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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#9 - the last one is public pony shows. If ya know what i mean. 08/24/2014 on The future is here ! 0
#7 - the taco one is actually pretty cool but i dont like hard tacos.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Gonna save you some money... +2
User avatar #18 - AlexPaincakes (08/25/2014) [-]
Have you tried dorito tacos?
#10 - And someone will just stand there... I mean how many scat thre… 08/24/2014 on Tumblr is at it again +1
#23 - precisely. The intended meaning. 08/24/2014 on Tumblr found some logic 0
#21 - I have no idea lol.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Peace in the middle east -1
User avatar #22 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
Kazakhstan is the best and it's not like secret police will take me away if I say it's bad, which it is definitely not.
#18 - thought about it. dont get the reference sorry.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Peace in the middle east -1
User avatar #20 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
Kazakhstan is obviously the best country in the world. We elected a president so good we've never needed a different one.
User avatar #21 - carneymaster (08/23/2014) [-]
I have no idea lol.
User avatar #22 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
Kazakhstan is the best and it's not like secret police will take me away if I say it's bad, which it is definitely not.
#17 - so you admit somethings wrong with tajikistan?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Peace in the middle east -1
User avatar #19 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
Well yeah, fuck 'em.
#6 - In a table top game i ran, pretty sure mutants and masterminds… 08/23/2014 on JEWS..IN...SPACE!!!! +2
#4 - yeah but i have a fetish for midgets. 08/23/2014 on Wat -1
#4 - I liked this joke. But i had to know what the definition of co…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Tumblr found some logic +8
User avatar #20 - wtfareu (08/24/2014) [-]
Wait so congress means disagreement. That actually makes perfect sense
User avatar #23 - carneymaster (08/24/2014) [-]
precisely. The intended meaning.
#10 - this still leaves out most of africa and the south pacific. al…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Peace in the middle east -1
User avatar #16 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
>nuking kazakhstan
am dissapoint
tengri is dissapoint
go back to yurt and thing of what you've said
User avatar #18 - carneymaster (08/23/2014) [-]
thought about it. dont get the reference sorry.
User avatar #20 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
Kazakhstan is obviously the best country in the world. We elected a president so good we've never needed a different one.
User avatar #21 - carneymaster (08/23/2014) [-]
I have no idea lol.
User avatar #22 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
Kazakhstan is the best and it's not like secret police will take me away if I say it's bad, which it is definitely not.
#15 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
What's wrong with Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and Uzbekistan?
User avatar #25 - schnizel (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, we have Borat there, very nice.
User avatar #17 - carneymaster (08/23/2014) [-]
so you admit somethings wrong with tajikistan?
User avatar #19 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
Well yeah, fuck 'em.
#9 - yeah they werent killing eachother for thousands of years anyway. 08/23/2014 on Peace in the middle east 0
#338 - and your incredibly narrow minded to assume thats all i was sa… 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... -1
#10 - well he turned them down at first. basically thought they were…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on How British view American... 0
User avatar #23 - kiermatv (08/22/2014) [-]
No way man, he wanted nothing more than to be part of the war, and he REALLY wanted this war

In the Continental Congress meeting in 1775, only George Washington and John Adams wanted to go to war with the Britain, and with George Blind Fury and John Adams' brain madness, they basically willed the war into being.

He was a soldier, but was only put up as General because of his popularity

Plus, He thought Providence was behind him, and thought that with all of the war was just a way to show how fucking god-like he was (that bit in Bioshock Infinite wasn't all that off)
#11 - asurasxnight (08/22/2014) [-]
yeah. They basically needed him because he was taller than most and had lots of charisma. That Charisma was what was needed to get people to listen to him. They won the war because France made it a global war since the French used to hate the British. There s a bunch of other stuff too, but they turned to him because he looked the part of someone who could command respect.
#86 - they met if i recall in kindergarten. what an ice breaker that… 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... -1
#83 - he is submissive. She enjoys using strapons. I think it might …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... +2
#311 - nahbro (08/22/2014) [-]
That's incredibly stupid. There is more to being gay than enjoying having cylindrical objects shoved up your ass.
User avatar #338 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
and your incredibly narrow minded to assume thats all i was saying it was based on. The person i replied to mentioned the sex aspect. I addressed the sex aspect you moron.
#85 - icanhasaccount (08/22/2014) [-]
considering that ...i agree it would have been quite a set of circumstances
now that's an awesome "how they met" story if it ever happened
User avatar #86 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
they met if i recall in kindergarten. what an ice breaker that would be.
#81 - before i started dating my ex, i tried to convince him for the…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... -1
#82 - icanhasaccount (08/22/2014) [-]
cute yes but people still need sex in a relationship
they can like each other as much as possible if they just aren't attracted to each other ...
but i agree it is a cute thought
User avatar #83 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
he is submissive. She enjoys using strapons. I think it might have worked.
#311 - nahbro (08/22/2014) [-]
That's incredibly stupid. There is more to being gay than enjoying having cylindrical objects shoved up your ass.
User avatar #338 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
and your incredibly narrow minded to assume thats all i was saying it was based on. The person i replied to mentioned the sex aspect. I addressed the sex aspect you moron.
#85 - icanhasaccount (08/22/2014) [-]
considering that ...i agree it would have been quite a set of circumstances
now that's an awesome "how they met" story if it ever happened
User avatar #86 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
they met if i recall in kindergarten. what an ice breaker that would be.
#35 - it is? its not as bad as nungmyho 08/22/2014 on Randy 0
#24 - That doesnt really explain it. Why though does being called ra…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Randy -1
User avatar #26 - holycrapimacupcake (08/21/2014) [-]
Because Randy is a shit name.
User avatar #35 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
it is? its not as bad as nungmyho
#439 - girl who makes indie games ****** 5 guys to get b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Let battle be joined! 0
User avatar #442 - dragonassault (08/21/2014) [-]
I thank you dear sir
#216 - i swear to god if Putin does this and Michelle Obama doesn't P… 08/21/2014 on do it for groot +6
#40 - to bad she didnt write that joke. 08/18/2014 on Which would you choose? +1
#5 - They look like they are about to have a dance off. 08/17/2014 on Crossover Comp 2 +5
#22 - Not the kind of face lift she wanted. 08/17/2014 on Dark WP dump +13
#11 - that thing next to mileys head looks like slowbros tail. 08/16/2014 on Post your favorite funny... 0
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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