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carlonord

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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:3/02/2015
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#1 - That homeless one, what the hell man. 01/18/2015 on my life sucks +2
#36 - Likely true, and those binders are probably all from over the … 01/18/2015 on Let The College Notes War... 0
#32 - How the **** do people even memorize all this …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Let The College Notes War... 0
User avatar #131 - eldorito (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't think they do. Last semester, I took a numerical methods class and when I turned in my final, it was like an rm -rf.
User avatar #77 - yunoknow (01/18/2015) [-]
It's dumb and inefficient to try and memorize everything. Sure if you have some kinda freak memory thing going on, but for the average person, it's much easier to review all the past exams and figure out how the professors draft up their questions. It takes just a day to do that and you can end up with a passing score.
User avatar #35 - revanmal (01/18/2015) [-]
The human brain retains far more information than that. The key to a good memory is the ability to form neural pathways and giving your brain better access to specific memories. Of course, most people don't actually retain all of that. But there's no reason they wont have access to reference materials later in their careers, either. Learning the foundational skills and knowledge of your chosen field are usually enough to carry you through.
User avatar #36 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
Likely true, and those binders are probably all from over the course of years. I had it in my mind that all the shit in those books would be in the final or something, and that was a truly terrifying thought.
#110 - I lack any sort of pic/gif worthy of this. 01/18/2015 on Happy Friday 0
#38 - >My boyfriend is black. 01/17/2015 on HP on FB +2
#44 - 5.5 to 5.6 is the average across all races. With caucasians be…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Asian girls +15
User avatar #68 - nintendolover (01/18/2015) [-]
Are you some kind of cock expert?
#69 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
I have a big interest in biology and as such know a decent amount regarding the human body, not as much as a doctor, but more than your average joe.

Plus, it helps when you're self conscious about your size and want hard facts as to how you measure up.
User avatar #70 - nintendolover (01/18/2015) [-]
Well. What are you waiting for? Tell me your size.
User avatar #72 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
No homo 7 long, 4.5-5 around Needless to say but I'm not worried about size no more.
User avatar #73 - nintendolover (01/18/2015) [-]
Nice man. You're lucky. Never quite understood how exactly you measure around though.
User avatar #74 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
You just take a measuring tape and wrap it as tightly as you can around your knob without squeezing. If the number isn't making ya happy, keep in mind that it's sometimes bigger or smaller, so just do it a good number of times and take the best recording you get. Usually when you're with someone you're attracted to, you'll be able to reach your max size and even surpass it, but who has time to measure then? Cock Doc, away!
User avatar #79 - nintendolover (01/18/2015) [-]
Since we're having such a heated discussion about male genitalia. What if the average penile length is 5.5 to 5.6, then what would the average circumference?
User avatar #80 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
I knew you were gunna ask me that. The average circumference is around 4.5 inches. Some studies say higher, some lower, so 4.5 is a good middle ground I feel. Keep in mind that a longer dick doesn't mean it's also wider, in theory a long pencil dick and a short fist dick are both possible, though the pencil version is far more common and probably a better tool than a friggin mushroom on your crotch.
User avatar #81 - nintendolover (01/18/2015) [-]
lol fist dick.

I've got a rather unimpressive member myself. Don't feel too confident about that...
User avatar #83 - carlonord (01/18/2015) [-]
Don't worry too much about it, unless you're under 4 inches, it won't really impact your performance in any significant way. That's not to say that larger =/= better, though it does cap out at about 7-9 inches, depending on the woman. It merely means that you're gunna have to get better at using it, as well as providing a better and more energetic experience, as opposed to lining her up and slamming in till you're done.

If some girl is gunna laugh about your wiggler before you even get a chance to try, then she's not worth it. If she's not impressed with your performance, well it's as I said, get better. Even people with micro-penis are able to give girls the big O.
User avatar #77 - nintendolover (01/18/2015) [-]
Thank you based Cock Observer.
#13 - SO the whole anvil held by a single balloon or the fact that H…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on This kills the mouse +2
#18 - majordeadpool (01/17/2015) [-]
Yeah man, cartoon logic, fair point though
#24 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2015 on zing +3
#25 - angelicdemon (01/17/2015) [-]
Are you feeling it now Mr.Crabs? This is one fucking turn and that bitch nigga dead as fuck.
Support overwatch helped a little bit tho.
User avatar #29 - redrex (01/17/2015) [-]
where the fuck is all that info found?
User avatar #53 - granate (01/17/2015) [-]
You can access that information when you press the question mark button while aiming at an enemy.
#22 - Tell me that sniper has squadsight and my boner will be complete,  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2015 on zing +1
User avatar #23 - angelicdemon (01/17/2015) [-]
Who doesn't?
#24 - carlonord (01/17/2015) [-]
#25 - angelicdemon (01/17/2015) [-]
Are you feeling it now Mr.Crabs? This is one fucking turn and that bitch nigga dead as fuck.
Support overwatch helped a little bit tho.
User avatar #29 - redrex (01/17/2015) [-]
where the fuck is all that info found?
User avatar #53 - granate (01/17/2015) [-]
You can access that information when you press the question mark button while aiming at an enemy.
#15 - Implying I don't choose to outfit my troops with the best of t… 01/17/2015 on zing 0
#13 - Playing XCOM >Using Psi armour for anyone other th…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2015 on zing +5
User avatar #32 - stimtheone (01/17/2015) [-]
I remember how I'd use archangel to put all my snipers up in the air before Enemy within since fuel wasn't consumed if they didn't move.

