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#4 - Shramin (03/11/2014) [-]
Its not a typical prison, its for people who are going to be released in a certain amount of time.
Norway is doing a lot of this, trying to eliminate prisons as a whole and instead have everything be rehabilitation systems.
one guy told me he had to live in in a apartment block for low crime offenders and wore a ankle bracelet. He had a set bedtime at 9 Pm, and if he was to go out to go shopping he was generally accompanied by some form of guard.
Said it was the most humiliating thing he had ever felt and that he never wanted to go back again.
#5 - micekill (03/11/2014) [-]
i love norwegian people, i live in norway, and there is no people i would love more, where i am norwegians normally don't steal, and not because they only don't think about it, they don't have any need to be dishonest, even if they do shitjobs they get good moneyz. i want to get my citizenship soon, so i can live in this good country
#19 - micekill (03/11/2014) [-]
it is more of a defensive maneuver, they need to do that to keep a crumbling langauage afloat, i mean, it is easy to just speak english to the other people, but what will happen to this already fragmented language when that happens, even norwegians have hardships understanding each other, i am of the full mentality of "learn norwegian or gtfo" i don't want my grandchildren to speak filthy english
i'm an immigrant btw
#20 - Shramin (03/11/2014) [-]
Norwegians have no hardship understanding each other, unless you are talking about New Norwegian, which is not spoken by many.
I want my kids to speak Norwegian and English, because I want my kids to be able to understand the world, instead of a tiny section of it.
I'm an International, I've lived in Norway, Netherlands, Singapore and England.
#31 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
That's fair enough, but nobody should be condemned when new to the country for not speaking the language fluently.
and the fact that the mentality is maintained abroad to the point where Norwegians in Spain are saying "Fucking foreigners" has me not liking the general attitude of Norwegians.
I like the country, I like most of the system there, I do not like most of the people.
#32 - micekill (03/12/2014) [-]
kk, i did not know where you came from, i know tons of imigrants that because they can speak english they neglect norwegian, like 99% of the cases where an immigrant can't learn the language it is because they speak too with another option. i am an immigrant myself, and i despise people that have spent 4+ years in norway and do not even try to speak a bit norwegian. if they have just come to norway i might understand. and many norwegian people will too, i was actually treated very kindly when i first arrived in norway. also, i found out that their racism is based on fear, and once they know you they become normal people
#33 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
I was born in Trondheim.
My mother is from London, she got so much shit that some places even refused to sell her goods.
Once she learned Norwegian she learned it enough to be mistaken for a person from Trondheim.
Me and my brother speak English to each other all the time, its easier due to the amounts of traveling we have done as well as the years as teenagers we were separated, him in New Zealand and me in England. very often on the public bus in Tonsberg people would make snarky remarks about us, loud enough to ensure we heard it but in Norwegian since clearly we wouldn't understand.
I speak Trondersk, So does my brother and we would always respond that they need to watch what they say and about who.
There is no excuse for Bigotry.
#35 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
Its good that you are happy, and I am glad that you speak Norwegian and are enjoying the closed bubble that Norway has. It means it works for you and as such nothing I say should spoil it.
I just wish that with all the resources the country has, the people would get more educated on the outside world instead of being "afraid" of them. It would benefit them on the international standpoint, which is a big deal as there are plenty of international markets with Norway, Oil being the obvious big one.
#36 - micekill (03/12/2014) [-]
ok, as far as i know, i dislike immigrants overall, have understandment for them, but choose to ignore them and stay away since they just complicate my life with unnecessary drama, and, i think norway's stand point on their oil usage is good, they are keeping themselves well and if something works then it is not broken, so no need for you to want to change it, norway is perfectly well wherever it is, was, and will be, and i will always love her
#37 - Shramin (03/12/2014) [-]
Aren't you an Immigrant?
Norway is not Perfectly fine the way it is, Its international relations is not as healthy as it should be.
its education is reaching a freeze point due to the teaching methods used not really working on today's mindset.
I am Norwegian and I want to change it, by way of how you wrote things do I not have more right to want that than you wanting to keep it the way it is?
#38 - micekill (03/12/2014) [-]
ahem, that is what made me mad before about norwegian teenagers, they simply don't get that it is a good system, go check out other countries, most of them are worse off. also, yes, i am an immigrant that dislikes immigrants. which makes my life very confusing, but bearable
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