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carneymaster

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Somewhere in florida
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Comment Ranking:#4879
Highest Content Rank:#1764
Highest Comment Rank:#2585
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Content Views:86287
Times Content Favorited:180 times
Total Comments Made:1979
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#156 - Every time i see this i watch it. No matter what version it is… 02/23/2015 on Pokemon Comp +11
#153 - furret is 5'11 and weights 71 lbs? what the hell is made of air?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Pokemon Comp 0
#160 - anonexplains (02/23/2015) [-]
no it's made of furr
#75 - its not that we cant eat meat or we shoudlnt eat meat. our bod… 02/21/2015 on Stuff around the Interwebs 3 0
#76 - she looks like a my ex but with 150lbs more. 02/21/2015 on Cringe Comp 5 of ?: turtle... 0
#5 - This is Elian Gonzalez back like 15 years ago. He was not shot. 02/12/2015 on Media be like +54
#2 - Possums are vicious things to begin with. They used to beat up… 02/06/2015 on Christopher Bale 0
#4 - unfortunately for the south their biggest export cotton was so…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Problems +7
#6 - angelusprimus (02/06/2015) [-]
And Cuba and Brazil had a fast growing tobacco industry that was massively undercutting South's profitability, which is why southern plantation owners were so desperate to keep slavery, because they felt they couldn't possibly compete with Egyptian and Indian cotton and south american tobacco.

Wheat was not even an issue at the time. Iowa, Illinois and Missouri with their superior quality rail and massive amount of wheat lands have taken over as main suppliers of wheat and corn.

Northern industry actually was moving away from the types of agricultural raw goods industry and into heavy industry so southern goods were by no means critical for Northern economy. Loss of South would have hurt North, yes, but for the South without its own industry it would have been crippling, especially by keeping slavery, with its low productivity and stranglehold on low paying jobs.
#80 - i thought thats what it probably meant but i wanted to be silly. 02/03/2015 on Tesla took advice from KND 0
#145 - yeah im the same way with time as well. I did homeschooling fo… 02/03/2015 on Black and White Comp 0
#40 - yeah but im also lazy so its a challenge to find that balance …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Black and White Comp -1
User avatar #118 - mookiea (02/03/2015) [-]
So you are saying you need they physical paperwork before you can do it. sounds just like my bro my. His boss told him to show up at work whenever. He always showed way lait and got fired. " he said I could show up whenever" He says. HE also said he need to have an exact time to show or he can't do it. Because he is lazy. You may be the same with homework. That is why I told that story. Try printing out mock test or what you think are in the test. Maybe you can find test by the same teacher online. I know some of my teachers had there test online from students posting them.
User avatar #145 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
yeah im the same way with time as well. I did homeschooling for a year. the teacher didnt care when you finished the class as long as the work was done. I actually was doing very very well for a while. But i live in florida and this was way back around 2003-2004 something like that. Florida got hit by 4 hurricanes one right after the other. The power was out for so long after one hurricane it didnt come back up before the second one hit. In total it was out for almost 6 weeks. And during that time i guess i just lost my drive to do the work. so time frames are good.
#14 - blind.. what? when did i say i was blind?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Blind kid 0
#16 - wildwes (02/03/2015) [-]
yeeeep I'm stupid.

read my other comment.

I'm uh just gonna go now
#24 - yeah but none of them are cosplaying the one with a dick.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Japanese Otaku +19
User avatar #114 - alucardexplain (02/03/2015) [-]
What about the one with two dicks?
#119 - adrianking (02/03/2015) [-]
#12 - Im lazy and now take notes by talking to my computer. I tell i…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Blind kid 0
User avatar #13 - wildwes (02/03/2015) [-]
but if you're blind...

then how did you read that comment?!?!?!?
User avatar #15 - wildwes (02/03/2015) [-]
if you're not blind and are just a lzy dude who talks to his computer than uh nevermind
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
blind.. what? when did i say i was blind?
#16 - wildwes (02/03/2015) [-]
yeeeep I'm stupid.

read my other comment.

I'm uh just gonna go now
#10 - it can seat 5+2 people? are you saying the first 5 arent peopl…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Tesla took advice from KND 0
User avatar #79 - swimmingprodigy (02/03/2015) [-]
5+2 means that the standard version of the car seats 5 people, but there is an option to add 2 more seats in the rear for an additional 2 people.

