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carneymaster

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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#27 - his eyes turn into arrows  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Korra Faces Kuvira's New... +8
#73 - John Cena (12/15/2014) [-]
Because it's from Reddit. When the gun fires it's also an uparrow.
User avatar #37 - CrazyWhiteGurl (12/15/2014) [-]
I think this gif was borrowed from Imgur, which usees up and down arrows the same way we use thumbs.
User avatar #38 - carneymaster (12/15/2014) [-]
33 posted the more original gif whish shows his eyes dont really so you are correct.
#12 - yeah and it left a dent didnt it? never really thought of any … 12/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#11 - i used to do that for a living. If you are quick and good you … 12/14/2014 on (untitled) +6
#15 - no its not hard to pass. hes not trying to pass nor does he ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Count can't do his name thing 0
User avatar #16 - sixfivefourtwoone (12/12/2014) [-]
I think he meant it's not hard to make him seem like he already graduated, to fit in.
#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Gamergate cost Gawker seven... +5
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#11 - didnt like the movie at all, but to venture a guess its becaus…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Count can't do his name thing 0
User avatar #19 - aherorising (12/12/2014) [-]
then what is he doing getting involved with a 17-yo?...
#32 - Whytemane (12/12/2014) [-]
He's a child-fucker. Same with that retarded ass Jacob.
#17 - John Cena (12/12/2014) [-]
That's the general idea. He looks too young to have a job, plus the fact that he doesn't age means that prolonged stays within a given area would lead to suspicion. So they move around as they need, with the "kids" going to the highschool of the respective small town that they live at while the "father" goes to work as a doctor. For a few years, when they graduate they "disappear" by going to college. Which is sometimes true and sometimes just a lie to draw attention away from themselves. Mind you they are said to not always live in a rural area either, instead sometimes choosing to live in some remote location in Alaska away from humans at unspecified times.
User avatar #14 - generaljosh (12/12/2014) [-]
I mean, it's not that hard to pass a 17 year old as a high school graduate. Plus, he's like 100 years old, so he should have the social skills to back it up.

Maybe it's just because he can't buy alcohol, and he hangs out with highschoolers so he can get wasted.
User avatar #18 - telmerthisisasix (12/12/2014) [-]
They're hella rich. I'm sure they could forge IDs, or just bribe the clerk. Or just steal it. Because they are vampires.
User avatar #15 - carneymaster (12/12/2014) [-]
no its not hard to pass. hes not trying to pass nor does he care probably.
User avatar #16 - sixfivefourtwoone (12/12/2014) [-]
I think he meant it's not hard to make him seem like he already graduated, to fit in.
#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Gamergate cost Gawker seven... 0
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#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Gamergate cost Gawker seven... 0
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#7 - they did get 420 right. cmon... you know you see 420 you think weed.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Internet slang +1
User avatar #14 - megavoir (12/10/2014) [-]
I normally just say "that danky dank"
One seller I know calls it "Spiderman Comic #38"
#25 - yeah 239 maybe like when he was 15. 12/09/2014 on ur bald faget 0
#69 - yeah but the french are so "progressive" too.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on ANOTHER fact comp 0
User avatar #71 - silverzepher (12/09/2014) [-]
the assumptions of the French side, i noticed when u went as a kid that they where nice people, but mericans tend to be loud happy people, and the French have this distrust of smiles, the best way i heard it describes by a Frenchman was "we don't smile, people who smile are ill, or have found a way to fuck you over", so here come the big, loud, happy mericans who don't know that they come if as assholes for being "normal" i got along fine with them simply because my father and i don't smile too much, and our normal facial expression is a grown and a furrowed brow.
#99 - skebaba (05/05/2015) [-]
I personally have a pretty neutral looking default face. Is laughing still ok there?
User avatar #76 - FoxFatal (12/09/2014) [-]
Let me rephrase that, your comment was awesome but I mean not being able to smile. It seems like that'd make people come off as unhappy.
User avatar #96 - silverzepher (12/09/2014) [-]
exactly, the French are the biggest group of misunderstood people, they are lovely if they have a bit of porcupine syndrome. that being said they don't understand others either, doit is king of both sides fault
User avatar #75 - FoxFatal (12/09/2014) [-]
Not to sound culturally ignorant, but that sounds dreadfully boring.
#59 - damn. you know you are hated when ******* Paris bans your ass.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/09/2014 on ANOTHER fact comp 0
User avatar #68 - silverzepher (12/09/2014) [-]
the French hate everyone, but i thought it had something to do with his following that manipulative "religion"
User avatar #69 - carneymaster (12/09/2014) [-]
yeah but the french are so "progressive" too.
User avatar #71 - silverzepher (12/09/2014) [-]
the assumptions of the French side, i noticed when u went as a kid that they where nice people, but mericans tend to be loud happy people, and the French have this distrust of smiles, the best way i heard it describes by a Frenchman was "we don't smile, people who smile are ill, or have found a way to fuck you over", so here come the big, loud, happy mericans who don't know that they come if as assholes for being "normal" i got along fine with them simply because my father and i don't smile too much, and our normal facial expression is a grown and a furrowed brow.
#99 - skebaba (05/05/2015) [-]
I personally have a pretty neutral looking default face. Is laughing still ok there?
User avatar #76 - FoxFatal (12/09/2014) [-]
Let me rephrase that, your comment was awesome but I mean not being able to smile. It seems like that'd make people come off as unhappy.
User avatar #96 - silverzepher (12/09/2014) [-]
exactly, the French are the biggest group of misunderstood people, they are lovely if they have a bit of porcupine syndrome. that being said they don't understand others either, doit is king of both sides fault
User avatar #75 - FoxFatal (12/09/2014) [-]
Not to sound culturally ignorant, but that sounds dreadfully boring.
#66 - i got over that mindset and just threw so many bullets at things. 12/08/2014 on Metro 2033 +1
#80 - I prefer clean shaven smoothe asses. 12/07/2014 on Best Dad Ever +1
#369 - since 2014 is almost over im going to say 45 is 2015 and 46 is… 12/06/2014 on Predicting your sex life! +1
#69 - played a mutants and masterminds game using the dice for damag… 12/04/2014 on "Roll everything for damage" 0
#101 - dont american kids learn both?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Murica 0
User avatar #105 - lathyrusvii (12/02/2014) [-]
What, aren't you American? You speak American, and you're on a website from the USA. Surely you jest!