Then everything changed.
User avatar #54 - granate (01/17/2015) [-]
Your amount of fuel is still not being consumed if you stay stationary in the air.
User avatar #14 - brobafett (01/17/2015) [-]
And I smell a save scum too afraid to outfit his troops how ever he chooses.
User avatar #15 - carlonord (01/17/2015) [-]
Implying I don't choose to outfit my troops with the best of the best of titan armour.

Implying I don't play on ironman classic.
#11 - It's psi armour with no gene mods.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on zing 0
User avatar #21 - darkjustifier (01/17/2015) [-]
Oh, I only gave my best dude psi armor in a role play position
#15 - They usually will tell you that they'll handle it. 01/17/2015 on Insanity wolf Incarnate +1
#51 - Comment deleted 01/17/2015 on Best comedian ever 0
#8 - Here's the best advice I can really give ya; calm down and rel… 01/17/2015 on Need relationship advice +2
#207 - Glad I'm entertaining, I love you so much that I can't believe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Totalbiscuit on the ABC hit... 0
#211 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
thx m8 mio mucho appreciato
#204 - Ya I saw, real police would never have given her a ride off ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Totalbiscuit on the ABC hit... 0
#206 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
you guys are so amusing, better than tv
#207 - carlonord (01/17/2015) [-]
Glad I'm entertaining, I love you so much that I can't believe it's not butter.
#211 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
thx m8 mio mucho appreciato
#201 - Oh... oh, ohhhhhh I see. So she's playing the victim card agai…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Totalbiscuit on the ABC hit... 0
User avatar #203 - slightly (01/17/2015) [-]
a minor correction: Those aren't even cops. They are just campus security or something apparently.
User avatar #204 - carlonord (01/17/2015) [-]
Ya I saw, real police would never have given her a ride off campus unless they had proof of danger, Hence the 'non-emergency'. I pity the people who fall for this shit.
#206 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
you guys are so amusing, better than tv
#207 - carlonord (01/17/2015) [-]
Glad I'm entertaining, I love you so much that I can't believe it's not butter.
#211 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
thx m8 mio mucho appreciato
#191 - Sorry, what exactly does this mean?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Totalbiscuit on the ABC hit... 0
User avatar #200 - slightly (01/17/2015) [-]
She lied about being so attacked police had to offer her protection.
As you can see in the picture, tose aren't the kind of police that offer protection.
User avatar #201 - carlonord (01/17/2015) [-]
Oh... oh, ohhhhhh I see. So she's playing the victim card again? One has to wonder how she has money to continue with all this shit, not having a job and all.
User avatar #203 - slightly (01/17/2015) [-]
a minor correction: Those aren't even cops. They are just campus security or something apparently.
User avatar #204 - carlonord (01/17/2015) [-]
Ya I saw, real police would never have given her a ride off campus unless they had proof of danger, Hence the 'non-emergency'. I pity the people who fall for this shit.
#206 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
you guys are so amusing, better than tv
#207 - carlonord (01/17/2015) [-]
Glad I'm entertaining, I love you so much that I can't believe it's not butter.
#211 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
thx m8 mio mucho appreciato
#195 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
that gamergaters are shameless liars. Or incredibly stupid. Read all about it in #186 in this very thread.
#174 - It's unfortunate that the family got hurt, but it only makes i… 01/17/2015 on Would have paid to see that. 0
#8 - Comment deleted 01/16/2015 on Is this the new trend here? 0
#9 - There's a joke in this guy's comics?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #10 - DoktorHax (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, its more a cynical commentary on society, but yeah.
#6 - >stop abortion >give her and the baby the electric c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2015 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #8 - DoktorHax (01/16/2015) [-]
Thats pretty much exactly the joke minus some other details. Well done.
User avatar #9 - carlonord (01/16/2015) [-]
There's a joke in this guy's comics?
User avatar #10 - DoktorHax (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, its more a cynical commentary on society, but yeah.
#1 - I laughed at this, and then realized that no one else I know i…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2015 on McDonalds +65
#19 - archoninterface (01/17/2015) [-]
im still laughing
fuck
User avatar #11 - europe (01/16/2015) [-]
Sorry mate, you're beyond saving
#9 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/16/2015) [-]
There is no helping you
#13 - Virt (01/16/2015) [-]
theres no helping any of us
User avatar #4 - goddamnfudgesicles (01/16/2015) [-]
I didn't even smile. I didn't react. And that scares me more than the content.
#25 - Picture 01/16/2015 on (untitled) 0

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#44 - mcburd (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by carlonord
#29 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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