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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#29 - Im american and i find Zed better to say cause my friends are … 08/04/2014 on Canadians 0
#11 - does the girl on the left have a mustache?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on I Want Ebola +1
User avatar #12 - hiukuss (08/02/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call it a girl so quickly
But yeah, mustache 'n' beard.
User avatar #17 - applesdontpee (08/03/2014) [-]
the best part is that she obviously gets her eyebrows done. damn, son all you have to do is ask to do the rest of your face
#29 - oh god. I never played the metal gear series, so that bit ther… 08/02/2014 on Remember the basics of CQC 0
#5 - everyone focuses on snake running and his face. sometimes they…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Remember the basics of CQC 0
User avatar #8 - indecisivejew (08/02/2014) [-]
Its an item that you can use in almost every metal gear. You throw it on the ground to distract enemies for a while, and hearts appear over their heads as they crouch in front of it.

I'm going to go out on a limb though and say that it didn't work this time.
User avatar #29 - carneymaster (08/02/2014) [-]
oh god. I never played the metal gear series, so that bit there of it not working, great line.
#35 - It was hillarious. It was probably my fault. I was kinda being… 08/02/2014 on USA vs Canada 0
#28 - I remember that! 08/02/2014 on get some freedoms 0
#33 - so wtfs up with me? I dont curse in a language i just spew gob… 08/02/2014 on USA vs Canada 0
#30 - i knew a frech canadian who spoke english and french fluently.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on USA vs Canada 0
User avatar #32 - billiebutt (08/02/2014) [-]
That's pretty much like me actually. When used as stress relief, curses will naturally come in an individual's primary language.
User avatar #33 - carneymaster (08/02/2014) [-]
so wtfs up with me? I dont curse in a language i just spew gobledygook.
#15 - lot longer than i knew.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on get some freedoms 0
User avatar #16 - wotterpatch (08/01/2014) [-]
It was from 1836 to like the mid 1840's. All i know is the mexican american war started in 1848 because of the american annexation of texas
User avatar #28 - carneymaster (08/02/2014) [-]
I remember that!
#5 - mines more dramatic and i think texas would agree.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/01/2014 on get some freedoms 0
#6 - dwarfman (08/01/2014) [-]
Texas hates being reminded of their inadequacies, like the people that live there.
#32 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
butthurt californian detected
#8 - thefates (08/01/2014) [-]
You clearly know nothing about the reason Texas joined the US. The ONLY (realistic) reason they decided to join was because of the Mexico V.S. Texas conflict. They were outnumbered and outgunned by a much larger fighting force so they joined the US in order to get their fighting force to protect them. Besides, why the hell should I care how my forefathers came about joining the US? It's sure helped Texas in the long run. Texas did not have half as much debt as you seem to think it did. The only reason it accumulated any debt was because of war funds. Israel isn't recognized by most of the known world and they don't give 2 shits, Texas really didn't either. If it wasn't for mexico being much larger at the time it would probably still be a separate nation. Or maybe bought into the US, seeing as everyone who was white in Texas wanted to join the US anyway.

Source: Texas History Class in middle school, we don't sugarcoat shit.
#12 - opwontdeliver (08/01/2014) [-]
And as well, you forgot the fact that during the battle of San Jacinto, our amazing and still living leader, Sam Houston, rode into battle on a lifted 2014 Texas edition silverado and fought back the mexican army by himself before finding the hidiing cowardly Santa Anna and whooping his ass back to mexico. Fuck you this is true. I am from texas

Pic somewhat related, hot cowgirl.
User avatar #25 - tsoper (08/02/2014) [-]
you dont find these in texas... you only find fat chicks.

#13 - thefates (08/01/2014) [-]
Well of course, this is all common knowledge.
#23 - idk about the oot thing. but i have heard plenty of canadians …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/01/2014 on USA vs Canada 0
User avatar #34 - nudybooty (08/02/2014) [-]
Never in my 20 years of being in Canada have I heard someone say aboot expect people trying to mock canadians.
User avatar #35 - carneymaster (08/02/2014) [-]
It was hillarious. It was probably my fault. I was kinda being subvert about it. I would use the words about and aboot alot. like alot. and they started picking up on it.
User avatar #29 - billiebutt (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm a Canadian who was raised learning French, and since accents depends on how you hear people talk, I have a somewhat-British/Irish accent because of what I watch.
User avatar #30 - carneymaster (08/02/2014) [-]
i knew a frech canadian who spoke english and french fluently. except when pissed. then she cursed in french.
User avatar #32 - billiebutt (08/02/2014) [-]
That's pretty much like me actually. When used as stress relief, curses will naturally come in an individual's primary language.
User avatar #33 - carneymaster (08/02/2014) [-]
so wtfs up with me? I dont curse in a language i just spew gobledygook.
#3 - actually first texas was like, hey U.S can i be a state. And t…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/01/2014 on get some freedoms +21
User avatar #26 - tsoper (08/02/2014) [-]
the U.S. said no because they needed a non-slave state to even it out. which is why Maine was added after they came in
User avatar #14 - wotterpatch (08/01/2014) [-]
Texas was independent for almost ten, not two
User avatar #15 - carneymaster (08/01/2014) [-]
lot longer than i knew.
User avatar #16 - wotterpatch (08/01/2014) [-]
It was from 1836 to like the mid 1840's. All i know is the mexican american war started in 1848 because of the american annexation of texas
User avatar #28 - carneymaster (08/02/2014) [-]
I remember that!
#4 - dwarfman (08/01/2014) [-]
Actually Texas went back to the United States because it was drowning in debt, couldn't guarantee its own security, and wasn't recognized as a nation by most of the know world. They went to the US, the Federal government laughed at them the first time, later they smelled a chance to expand and goad Mexico into a war for the California territories.

