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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#59 - holy **** . thats awesome! 11/29/2014 on obviously Illuminati 0
#72 - frank or ali. Frank will always be #1 on this list. His cons a… 11/29/2014 on Roomies 0
#12 - the second one is a zerg larva crawling from a hatchery. 11/29/2014 on My favorite bowling score 0
#28 - we need to lock the door! yeah get me the thing! get me the th…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2014 on when you find out youre a... +1
#32 - janosaudron (11/29/2014) [-]
Some people are naturally resistant to shock. I can grab electric fences for about 6 seconds before i want to let go of it
User avatar #33 - carneymaster (11/29/2014) [-]
yeah but electric fences and tazers are on different levels.
Been Tazed
Hit alot of electric fences. Had horses when younger.
#34 - janosaudron (11/29/2014) [-]
but you at least know what it's like then. gotta find that comfortable amount of electricity to flow through you
User avatar #35 - carneymaster (11/29/2014) [-]
yeah fences aren't terrible. but tazers are.
#36 - janosaudron (11/29/2014) [-]
i got tazed and had no choice but to stand still, had to use everything i had just to not fall down. electricity fuckin sucks
User avatar #37 - carneymaster (11/29/2014) [-]
yeah, and that dude walked way like fuck you im going to get icecream.
#6 - I like how more and more black comedians are just thinking abo… 11/29/2014 on How to not get your ass... +4
#16 - at first i didnt see it was a gif. I just thought it was a hun… 11/29/2014 on Might as well +3
#38 - the only difference is ones got pubes on his chin, the other o… 11/29/2014 on (untitled) +4
#53 - Kenedy was shot from a school book depository.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on obviously Illuminati +3
User avatar #66 - walterberg (11/29/2014) [-]
A depository is a warehouse. Those words basically mean the same exact things.
#68 - carneymaster (11/29/2014) [-]
the building doesnt look warehousish though. it just looks like an average building you see downtown. like something a mediumish bank would look like. oddly it looks like some apartment buildings here in gainseville.
User avatar #57 - tvfreakuk (11/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - carneymaster (11/29/2014) [-]
holy shit. thats awesome!
#16 - naw that last one is very accurate of me atleast. Oh **…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on when sh*t +7
User avatar #20 - walterberg (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah that's how I saw it too
#25 - worked out really good. at the end of november im going to sha… 11/28/2014 on Designing a D&D World Map 2 +1
#18 - yeah salts help, so does chlorine actually but that's quite ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Designing a D&D World Map 2 0
User avatar #19 - dutchfag (11/28/2014) [-]
oh yeh, thats pretty cold, hand lotion also works pretty well, do you just have it on your head or also the usual spots like elbows and knees?
#16 - i keep it really short and take showers. i cant afford any med…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Designing a D&D World Map 2 0
User avatar #17 - dutchfag (11/28/2014) [-]
you should try something like dead sea salt or bath salt, it softens up the psoriasis spots for me and makes the itching less bad
User avatar #18 - carneymaster (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah salts help, so does chlorine actually but that's quite abrasive so getting a good mix is hard. I usually just go swimming but its 35 out right now.
User avatar #19 - dutchfag (11/28/2014) [-]
oh yeh, thats pretty cold, hand lotion also works pretty well, do you just have it on your head or also the usual spots like elbows and knees?
#2 - i know who the back two guys are kinda. i feel i should rememb…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/28/2014 on I present to you Old Direction 0
User avatar #9 - infernalinsolence (11/28/2014) [-]
The back left is Richard Armitage
I always forget back right
User avatar #10 - dreaddune (11/28/2014) [-]
it's Luke Evans. Bard in the Hobbit
User avatar #12 - infernalinsolence (11/28/2014) [-]
Ah yes. That one. I also tend to get him mixed up with Gaspard Ulliel or whatever his last name is. My brain doesn't like their faces
User avatar #13 - dreaddune (11/28/2014) [-]
know how you feel. The other day i thought i saw Tom Cruise in one of the last episodes of Supernatural, but apparently it was just someone that looked excactly like him. It gets confusing at times..
