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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#9 - sorry then, the sarcasm is hard to distinguish between that an… 06/13/2014 on Effects of Feminism 0
#7 - so your just jumping on the hate feminist bandwagon? dont get …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Effects of Feminism 0
#8 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
sorry then, the sarcasm is hard to distinguish between that and a serious idiot. be more obvious. just a bit.
#5 - okay? and?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Effects of Feminism +1
#6 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
his coach is a woman
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
so your just jumping on the hate feminist bandwagon? dont get me wrong most feminists i know are total batshit but atleast i have reasons.
#8 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
sorry then, the sarcasm is hard to distinguish between that and a serious idiot. be more obvious. just a bit.
#3 - sorry i read it as 19 losses. but still, correlation is not ca…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Effects of Feminism 0
#4 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
well he lost, so there's that.
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
okay? and?
#6 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
his coach is a woman
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
so your just jumping on the hate feminist bandwagon? dont get me wrong most feminists i know are total batshit but atleast i have reasons.
#8 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
sorry then, the sarcasm is hard to distinguish between that and a serious idiot. be more obvious. just a bit.
#1 - How is that an effect of feminism? He hired a new coach sunday…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Effects of Feminism +19
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/14/2014) [-]
i disagree
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/14/2014) [-]
Think jokexplain that it was due to Feminism that she got to that position in the first place, equal rights etc, that she got a job as a coach .
#2 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
no he was on a 19 win streak, pretty much never loses on grass, but just got knocked out of queens, and he just hired a new woman coach
User avatar #3 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
sorry i read it as 19 losses. but still, correlation is not causation. is there any evidence this new coach is a fanatic or just shit or something?
#4 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
well he lost, so there's that.
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
okay? and?
#6 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
his coach is a woman
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
so your just jumping on the hate feminist bandwagon? dont get me wrong most feminists i know are total batshit but atleast i have reasons.
#8 - deckbox (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
sorry then, the sarcasm is hard to distinguish between that and a serious idiot. be more obvious. just a bit.
#65 - my reasoning for him not ending up there, is the other people …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on awesome celebrities 0
User avatar #66 - eating (06/13/2014) [-]
cant argue with that.
#62 - yeah but hes also gone crazy these past few years.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on awesome celebrities 0
User avatar #63 - eating (06/13/2014) [-]
true, im not saying he isnt. but he is still pretty based
User avatar #65 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
my reasoning for him not ending up there, is the other people on that list arent batshit insane now. mel is.
User avatar #66 - eating (06/13/2014) [-]
cant argue with that.
#16 - why hydrate when you can Zydrate?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2014 on *sip* +8
User avatar #36 - Thundergod (06/13/2014) [-]
I always thought Shiloh was a little hard of hearing.
A little hard of hearing?
A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING!
As such things need to be repeated for the clarity!
User avatar #30 - sinonyx (06/13/2014) [-]
a little glass vial?
#31 - loljkisback (06/13/2014) [-]
A LITTLE GLASS VIAL?
#19 - potatos (06/13/2014) [-]
#40 - therealbigmac (06/13/2014) [-]
#40 - i didnt say he didnt do anything good. im just saying after go… 06/13/2014 on awesome celebrities 0
#30 - you will never see mel gibson on this list.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/13/2014 on awesome celebrities 0
User avatar #61 - eating (06/13/2014) [-]
its probably because press dont want to follow him doing good deeds because he insulted jews, god forbids something comes out if he did something good.. remember, hollywood told us to hate him
User avatar #62 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah but hes also gone crazy these past few years.
User avatar #63 - eating (06/13/2014) [-]
true, im not saying he isnt. but he is still pretty based
User avatar #65 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
my reasoning for him not ending up there, is the other people on that list arent batshit insane now. mel is.
User avatar #66 - eating (06/13/2014) [-]
cant argue with that.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
"Donated $10 million to reimburse hospitals for care given to seriously ill children who could not get treatment in their homelands due to lack of resources or money."

www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/mel-gibson
User avatar #40 - carneymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
i didnt say he didnt do anything good. im just saying after going crazy these past few years.... its not likely.