tl;dr Don't mess with Texas, they were the biggest joke of a nation in the Western Hemisphere.
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (08/01/2014) [-]
mines more dramatic and i think texas would agree.
#6 - dwarfman (08/01/2014) [-]
Texas hates being reminded of their inadequacies, like the people that live there.
#32 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
butthurt californian detected
#8 - thefates (08/01/2014) [-]
You clearly know nothing about the reason Texas joined the US. The ONLY (realistic) reason they decided to join was because of the Mexico V.S. Texas conflict. They were outnumbered and outgunned by a much larger fighting force so they joined the US in order to get their fighting force to protect them. Besides, why the hell should I care how my forefathers came about joining the US? It's sure helped Texas in the long run. Texas did not have half as much debt as you seem to think it did. The only reason it accumulated any debt was because of war funds. Israel isn't recognized by most of the known world and they don't give 2 shits, Texas really didn't either. If it wasn't for mexico being much larger at the time it would probably still be a separate nation. Or maybe bought into the US, seeing as everyone who was white in Texas wanted to join the US anyway.

Source: Texas History Class in middle school, we don't sugarcoat shit.
#12 - opwontdeliver (08/01/2014) [-]
And as well, you forgot the fact that during the battle of San Jacinto, our amazing and still living leader, Sam Houston, rode into battle on a lifted 2014 Texas edition silverado and fought back the mexican army by himself before finding the hidiing cowardly Santa Anna and whooping his ass back to mexico. Fuck you this is true. I am from texas

Pic somewhat related, hot cowgirl.
User avatar #25 - tsoper (08/02/2014) [-]
you dont find these in texas... you only find fat chicks.

#13 - thefates (08/01/2014) [-]
Well of course, this is all common knowledge.
#33 - for the most part i think hes funny. but these guys are also j… 08/01/2014 on Title +2
#4 - pennies cost almost twice as much. Nickles cost over twice as much. 08/01/2014 on Lincoln 0
#9 - she probably drew it herself. 08/01/2014 on The face +2
#208 - **carneymaster rolls 9,745** 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#19 - Okay normal. Im Dad. 08/01/2014 on Fuck your political... +1
#30 - I want a snake my my appt block says no pets allowed. 07/31/2014 on Snake Sweater 0
#33 - my cute little boyfriend aint got titties. but they are so cut… 07/31/2014 on HFW -2
#106 - the idea of being killed by deadpool. or being killed by ryan …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on DEADPOOL Test Footage... 0
User avatar #108 - mrpavelowgrimm (07/30/2014) [-]
Neither. It was you typing that comment.
#96 - You think just like the people who he tends to kill.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on DEADPOOL Test Footage... 0
User avatar #97 - mrpavelowgrimm (07/30/2014) [-]
Your comment made me cringe a bit.
User avatar #106 - carneymaster (07/30/2014) [-]
the idea of being killed by deadpool. or being killed by ryan renolds dressed as deadpool?
User avatar #108 - mrpavelowgrimm (07/30/2014) [-]
Neither. It was you typing that comment.
#92 - dead pool is annoying. but thats what makes him funny. That th…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2014 on DEADPOOL Test Footage... +2
User avatar #95 - mrpavelowgrimm (07/30/2014) [-]
I wasn't referring to deadpool itself only Reynold's voice.You know what, like I said maybe is because whenever I hear Reynold's voice my brain immediately thinks annoying cunt, That's why I don't like it.
User avatar #96 - carneymaster (07/30/2014) [-]
You think just like the people who he tends to kill.
User avatar #97 - mrpavelowgrimm (07/30/2014) [-]
Your comment made me cringe a bit.
User avatar #106 - carneymaster (07/30/2014) [-]
the idea of being killed by deadpool. or being killed by ryan renolds dressed as deadpool?
User avatar #108 - mrpavelowgrimm (07/30/2014) [-]
Neither. It was you typing that comment.
#5 - WTF?! Dude. by the time you would be half way to overdosing on… 07/30/2014 on Drugs are bad mmmkay +2
#32 - its the fun way of saying simmilar.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on in London +1
User avatar #33 - evidently (07/29/2014) [-]
yeah, just sounds funny though
#4 - oh. 6 are me? huh okay.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Pope Vader 0
User avatar #5 - xxDanvelxx (07/29/2014) [-]
yeah most people dont tend to click on other people's profile, nor do most people have an obsession with Christian orthodox uniforms.
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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