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#1 - His dick is almost as long as the scarf, I dont think hope is … 8 hours ago on Hope +1
#112 - I didnt even know there were snakes in europe. I thought it wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Dangerous Animals -... 0
#139 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
there are snakes in sweden to
#111 - "Russian" Bears are just to drunk to be a problem. 8 hours ago on Dangerous Animals -... +1
#1 - Tomb Raider? Or Fridge Raider?  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Facebook.. +4
#2 - odinshomeboy (8 hours ago) [-]
They took her fries
She took their lives

(source is pic)
#10 - nope. we have rednecks.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Dangerous Animals -... +1
User avatar #11 - numbersixtyseven (06/17/2013) [-]
... Very well. You have bested me there.
#8 - I think we were talking about danerous things lol.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Dangerous Animals -... +5
User avatar #9 - numbersixtyseven (06/17/2013) [-]
Your country doesn't have drunk Polish truck drivers, huh?
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (06/17/2013) [-]
nope. we have rednecks.
User avatar #11 - numbersixtyseven (06/17/2013) [-]
... Very well. You have bested me there.
#4 - europe has wolves, bears, and germans.  [+] (33 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Dangerous Animals -... +380
#217 - thirsteternum (6 hours ago) [-]
dont know about all the countries in europe... but in some countries there are some mildly venomous snakes that can actually kill you if you don't get medical care.

for example, here in finland there are vipers.
#196 - lastsamurai (7 hours ago) [-]
Russians are the scariest white people in the world.
Great that most of their land is in Asia though.

"oh diz mafia, I handle, no problem."
#174 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
Wolves, Russians, and Germans.
#130 - larxenex (7 hours ago) [-]
So you're implying that Russians are better than Germans?
#226 - noket has deleted their comment.
#110 - theadziu (8 hours ago) [-]
Wait, do you mean the actual bears, or the Russians?
#211 - yourinvisiblegf (6 hours ago) [-]
#151 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
>Russia

>Europe
User avatar #231 - mrthezho (6 hours ago) [-]
The big majority of Russians are European...
User avatar #154 - theadziu (7 hours ago) [-]
Part of Russia (the most populated area, in the West) is in Europe, Anon.
User avatar #111 - carneymaster (8 hours ago) [-]
"Russian" Bears are just to drunk to be a problem.
#103 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
Du Fotze
#48 - frutus (12 hours ago) [-]
In Sweden, we have these fuckers. They kill for fun.
#87 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
WE EAT MOOSE FOR BREAKFAST!! NATURAL ORDER MOTHERFUCKER
User avatar #186 - toncheky (7 hours ago) [-]
Idiot, go at him with bare hands, see what happens.
#203 - kernelstack (6 hours ago) [-]
Actually, only an idiot would go at him with bare hands... that's why humans are the master race. We are so beyond that raw muscle power shit.
User avatar #222 - toncheky (6 hours ago) [-]
Yes, but he said natural order, weapons we use are not really natural.
#228 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
Any way we find to survive is natural, You don't need fucking tree's and shit to make it natural, just instincts and the tools we have made.
#41 - broorb (13 hours ago) [-]
that really made me smile
User avatar #37 - daentraya (13 hours ago) [-]
Denmark has a handful of wolves, and that's just here of late. Ain't got no interesting animal life here
User avatar #47 - mctoilet (12 hours ago) [-]
We have Horses.
Those are sick fucks.
User avatar #50 - daentraya (12 hours ago) [-]
We also have tiny ponies around where i live. I think they make up for any horses wickedness
#58 - N. Korean citizen (12 hours ago) [-]
Well we have, like, 2 snakes which of one would kill you if you were really unlucky and couldn't get a doctor i think.
User avatar #112 - carneymaster (8 hours ago) [-]
I didnt even know there were snakes in europe. I thought it was to cold on average. But i suppose towards the Mediterranean sides it would be warm enough.
#139 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
there are snakes in sweden to
User avatar #70 - daentraya (11 hours ago) [-]
Holy fuck, something could kill you in denmark? What is it?
#52 - mctoilet (12 hours ago) [-]
and ostrich farms.
These mofos will wreck you with their face
#51 - mctoilet (12 hours ago) [-]
and these dangerous fucks
User avatar #7 - numbersixtyseven (06/17/2013) [-]
Don't forget the Polish.
User avatar #8 - carneymaster (06/17/2013) [-]
I think we were talking about danerous things lol.
User avatar #9 - numbersixtyseven (06/17/2013) [-]
Your country doesn't have drunk Polish truck drivers, huh?
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (06/17/2013) [-]
nope. we have rednecks.
User avatar #11 - numbersixtyseven (06/17/2013) [-]
... Very well. You have bested me there.
#20 - Well, a soceity where no one is more important than another do…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Real Feminism 0
User avatar #38 - unclebourbon (06/16/2013) [-]
Bartering worked. We should start with that. bartering using labor, using your talents, or even just having a good back! I just feel that it would work better than what we have now.
#92 - Thats good. I have met far to many crazy people out here that … 06/15/2013 on feminism 0
#85 - yeah, I mean, he does have the freedom to speak out against fe…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on feminism 0
User avatar #89 - EventHorizon (06/15/2013) [-]
Of course he has the freedom to speak his mind... and of course I was kidding bro. But he is an influential public figure that spouts bigoted hatred to the masses. He can do it all he likes, but it's still a river of bullshit that the public has the right and ability to stem. When the public, society, silences someone it is for the betterment of society.
User avatar #92 - carneymaster (06/15/2013) [-]
Thats good. I have met far to many crazy people out here that have done stuff that makes you cringe.
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