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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:12/29/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#10 - words help, but only so much. All i can give you is a thumb an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on My life. :) +1
User avatar #12 - darlingjojo (07/28/2013) [-]
Thank you very much!
#323 - He can whisper it all he wants. I have the solution on how to … 07/24/2013 on Wut? 0
#6 - If i remember correctly, that was a dude.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2013 on He's just not ready +13
User avatar #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/24/2013) [-]
Your gun is digging into my hip.
User avatar #7 - gergen (07/24/2013) [-]
EINHORN IS FINKLE! FINKLE IS EINHORN!
#53 - lolzordz (07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2013) [-]
EINHORN IS A MAN!... OH MY GOD! EINHORN IS A MAN GAAA.
BLAAAAH HYFIGHFERBLAAAAAH
*brush teeth with tons of tooth paste*
*plunger* BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*burn cloths, gets in shower*
NOOO... AAAH NOOO.... *cries*
#11 - frozencrown (07/24/2013) [-]
#46 - bobthedilder (07/24/2013) [-]
#82 - But batman took the blame for two murders, they both did what …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Some Villains +1
#83 - maymays has deleted their comment.
User avatar #247 - wickedfreckles (07/23/2013) [-]
Right. So.

Dumbledore found one of Voldemort's horcruxes (a ring that had belonged to his family.) He couldn't resist the temptation and put the ring on, and the curse Voldemort put on the ring nearly killed him. Snape stopped the curse and managed to confine it to Dumbledore's hand (which is why his hand was so black and messed up) but couldn't stop it completely. Dumbledore was dying and told Snape that he wanted him to be the one to kill him because it would give Voldemort absolute faith in him and he would be able to protect Harry even more. It didn't all go as planned, though, because Voldemort thought Snape was the champion of the Elder Wand and killed him to gain mastery over it.


TL;DR
You can't hate Snape.
#90 - krando (07/22/2013) [-]
You are a retard, Snape was a double agent. He was helping Dumbledore but had to act like he was still loyal to Voldy. This results in Dumbledore's death who would have died anyway cause of the potion thing he drank, and he also asked for Snape to kill him.

Without Snape, the good guys would've lost easily.
#92 - maymays has deleted their comment.
#188 - finances (07/23/2013) [-]
Snape killed dumbledore because dumbledore ORDERED snape to kill him...
User avatar #96 - krando (07/22/2013) [-]
For the greater good.
#131 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
Right, but Dumbledore told Snape that when Voldy was keeping Nagini close by, he was to reveal all to Harry. However, he almost fails to do so. I mean he literally could have given Harry all the information in the last book/movie before he fled Hogwarts. I guess his other job would have been to kill Nagini, but he fails to do that too.
#79 - He was the batman of Harry Potter. The hero they needed, but n…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Some Villains +4
#81 - maymays has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - carneymaster (07/22/2013) [-]
But batman took the blame for two murders, they both did what was absolutely needed.
#83 - maymays has deleted their comment.
User avatar #247 - wickedfreckles (07/23/2013) [-]
Right. So.

Dumbledore found one of Voldemort's horcruxes (a ring that had belonged to his family.) He couldn't resist the temptation and put the ring on, and the curse Voldemort put on the ring nearly killed him. Snape stopped the curse and managed to confine it to Dumbledore's hand (which is why his hand was so black and messed up) but couldn't stop it completely. Dumbledore was dying and told Snape that he wanted him to be the one to kill him because it would give Voldemort absolute faith in him and he would be able to protect Harry even more. It didn't all go as planned, though, because Voldemort thought Snape was the champion of the Elder Wand and killed him to gain mastery over it.


TL;DR
You can't hate Snape.
#90 - krando (07/22/2013) [-]
You are a retard, Snape was a double agent. He was helping Dumbledore but had to act like he was still loyal to Voldy. This results in Dumbledore's death who would have died anyway cause of the potion thing he drank, and he also asked for Snape to kill him.

