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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:11/28/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#86 - they met if i recall in kindergarten. what an ice breaker that… 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... -1
#83 - he is submissive. She enjoys using strapons. I think it might …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... +2
#311 - nahbro (08/22/2014) [-]
That's incredibly stupid. There is more to being gay than enjoying having cylindrical objects shoved up your ass.
User avatar #338 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
and your incredibly narrow minded to assume thats all i was saying it was based on. The person i replied to mentioned the sex aspect. I addressed the sex aspect you moron.
#85 - icanhasaccount (08/22/2014) [-]
considering that ...i agree it would have been quite a set of circumstances
now that's an awesome "how they met" story if it ever happened
User avatar #86 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
they met if i recall in kindergarten. what an ice breaker that would be.
#81 - before i started dating my ex, i tried to convince him for the…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... -1
#82 - icanhasaccount (08/22/2014) [-]
cute yes but people still need sex in a relationship
they can like each other as much as possible if they just aren't attracted to each other ...
but i agree it is a cute thought
User avatar #83 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
he is submissive. She enjoys using strapons. I think it might have worked.
#311 - nahbro (08/22/2014) [-]
That's incredibly stupid. There is more to being gay than enjoying having cylindrical objects shoved up your ass.
User avatar #338 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
and your incredibly narrow minded to assume thats all i was saying it was based on. The person i replied to mentioned the sex aspect. I addressed the sex aspect you moron.
#85 - icanhasaccount (08/22/2014) [-]
considering that ...i agree it would have been quite a set of circumstances
now that's an awesome "how they met" story if it ever happened
User avatar #86 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
they met if i recall in kindergarten. what an ice breaker that would be.
#35 - it is? its not as bad as nungmyho 08/22/2014 on Randy 0
#24 - That doesnt really explain it. Why though does being called ra…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Randy -1
User avatar #26 - holycrapimacupcake (08/21/2014) [-]
Because Randy is a shit name.
User avatar #35 - carneymaster (08/22/2014) [-]
it is? its not as bad as nungmyho
#439 - girl who makes indie games ****** 5 guys to get b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Let battle be joined! 0
User avatar #442 - dragonassault (08/21/2014) [-]
I thank you dear sir
#216 - i swear to god if Putin does this and Michelle Obama doesn't P… 08/21/2014 on do it for groot +6
#40 - to bad she didnt write that joke. 08/18/2014 on Which would you choose? +1
#5 - They look like they are about to have a dance off. 08/17/2014 on Crossover Comp 2 +5
#22 - Not the kind of face lift she wanted. 08/17/2014 on Dark WP dump +13
#11 - that thing next to mileys head looks like slowbros tail. 08/16/2014 on Post your favorite funny... 0
#28 - I have never seen a mcdonalds being built. They just show up l…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Empire State Building 0
User avatar #47 - lotengo (08/16/2014) [-]
ive seen one the nex town over. Build it from scratch including the parkinglot and adjusting a nearbye roundabout. They pulled it out of te ground in 3 months
#128 - which 65 did isreal break, and which 2 did iraq break? I mean … 08/16/2014 on Time 4 politicz +1
#127 - The media in the US is liberal to the point its painful. The p… 08/16/2014 on Time 4 politicz 0
#126 - but still other countries like the UK and Canada, Canada for … 08/16/2014 on Time 4 politicz +1
#46 - you have a pretty color. 08/16/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday 0
#84 - Depression is a tough thing to fight. And when its biological … 08/16/2014 on A tribute to Robin Williams +1
#43 - i dont know why he killed himself. Thats just what i say to my…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on A tribute to Robin Williams +2
#79 - Berzer (08/16/2014) [-]
Depression is often a symptom of Parkinson's. it can Happen early in the stages (often it does, my Grandfather showed signs of depression before his other symptoms developed) or it can happen after a someone has had Parkinson's for years. He Got Depression early and unfortunately that depression took him.
User avatar #84 - carneymaster (08/16/2014) [-]
Depression is a tough thing to fight. And when its biological along with such tremendous odds, its harder to beat than anything. Dont go quietly into that good night.
#36 - I really do think he was happy for most of his life. But havin…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on A tribute to Robin Williams +5
User avatar #42 - lolollo (08/16/2014) [-]
Wait, really? Is that really why he killed himself? I know it's controvertial as hell, but self euthanizing isn't really suicide, it's taking your fate into your own hands.
#113 - Womens Study Major (08/16/2014) [-]
Euthanasia is assisted suicide, if you take away the assisted part it's just suicide.
User avatar #43 - carneymaster (08/16/2014) [-]
i dont know why he killed himself. Thats just what i say to myself. But he did have parkinsons.
#79 - Berzer (08/16/2014) [-]
Depression is often a symptom of Parkinson's. it can Happen early in the stages (often it does, my Grandfather showed signs of depression before his other symptoms developed) or it can happen after a someone has had Parkinson's for years. He Got Depression early and unfortunately that depression took him.
User avatar #84 - carneymaster (08/16/2014) [-]
Depression is a tough thing to fight. And when its biological along with such tremendous odds, its harder to beat than anything. Dont go quietly into that good night.
#14 - common knowledge is a fallacy. There are many many things whic… 08/15/2014 on The pancake is a lie 0
#13 - yeah while diamonds arent as rare as people think, andt he mar… 08/15/2014 on The pancake is a lie 0
#6 - yeah, and i wouldnt care if a hearty breakfast was created for…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on The pancake is a lie 0
User avatar #8 - createdjustnow (08/15/2014) [-]
same thing with the diamond industry and engagement rings, even if you know it's a scam, no woman is planning to acceptc anything that isnt sparkly
User avatar #13 - carneymaster (08/15/2014) [-]
yeah while diamonds arent as rare as people think, andt he market price could be flooded down easily, they are still incredibly durable which is also part of the symbolism.
#4 - "Nowhere on wikipedia" yes thats a good source for i…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2014 on The pancake is a lie +2
User avatar #10 - Jammed (08/15/2014) [-]
Description says "In this case Wikipedia was used as proof of common knowledge"
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (08/15/2014) [-]
common knowledge is a fallacy. There are many many things which people think just everyone knows, which most people dont.
#5 - satanplagued (08/15/2014) [-]
To many people beleave everything on the internet
User avatar #9 - dracolegacy (08/15/2014) [-]
i agree, too many people are willing to believe anything these days.
User avatar #6 - carneymaster (08/15/2014) [-]
yeah, and i wouldnt care if a hearty breakfast was created for money. I like bacon and eggs in the morning.
User avatar #8 - createdjustnow (08/15/2014) [-]
same thing with the diamond industry and engagement rings, even if you know it's a scam, no woman is planning to acceptc anything that isnt sparkly
User avatar #13 - carneymaster (08/15/2014) [-]
yeah while diamonds arent as rare as people think, andt he market price could be flooded down easily, they are still incredibly durable which is also part of the symbolism.
#2 - i wouldnt doubt it. i really wouldnt. 08/15/2014 on The Doctor's real pain! 0
#19 - hehehehehe. Still i dont think liberals would carry a gun. Mos… 08/15/2014 on Not a great plan 0
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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