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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#162 - I just like people. Though i am admittedly favoring the femini… 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +2
#108 - thats the puffin this is confession bear. learn your memes. 05/11/2014 on justice +10
#56 - I think a hipster would have taught his cat to do it. Or he si…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #57 - jbthegiant (05/12/2014) [-]
lol good point
User avatar #58 - carneymaster (05/12/2014) [-]
Its a cheap way to make energy, but as soon as one reactor really does go up in smoke, all reactors in america and europe will be dismantled. Japan was lucky and managed to drive theirs effectively into the ocean thanks to hundreds of terminally ill volunteers. Many of them had terminal illnesses already and figured whats the worst that could happen. they die?
#43 - this is not a hipser thing. This is called a Rube Goldberg mac…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #55 - jbthegiant (05/11/2014) [-]
lol I know what it is, and what its "Purpose" is, I was just referring to the way the guy is dressed, and the fact that he went all out to turn one page...... seemed like a hipster thing to do, IDK
User avatar #56 - carneymaster (05/11/2014) [-]
I think a hipster would have taught his cat to do it. Or he simply would be reading it on his ipad.
User avatar #57 - jbthegiant (05/12/2014) [-]
lol good point
User avatar #58 - carneymaster (05/12/2014) [-]
Its a cheap way to make energy, but as soon as one reactor really does go up in smoke, all reactors in america and europe will be dismantled. Japan was lucky and managed to drive theirs effectively into the ocean thanks to hundreds of terminally ill volunteers. Many of them had terminal illnesses already and figured whats the worst that could happen. they die?
#18 - oh yeah? well america has more mexians! 05/10/2014 on Google search by country 0
#82 - oh yes that is the best! used to go hunting on a friends famil… 05/10/2014 on Caught 0
#31 - i also dont think if we didnt mass farm cows pigs and chickens… 05/10/2014 on Caught 0
#30 - its the mass farms i mean. 05/10/2014 on Caught 0
#27 - I dont mind meat. I just dont like factory raised and processe…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Caught -2
User avatar #68 - agreatusername (05/10/2014) [-]
There is nothing quite like fresh pork chicken and beef. When we slaughtered our pigs we would always have a slow roast with a whole side on the slow cooker.
User avatar #82 - carneymaster (05/10/2014) [-]
oh yes that is the best! used to go hunting on a friends families old plantation in GA. Everytime someone shot something anyone who wasnt out would go watch. till the damn fool nicked the guts and everyone ran hah!
User avatar #29 - phawsy (05/10/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for humans breeding animals and farming them quite a few animal species we eat today would go extinct. Or be put in a zoo with none living in the wilds.
User avatar #31 - carneymaster (05/10/2014) [-]
i also dont think if we didnt mass farm cows pigs and chickens they would go extinct today.
User avatar #30 - carneymaster (05/10/2014) [-]
its the mass farms i mean.
#2 - the earth isnt overpopulate, just poor grouping. The earth can… 05/07/2014 on Bill Nye The Eye Contact Guy 0
#2 - Comment deleted 05/07/2014 on Be Yourself 0
#43 - He is a terrible persident, horrible policies, i cant afford h… 05/07/2014 on Brorack Brossain Brobama +1
#31 - Troll? troll. yeah troll. 05/06/2014 on I hope i didn't offend anyone 0
#154 - Well the us does helmet laws state by state for the purpose of… 05/06/2014 on Ultimate Irony compilation 0
#56 - There are options on insurance to pay more to ride without a h… 05/06/2014 on Ultimate Irony compilation 0
#34 - oh yeah most definately. I just dont like that there has to be… 05/06/2014 on Ultimate Irony compilation +1
#5 - Chickens actually arent afraid of snakes. We pulled a rattlesn… 05/05/2014 on when you have an unpopular... +4
#23 - Helmet laws do suck. Not wearing a helmet is stupid. I wear a …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Ultimate Irony compilation +2
User avatar #141 - PubLandlord (05/06/2014) [-]
yeah but then you got to think how does that play out with insurance, if i hit you in a car accident and it's all my fault should my insurance company still have to cover your medical bills ?

Secondly if you live in a country like the UK where the healthcare isn't private a simple law like this will help reduce the costs of treating people who have injured themselves in a retarded way, freeing up money for other illnesses.

Thirdly with a law of no helmets it is more likely going to convince younger children and adults that it's fine and safe to ride without a helmet, you can use the bullshit "natural selection" but at the end of the day no one actually wants more injured people.

User avatar #154 - carneymaster (05/06/2014) [-]
Well the us does helmet laws state by state for the purpose of the health insurance providers being able to give an option or not. That the UK health insurance is public would make sense for it cause it does effect everyone. In the states we have a choice between 4-5 providers who may require you to wear a helmet even if the law doesnt, or dont require you to but the law does. I prefer the first one. Because you choose that insurance. But in the UK they dont choose it so it effects everyone.
#36 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
It's not as simple as that. Increased head injuries = more braindead or less cognitively aware people -> increased serious accidents requiring hospital care = increased healthcare costs
User avatar #56 - carneymaster (05/06/2014) [-]
There are options on insurance to pay more to ride without a helmet. In states that allow insurance companies to do that.
User avatar #30 - mymommasallama (05/05/2014) [-]
a biker can also be stupid while wearing a helmet....
i once passed a guy going down the highway on a harley...it looked like he was messing with one of his mirrors or something. nope he was just texting while doing 70mph. i always give people on bikes plenty of space, but once i saw his shenanigans i put aloooot of distance between us.
User avatar #34 - carneymaster (05/06/2014) [-]
oh yeah most definately. I just dont like that there has to be a law for it. Its like those labels on products that you really really really shouldnt stick in your mouth. But there is a label for it regardless. "Do not injest". And its on borax. Who.. what... why?! Why does that exist?! Why do we have these rules and laws and shit for obvious stuff.
#28 - Hop on FJ. This is the only new content i havent seen since la… 05/04/2014 on Fuck off Bruce 0
#474 - yeah, i would rather call it lazy. But that sounds worse than … 05/04/2014 on 404 0
#2 - "Damnit Bobby!" "Damnit Bobby!" … 05/04/2014 on The Legend of Bobby +22
#349 - *cracks a virtual beer* Yep. 05/04/2014 on 404 0
#347 - Im a vegetarian when i live in cities and go out to dinner and…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on 404 +2
#372 - greyhoundfd (05/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't really call that vegetarianism so much as practicality. If you felt certain of where the meat came from, and you didn't have to work to cook it you would eat meat.
User avatar #474 - carneymaster (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah, i would rather call it lazy. But that sounds worse than being a vegetarian lol.
#370 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
I feel as though more vegetarians should identify as having this reason for not eating meat separately from other vegetarians, seeing as it's a more legitimate reason.
#9 - yes i missed a word lol. 05/03/2014 on A new Nation under the Sun 0
#4 - what?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on A new Nation under the Sun +1
#7 - CaptainKBX (05/03/2014) [-]
"You know you will be forever..."

Pretty sure it should say "You know you will be together forever..."
User avatar #9 - carneymaster (05/03/2014) [-]
yes i missed a word lol.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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