This is not a new idea; many sports cars from the 90s are considered 2+2's (2 standard seats but also the option to put in a rear row)
User avatar #80 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
i thought thats what it probably meant but i wanted to be silly.
#23 - bitch i wish my teachers would give me homework. ******…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Black and White Comp 0
User avatar #39 - articulate (02/03/2015) [-]
You can give yourself homework. It's called studying and will help you get good grades on your tests.
User avatar #40 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
yeah but im also lazy so its a challenge to find that balance of difficulty versus reward.
User avatar #118 - mookiea (02/03/2015) [-]
So you are saying you need they physical paperwork before you can do it. sounds just like my bro my. His boss told him to show up at work whenever. He always showed way lait and got fired. " he said I could show up whenever" He says. HE also said he need to have an exact time to show or he can't do it. Because he is lazy. You may be the same with homework. That is why I told that story. Try printing out mock test or what you think are in the test. Maybe you can find test by the same teacher online. I know some of my teachers had there test online from students posting them.
User avatar #145 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
yeah im the same way with time as well. I did homeschooling for a year. the teacher didnt care when you finished the class as long as the work was done. I actually was doing very very well for a while. But i live in florida and this was way back around 2003-2004 something like that. Florida got hit by 4 hurricanes one right after the other. The power was out for so long after one hurricane it didnt come back up before the second one hit. In total it was out for almost 6 weeks. And during that time i guess i just lost my drive to do the work. so time frames are good.
#136 - the girl i played with tried to bring about genocide of variou… 02/03/2015 on Would you D&D with me? I'd... 0
#83 - probably at some point but he was still a bitch about it. 02/01/2015 on discussions on the anime board 0
#46 - "the im not like other "girls" starter pack" 02/01/2015 on BUY THIS NOW SPACIAL OFFER... +8
#39 - oh i thought you said its an american. i missed the not. and y… 02/01/2015 on Redneck Ingenuity 3 +1
#36 - its dutch actually. but its okay. i dont know im allergic to h…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Redneck Ingenuity 3 +1
User avatar #37 - rplix (02/01/2015) [-]
I know it's dutch, that's why I said it's not an american beer.

That sucks dude. At least you can still drink liquor.
User avatar #39 - carneymaster (02/01/2015) [-]
oh i thought you said its an american. i missed the not. and yes i can drink vodka, rum, all sorts of others. rum is my favorite with whiskey and bourbon following.
#72 - its not about the robots, its about shinji not getting in the …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2015 on discussions on the anime board +6
User avatar #82 - mrpotatofudge (02/01/2015) [-]
did he get in the fucking robot?
#90 - anonexplains (02/01/2015) [-]
In the very first episode.....
User avatar #83 - carneymaster (02/01/2015) [-]
probably at some point but he was still a bitch about it.
#32 - whats wrong with heineken?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Redneck Ingenuity 3 +1
User avatar #34 - rplix (02/01/2015) [-]
Nothing. It's not an american beer, so why would rednecks drink it?
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (02/01/2015) [-]
its dutch actually. but its okay. i dont know im allergic to hops. i will never be able to drink a beer without also inducing bloody vomit.
User avatar #37 - rplix (02/01/2015) [-]
I know it's dutch, that's why I said it's not an american beer.

That sucks dude. At least you can still drink liquor.
User avatar #39 - carneymaster (02/01/2015) [-]
oh i thought you said its an american. i missed the not. and yes i can drink vodka, rum, all sorts of others. rum is my favorite with whiskey and bourbon following.
#170 - we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +2
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





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#166 - thats even worse. This is like playing bioware game. You think…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +1
User avatar #168 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Yup

User avatar #170 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. btw. dat ass.
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





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#157 - ahaha! lovely. Thankyou for letting me get all this out. its b…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +2
User avatar #161 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Even better.

Muslims.
They fully acknowledge that God has chosen your path for you, and he knows exactly what you're gonna do.
But you still have free will.

Not even trying to say some bullshit about different paths or anything.
Just straight up make no sense.
User avatar #166 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
thats even worse. This is like playing bioware game. You think you have all these choices but its really either Mother Theresa or baby eating to quote Yahtzee.
User avatar #168 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Yup

User avatar #170 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. btw. dat ass.
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





Sauce is stickied on my profile
You're welcome

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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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