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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
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#120 - Picture 07/01/2014 on "Equality" +1
#3 - Picture 07/01/2014 on (titels) 0
#137 - Picture 07/01/2014 on Russians 0
#10 - Picture 07/01/2014 on Only in japan +10
#72 - Picture 06/30/2014 on Ultra Cringe 0
#23 - I found it. 06/29/2014 on 2spoopy4me 0
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#60 - Welcome back! 06/29/2014 on Dead Right 0
#171 - Comment deleted 06/29/2014 on Fun fact 0
#170 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on Fun fact 0
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#49 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Jackie Chan. Master of... +7
#76 - Toshiro (06/29/2014) [-]
#69 - pewdiepieisbestpie (06/29/2014) [-]
Dis thread
#56 - givememoarpony (06/29/2014) [-]
"i'm broke nigga, i'm broke"
-combo
#6 - "I'm helping!" 06/29/2014 on Dealing with sea level rise +25
#8 - Seriously how does something like this happen? 06/29/2014 on SpiderDick +1
#2 - Picture 06/29/2014 on Mercury resonating +51
#37 - Nice to see my profile pic here. 06/28/2014 on (untitled) +1
#4 - Of course I haven't heard all their songs, it's just what I've…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#5 - grrphc (06/28/2014) [-]
No no, you were right.
BotDF sucks eggs.

Panic, however, is the shit.
#3 - I don't mind PatD, but BotDF has yet to make a song that I like.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #4 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
Of course I haven't heard all their songs, it's just what I've heard isn't too good as far as I remember.
#5 - grrphc (06/28/2014) [-]
No no, you were right.
BotDF sucks eggs.

Panic, however, is the shit.
#89 - It's theorized that Vault-Tec actually dropped the first…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on such is life +1
User avatar #90 - amata (06/28/2014) [-]
That would be right up their alley, I admit. If you could look up the word "asshole" in a Fallout dictionary, you'd find a picture of the Vault-Tec CEO
#88 - Friend, you're far from the first person to worry about those … 06/28/2014 on such is life 0
#83 - Except you won't.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on such is life 0
#85 - darthblam (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm 18 and just graduated high school. I had no relationships at all through it, barely anyone I could consider a friend, and mediocre grades with no plans or anything set for a college.
I'm overweight, shy as fuck, still haven't gotten a job, and have no idea what to do with my life.

I know I'm young and still have a lot of time to figure these things out, but sitting and thinking about them all at once just doesn't feel good.. and when it starts I can't stop it for a while..

I'm not asking for nice and sympathetic things to be said to me (though I appreciate it) , just venting like this helps me a bit.

It's 2:30 AM here.. I'm going to sleep..
#88 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
Friend, you're far from the first person to worry about those kinds of things. I personally am 16 and just graduated grade 11, so I'll be in the same boat as you soon enough. Hell, I've had most of those fears for a while now.

As my family tells me, just worry about going to the best college you can. Friends, lovers, and everything else will just sort itself out once you've dealt with that. I don't understand it yet, but they tell me that college is totally different.

You'll meet all sorts of new people, and unless you're some kind of cunt, you're bound to find friends! It doesn't matter how shy you are, stand up, look your best, and be nice. Even if you don't approach someone, someone might find you. My uncle told me something, and he told me it was the best advice he'd ever gotten. "Don't go looking for someone" Cause look at it this way, what'll happen if you spend all your time looking for someone? You wouldn't have done much else except that.

Besides, does it matter? Even if you don't find someone there, maybe elsewhere! Travel the world! See everything, everyone! Eat Chinese food in South Africa, or meet a native american in Germany and go skydiving with him! Plan for a foundation, and make the rest up as you go.

And man, being overweight is no issue. At your age you can drop weight like it's NOTHING! I lost 30 pounds in a few months by simply PARTICIPATING in gym class, which was nothing but laps and some simple exercises 80% of the time. Find a gym when you go to college and keep at it! I joined one just last week and am already seeing improvements after only going 5 times.

It's not as scary as it seems, you just need to look at your problems a different light! Instead of "This is what's wrong" look at it like; "How can I make these problems my bitches?" Another piece of advice; Always pick the path that'll give you the best stories, pretty obvious why that is.

Anyway, good night! And vent all you want if it helps, I always listen to everyone.
#21 - Devoured by Life 06/28/2014 on How Will YOU Die? 0
#4 - Did somebody say Polis?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) +20
#35 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** CABBAGE ARTYOM
#14 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
yay, metro!
User avatar #12 - eezo (06/28/2014) [-]
I EYM ARTYOM
#8 - dingdongpancakes (06/28/2014) [-]
yes my pic is S.T.A.L.K.E.R but i sadly don't have any metro pics
User avatar #21 - pulluspardus (06/28/2014) [-]
Get out of here Stalker.
#46 - dingdongpancakes (06/29/2014) [-]
#166 - I'd be pretty stupid to say that I know all, I'm too young. … 06/28/2014 on I Forgot -1
#150 - I'm gunna have to give you points for actually having some pro…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on I Forgot 0
User avatar #152 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and thank you for looking at it from all angles, rather than arguing that you know all and blahblahblah
User avatar #166 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
I'd be pretty stupid to say that I know all, I'm too young.

As for your conversation with Timmy the Wanker, he does make a few points which aren't stupid Some of his arguments are more of social construsts rather than actual biological imprints, but I'm no expert , however the majority of his argument revolves around the idea that biological impulses cannot be overridden and are inherent to either gender, which is a steaming pile of galactic bullshit.

That'd mean that every time a man gets a boner, he immediately turns into a sexual animal that cannot rest until he's released. Idk what's up with him, but I'm pretty sure I've got the willpower to say no to the first drunken sorority girl that splits her legs open.

Anyway there's no point for me to address the whole damn thing, since you already know it. I'd like to say one thing, comments like this;

oh my fucking god
you are a moron
moron
moron
moron
this whole discussion is whether or not it's ok to judge a woman for having multiple sex partners
holy motherfucking shit


DO NOT help you get your point across, needlessly name calling is just immature.
User avatar #151 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I know it had to do with the feminism comment
but forreal, every issue in life is now blamed on feminists
it's irritating as fuck

and I know. my whole point was that double standards are everywhere. everyone faces them. but as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I did not blame feminism I blamed evolutionary biology.
User avatar #160 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
uh.. I never said you did
I said all issues in men's lives is somehow now blamed on feminism
User avatar #163 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
" as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality. " - This is called implication by association.
#1 - It looks nice, I can't wait to see more! 06/28/2014 on Working on anim for FJ. Pls... 0
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#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #39 - energyman ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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#14 - therealsuperderpy (08/08/2013) [-]
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Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #12 - onefuckingskurut (08/01/2013) [-]
Fuuuu dude... this is turning out weird :รด
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