... Or, probably more accurately, I jest. << Kind of. I actually don't know where you're from.

But to answer your question sincerely, yes, we learn both. When I was a kid, I moved often, and I've been to at least 30 different schools in my life between 1st grade to about 8th grade; we learned a bit of ' metric ' in one class ( math, mainly ) or another ( social studies sometimes? Probably science classes, too... )
But, it doesn't really... ' stick, ' you know?
I know the difference clearly because 1. I paid attention, and 2. I went on to get a mechanical engineering degree, and that shit is bonkers about conversions between SI and Imperial.
But comparing most people that I talk to, they generally don't give a damn about SI, nor put much effort into recalling the scant amount we were taught in school.
#129 - shes in the 7th gif down. 12/01/2014 on 20 Gif Why TLC Is The... 0
#37 - yeah, and that dude walked way like **** you im going t… 11/29/2014 on when you find out youre a... 0
#35 - yeah fences aren't terrible. but tazers are.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on when you find out youre a... 0
#36 - janosaudron (11/29/2014) [-]
i got tazed and had no choice but to stand still, had to use everything i had just to not fall down. electricity fuckin sucks
User avatar #37 - carneymaster (11/29/2014) [-]
yeah, and that dude walked way like fuck you im going to get icecream.
#33 - yeah but electric fences and tazers are on different levels. …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on when you find out youre a... 0
#34 - janosaudron (11/29/2014) [-]
but you at least know what it's like then. gotta find that comfortable amount of electricity to flow through you
User avatar #35 - carneymaster (11/29/2014) [-]
yeah fences aren't terrible. but tazers are.
#36 - janosaudron (11/29/2014) [-]
i got tazed and had no choice but to stand still, had to use everything i had just to not fall down. electricity fuckin sucks
User avatar #37 - carneymaster (11/29/2014) [-]
yeah, and that dude walked way like fuck you im going to get icecream.
#13 - mrs frizzle set the whole thing up just so she could teach the… 11/29/2014 on The Magic School Bus Movie... +5
#86 - super science, because then i am a super geneticist and can gi… 11/29/2014 on Choose #3 -1
#19 - hes left out food, transportation, the agony of getting trampl… 11/29/2014 on The good ole US of A 0
#68 - the building doesnt look warehousish though. it just looks lik… 11/29/2014 on obviously Illuminati 0

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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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