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#18 - thelastamerican (01/13/2015) [-]
One of my friends came out to me a while ago, but the backstory really makes this, so sit tight.
We had been on vacation with friends several times. We hung out at bars and dis stupid things all the time. Never once did it cross my mind that this macho lumberjack motherfucker was stricly dickly. I even played the, "Have you met anon?" Game when we were at bars to try to get him some kind of conversation starter with the women folk. (It works better than you think, the trick is to pretend to be incredibly drunk and stagger off right after introducing them)
Then one day while we're on vacation we're trying to decide what to do with ourselves, and the idea of a strip club pops up. And we're trying to decide if we really want to sink to that level, when anon says, "If there's no shlong in the thong I'm not turned on." I swear to god. He actually said that. We continued talking for a minute while he sat there and waited for us to process this new information. After about 30 seconds of debate on weather or not we want to go to a strip club we all realize what he just said at about the same time.
We then decided the only rational thing to do was to go to a gay bar and make up for lost wingman time.
#11 - masdercheef (01/13/2015) [-]
Sounds like something my own friends would say should I mention my state of.. let's call it bi-curiosity, I guess. Not that they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, they're just the type of dicks who would go out of their way to point out "so you suck dick right?".
I speak from experience, since the exact same thing has happened to my homosexual friend of that group several times.
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