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|#1 - That homeless one, what the hell man.||01/18/2015 on my life sucks||+2|
|#36 - Likely true, and those binders are probably all from over the …||01/18/2015 on Let The College Notes War...||0|
|#32 - How the **** do people even memorize all this … [+] (4 new replies)||01/18/2015 on Let The College Notes War...||0|
#77 - yunoknow (01/18/2015) [-]
It's dumb and inefficient to try and memorize everything. Sure if you have some kinda freak memory thing going on, but for the average person, it's much easier to review all the past exams and figure out how the professors draft up their questions. It takes just a day to do that and you can end up with a passing score.
#35 - revanmal (01/18/2015) [-]
The human brain retains far more information than that. The key to a good memory is the ability to form neural pathways and giving your brain better access to specific memories. Of course, most people don't actually retain all of that. But there's no reason they wont have access to reference materials later in their careers, either. Learning the foundational skills and knowledge of your chosen field are usually enough to carry you through.
|#110 - I lack any sort of pic/gif worthy of this.||01/18/2015 on Happy Friday||0|
|#38 - >My boyfriend is black.||01/17/2015 on HP on FB||+2|
|#44 - 5.5 to 5.6 is the average across all races. With caucasians be… [+] (11 new replies)||01/17/2015 on Asian girls||+15|
#74 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
You just take a measuring tape and wrap it as tightly as you can around your knob without squeezing. If the number isn't making ya happy, keep in mind that it's sometimes bigger or smaller, so just do it a good number of times and take the best recording you get. Usually when you're with someone you're attracted to, you'll be able to reach your max size and even surpass it, but who has time to measure then? Cock Doc, away!
#80 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
I knew you were gunna ask me that. The average circumference is around 4.5 inches. Some studies say higher, some lower, so 4.5 is a good middle ground I feel. Keep in mind that a longer dick doesn't mean it's also wider, in theory a long pencil dick and a short fist dick are both possible, though the pencil version is far more common and probably a better tool than a friggin mushroom on your crotch.
#83 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
Don't worry too much about it, unless you're under 4 inches, it won't really impact your performance in any significant way. That's not to say that larger =/= better, though it does cap out at about 7-9 inches, depending on the woman. It merely means that you're gunna have to get better at using it, as well as providing a better and more energetic experience, as opposed to lining her up and slamming in till you're done.
If some girl is gunna laugh about your wiggler before you even get a chance to try, then she's not worth it. If she's not impressed with your performance, well it's as I said, get better. Even people with micro-penis are able to give girls the big O.
|#13 - SO the whole anvil held by a single balloon or the fact that H… [+] (1 new reply)||01/17/2015 on This kills the mouse||+2|
|#24 - Picture [+] (3 new replies)||01/17/2015 on zing||+3|
|#22 - Tell me that sniper has squadsight and my boner will be complete, [+] (5 new replies)||01/17/2015 on zing||+1|
|#15 - Implying I don't choose to outfit my troops with the best of t…||01/17/2015 on zing||0|
|#13 - Playing XCOM >Using Psi armour for anyone other th… [+] (4 new replies)||01/17/2015 on zing||+5|
|#11 - It's psi armour with no gene mods. [+] (1 new reply)||01/17/2015 on zing||0|
|#15 - They usually will tell you that they'll handle it.||01/17/2015 on Insanity wolf Incarnate||+1|
|#51 - Comment deleted||01/17/2015 on Best comedian ever||0|
|#8 - Here's the best advice I can really give ya; calm down and rel…||01/17/2015 on Need relationship advice||+2|
|#207 - Glad I'm entertaining, I love you so much that I can't believe… [+] (1 new reply)||01/17/2015 on Totalbiscuit on the ABC hit...||0|
|#204 - Ya I saw, real police would never have given her a ride off ca… [+] (3 new replies)||01/17/2015 on Totalbiscuit on the ABC hit...||0|
|#201 - Oh... oh, ohhhhhh I see. So she's playing the victim card agai… [+] (5 new replies)||01/17/2015 on Totalbiscuit on the ABC hit...||0|
|#191 - Sorry, what exactly does this mean? [+] (8 new replies)||01/17/2015 on Totalbiscuit on the ABC hit...||0|
#195 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
that gamergaters are shameless liars. Or incredibly stupid. Read all about it in #186 in this very thread.
|#174 - It's unfortunate that the family got hurt, but it only makes i…||01/17/2015 on Would have paid to see that.||0|
|#8 - Comment deleted||01/16/2015 on Is this the new trend here?||0|
|#9 - There's a joke in this guy's comics? [+] (1 new reply)||01/16/2015 on (untitled)||+1|
|#6 - >stop abortion >give her and the baby the electric c… [+] (3 new replies)||01/16/2015 on (untitled)||+7|
|#1 - I laughed at this, and then realized that no one else I know i… [+] (5 new replies)||01/16/2015 on McDonalds||+65|
|#25 - Picture||01/16/2015 on (untitled)||0|