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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#69 - But you do. You totally get to do just that. Will that make a … 08/14/2014 on Superman on Suicide 0
#81 - hard to decide huh? I mean he did follow the meme, but thats s… 08/13/2014 on An actual unpopular opinion -1
#55 - people enjoy hearing stories about others overcoming adversity… 08/12/2014 on comic 4 fags +11
#15 - well 1,2, and 5 aren't wrong... just. well focus people focus! 08/11/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#14 - I would kinda almost agree. Because i think those highschool d… 08/11/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen:... 0
#44 - woooh i am the 10%! 08/10/2014 on Walmart +2
#79 - Thats not to far off the mark either. 08/10/2014 on Check Your Privileges 0
#123 - sorry no i meant it looked like you were arguing with yourself…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on RIP August 9 1945 0
User avatar #124 - dovahben (08/10/2014) [-]
Understandable, I've done it before. I just let my rage overcome my ability to counter the argument in one post lol.
#63 - Im gay. I think they should get a room.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Check Your Privileges +2
#66 - bazda (08/10/2014) [-]
Imagine their faces.
"Get a room!"
"You're just a homophobe!"
"I'm gay, you dumb nigger!"

All them jaws on the floor....
User avatar #79 - carneymaster (08/10/2014) [-]
Thats not to far off the mark either.
#117 - um.. wut?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on RIP August 9 1945 0
User avatar #123 - carneymaster (08/10/2014) [-]
sorry no i meant it looked like you were arguing with yourself for a second.
User avatar #124 - dovahben (08/10/2014) [-]
Understandable, I've done it before. I just let my rage overcome my ability to counter the argument in one post lol.
#2 - You never see gimlis legs or feet really. If you do its a stun…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Gimli +14
User avatar #4 - bjornkrage (08/09/2014) [-]
Man, that sounds like a lot of effort.
#7 - And waldo. 08/09/2014 on When It Hits You +1
#85 - yeah. I know **** aint that bad. Gets me upset wh… 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage 0
#82 - yeah, and as someone who is gay i find the idea of trying to a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage 0
#84 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
The gay struggle today isn't even close to the black struggle. Homosexuals get nasty looks and comments, blacks were segregated from whites by law. They couldn't marry whites, sit at the bus if a white was left standing, had their own, shitty toilets and a lot of other stuff. Complain all you want about not having the right to marry, but at least gay people are fully allowed to share the same institutions as everyone else.
#95 - sytheris (08/09/2014) [-]
You're correct. That doesn't make the things wrong with the treatment of gays - or anyone, really - any less horrible.
User avatar #85 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah. I know shit aint that bad. Gets me upset when people say they want it like the old days. I like to remind them of the old days.
#78 - well i meant to go out second cousin. i only have like 1 femal…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage 0
#79 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
The rule is: The less DNA you share, the smaller the chance. One place the government puts their foot down and say stop. In most countries it's illegal to be with siblings. In most or many places, you can't be with first cousins. Some countries don't have an outlaw with either. But comparing incest to homosexuality is a strawman argument. One can lead to genetical error, the other doesn't have an impact biologically.
User avatar #82 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah, and as someone who is gay i find the idea of trying to argue for incest by saying its the same as homosexuality as offensive as when a black person gets upset when a gay person says the fight for their rights is just as hard as a black persons was years ago.
#84 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
The gay struggle today isn't even close to the black struggle. Homosexuals get nasty looks and comments, blacks were segregated from whites by law. They couldn't marry whites, sit at the bus if a white was left standing, had their own, shitty toilets and a lot of other stuff. Complain all you want about not having the right to marry, but at least gay people are fully allowed to share the same institutions as everyone else.
#95 - sytheris (08/09/2014) [-]
You're correct. That doesn't make the things wrong with the treatment of gays - or anyone, really - any less horrible.
User avatar #85 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah. I know shit aint that bad. Gets me upset when people say they want it like the old days. I like to remind them of the old days.
#76 - yes, indeed. but it only takes going one generation away from …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage 0
#77 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
Not really. Mutations can always happen, the risk is just reduced the further you are away from family. It's perfectly possible to have an inbred child with no disabilities, but the chance is so high it's illegal. First cousins too are pretty risky.
