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#16 - Probably onion, or daily mail, something like that. 04/18/2014 on such a trailblazer 0
#187 - now if only the game had decent controls for PC 04/18/2014 on ISSAC FUCKING CLARKE!' -2
#63 - Hes compitent, even better at finding specific quest mobs caus… 04/17/2014 on Decisions 0
#61 - Hey, being single isnt that bad. No BJ is worth unending psych… 04/17/2014 on Decisions 0
#60 - thats why i have a gamer bf.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Decisions 0
User avatar #62 - chillingbear (04/17/2014) [-]
I would like to hear your thoughts on gamer boyfriends. What it's like for for you?
User avatar #63 - carneymaster (04/17/2014) [-]
Hes compitent, even better at finding specific quest mobs cause i can never fucking find them. I go to spot A, not there, Spot B not there, Spot C not there, while he killed one at C then A then B. and im just.... yeah. But hes not a good tank lol.
#9 - I wonder if OP remembers that they are both are dudes in that scene.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on hail satan 0
#10 - Sataria (04/16/2014) [-]
Probably not
#299 - No, i had not. That does not make me a retard for not knowing … 04/13/2014 on #rekt 0
#149 - yes, true. Christians in america, where we have the most peopl…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on #rekt 0
#193 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
What is vatican city
User avatar #150 - sekundab (04/13/2014) [-]
I've never met anyone here in Europe who is Christian and believes that the Earth is only 6000 years old.
#141 - yes the other guy beat you to it. 04/13/2014 on #rekt 0
#123 - oh interesting. But the great flood god would have just made t… 04/13/2014 on #rekt 0
#116 - im not sure thats quite true. The oldest tree is just 5063 whi…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/13/2014 on #rekt 0
#153 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
Have none of you retards heard about the 9955 year old spruce in sweden? I live less than 300 KM from this beauty and your shit is retarded.
User avatar #299 - carneymaster (04/13/2014) [-]
No, i had not. That does not make me a retard for not knowing about some tree up the road from you.
User avatar #145 - sekundab (04/13/2014) [-]
*Christians in America
User avatar #149 - carneymaster (04/13/2014) [-]
yes, true. Christians in america, where we have the most people who believe in angels per capita.
#193 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
What is vatican city
User avatar #150 - sekundab (04/13/2014) [-]
I've never met anyone here in Europe who is Christian and believes that the Earth is only 6000 years old.
User avatar #139 - kanadetenshi (04/13/2014) [-]
You're referring to individual trees, but there are clonal trees that date over tens of thousands of years.
User avatar #141 - carneymaster (04/13/2014) [-]
yes the other guy beat you to it.
#122 - tinglyturtletaint (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah but there are clonal systems that are older. Pando is around 80,000 years old. Plus a 5000 year old tree still helps piss on the 6000 year old earth theory because it would have been wiped out in the great flood.
User avatar #123 - carneymaster (04/13/2014) [-]
oh interesting. But the great flood god would have just made that one tree stand through it. Why? to help that guy win a debate 5000 years later. which didnt happen.
#20 - Okay, that was awesome. Yeah, dont clap everytime someone whos…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Sometimes popular opinion... 0
User avatar #21 - topheavymonkeyy (04/12/2014) [-]
I agree with you there <3
#56 - eh, normal is just something you can kinda measure. If a major… 04/10/2014 on Fuck yo tolerance. 0
#13 - Well if you are still in your teens, odds are you could visit … 04/10/2014 on We're lucky 0
#192 - You have done it! You have spotted the flaw in the program! Ru… 04/09/2014 on y'all thought +25
#36 - yeah, i could. The monk in the group rolls horrendously terrib…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on A new character has been... +1
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (04/04/2014) [-]
good luck
#34 - Well i am the DM, but im DMing fo 7 players and they constant…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on A new character has been... 0
User avatar #35 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
rocks fall is always an option. a poor one, but still an option.
