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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#123 - well the world he grew up in definately lent a bit wanting som… 09/01/2014 on Good guy tesla 0
#55 - so if bunny is 6 and dog is 16 how does that make 20??? 08/31/2014 on Problem +1
#11 - Yeah, you dont argue with something that just the concussive b… 08/31/2014 on Charge Rohirrim! +1
#18 - ya know i like how people always say, but its still a wild ani…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on A Story of a man and his bears +13
User avatar #56 - lolguythesecond (08/31/2014) [-]
Oh god I didnt even think about cleaning up its massive shits
#89 - yeah. and as for gamers being assholes and my friends. all my … 08/31/2014 on Even the Jews agree! 0
#76 - most jews i know are sensible kind people. Most muslims i know…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Even the Jews agree! 0
User avatar #80 - Zeigh (08/30/2014) [-]
Most people as individuals tend to be fairly kind and caring, put too many people in a group however and it all turns to shit.
User avatar #89 - carneymaster (08/31/2014) [-]
yeah. and as for gamers being assholes and my friends. all my friends are assholes. We just are that way. *shrugs* but i have never met anyone other than christians and athiests who are just mean. Maybe because they feel this is their home they can do w/e. But also i have met christians and athiests who are even more giving than anyone else i know.
#187 - They all just stand there like "awww **** me… 08/30/2014 on Best anti-smoking ad yet +2
#120 - does anyone know where in brazil the brazil cup was held? That… 08/30/2014 on Dumbest Tweets 0
#30 - but some women are checked to see if they are the legit parent… 08/29/2014 on Flaming Young 0
#6 - incorrect. they did not adjust for price inflation. Of the cig… 08/29/2014 on logical and typical 0
#25 - even he didnt understand what the **** he just said. 08/29/2014 on Tyrone speaks +13
#20 - and they are scary... 08/27/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
#18 - walrmart is walmart. its... a strange place. no one wants to o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
#19 - zyketor (08/27/2014) [-]
It's the cheapest place to buy pretty much anything, that's why I go there. You should see how full some people's carts are though, they've been there for well over an hour easily.
User avatar #20 - carneymaster (08/27/2014) [-]
and they are scary...
#16 - but not a grocery store? sure there are the odd outliers.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
#17 - zyketor (08/27/2014) [-]
Walmart has groceries too. I've occasionally walked in there just to buy a 12 pack of Mountain Dew White Out of the like, and check out. Takes no more time.
User avatar #18 - carneymaster (08/27/2014) [-]
walrmart is walmart. its... a strange place. no one wants to or tries to spend to much time there unless they are a redneck or something.
#19 - zyketor (08/27/2014) [-]
It's the cheapest place to buy pretty much anything, that's why I go there. You should see how full some people's carts are though, they've been there for well over an hour easily.
User avatar #20 - carneymaster (08/27/2014) [-]
and they are scary...
#14 - well no **** people spend atleast 15 min in a gro…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
#15 - zyketor (08/27/2014) [-]
There are many many timesI walked into a Walmart, picked up something I needed/wanted (a video game for example), checked out, and left.

Easily less than 5 minutes from in the entrance to out the exit.
User avatar #16 - carneymaster (08/27/2014) [-]
but not a grocery store? sure there are the odd outliers.
#17 - zyketor (08/27/2014) [-]
Walmart has groceries too. I've occasionally walked in there just to buy a 12 pack of Mountain Dew White Out of the like, and check out. Takes no more time.
User avatar #18 - carneymaster (08/27/2014) [-]
walrmart is walmart. its... a strange place. no one wants to or tries to spend to much time there unless they are a redneck or something.
#19 - zyketor (08/27/2014) [-]
It's the cheapest place to buy pretty much anything, that's why I go there. You should see how full some people's carts are though, they've been there for well over an hour easily.
User avatar #20 - carneymaster (08/27/2014) [-]
and they are scary...
#40 - but the starch in the potatoes would make you the size of the … 08/27/2014 on College 0
#53 - exactly. 08/27/2014 on Vladmir Putin Speaking English 0
#153 - follow the trend of comments. Unless you are insane or lucky d…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... 0
#170 - zzRedzz (08/27/2014) [-]
#19 - so kill anyone who is a peice of **** scumlord?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on How Vivian was born 0
User avatar #20 - captainprincess (08/27/2014) [-]
Eh
It's debatable
#13 - You wouldnt have the guts to even stand up to her. Regardless …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on How Vivian was born 0
User avatar #15 - captainprincess (08/26/2014) [-]
That might be true, but it makes absolutely no difference.
Kill the toxic scumlord. Bleach the filth that she won't drag the rest of us any further down into her fetid cunthole
User avatar #19 - carneymaster (08/27/2014) [-]
so kill anyone who is a peice of shit scumlord?
User avatar #20 - captainprincess (08/27/2014) [-]
Eh
It's debatable
#37 - Im gay and i hope this decision would be "harder".  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Please read description +30
#43 - assmctitties (08/26/2014) [-]
#24 - to be honest thats how i am when i have icream. 08/26/2014 on When were you last that happy? +7
#225 - **carneymaster rolled image ** 08/26/2014 on Let's play a game, FJ 0
#20 - 20-38 08/25/2014 on Can I date A sixteen year... 0
#5 - I prefer short cute guys. 08/24/2014 on Defender 0
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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