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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
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#25 - I just got back from an overnight camping trip where it got to… 03/02/2014 on IM MELTING +2
#42 - I can confirm. 03/01/2014 on Global Warming +28
#142 - Holy **** what a way to start my day. 03/01/2014 on But you didn't +3
#2 - I can ******* hear it...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on beep +47
#14 - diegotan (02/27/2014) [-]
I know it's G-Man from HL series, but could you explain?
<MFW
User avatar #12 - admiralen (02/27/2014) [-]
What if i told you that the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world?
#17 - Somehow I don't think a man could get away with this... And at…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on So Thirsty. 0
User avatar #19 - klick (02/27/2014) [-]
I'd do it for the lawls if the price is right
#4 - Picture 02/27/2014 on Canada 0
#6 - I am Canada, I can confirm that we also call them bobcats. 02/27/2014 on 4chin +3
#3 - k 02/27/2014 on Automail 0
#16 - Yes  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Holy shit +12
User avatar #17 - boomerpyro (02/27/2014) [-]
linux is mind over matter...
and special children are windows 98...?
#371 - MIKE WAZOWSKI GETS ******* OWNED!!! … 02/27/2014 on Getting a date was never... 0
#159 - Picture 02/26/2014 on How to be a hero +1
#58 - I assume it's in case of emergency, or say you need the extra … 02/26/2014 on This is how you raise... +1
#65 - Good point. But whatever, It's her loss. 02/26/2014 on Your mom 0
#63 - I heavily doubt that, he's not very well liked where he lives.…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Your mom 0
User avatar #64 - fappingniggers (02/26/2014) [-]
Again, girl's like assholes
User avatar #65 - carlonord (02/26/2014) [-]
Good point. But whatever, It's her loss.
#60 - Well, it's a lesson learned. She's pretty rotten and has stead…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Your mom 0
User avatar #62 - fappingniggers (02/26/2014) [-]
And the funny thing is, her "prince charming" is probably cheating on her. That's usually the case with stuff like that
User avatar #63 - carlonord (02/26/2014) [-]
I heavily doubt that, he's not very well liked where he lives. Apparently he's quite the prick. Hell, he even tried threatening me when me and her tried to stay friends. I actually got to know his cousin, and even she likes me better than him.
User avatar #64 - fappingniggers (02/26/2014) [-]
Again, girl's like assholes
User avatar #65 - carlonord (02/26/2014) [-]
Good point. But whatever, It's her loss.
#131 - I wouldn't be surprised tbh. 02/25/2014 on Voices of the Lego Movie +4
#43 - My first girlfriend completely shattered my opinion on people.…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Your mom 0
User avatar #59 - fappingniggers (02/26/2014) [-]
Never, EVER, put pussy on a pedestal. You catered to her every whim, and you should never do that, she saw you more as a pet than a boyfriend.

She left you because some girls subconsciously see guys as "conquests", and if the guy is too easy to control then she doesn't want anything to do with him, BUT they will use them as a fall back pillow while they're trying to conquer a more difficult guy

That is why you hear guys say "nice guys always finish last" because girls don't want a push over pussy boyfriend. That's why they date douchbags, because they want a challenge

Hopefully I helped
User avatar #60 - carlonord (02/26/2014) [-]
Well, it's a lesson learned. She's pretty rotten and has steadily been getting worse apparently. So It's far from my loss. It used to bother me for a long time that it was my fault it all failed, but I think the line was pretty well drawn at she's a bitch when she was labeling me a rapist and an abuser.
User avatar #62 - fappingniggers (02/26/2014) [-]
And the funny thing is, her "prince charming" is probably cheating on her. That's usually the case with stuff like that
User avatar #63 - carlonord (02/26/2014) [-]
I heavily doubt that, he's not very well liked where he lives. Apparently he's quite the prick. Hell, he even tried threatening me when me and her tried to stay friends. I actually got to know his cousin, and even she likes me better than him.
User avatar #64 - fappingniggers (02/26/2014) [-]
Again, girl's like assholes
User avatar #65 - carlonord (02/26/2014) [-]
Good point. But whatever, It's her loss.
#6 - Have this.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Premission to freak out +11
User avatar #26 - ascendant (02/26/2014) [-]
Much appreciated.
#189394 - Holy **** this fits the beat. 02/25/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#189109 - Picture 02/25/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#188823 - Picture 02/25/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#188583 - Picture 02/25/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#188403 - Excuse me?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on PARTY ROOM +2
#188462 - dudeyouisnasty (02/25/2014) [-]
that picture
#188066 - Picture 02/25/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#42 - A guy I know here lit a museum piece on fire, threatened to st… 02/25/2014 on Nigga Theft on Twitter +2
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User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving ****** kill yourself.
I love you.
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#14 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
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Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #12 - onefuckingskurut (08/01/2013) [-]
Fuuuu dude... this is turning out weird :ô
User avatar #11 - sirblane (07/30/2013) [-]
I love you
#10 - flyingwalrusman ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #8 - russianxbear (07/29/2013) [-]
you smell nice
User avatar #7 - therealtjthemedic (07/29/2013) [-]
Hey.
Love you. :3
#6 - feedtehtrollz (07/29/2013) [-]
I love you mate.
I love you mate.
#5 - bitchesdigcelestia (07/29/2013) [-]
You've got a pretty mouth...
You've got a pretty mouth...
#4 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
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Love you carlos
#3 - fyourahole (07/29/2013) [-]
Just... Don't call or anything.
#2 - superderpysenpai (07/29/2013) [-]
Our love is eternal
Our love is eternal
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