Without Snape, the good guys would've lost easily.
#92 - maymays has deleted their comment.
#188 - finances (07/23/2013) [-]
Snape killed dumbledore because dumbledore ORDERED snape to kill him...
User avatar #96 - krando (07/22/2013) [-]
For the greater good.
#131 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
Right, but Dumbledore told Snape that when Voldy was keeping Nagini close by, he was to reveal all to Harry. However, he almost fails to do so. I mean he literally could have given Harry all the information in the last book/movie before he fled Hogwarts. I guess his other job would have been to kill Nagini, but he fails to do that too.
#18 - like a teen version 07/22/2013 on The Boulder is Conflicted.... +6
#85 - same problem, stupid FJ. 07/22/2013 on I know what you're thinking 0
#82 - this is 07/22/2013 on I know what you're thinking 0
#81 - okay, i woke up 45 min ago for something that probably isnt go…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2013 on I know what you're thinking 0
#86 - jmasters (07/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 - doodogger (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I know_ what you_ mean.
User avatar #84 - doodogger (07/22/2013) [-]
damn
User avatar #85 - carneymaster (07/22/2013) [-]
same problem, stupid FJ.
User avatar #82 - carneymaster (07/22/2013) [-]
this is
#79 - and how am i a sick bastard for thinking shes pretty cute.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on I know what you're thinking +1
User avatar #109 - sandle (07/22/2013) [-]
you're not
#78 - Yao Ming is 7"6'  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2013 on I know what you're thinking 0
User avatar #80 - doodogger (07/22/2013) [-]
I was kidding nigra
User avatar #81 - carneymaster (07/22/2013) [-]
okay, i woke up 45 min ago for something that probably isnt going to happen now so i cant tell sarcasm. not that sarcasm is easy to tell on the internet. we need a sarcastic font that isnt blatantly obvious like how _this is.___
#86 - jmasters (07/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 - doodogger (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I know_ what you_ mean.
User avatar #84 - doodogger (07/22/2013) [-]
damn
User avatar #85 - carneymaster (07/22/2013) [-]
same problem, stupid FJ.
User avatar #82 - carneymaster (07/22/2013) [-]
this is
#40 - exactly, i treat everyone regardless of skin color the same … 07/19/2013 on Dats racist 0
#75 - I wasnt aware that it was. Why do you associate growing up as …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on Disney stars +4
User avatar #106 - surrounded (07/19/2013) [-]
shut up.




whore
#24 - I have, it ******* rots like everything else. 07/19/2013 on just ew +1
#17 - You can, its not often but you can. Do you have a reason not t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Found on my News Feed +1
#19 - sloot (07/16/2013) [-]
skeptical until proven true...
#17 - wow that guys a dick. "Also, I think people really h…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Definition Of Irony +51
#178 - soule has deleted their comment.
#260 - cyanskater (07/17/2013) [-]
In what manner of speaking is the term "smartass" said endearingly?
I don't know of any English culture who wouldn't interpret that as a sloppy insult.
#316 - thighhighkneesocks (07/17/2013) [-]
I use smartass and dumbass as well as dickwad as terms of endearment on an almost daily basis but it's something you have to be careful with. If I'm not almost insulting you, I probably don't like you that much. If they're cursing every other word, obviously being serious and have been doing so for a few comments, that's when we can all agree their being a dick.
User avatar #308 - Optyc (07/17/2013) [-]
Smartass is used all the time endearingly why the fuck would he get 100+ thumbs down i dont even
#15 - After so many years police evidence is released sometimes for … 07/16/2013 on Jesus. 0
#14 - you know its always nice to hear that these stories are actual… 07/16/2013 on Jesus. +1
#21 - except if its a black person shooting a black person. I.E Detroit. 07/16/2013 on So I heard you liek skittles +1
#94 - Nothing bad ever.... 07/14/2013 on Finland ad +5
#73 - A form of government with a monarch at the head. The queen of …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Carl XVI Gustav (King of... -1
#74 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
I know she doesnt make laws, i know she is a figurehead. These facts simply do not change the fact that she is still the queen and england has a constitutional monarchy. Look it up. Either way, her being a figurehead still pertains to my original complaint of people wanting to hold on to archaic traditions. Based on your responses, you seem to have very little knowledge on forms of governments, and you just want to be right without researhing to make sure you are.
#38 - sorry to burst your bubble. But Having a King does not make a …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Carl XVI Gustav (King of... -1
#72 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
sorry to burst your bubble. having a king does make a country a monarchy. England is a constitutional monarchy. China does not have a king, although you are correct that Japan still has an Emperor.

Defintion of monarchy: Noun

1. A form of government with a monarch at the head.
2. A state that has a monarch.

There are many different types of monarchies but yes having a king does make you one.

tl;dr almost everything you said was wrong
User avatar #73 - carneymaster (07/12/2013) [-]
A form of government with a monarch at the head. The queen of england does not make laws anymore. She is a figurehead.
#74 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
I know she doesnt make laws, i know she is a figurehead. These facts simply do not change the fact that she is still the queen and england has a constitutional monarchy. Look it up. Either way, her being a figurehead still pertains to my original complaint of people wanting to hold on to archaic traditions. Based on your responses, you seem to have very little knowledge on forms of governments, and you just want to be right without researhing to make sure you are.
#3 - Did she end up eating her or not? 07/08/2013 on the world's largest women :) 0
#5 - I doubt any stripper would risk doing a strip show for mid tee… 07/08/2013 on Happy B-day 0
#18 - hunth rymes with month. Hunth, ketchup for people with a lisp.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on 50 Things You Didn't Need... 0
#20 - rymes (07/08/2013) [-]
i wasn't aware that there's a lisp-ketchup version of me. where is he?
(and who the fuck is month?)
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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