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#4 - I was going to say oprah then i realised thats stupid.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on haters gonna hate? +8
User avatar #7 - mexicandudeinsd (03/11/2014) [-]
explain joke pls
User avatar #12 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/11/2014) [-]
I think it's because Oprah gives free stuff to people who watch her show (live), not philanthropy.
#14 - anthracite (03/11/2014) [-]
It's not even free. People have to pay taxes off of everything they get, because they're not gifts they're "prizes".
So it may happen that you can't afford the "free" car, Oprah gives you...
User avatar #16 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/11/2014) [-]
Take car, loan money to pay taxes on the car, sell car, return loaned money and possibly pay the taxes on the sale. I'm pretty sure this will lead to a profit.
#33 - Big corporations dont really sit on huge ass ******* … 03/11/2014 on Mo Money Mo Problems 0
#93 - ADD and ADHD are a chemical imbalance. And before you try and … 03/11/2014 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin: ADHD -1
#116 - Hell when i look in a normal mirror im like... thats me? wtf..… 03/11/2014 on Take a moment... 0
#2 - "random searches" is exactly what i goggled.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on New boy band 0
User avatar #25 - clydeninetyseven (03/11/2014) [-]
#1 - rofl. so i search random searches, and i find this exact pictu…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on New boy band -7
User avatar #5 - cptmctavish (03/11/2014) [-]
The adventures you can have on the internet...
User avatar #2 - carneymaster (03/10/2014) [-]
"random searches" is exactly what i goggled.
User avatar #25 - clydeninetyseven (03/11/2014) [-]
#3 - I doubt this is a typical prison either. This is a new idea pr…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Prison comp: Bastoy part 2 0
User avatar #4 - Shramin (03/11/2014) [-]
Its not a typical prison, its for people who are going to be released in a certain amount of time.

Norway is doing a lot of this, trying to eliminate prisons as a whole and instead have everything be rehabilitation systems.

one guy told me he had to live in in a apartment block for low crime offenders and wore a ankle bracelet. He had a set bedtime at 9 Pm, and if he was to go out to go shopping he was generally accompanied by some form of guard.
Said it was the most humiliating thing he had ever felt and that he never wanted to go back again.
User avatar #28 - carneymaster (03/11/2014) [-]
yeah these are cool ideas. They are doing alot of this in the Juvenal detention centers. Its kinda sad how we are so coddling we cant even call it what it is. Kid prison. Of course.. Maybe kid prison is actually more comical than need be.
#5 - micekill (03/11/2014) [-]
i love norwegian people, i live in norway, and there is no people i would love more, where i am norwegians normally don't steal, and not because they only don't think about it, they don't have any need to be dishonest, even if they do shitjobs they get good moneyz. i want to get my citizenship soon, so i can live in this good country
User avatar #17 - Shramin (03/11/2014) [-]
My big issue with Norwegians is their "Language racism", don't speak Norwegian? you don't deserve attention.

Obviously not all of them but a lot of them, which gave my mother a lot of shit as she is English.
#19 - micekill (03/11/2014) [-]
it is more of a defensive maneuver, they need to do that to keep a crumbling langauage afloat, i mean, it is easy to just speak english to the other people, but what will happen to this already fragmented language when that happens, even norwegians have hardships understanding each other, i am of the full mentality of "learn norwegian or gtfo" i don't want my grandchildren to speak filthy english
i'm an immigrant btw
User avatar #20 - Shramin (03/11/2014) [-]
Norwegians have no hardship understanding each other, unless you are talking about New Norwegian, which is not spoken by many.

I want my kids to speak Norwegian and English, because I want my kids to be able to understand the world, instead of a tiny section of it.

I'm an International, I've lived in Norway, Netherlands, Singapore and England.
#30 - micekill (03/11/2014) [-]
obviously learning english is a must, since nobody else in the world speaks norwegian, but i prefer to keep english for tourists and going outside of norway rather than using it in norway
User avatar #31 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
That's fair enough, but nobody should be condemned when new to the country for not speaking the language fluently.

and the fact that the mentality is maintained abroad to the point where Norwegians in Spain are saying "Fucking foreigners" has me not liking the general attitude of Norwegians.

I like the country, I like most of the system there, I do not like most of the people.
#32 - micekill (03/12/2014) [-]
kk, i did not know where you came from, i know tons of imigrants that because they can speak english they neglect norwegian, like 99% of the cases where an immigrant can't learn the language it is because they speak too with another option. i am an immigrant myself, and i despise people that have spent 4+ years in norway and do not even try to speak a bit norwegian. if they have just come to norway i might understand. and many norwegian people will too, i was actually treated very kindly when i first arrived in norway. also, i found out that their racism is based on fear, and once they know you they become normal people
User avatar #33 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
I was born in Trondheim.
My mother is from London, she got so much shit that some places even refused to sell her goods.
Once she learned Norwegian she learned it enough to be mistaken for a person from Trondheim.

Me and my brother speak English to each other all the time, its easier due to the amounts of traveling we have done as well as the years as teenagers we were separated, him in New Zealand and me in England. very often on the public bus in Tonsberg people would make snarky remarks about us, loud enough to ensure we heard it but in Norwegian since clearly we wouldn't understand.

