106 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
seriously? Thats just awesome.
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User avatar #109 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
Did you know key west in Florida is actually recognized by several Micronesian countries as a sovereign nation?
#110 - elitechristovsky has deleted their comment.
User avatar #111 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
The Conch Republic.
#113 - elitechristovsky has deleted their comment.
User avatar #114 - carneymaster (05/19/2013) [-]
If the US ever falls apart, Keywest and Texas will be the first countries to rise out of it. And everyone will say, wtf Keywest, wtf.
#116 - elitechristovsky has deleted their comment.
#1 - There aint nothing in Africa thats fat except american tourists!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on meanwhile, in africa 0
User avatar #2 - shumdek (05/19/2013) [-]
They're not fat, they constipated.
#12 - i thought about that few min ago, that some people read the … 05/17/2013 on Children- the color of your... 0
#19 - 1: That is a big IF. 2: There is someone, somewhere, you hate.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on and it gets better origin +1
#94 - kook (05/17/2013) [-]
yeah... nope
#10 - oh, well that kind of makes sense then. But as far as op goes,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Children- the color of your... +1
User avatar #11 - bersrker (05/17/2013) [-]
i read the comments...
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (05/17/2013) [-]
i thought about that few min ago, that some people read the comments. __
#45 - this is the 5th time this week something like this, "oh i… 05/16/2013 on Movie Theater Idiot +1
#16 - Wanna hear something disgusting? Garbage can full of dead… 05/16/2013 on What's the difference 0
#2 - Comment deleted 05/15/2013 on Blueball/Beta/Burn 0
#349 - Seems like half good guy rules half kill everyone rules. And i… 05/15/2013 on and it gets better 0
#7 - So man + heroic deed = demi god.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Women 0
User avatar #8 - jovanlisac (05/14/2013) [-]
Well actually if we will go like that:
Zeus+Woman=Demigod Hercules
Demigod Hercules+12 labors complete=God Hercules
but who cares right
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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