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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#24 - really? I was the opposite. 07/02/2013 on Which do you find more... +3
#60 - This would have done better for #12s line. 07/01/2013 on Go Away -1
#120 - It didnt matter for bill gates, hes a genius in his field. He … 07/01/2013 on That's why I didn't study... 0
#33 - You read this in their voices. 06/30/2013 on Disney Quotes Comp 0
#15 - pure awesomeness. 06/29/2013 on Big BANG Theory 0
#2 - Comment deleted 06/29/2013 on Justin Carter the TERRORIST... 0
#5 - So which ones the Coffee flavored Coffee?! 06/29/2013 on Coffee 0
#8 - seems most likely idea. Probably outcome, success 06/28/2013 on w...w...what?! 0
#20 - There is a tile in the Taj Mahal that gas a carving on it in … 06/28/2013 on Well.... +2
#60 - the grunt and peon share alot of them. But i think your thinki… 06/28/2013 on Warcraft IV: The Real World 0
#58 - I work for a Cutlery company, this made me laugh so much. 06/28/2013 on Warcraft IV: The Real World +2
#4 - 40 secs in i almost threw up. Teeth, hair, fat, i can almost s… 06/28/2013 on BETA BOY OR GIRL? 0
#48 - Because only female Angler fish are that scary.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Why isnt this a Fizz skin?! 0
User avatar #64 - sixfivefourtwoone (07/09/2013) [-]
Yes because people want "Anatomically correct" over "HOLY SHIT THAT SKIN LOOKS BAD ASS"
#1 - I wouldnt put it past them Look at what happend during katrina… 06/28/2013 on Zimmerman 0
#20 - Am i doin it rite? 06/27/2013 on my hat +12
#80 - The south had this exact problem with confederate money. And t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on tip 0
User avatar #88 - ilikebuttsex (06/27/2013) [-]
I live in straya so i dunno laws in murica
#77 - Paper money used to be silver notes. you could take them to an…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on tip 0
User avatar #78 - ilikebuttsex (06/27/2013) [-]
exactly, and what if your government fails and all "virtual value" of paper bills are lost. then everyone with money is left with a stack of paper with drawings on it.

I personally invest in gold, its always going to have value regardless of bitchy governments
User avatar #80 - carneymaster (06/27/2013) [-]
The south had this exact problem with confederate money. And the problem with gold is, The government can confiscate all gold everywhere. Its a real law. The gold hedges and stuff count on the government being to scared to do something that drastic though, and i would imagine they are right.
User avatar #88 - ilikebuttsex (06/27/2013) [-]
I live in straya so i dunno laws in murica
#147 - The US government knows where the chinese hacking building is.… 06/26/2013 on Good Guy Vladimir Putin +1
#136 - Its all a show. They spy on us, we spy on them. We dont take m…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Good Guy Vladimir Putin 0
User avatar #139 - xanorth (06/26/2013) [-]
Technically there is no proof that the Chinese are spying on you, however they have bought a lot of American stocks lately. But to the fact that it's out in public now and they even stated it themselves, is bad news for the Americans. Now the Chinese have an excuse to favor Russia.
User avatar #147 - carneymaster (06/26/2013) [-]
The US government knows where the chinese hacking building is. Hacking is, for this purpose, a form of spying. They steal billions of dollars in innovations and product ideas every year.
#52 - yep. it is. Or they are lazy. Id rather grab an ice cold bottl… 06/26/2013 on And They Wonder Why People... 0
#106 - yeah, i think they would also be a more straight up fight. As …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Good Guy Vladimir Putin +3
User avatar #107 - eddio (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh yes, massive casualties. Though the US may be more combat ready than Russia, they are DEFINITELY no pushovers. Russia's got some powerful allies as well. They've gotten pretty friendly with China recently, and thanks to this whole fiasco, a few countries might prefer to side with Russia.

That US government, so silly.
User avatar #123 - PlagueDoctor (06/26/2013) [-]
China won't attack the US. Their economy is dependant on them
User avatar #127 - xanorth (06/26/2013) [-]
After the Americans lied to the Chinese about spying on them, the Chinese have stated that their relationship is taking a major downfall, right now the Chinese are siding with Russia.
User avatar #136 - carneymaster (06/26/2013) [-]
Its all a show. They spy on us, we spy on them. We dont take major action against them cause they dont take action against us. It would take true espionage, like assassination to go to war.
User avatar #139 - xanorth (06/26/2013) [-]
Technically there is no proof that the Chinese are spying on you, however they have bought a lot of American stocks lately. But to the fact that it's out in public now and they even stated it themselves, is bad news for the Americans. Now the Chinese have an excuse to favor Russia.
User avatar #147 - carneymaster (06/26/2013) [-]
The US government knows where the chinese hacking building is. Hacking is, for this purpose, a form of spying. They steal billions of dollars in innovations and product ideas every year.
#48 - There are places, like in the country side, where we have well…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on And They Wonder Why People... 0
User avatar #51 - sinonyx (06/26/2013) [-]
.... theres nothing wrong with the water anywhere near where i live, and people buy bottled water...
i never said bottled water was a sin, sure there's good reasons for it.. but buying it with perfectly good tap water available is fucking retarded
User avatar #52 - carneymaster (06/26/2013) [-]
yep. it is. Or they are lazy. Id rather grab an ice cold bottle than wait for my cup to fill up with ice and then put water in it. But i dont have that luxury.
#7 - who read it in his voice? 06/26/2013 on Sesame Street 0
#102 - what i meant was, he ended up in a position with still no auth… 06/26/2013 on Good Guy Vladimir Putin +1
#291 - try saying that without hiding behind an anon mask. 06/26/2013 on pretty obvious hole in the... +1
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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