User avatar #78 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
well i meant to go out second cousin. i only have like 1 female family member whos a half cousin. And shes a lesbian goth.
#79 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
The rule is: The less DNA you share, the smaller the chance. One place the government puts their foot down and say stop. In most countries it's illegal to be with siblings. In most or many places, you can't be with first cousins. Some countries don't have an outlaw with either. But comparing incest to homosexuality is a strawman argument. One can lead to genetical error, the other doesn't have an impact biologically.
User avatar #82 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah, and as someone who is gay i find the idea of trying to argue for incest by saying its the same as homosexuality as offensive as when a black person gets upset when a gay person says the fight for their rights is just as hard as a black persons was years ago.
#84 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
The gay struggle today isn't even close to the black struggle. Homosexuals get nasty looks and comments, blacks were segregated from whites by law. They couldn't marry whites, sit at the bus if a white was left standing, had their own, shitty toilets and a lot of other stuff. Complain all you want about not having the right to marry, but at least gay people are fully allowed to share the same institutions as everyone else.
#95 - sytheris (08/09/2014) [-]
You're correct. That doesn't make the things wrong with the treatment of gays - or anyone, really - any less horrible.
User avatar #85 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah. I know shit aint that bad. Gets me upset when people say they want it like the old days. I like to remind them of the old days.
#67 - Actually there are plenty of animals fully capable of incest. …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage 0
#74 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm sure there are, but then again, humans are also perfectly capable of doing so. We just stopped it because the outcome led to inbred children with disfunctionalities.
User avatar #76 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
yes, indeed. but it only takes going one generation away from your own DNA to be sufficient. Gladly i dont have to worry about the stigma because most of the girls in my family are not that existent.
#77 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
Not really. Mutations can always happen, the risk is just reduced the further you are away from family. It's perfectly possible to have an inbred child with no disabilities, but the chance is so high it's illegal. First cousins too are pretty risky.
User avatar #78 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
well i meant to go out second cousin. i only have like 1 female family member whos a half cousin. And shes a lesbian goth.
#79 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
The rule is: The less DNA you share, the smaller the chance. One place the government puts their foot down and say stop. In most countries it's illegal to be with siblings. In most or many places, you can't be with first cousins. Some countries don't have an outlaw with either. But comparing incest to homosexuality is a strawman argument. One can lead to genetical error, the other doesn't have an impact biologically.
User avatar #82 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah, and as someone who is gay i find the idea of trying to argue for incest by saying its the same as homosexuality as offensive as when a black person gets upset when a gay person says the fight for their rights is just as hard as a black persons was years ago.
#84 - comradewinter (08/09/2014) [-]
The gay struggle today isn't even close to the black struggle. Homosexuals get nasty looks and comments, blacks were segregated from whites by law. They couldn't marry whites, sit at the bus if a white was left standing, had their own, shitty toilets and a lot of other stuff. Complain all you want about not having the right to marry, but at least gay people are fully allowed to share the same institutions as everyone else.
#95 - sytheris (08/09/2014) [-]
You're correct. That doesn't make the things wrong with the treatment of gays - or anyone, really - any less horrible.
User avatar #85 - carneymaster (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah. I know shit aint that bad. Gets me upset when people say they want it like the old days. I like to remind them of the old days.
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#25 - Democrafts have it right! we need to help the poor and the dow… 08/06/2014 on So, two libertarians are... +2
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#12 - I would have to agree railguns or a missle that impacts acts l… 08/04/2014 on Space Battles done right 0
#26 - I think they will either try and keep going in his memory. Try… 08/04/2014 on Studio Ghibli & Miyazaki... 0
#29 - Im american and i find Zed better to say cause my friends are … 08/04/2014 on Canadians 0
#11 - does the girl on the left have a mustache?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on I Want Ebola +1
User avatar #12 - hiukuss (08/02/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call it a girl so quickly
But yeah, mustache 'n' beard.
User avatar #17 - applesdontpee (08/03/2014) [-]
the best part is that she obviously gets her eyebrows done. damn, son all you have to do is ask to do the rest of your face
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
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User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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