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carlwinchester

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: all of them
Video Games Played: lol, darksouls, portal
Date Signed Up:12/03/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Va USA
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I'm just a small town boy, born in raised in south........

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#360 - Uncle Felix? is that you? 07/09/2014 on don't post here 0
#78 - season 5 love hurts. thanks for the description it helped 07/07/2014 on The next thing you are... 0
#13 - what episode of fp is this?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on The next thing you are... 0
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#78 - carlwinchester (07/07/2014) [-]
season 5 love hurts. thanks for the description it helped
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#19 - greyshirt (07/06/2014) [-]
Can't remember the name but it's the one where Will gets beat up in a bowling alley or something and Lisa kicks the dude's ass so Will feels like he has to beat someone dangerous up in front of her so he can feel manly again. He and Jazz concoct a scheme to get some guy to stage a robbery but this guy shows up and tries to rob it for real.
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#16 - hsm (07/06/2014) [-]
The one where will repeatedly punches a dude in a jacket and then points to the ground with his mouth open.
#453 - what brand of beer? 07/05/2014 on admin acts nice to you 0
#84 - what are you, gay?  [+] (57 new replies) 07/02/2014 on > tfw no one to furry... +13
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#87 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/02/2014) [-]
who cares? all im sayin is why wasnt there a column of chicks cuddling too? why dudes?
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#93 - EmoHairflip (07/02/2014) [-]
Last couple is two girls. Second couple is two guys. Don't be an asshole.
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#119 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
Hey man, that guy has every right to be offended.
Dude doesn't like dudes cuddling.
How is he being an asshole?
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#207 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
thanks man hahaha! all i was saying was i dont wanna see that shit! how is it being an asshole or anything?
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#145 - tylosaurus (07/02/2014) [-]
So, everyone else have a right to be offended because the image shows a straight couple too?
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#210 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
i guess. but thats the way nature intended? i dont see two dudes reproducing. isnt that the whole point of sex? i dunno... fuck it. i guess im an asshole because i dont like two dudes cuddling to be burned into my brain
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#214 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't think nature intended for you to sit at the computer and waste it's resources either.
Why do you do that? Shame on you.

Also, I think you'll be surprised to find that "nature" has a lot of homo things going on with the animals. Look it up.

Well, I guess you are. Look at it from someone else's perspective.
Homosexual: "Ew I don't like two straight people cuddling to be burned into my brain".
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#216 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
why do you even care though? thats what im stunned by? im really not trying to fight or debate. why do you care? because people thumb up support for gays? cool dude
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#217 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't know, why do you?
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#219 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
wait are you gay? if so i really do apologize for this shit. i was just poking fun
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#221 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
No I'm not, but I'm not a stupid human being either.
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#223 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
i think you have me mistaken with a troll man
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#222 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
how am i being a stupid human? why do you insist with the hostile attitude? i wasnt aware we were enemies
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#224 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
Gee I wonder.
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#225 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
god i wanna go full retard on you right now and say some shit but... i am not like you. good day sir. im sorry our opinions are not the same. what a tragedy it is.
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#226 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
Well, you can go ahead and try to disprove the arguments I've presented instead.
No need to go full retard, you did that a long time ago.
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#227 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
we were arguing?
#228 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
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#229 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
i dont watch anime so again i have no idea what you are implying here. you are probably waaaaaaaay cool in real life hahaha. anime...... nice.
#230 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
You totally need to watch anime to read facial expressions.
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#231 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
i must just be a "stupid human". but im blocking you now so have a good one with your anime and dudes cuddling. peace.
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#218 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/03/2014) [-]
because i come to this site to vent and poke fun at shit man. but people like you rally up and try to save the world or something. lighten up dude. for reals haha. i was just poking fun.
#220 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
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#150 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
Dude people have the right to be offended by whatever they find offensive.

I'm offended by the word "Fart"
Some people are offended by violent movies.
Some people are offended by gay romance.
Some people are offended by gay violent romance.

I just hold the view that everyone has a right to like and not like whatever they like and not like.

Because this is America.
#193 - anon (07/02/2014) [-]
and some are offended by teen movies.
and some are offended by people being offended and in the end by themselves.
oh the confusion of the offensive cycle.
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#156 - tylosaurus (07/02/2014) [-]
The internet isn't America.

I'm offended by your stupidity.

You have a right to be offended, but the fact that said specific things offend you, makes people think you're a stupid idiot. Shit, you can be offended by a spoon for all I care. I'll still think you're stupid for that.
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#158 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
You sound like a very angry young man.
Angst, and all that.

I understand what that's like, but in life it's better to accept that people think differently than you, and not try to tell them that they're wrong or stupid. Opinions, man.

I'm speaking purely on the USA. Read some of my other comments. I'm not talking about the internet, dude.
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#160 - tylosaurus (07/02/2014) [-]
Good for you, I don't really care what you think.

>Implying anyone is stupid enough to think that people don't think differently.
That doesn't excuse you for being an idiot though.
"What the FUCK, I didn't need to see that!"
It's clearly okay for a straight couple to be presented half naked, but when they are guys, it's not. That's what makes him the asshole.

Why are you speaking about USA in the first place? Nobody cares about that craphole here.
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#162 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
Alternatively.

I am sorry that my opinion has offended you. But you have every right to be offended, and I respect that.

Just understand where I am coming from before judging me. It's the mature, human thing to do.
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#165 - tylosaurus (07/02/2014) [-]
Alternatively.

I am sorry that my logic has offended you. But you have every right to be offended and I respect that. Doesn't mean I won't think you're stupid for being offended by such a trivial thing, dude.

