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carneymaster

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Somewhere in florida
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Comment Ranking:#4720
Highest Content Rank:#1764
Highest Comment Rank:#2585
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Content Views:86324
Times Content Favorited:180 times
Total Comments Made:2020
FJ Points:6469

latest user's comments

#8 - More people are bit by new yorkers than sharks each year. If y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Assorted Internets #7 +53
User avatar #58 - lotengo (03/25/2015) [-]
i dont bite sounds like something a biting NewYorker would say
#7 - no nevermind his right hand is ****** up. 03/24/2015 on Timon 0
#6 - admittedly its not a bad shop job. but still creepy.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Timon +2
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (03/24/2015) [-]
no nevermind his right hand is fucked up.
#25 - he got out of jail and was still married ya know that? he spen… 03/24/2015 on Daily reminder +1
#28 - I never encountered those. But earlier i did have a ******… 03/24/2015 on Oh okay 0
#25 - The one time i played a female character in skyrim, after desi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Oh okay +4
User avatar #27 - dehnoobshow (03/24/2015) [-]
Except, as you know, the Silver Hand are just special-named bandits.
I guess one liked me for no reason.
User avatar #28 - carneymaster (03/24/2015) [-]
I never encountered those. But earlier i did have a fucking cluster fuck happen in riverwood. Right after i get the old blades dude back to delphine and the obligatory dragon shows up to show you the game is now harder. Not only did he show up, comming from the helgen road a large group of empire troops showed up. At the exact same time from the mountain side a group of storm cloaks showed up. For some reason also from white run side dawn guard guys showed up. It became such a cluster fuck almost the entire town died except the merchants in their buildings.
#52 - she doesnt even freak out really. she just looks over slowly a… 03/24/2015 on "fast as lightning..." +3
#78 - Is japan even real? or is it some conspiracy to make people th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Wut. +4
#79 - phanactssonjoe (03/24/2015) [-]
i dont know but i know theyre like china about confusing translation and not caring about copyright laws
#9 - yeah so he has to be able to fly pretty fast. 03/22/2015 on flashman 0
#5 - aswell she dosnt have fast flight like superman does in the la…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2015 on flashman 0
User avatar #12 - ScottP (03/22/2015) [-]
Yeah supposedly, Green Lanterns can fly at speeds that can rival Superman, but it's all based on if they think themselves flying at that speeds and if they will themselves to do so.
User avatar #7 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
>>#6, >>#2, superman couldnt fly in his original appearances neither (he was based loosely on moses and some old movie...)


but out of all of them most have their own model of transportation: flash with running,superman and gl with flying,wonder woman with flying, and batman with his jet.
User avatar #6 - killjoyus (03/22/2015) [-]
Green Lantern can do space travel speeds. like across the universe and back in a day or two.
User avatar #15 - yodaiam (03/22/2015) [-]
Nay man. Even with the superduper fast ship made by the guardians, it took him months to get anywhere in space outside of the desinated sectors.
User avatar #22 - killjoyus (03/22/2015) [-]
Well at his fastest John Stewart has gone from one star cluster to another with relative speed. IIRC they have been known to move faster in moments of immediate danger such as rushing from OA to Earth
User avatar #9 - carneymaster (03/22/2015) [-]
yeah so he has to be able to fly pretty fast.
#2 - so she was an explosion for 10 years with the words life fiber…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Super Mom 0
User avatar #5 - destaice (03/22/2015) [-]
Nah, she was just busy removing withered flowers.
#3 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
it was like a teenage rebellious phase
#36 - No "girls" from thailand? 03/21/2015 on Beautiful Women From Around... 0
#46 - 13.25 03/21/2015 on remember 0
#20 - another thing, "fedora lovers" arent wearing fedoras… 03/21/2015 on Euphoric 0
#18 - That looks really really disturbing. 03/21/2015 on (untitled) +1
#8 - They wont be able to stop me from printing my favorite dildos out! 03/14/2015 on lol +4
#31 - hes also the least repulsive and freaky of all 03/11/2015 on Freaky People of Walmart -... +2
#113 - Comment deleted 03/09/2015 on Your Tax Dollars 0
#110 - 10 billion dollars? im sorry that is a pittance compared to so…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Your Tax Dollars +1
User avatar #243 - alltimetens (03/11/2015) [-]
Actually, when you account for oil exports, military support, foreign aid, and everything in between -- all adjusted for inflation, we gave Israel 3-5 trillion dollars, according to Harvard economist Dr. Thomas R. Stauffer.
User avatar #213 - compared (03/09/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#112 - davidavidsan (03/09/2015) [-]
Why the FUCK should we be giving a ZIONIST JEWISH STATE (Most wealthy elite people in the world) ANY FUCKING MONEY?

CAN YOU ANSWER THAT FRIEND?

LET ME GIVE YOU AN ANSWER..... AIPAC.. IT RUNS J-STREET AND THE US CONGRESS.
User avatar #125 - xxbandwagonxx (03/09/2015) [-]
We give mexico half a billion each year.
#113 - carneymaster Comment deleted by carneymaster
#16 - isnt "it" the destroyer of worlds and really ***… 03/08/2015 on This means war 0
#24 - Eh he just put it all on their parents tab. The parents who by… 03/07/2015 on Scumbag candy man +2
#161 - I pick up the post all the time on sunday. The mailbox is cram… 03/07/2015 on Murder riddles 0
#160 - That is an incredible recovery... 03/07/2015 on Murder riddles 0
#61 - n, ung as in hunger, my hoe 03/07/2015 on Lol Gay 0
#29 - i used to know a chick in highschool called nungmyhoe. That wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Lol Gay +3
User avatar #35 - postritostwo (03/07/2015) [-]
How is that pronounced? Also, nice profile picture.
User avatar #61 - carneymaster (03/07/2015) [-]
n, ung as in hunger, my hoe

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#8 - lickinggecko (03/25/2015) [-]
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#7 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi carneymaster! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#6 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi carneymaster! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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