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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:10/26/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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Comment Ranking:#4503
Highest Content Rank:#1764
Highest Comment Rank:#2585
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#12 - i see all the typical comments. But truthfully, i dont really … 07/29/2014 on Do your worst FJ 0
#3 - Comment deleted 07/29/2014 on Eating meat is unhealthy... +1
#7 - see ya next year. 07/27/2014 on The Golden Age of Video by... 0
#5 - I now have a boyfriend sorry there.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on The Golden Age of Video by... +1
User avatar #6 - wiseguytwo (07/27/2014) [-]
Alright, see you next year then!
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (07/27/2014) [-]
see ya next year.
#5 - its worse when you read it in their voices 07/25/2014 on This Is My Swoomp +5
#145 - yeah, i forget what accident it was, but the doctors say its a… 07/24/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 46 +1
#37 - How can people be willing to spend time around things like thi… 07/23/2014 on Weaboo Stories: Gob Gets Laid 0
#14 - I saw a documentary on the British guy with a 30 second memory…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 46 +9
#90 - McCockAFucker (07/24/2014) [-]
what i wonder is how he he got a wife in the first place? not to be a dick but i wouldnt want to be constantly forgotten 24/7
#96 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
If I remember correctly, his memory loss is the result of an accident that occurred after they were married.
User avatar #145 - carneymaster (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah, i forget what accident it was, but the doctors say its a miracle he remembers anything at all. Only because she was his strongest memory does he remember anything at all.
#19 - yes fat people are people too. they are fat people. we treat p… 07/21/2014 on Fat people are people too 0
#4 - unfortunately you cant. They only have normal dildos and fake pussies. 07/20/2014 on Retail Pick-Up Lines 0
#137 - it depends on your provider. 07/17/2014 on Battletoads Justice +1
#61 - also the motors are at where you step to get on and off the es… 07/17/2014 on Escalator Temporarily Stairs 0
#32 - i like salads on my burgers. i dont eat enough salads to begin with.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Shots fired 0
#33 - ohemgeezus (07/10/2014) [-]
I hate tomatoes and onions so if anything I get lettuce on my burgers. I fear one day I'll have a heart attack from wendys
#30 - its not bad. just. alot of stuff lacks flavor. except that cia…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Shots fired 0
#31 - ohemgeezus (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh, I wasn't saying you thought it was bad. TBH there is quite a few things that have no real taste and their fries are pretty bad but their chicken nuggets and dipping sauces are far better than any of their competition. Also, the Baconator is pretty damn good
User avatar #32 - carneymaster (07/10/2014) [-]
i like salads on my burgers. i dont eat enough salads to begin with.
#33 - ohemgeezus (07/10/2014) [-]
I hate tomatoes and onions so if anything I get lettuce on my burgers. I fear one day I'll have a heart attack from wendys
#19 - Comment deleted 07/10/2014 on Majora's Mask Feels 0
#88 - Gotta say i have never enjoyed being insulted so much.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Just pointing out the obvious +2
#89 - skypatrol (07/10/2014) [-]
#86 - go anywhere? so the wiki about antartica has info on isreal?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Just pointing out the obvious -2
User avatar #87 - skypatrol (07/10/2014) [-]
anywhere with info on israel, you pretentious gentleman of color
User avatar #88 - carneymaster (07/10/2014) [-]
Gotta say i have never enjoyed being insulted so much.
#89 - skypatrol (07/10/2014) [-]
#25 - the idea of eating mcdonalds makes me sick. the act of eating …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Shots fired +1
User avatar #58 - darthblam (07/10/2014) [-]
Whataburger is the shit.
Too bad for a lot of Americans that it's a mostly Texan/Southern U.S. thing.
User avatar #49 - shitshute (07/10/2014) [-]
Hardees is ass, Burgerking was good.. then they took away chicken fries, mcdonalds is only good for nuggets and McChickens, Wendys is okay, Dairy Queen is life.
User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot (07/10/2014) [-]
Wendys had a great summer salad last year. This one, not so much.
User avatar #34 - trolljunkusa (07/10/2014) [-]
burger king and wendys are hangover meals.

I don't fuck with hangover meals
User avatar #52 - scowler (07/10/2014) [-]
As in something that helps mitigate hangovers?
#29 - ohemgeezus (07/10/2014) [-]
>wendys is bland
User avatar #30 - carneymaster (07/10/2014) [-]
its not bad. just. alot of stuff lacks flavor. except that ciabata bacon thing they had. mmmmmm that was good.
#31 - ohemgeezus (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh, I wasn't saying you thought it was bad. TBH there is quite a few things that have no real taste and their fries are pretty bad but their chicken nuggets and dipping sauces are far better than any of their competition. Also, the Baconator is pretty damn good
User avatar #32 - carneymaster (07/10/2014) [-]
i like salads on my burgers. i dont eat enough salads to begin with.
#33 - ohemgeezus (07/10/2014) [-]
I hate tomatoes and onions so if anything I get lettuce on my burgers. I fear one day I'll have a heart attack from wendys
#328 - well i would also then like the maturity lol and legal age. 07/10/2014 on tumblr vs 4chan: cringe... 0
#325 - mildliy cute and i dont mind the all the toys and stuff she ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on tumblr vs 4chan: cringe... 0
User avatar #327 - kyoutu (07/10/2014) [-]
You basically just described a 8 year old boy.
User avatar #328 - carneymaster (07/10/2014) [-]
well i would also then like the maturity lol and legal age.
#306 - If it wasnt for tumblr and her probably being a bit of her roc…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on tumblr vs 4chan: cringe... 0
User avatar #323 - kyoutu (07/10/2014) [-]
because she has a vagina and tits?
User avatar #325 - carneymaster (07/10/2014) [-]
mildliy cute and i dont mind the all the toys and stuff she has. that kind of stuff can be cute. if they arent totally batshit crazy. Liking all the fandoms a bit is nice. Liking all the fandoms alot is dangerous.
User avatar #327 - kyoutu (07/10/2014) [-]
You basically just described a 8 year old boy.
User avatar #328 - carneymaster (07/10/2014) [-]
well i would also then like the maturity lol and legal age.
#45 - i can draw landscape really ******* great. but wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Nice. +2
User avatar #46 - thefates (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm the opposite. I'm pretty mediocre at landscapes but quite good at people.
#42 - its not hard to draw? i screw up stick figures. dont tell its …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Nice. 0
User avatar #44 - thefates (07/10/2014) [-]
I was terrible until about half a year ago, but I started to get practice in drawing basic stuff and then I got better over time.
User avatar #45 - carneymaster (07/10/2014) [-]
i can draw landscape really fucking great. but when it comes to people my art teacher just stopped me and took away the pencil.
User avatar #46 - thefates (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm the opposite. I'm pretty mediocre at landscapes but quite good at people.
#20 - Picture 07/09/2014 on NN +2
#9 - well thats the way Americans are viewed. 07/08/2014 on Know the Difference! 0
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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