Just understand where I am coming from before judging me and (Like I said before), assuming things. It's the mature, human thing to do.
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#161 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
You're not understanding what I'm saying like, at all dude.
You should calm down a bit.

All I said was that people have the right to say and speak what they think.

Sure, I or he may seem an asshole to you, but others may view us differently.

Again, read some of the other things that I have written, it's relevant to the conversation.

"No one cares" is a very angsty thing to say, dude. Try relaxing, reading, and then understanding, rather than reading, not understanding, then raging.

I mean it's just etiquette dude.
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#163 - tylosaurus (07/02/2014) [-]
You're not understanding what I'm saying like, at all dude.
You should calm down a bit.

All I said was that people have the right to say and speak what they think (unless it's meant for offensive things, because the free speech law protects you from that).

Sure, you or him may seem an asshole to you, but that's because you are.

Again, read some of the other things that I have written, it's relevant to the conversation.

"assuming" is a very angsty thing to do, dude. Try relaxing, reading, and then understanding, rather than reading, not understanding, then raging.

I mean, it's just etiquette dude.
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#167 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
Right. Now you're just mocking me.
Right on, man.
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#168 - tylosaurus (07/02/2014) [-]
Glad you are at least that bright.
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#170 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
You'll learn.
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#123 - EmoHairflip (07/02/2014) [-]
It's okay for two girls to cuddle. He has no problem with that. He's fine with it.
But the two guys doing the exact same thing is just too big of a problem.

That's why he's an asshole.
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#124 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
Dude people like what they like.

Because I don't find people with dark skin attractive, does that make me an asshole?
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#139 - sackit (07/02/2014) [-]
No but telling every one you dont like dark skinned people is asshole like
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#144 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
Well sorta.

I really don't find people with Dark Skin attractive.

But some of my best friends are dark skinned. It has nothing to do with race or ethnicity or anything. I don't find it attractive, sexually, but I don't find it repulsive nor do I bear any stigma against people with dark skin.

But I agree with you. Talk of sexual stuff is kind of assholy to begin with.
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#127 - EmoHairflip (07/02/2014) [-]
Not being attracted to it's one thing. That's fine, that's you.
If you had said "I don't want to see people with dark skin", that would make you an asshole.
It doesn't matter what everyone does or doesn't like. That's all preference and it's alright. But being intolerable of someone else just isn't.
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#133 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
So you're an asshole because you voice your opinion?

That's not a very good way to look at things.

In America, we are all guaranteed certain rights. Hatred is just as legal and dandy as Love. Yeah, you might think he's an asshole cause his opinion bothers you, but that doesn't make him an asshole definitively.
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#94 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/02/2014) [-]
how am i being an asshole?
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#120 - alfjnn (07/02/2014) [-]
DONT WORRY MAN AMERICA HAS YOUR BACK.
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#97 - EmoHairflip (07/02/2014) [-]
You're acting like it's offensive to see two men cuddling but have nothing to say to the girls cuddling.
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#98 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/02/2014) [-]
i have rights though buddy

i can be offended by whatever i please. that being said i am NO HATER OF GAYS. but that doesnt mean i wanna see two dudes cuddling. grow up hippie. i never bashed on anyone for being gay.
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#103 - EmoHairflip (07/02/2014) [-]
This site is full of twelve year old retards.
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#104 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/02/2014) [-]
yes it is.
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#92 - somethingpants (07/02/2014) [-]
I thought the last one was two girls? Maybe that's just me. They're both wearing the same underwear, and all the other men are wearing boxers.
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#101 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/02/2014) [-]
i think your right man.
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#105 - somethingpants (07/02/2014) [-]
...Is someone just thumbing you down for everything? Because you literally just admitted to fault and were immediately thumbed down.
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#108 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/02/2014) [-]
ya its emo hair flip. i dont know what crawled up his ass haha. he may actually be gay.
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#110 - somethingpants (07/02/2014) [-]
I kind of figured. You're welcome to have your opinion, I just thought you'd like to know there were chicks in it.
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#114 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/02/2014) [-]
its all good dude! at least some people are cool on here still.
#86 - renzbane (07/02/2014) [-]
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#88 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/02/2014) [-]
why couldnt it have been chicks cuddling? thats gay too?
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#147 - tylosaurus (07/02/2014) [-]
Yeah it is gay.
#102 - renzbane (07/02/2014) [-]
I....I....I don't know, don't ask me questions, im sorry!
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#2 - sarcastic way of calling her a cheating slut 07/01/2014 on Denial... 0
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#22 - oops that was suppose to be to jimmy 06/24/2014 on What girls do 0
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#21 - guiguito (06/24/2014) [-]
Please elaborate.
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#22 - carlwinchester (06/24/2014) [-]
oops that was suppose to be to jimmy
#105 - yours are the drills that will pierce the heavens. 06/01/2014 on 4chun +4
#238 - the jews pain just ended. the soldiers just began 05/17/2014 on justgirlythings 0
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#55 - why. she's a pretty funny joke 04/29/2014 on Louis CK and some practical... +1
#82 - so waiting while the country amasses more weapons is the best …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Everyone Should Know About... 0
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#92 - snowshark (04/20/2014) [-]
No. But the best course of action becomes pretty hazy when you realise China will probably move to aid North Korea in hopes of not getting bombed and the only way to launch a safe invasion of North Korea is by ensuring neither Japan nor South Korea get bombed in the process. As it stands North Korea is only a problem for North Koreans whilst Russia is a problem for anyone sharing borders with them and the whole world is currently skint so... you get the idea.
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