#68 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on rock +4
#148 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Again? Already been posted.
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2014 on siblings 0
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#67 - >be france >expand rapidly for culture per city bonu… 06/09/2014 on Civ 5 +1
#195 - **carneymaster rolled image ** 06/07/2014 on Assasination game 0
#13 - wtf are you talking about? 06/07/2014 on [Experiencing Temporary... +2
#11 - the teacher probably was just like naw im screwing with you.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on [Experiencing Temporary... 0
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2014) [-]
If you are a Christian and on fj, then you are the 1%
Stop hording all of the money and give some to the grocery store clerks! Minimum wage is too low and unlivable!
User avatar #16 - youhei (06/07/2014) [-]
you're confusing cristians and jews
User avatar #13 - carneymaster (06/07/2014) [-]
wtf are you talking about?
#93 - I would love to have his dedication, for other things. like sc… 06/06/2014 on Ken Sama 0
#28 - i took a college level ethics and anthropology class. it was fun. 06/06/2014 on Smart man saying smart things 0
#26 - in world history there is a brief glance over of the other rel…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Smart man saying smart things 0
User avatar #27 - robertolee (06/06/2014) [-]
Explains a lot then, far too many people are ignorant of religions beliefs and practices.
User avatar #28 - carneymaster (06/06/2014) [-]
i took a college level ethics and anthropology class. it was fun.
#35 - except do we trust al gore?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Inconvenient Al Gore -3
#39 - daddycool (06/06/2014) [-]
Why would we not? He only thinks the interior of the earth is several million degrees.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=14kNtnJgXXM
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#30 - **** no, how else do we weed them out?!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Measles are back with a... 0
User avatar #38 - Deathena (06/05/2014) [-]
Not the babies fault the parents are morons though.
#23 - Well thats just not right says the chruch. The bible should be…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Smart man saying smart things 0
User avatar #25 - robertolee (06/06/2014) [-]
It gets taught that way in England. We don't learn about only 1 religion, we learn about them all and the people they represent.
User avatar #26 - carneymaster (06/06/2014) [-]
in world history there is a brief glance over of the other religions when we study their geological areas. beyond that there isnt any study of religions.
User avatar #27 - robertolee (06/06/2014) [-]
Explains a lot then, far too many people are ignorant of religions beliefs and practices.
User avatar #28 - carneymaster (06/06/2014) [-]
i took a college level ethics and anthropology class. it was fun.
#4 - you cant disprove religion with science and you cant disprove …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Smart man saying smart things 0
User avatar #22 - robertolee (06/05/2014) [-]
Well actually religion should be taught in school, just not in the science classroom. The majority of the world is religious and I find it interesting to find out what they believe and why they believe it. You can't stamp out ignorance and misunderstandings without knowledge.
User avatar #23 - carneymaster (06/05/2014) [-]
Well thats just not right says the chruch. The bible should be taught in school says the church. You want to teach kids about the Qaran? thats insane says the church. You want our kids to be taught they reincarnate? rediculous, everyone knows the only way to heaven is through jesus says the church. Its a nice idea to teach about other religions, but you will never really get it to be taught that way. The closest you come is in world history in grade school.
User avatar #25 - robertolee (06/06/2014) [-]
It gets taught that way in England. We don't learn about only 1 religion, we learn about them all and the people they represent.
User avatar #26 - carneymaster (06/06/2014) [-]
in world history there is a brief glance over of the other religions when we study their geological areas. beyond that there isnt any study of religions.
User avatar #27 - robertolee (06/06/2014) [-]
Explains a lot then, far too many people are ignorant of religions beliefs and practices.
User avatar #28 - carneymaster (06/06/2014) [-]
i took a college level ethics and anthropology class. it was fun.
#18 - popeflatus (06/05/2014) [-]
Science and history show that the stories in holy books are largely mythology.
#3092 - **carneymaster rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#96 - this is a subway? but i see trees and **** outsid… 06/05/2014 on [Kind of untitled] +1
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
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User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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