I speak Trondersk, So does my brother and we would always respond that they need to watch what they say and about who.
There is no excuse for Bigotry.
#34 - micekill (03/12/2014) [-]
nope, seems like you m8's had some bad luck. i am happy in my norwegian community, and i love it, stop trying to spoil it because i already chose to ignore the bad shit
User avatar #35 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
Its good that you are happy, and I am glad that you speak Norwegian and are enjoying the closed bubble that Norway has. It means it works for you and as such nothing I say should spoil it.

I just wish that with all the resources the country has, the people would get more educated on the outside world instead of being "afraid" of them. It would benefit them on the international standpoint, which is a big deal as there are plenty of international markets with Norway, Oil being the obvious big one.
#36 - micekill (03/12/2014) [-]
ok, as far as i know, i dislike immigrants overall, have understandment for them, but choose to ignore them and stay away since they just complicate my life with unnecessary drama, and, i think norway's stand point on their oil usage is good, they are keeping themselves well and if something works then it is not broken, so no need for you to want to change it, norway is perfectly well wherever it is, was, and will be, and i will always love her
User avatar #37 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
Aren't you an Immigrant?
Norway is not Perfectly fine the way it is, Its international relations is not as healthy as it should be.
its education is reaching a freeze point due to the teaching methods used not really working on today's mindset.

I am Norwegian and I want to change it, by way of how you wrote things do I not have more right to want that than you wanting to keep it the way it is?
#38 - micekill (03/12/2014) [-]
ahem, that is what made me mad before about norwegian teenagers, they simply don't get that it is a good system, go check out other countries, most of them are worse off. also, yes, i am an immigrant that dislikes immigrants. which makes my life very confusing, but bearable
User avatar #40 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
The Teenagers of Norway appear happy to just get drunk. Drinking is seemingly the only thing to do for many in Norway, that is a problem.
How old are you including people into the group teenagers? I know people up to 40 who find Norway has issues.
#7 - Well yeah, googles in the same shape as that guy these days. 03/10/2014 on Mugshots 1 0
#1 - Thats a dog.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on surpise nsfw cats cat girl... +5
User avatar #2 - purplebelle (03/10/2014) [-]
#5 - Well being more awake finally hah, i can tell what line i was … 03/10/2014 on femminism flow chart 0
#10 - But not with someone whos head is seethrough? 03/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#9 - This guy is a friend? Are you sure about that? 03/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2 - That last one... thats mot of where your brain is. Most of you…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Mugshots 1 +1
#6 - fantastick (03/10/2014) [-]
Google seems pretty convinced otherwise. It's still freaky weird, sure.
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (03/10/2014) [-]
Well yeah, googles in the same shape as that guy these days.
#25 - I have a son already, and now im gay anwyay. so win win win? 03/09/2014 on You WERE successful +1
#2 - What annoys me more than that is when i see the same post 5 ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Reposts +2
User avatar #14 - aralahkian (03/08/2014) [-]
well you can't get angry at that though although yes it is annoying. Most people browse starting from frontpage so they are not gonna know if what they posted was posted by someone else a few minutes ago. Occasionally I have to delete content because as I get closer to the newer uploads I find that someone posted what I posted an hour earlier than I did.
User avatar #15 - aralahkian (03/08/2014) [-]
although, I do get pissed off when someone reposts something that is still on the frontpage amongst the top 20. Happens every once in a while.
#2 - Some lines aren't labeled, and i have no idea where your suppo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on femminism flow chart 0
User avatar #3 - katha (03/08/2014) [-]
Start at the upper left (the only bubble where arrows are only pointing from, not to).

I found all of them to be labeled, though some are labeled at the start of the arrow and some at the end of it.~
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (03/10/2014) [-]
Well being more awake finally hah, i can tell what line i was annoyed by. The line under are you a man has no label. But its obviously the no line.
#21 - I understand that people take the jobs they can get. But why n… 03/07/2014 on Anyone work in food service? +1
#4 - This is physical painful to watch. I tense up all over every t… 03/07/2014 on Cringe compilation. +1
#34 - apparently some people do since he was fired for being gay. 03/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#37 - JESUS CHRIST! And to think we in the US are all worried about … 03/06/2014 on Welcome to Russia! 0
#207 - In tekkit we have a machine that does the same thing as that i… 03/06/2014 on TLDR: Huge Minecraft Pit... 0
#4 - Thankyou much for clearing that up. Ive asked several brits i …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #7 - yippekiay (03/03/2014) [-]
Its more a case of not wanting to be part of the EU haha
User avatar #5 - tealcanaan (03/02/2014) [-]
Ya, the U.K. was very smart in keeping control over their own currency though, allows them to control inflation and such, as well as insulate them from the likes of Greece.
#1 - Sorry dude, Brittain aint part of the EU/ Eurozone.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #2 - tealcanaan (03/02/2014) [-]
They have more autonomy, but they are part of the EU.
User avatar #4 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
Thankyou much for clearing that up. Ive asked several brits i know all who claim, either ignorantly or not wanting to admit, they are not part of the eu.
User avatar #7 - yippekiay (03/03/2014) [-]
Its more a case of not wanting to be part of the EU haha
User avatar #5 - tealcanaan (03/02/2014) [-]
Ya, the U.K. was very smart in keeping control over their own currency though, allows them to control inflation and such, as well as insulate them from the likes of Greece.
#24 - whats so scarry about this? Its just Zaeed? 03/02/2014 on Ouch.. 0
#50 - np. 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? 0
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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