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah, i could. The monk in the group rolls horrendously terrible and i could always have him slip off at a very icy edge. He would fail it too... I know he would. He cant even remember to flurry on attacks.
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (04/04/2014) [-]
good luck
#32 - something i have been thinking about just in the past 10 min. …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2014 on A new character has been... 0
User avatar #33 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
Think of a bull rush more as a tackle. If you can't move them back, it'd be entirely possible in real life to shift your weight to bring them down or somewhere else.

Most of the questions I've been getting are 'can I do this'.
Legitimately, as long as you can do it realistically, (sometimes not a requirement) and your DM is okay with it, then it can be done. There's a massive dispute, but the official rules tend to say - and always do in pathfinder- that the DM's word is more important than that of the rule book.
User avatar #34 - carneymaster (04/03/2014) [-]
Well i am the DM, but im DMing fo 7 players and they constantly move from version to version. Pathfinder, 4.0, 5.0, heroes unlimited, mutants and mastermind shadow run. I get some rules mixed up and have to consult alot. But also having 7 players im trying to look for ways to kill a few off. Having 7 players though they are rather orderly and coordinated. Im looking to maybe knock one off a cliff ledge.
User avatar #35 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
rocks fall is always an option. a poor one, but still an option.
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah, i could. The monk in the group rolls horrendously terrible and i could always have him slip off at a very icy edge. He would fail it too... I know he would. He cant even remember to flurry on attacks.
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (04/04/2014) [-]
good luck
#30 - so you explain D&D stuff? Could also come to you as a D&am…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2014 on A new character has been... 0
User avatar #31 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
feel free to. that's why I'm here.
User avatar #32 - carneymaster (04/03/2014) [-]
something i have been thinking about just in the past 10 min. If you Bullrush an enemy, and they cant move directly back, can they instead be moved to the sides? 3.5 pathfinder game.
User avatar #33 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
Think of a bull rush more as a tackle. If you can't move them back, it'd be entirely possible in real life to shift your weight to bring them down or somewhere else.

Most of the questions I've been getting are 'can I do this'.
Legitimately, as long as you can do it realistically, (sometimes not a requirement) and your DM is okay with it, then it can be done. There's a massive dispute, but the official rules tend to say - and always do in pathfinder- that the DM's word is more important than that of the rule book.
User avatar #34 - carneymaster (04/03/2014) [-]
Well i am the DM, but im DMing fo 7 players and they constantly move from version to version. Pathfinder, 4.0, 5.0, heroes unlimited, mutants and mastermind shadow run. I get some rules mixed up and have to consult alot. But also having 7 players im trying to look for ways to kill a few off. Having 7 players though they are rather orderly and coordinated. Im looking to maybe knock one off a cliff ledge.
User avatar #35 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
rocks fall is always an option. a poor one, but still an option.
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah, i could. The monk in the group rolls horrendously terrible and i could always have him slip off at a very icy edge. He would fail it too... I know he would. He cant even remember to flurry on attacks.
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (04/04/2014) [-]
good luck
#21 - you dont wanak now.. i could stand to know a bit more. 04/02/2014 on Asymmetrical bitch 0
#23 - Im done now, im going home. I will then play some game where i… 04/01/2014 on sexy motherfuckers 0
#5 - Half of these questions are like fucking trouble shooting. Thi… 03/30/2014 on 3muchautism 0
#284 - i loev that gif 03/30/2014 on Midgets love chocolate 0
#280 - reading the descrtiption, bah. thats for people who arent butt…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Midgets love chocolate 0
#281 - joemoearigato (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #284 - carneymaster (03/30/2014) [-]
i loev that gif
#269 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Midgets love chocolate 0
#278 - joemoearigato has deleted their comment.
User avatar #280 - carneymaster (03/30/2014) [-]
reading the descrtiption, bah. thats for people who arent butthurt! i might as well do it myself then lol.
#281 - joemoearigato (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #284 - carneymaster (03/30/2014) [-]
i loev that gif
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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