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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:1/30/2015
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#38 - enema. an enema box filled with candy. I would have to ask wtf… 01/14/2015 on Good karma comp +1
#52 - to be fun i ordered sausage pizza 01/14/2015 on Lesbians +4
#40 - there paint left on top of my truck? i thought it was all tree… 01/13/2015 on Mwahahahaha +1
#18 - washing the top of your car or truck!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Mwahahahaha +3
User avatar #25 - puppyfood (01/13/2015) [-]
Sure, if you want to murder the paint on it.
User avatar #40 - carneymaster (01/13/2015) [-]
there paint left on top of my truck? i thought it was all treesap and blood.
#10 - I came out to a couple of friends as gay and they tried doing …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Lesbians +120
#81 - Churchandtex (01/14/2015) [-]
It's rare for something to actually make me laugh aloud. Thank you.
User avatar #44 - Karibookiller (01/13/2015) [-]
What kind of pizza did you get?
User avatar #52 - carneymaster (01/14/2015) [-]
to be fun i ordered sausage pizza
#37 - rundas (01/13/2015) [-]
But did you suck their dicks or not?
User avatar #18 - thelastamerican (01/13/2015) [-]
One of my friends came out to me a while ago, but the backstory really makes this, so sit tight.

We had been on vacation with friends several times. We hung out at bars and dis stupid things all the time. Never once did it cross my mind that this macho lumberjack motherfucker was stricly dickly. I even played the, "Have you met anon?" Game when we were at bars to try to get him some kind of conversation starter with the women folk. (It works better than you think, the trick is to pretend to be incredibly drunk and stagger off right after introducing them)

Then one day while we're on vacation we're trying to decide what to do with ourselves, and the idea of a strip club pops up. And we're trying to decide if we really want to sink to that level, when anon says, "If there's no shlong in the thong I'm not turned on." I swear to god. He actually said that. We continued talking for a minute while he sat there and waited for us to process this new information. After about 30 seconds of debate on weather or not we want to go to a strip club we all realize what he just said at about the same time.

We then decided the only rational thing to do was to go to a gay bar and make up for lost wingman time.
#56 - ruderoody (01/14/2015) [-]
and how did that turn out this sounds like a fun trip
User avatar #89 - thelastamerican (01/14/2015) [-]
No one got laid, but we tried. In all it was a fun trip. We made hooch, stayed in a cabin for a long weekend, and knocked around town.
User avatar #11 - masdercheef (01/13/2015) [-]
Sounds like something my own friends would say should I mention my state of.. let's call it bi-curiosity, I guess. Not that they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, they're just the type of dicks who would go out of their way to point out "so you suck dick right?".

I speak from experience, since the exact same thing has happened to my homosexual friend of that group several times.
#275 - I rule over the carnies? 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#41 - atleast it wasnt the french surrendering for once. 01/10/2015 on Charlie Hebdo 0
#86 - Mostly Killing cops.... but im not black! 01/10/2015 on What does today have for you? +2
#21 - and he had such a good voice too... ohh i loved him. 01/09/2015 on Far cry 4 0
#29 - 2/3 replies there are about how long it is lol. 01/09/2015 on Long-ass post 0
#18 - you also read that in his voice.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Far cry 4 +1
User avatar #20 - bluefootbird (01/09/2015) [-]
I did --...--
User avatar #21 - carneymaster (01/09/2015) [-]
and he had such a good voice too... ohh i loved him.
#2 - im pretty sure satan was cast out of heaven because he refused… 01/09/2015 on What dreams may come +1
#9 - male, um... im not disabled? i guess my lifes normal? *… 01/09/2015 on Count Your Many Sins... 0
#2 - i am seeing the brave little toaster do this... and he just be… 01/09/2015 on Lik dis if you cry evertim +1
#35 - i seriously thought it was going to be the two women up front … 01/09/2015 on Photoshop Phun 0
#46 - dont know how it just feels different. Being partially wet or … 01/06/2015 on Did you not get the memo?... 0
#16 - cats love water, but hate getting wet. Its like i hate the rai…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Did you not get the memo?... +3
User avatar #31 - fickarese (01/06/2015) [-]
do you not get wet when you swim or something? teach me!
User avatar #46 - carneymaster (01/06/2015) [-]
dont know how it just feels different. Being partially wet or cold and wet versus totaly wet and swimming. perhaps its just because i choose.
#3 - these russian dudes should be hired for porn like the midget v…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on beer and adidas, y'all +75
User avatar #22 - gatorade (01/04/2015) [-]
Holy smokin' toledos.... These are different people...

Well shit... I think I need to get off this site for a little....
#14 - I can still see those memes being used right for this. Shock t… 01/04/2015 on Sorry for potato quality 0
#7 - Comment deleted 01/03/2015 on Sjw girl i know 0
#10 - i think you meant to use slowpoke on this. everyone knows this… 01/02/2015 on Just realised this... 0
#32 - honestly till i saw this post a while back i never knew that e… 01/01/2015 on Arbeit Macht Frei 0
#30 - the earth can hold an estimated 20billion people before we run… 12/31/2014 on 39... +3
#22 - it was made in response to that post actually.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on (untitled) +1
#32 - belcomar (12/29/2014) [-]
Haha I figured as much but it's still cool
#10 - americans have argued over blueray players and game stations. … 12/28/2014 on 39's Giving Day in 60fps +1
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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