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carlwinchester

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: all of them
Video Games Played: lol, darksouls, portal
Date Signed Up:12/03/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Va USA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6639
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Highest Comment Rank:#6333
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Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 148 Comments: Faptastic → Level 149 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:7449
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:274
FJ Points:537
I'm just a small town boy, born in raised in south........

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#60 - fighter of the night man! 06/30/2015 on Always Sunny +3
#4 - have to put it on loop.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on You want some fries for... 0
#5 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
I have to work for gifs to work. geees what the fuck is addy doing lately
#14 - the comments defending this.......  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED +7
#23 - emperorehryn (06/27/2015) [-]
Right? There's no defense for this.
#4 - implying only girls watch cooking shows. implying only guys ge…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2015 on If women... 0
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#26 - italianfrosttroll (06/28/2015) [-]
Bro I'm a guy, and I love cooking and get bored watching most sports. I'm pretty manly too. Played rugby, football and boxing my whole life. Hunt, I'm actually gona be on a hunting show airing in a month, and fish. Spend most of my time outdoors kayaking and camping. Oh and I work with wild animals like tigers, panthers, and hyenas. Televised sports are just boring to me.
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#5 - dafuqmang (06/27/2015) [-]
I know, right?

Cooking is fucking fun. Given the choice between cooking my own dinner and liking it, and having a woman do it and hating it, what do you think I am going to choose?

Actually, I, as a man, can cook better than the girl I am interested in. But I can't bake for shit.
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#11 - nikolaier (06/27/2015) [-]
Cooking is easy, if you make mistakes you can easily fix them. Baking, on the other hand, is an exact science.
#6 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
Not sure why you find it surprising that you can cook better than a woman just for the fact she's a woman.
I swear some blokes think women automatically know how to cook because vagina.
Much like how some women think blokes automatically know how cars work because penis.
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#8 - dafuqmang (06/27/2015) [-]
Because it's a skill a lot of mothers teach their daughters. Same with cars and men.

#8 - right. i know the math behind it. it just seems like it would …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Murica +5
#9 - moonmist (06/27/2015) [-]
Don't tell us how to run our stores.
#4 - you can't pay for advertising like this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on The autism is strong with... +28
#5 - yeah i will never understand number 3.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Murica 0
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#6 - moonmist (06/27/2015) [-]
Whats so hard to understand about number 3? Each state has a sales tax, take Michigans 6% for example. If you pick up an item with a price tag of $10 all you have to is figure out 6% of it is $.60 and add it to the price so the price is $10.60 after tax.
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#8 - carlwinchester (06/27/2015) [-]
right. i know the math behind it. it just seems like it would be easier just to include it in the price in the first place.
#9 - moonmist (06/27/2015) [-]
Don't tell us how to run our stores.
#2 - sauce?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2015 on That time of the month hits... +1
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#3 - appleswag (06/27/2015) [-]
Injustice Gods Among Us
Superman goes batshit crazy
deadpoolsupplier.imgur.com/ read free here, scroll way down
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#8 - breaken (06/27/2015) [-]
gah, where is part ?
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#9 - appleswag (06/27/2015) [-]
the newest release year 4 part 8
imgur.com/a/gx0OP
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#11 - breaken (06/27/2015) [-]
oops I meant part 9 lol Thanks
#14 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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#38 - i think mouthwash would work better in this case. toothbrush o… 06/25/2015 on this kids goin places 0
#187 - put dick in vagina. it didn't cum back 06/25/2015 on What is the best horror... 0
#3 - Picture 06/24/2015 on Save rape +1
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on Why I'm single +1
#9 - rohedje Comment deleted by carlwinchester
#3 - but where's player twos controller? 06/22/2015 on Player 2 +3
#2 - so bad for my neck looking down to talk to everybody. so *… 06/22/2015 on Shot people 0
#4 - I'll do it in 5 minutes 06/18/2015 on I'll do it! +1
#3 - and you're ugly  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#7 - alfonshister (06/12/2015) [-]
And you're stupid
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#9 - arandomanon (06/13/2015) [-]
Just like your mom
#2 - talk about your greenhouse  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Abandoned Chinese Fishing... +3
#3 - banjaxed (06/12/2015) [-]
#3 - i think i love this content to much 06/10/2015 on Woman clashes w/ feminists... +14
#27 - i had been for a bit, now i'm trying to go out more and be....… 05/28/2015 on Anyone need a friend? +1
#1615 - Comment deleted 05/10/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway 0
#845 - i mean, i could use a friend... if my social awkwardness… 05/09/2015 on Let's make friends 0
#68 - those music lessons are going great Wukong, tell Sona hi 05/06/2015 on 22/0 Nidalee +1
#44 - yeah, i think the fall was exaggerated and he fell in some lea… 05/01/2015 on Makes me cry every time 0
#41 - That was his imagination, anything that dealt with the cgi eff…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Makes me cry every time 0
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#42 - whycanticaps (05/01/2015) [-]
ok, so he didn't really fall out of the tree, it was only a metaphor for something
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#44 - carlwinchester (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, i think the fall was exaggerated and he fell in some leaves just make sense for kids playing
#83 - Teemo 04/29/2015 on Rename anonymous again! 0
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User avatar #5 - dropcar (01/12/2016) [-]
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