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carloscondit

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/22/2013
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Content Ranking:#5505
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Highest Content Rank:#547
Highest Comment Rank:#7986
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Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Content Views:339836
Times Content Favorited:432 times
Total Comments Made:138
FJ Points:7455

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#197 - what if the baby is deaf? then no one has to get up in the mid…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Deaf Husband Finds Out Wife... 0
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#203 - tzukaza (01/01/2016) [-]
i think you mean mute, even if deaf the baby would still cry, at least i think it would
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#198 - blueboysixnine (01/01/2016) [-]
Thats just natural selection
#9 - you made this cute adorable video into sadness for me.. hope y… 12/28/2015 on enjoy your meal 0
#4 - for an adopted child, Clark looks a lot like his step dad  [+] (8 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Christmas +120
#37 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Maybe he's not an alien and his parents were just very supportive of his fantasies which worked out well seeing as he turned out to have superpowers. obviously not but it would be a funny idea
#5 - Bobtheblob (12/24/2015) [-]
Everyone looks exactly the same in justice league.
#46 - xsap (12/24/2015) [-]
we superhero now
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#17 - qnamanmanga (12/24/2015) [-]
And girls shouts about unrealistic body standards.
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#7 - sgtmajjohnson (12/24/2015) [-]
No, John Stewart's black.
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#10 - assassindash (12/24/2015) [-]
John looks like a black Wonder Woman with shaved hair.

Suck it green night light.
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#20 - sgtmajjohnson (12/24/2015) [-]
He actually does. I was actually just trying to make a joke by pointing out the black guy instead of the Martian Manhunter.
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#11 - aerotheobserver (12/24/2015) [-]
Damnit, I can't unsee that you bastard.
#263 - mention me 08/23/2015 on Thumb whoring at it's finest 0
#1230 - **carloscondit used "*roll picture*"** **carloscondit rolle… 08/22/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#17 - yes but if he shrunk to an ant level, she would seem like gian… 08/20/2015 on Ant-Man uses his powers for... +4
#117 - eh, not so much I mean I've seen people with a pretty good amo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2015 on Self-checkout 0
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#119 - masturbakor (08/18/2015) [-]
i didnt think anyone actually used self service checkouts for their full weekly shop, i thought everyone was lazier than that. i thought self service was like a 10 items or less thing, unofficially because if you have more than that, why scan and bag ALL THOSE ITEMS when there is someone like 20 feet away who is paid to do it for you?
#114 - no not really, you can just put it back in the cart/hold on to…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Self-checkout 0
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#115 - masturbakor (08/18/2015) [-]
could be. i mean from all the other comments in this comment chain, the weighing thing does seem to be a security feature. if it could be thwarted by simply not weighing your items, itd be pretty pointless, now wouldnt it?
#117 - carloscondit (08/18/2015) [-]
eh, not so much I mean I've seen people with a pretty good amount of food/items in their shopping cart. I really doubt that they were able to fit all of that in a 3' by 3' area and as far as i know you can't remove am item with out the weight of said item being reduced from the total weight (don't know if that makes sense tob anyone)
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#119 - masturbakor (08/18/2015) [-]
i didnt think anyone actually used self service checkouts for their full weekly shop, i thought everyone was lazier than that. i thought self service was like a 10 items or less thing, unofficially because if you have more than that, why scan and bag ALL THOSE ITEMS when there is someone like 20 feet away who is paid to do it for you?
#95 - but you can click not on bag so it doesn't weigh the item  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2015 on Self-checkout +2
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#105 - masturbakor (08/17/2015) [-]
you still have to put the item in the bagging area whether you take a bag or not before it lets you scan the next item or pay and the bagging area is where the scales are, right?
#114 - carloscondit (08/18/2015) [-]
no not really, you can just put it back in the cart/hold on to it. i always do that when i have a couple things, i just scan them and hold on to them. but i guess it could be different in other areas because i live in a small town.
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#115 - masturbakor (08/18/2015) [-]
could be. i mean from all the other comments in this comment chain, the weighing thing does seem to be a security feature. if it could be thwarted by simply not weighing your items, itd be pretty pointless, now wouldnt it?
#117 - carloscondit (08/18/2015) [-]
eh, not so much I mean I've seen people with a pretty good amount of food/items in their shopping cart. I really doubt that they were able to fit all of that in a 3' by 3' area and as far as i know you can't remove am item with out the weight of said item being reduced from the total weight (don't know if that makes sense tob anyone)
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#119 - masturbakor (08/18/2015) [-]
i didnt think anyone actually used self service checkouts for their full weekly shop, i thought everyone was lazier than that. i thought self service was like a 10 items or less thing, unofficially because if you have more than that, why scan and bag ALL THOSE ITEMS when there is someone like 20 feet away who is paid to do it for you?
#36 - i thought it was some kind of pokemon 08/14/2015 on Sand 0
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