#4 - ohemgeezus (11/28/2014) [-]
pretty sure the one on the left is thorin and the right is bard or whatever
#1 - i have psoriasis on the top of my head and its pretty bad. i s…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Designing a D&D World Map 2 +21
User avatar #23 - Tusura (11/28/2014) [-]
Jesus christ man. I have the same issue with psoriasis and dermatitis. I shave my head all the time and you just gave the best fucking way possible for an original map.

User avatar #25 - carneymaster (11/28/2014) [-]
worked out really good. at the end of november im going to shave my head and stuff. i will use a new map lol
User avatar #15 - dutchfag (11/28/2014) [-]
having psoriasis really sucks man, hope you can deal with the itch
User avatar #16 - carneymaster (11/28/2014) [-]
i keep it really short and take showers. i cant afford any medication so i just try and manage.
User avatar #17 - dutchfag (11/28/2014) [-]
you should try something like dead sea salt or bath salt, it softens up the psoriasis spots for me and makes the itching less bad
User avatar #18 - carneymaster (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah salts help, so does chlorine actually but that's quite abrasive so getting a good mix is hard. I usually just go swimming but its 35 out right now.
User avatar #19 - dutchfag (11/28/2014) [-]
oh yeh, thats pretty cold, hand lotion also works pretty well, do you just have it on your head or also the usual spots like elbows and knees?
#10 - komandantmirkoo (11/28/2014) [-]
#7 - lncognito (11/28/2014) [-]
take a picture
#4 - myrtille (11/28/2014) [-]
#2 - galgawine (11/28/2014) [-]
#31 - yeah i wouldnt care if you play as some chick. hell yeah break… 11/27/2014 on Stalin should be taking notes 0
#90 - ill take the gun. I am now immortal as long as i dont die from… 11/27/2014 on OC 2 0
#22 - see, you dont argue with that. i know he didnt actually … 11/26/2014 on A List of Rational Black... 0
#2 - he really changed his look for this didnt he. The brown coat, … 11/26/2014 on Poor Bastard 0
#12 - Morgan Freeman. **** , hes god. If he says somethi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on A List of Rational Black... 0
User avatar #13 - ohhh (11/26/2014) [-]
"Titty sprinkles" -Morgan freeman
User avatar #22 - carneymaster (11/26/2014) [-]
see, you dont argue with that. i know he didnt actually say it, but he would have
#22 - i suppose unless you speak read German my assumption wasnt out…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on World tour 0
#24 - disproof (11/26/2014) [-]
ich spreche / Lese Deutsch
i speak/read german
#18 - indonesia cuba belgian congo kambodia nicaragu…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/26/2014 on World tour 0
User avatar #43 - donatelo (11/26/2014) [-]
why even post this...even if most of us dont speal german we still know what countires they are...the spellings are not too different.
User avatar #32 - indonesia (11/26/2014) [-]
I don't remember that
User avatar #19 - damping (11/26/2014) [-]
These are in German.
User avatar #22 - carneymaster (11/26/2014) [-]
i suppose unless you speak read German my assumption wasnt out of place. thankyou.
#24 - disproof (11/26/2014) [-]
ich spreche / Lese Deutsch
i speak/read german
#19 - almost 30. in college, still because they finnally got the deg… 11/25/2014 on my life story 0
#1 - i thought this was going somewhere else and then it didnt. 11/20/2014 on One bard, One fiddle +20
#46 - yeah, i did go there. its quiet nice. it was quiet when i went…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on desolation +1
#47 - captnnorway (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm still annoyed over the fact that I saved a thumbnail into my wallpaper folder.
#44 - sorry but that place aint quiet...  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on desolation +1
#45 - captnnorway (11/20/2014) [-]
Probably not, but in the picture it looks quiet
User avatar #46 - carneymaster (11/20/2014) [-]
yeah, i did go there. its quiet nice. it was quiet when i went at first. then the other 6 tour groups showed up. our tour guide was the shit. knew exactly when to go.
#47 - captnnorway (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm still annoyed over the fact that I saved a thumbnail into my wallpaper folder.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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