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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#30 - Can we fix it? NO IT'S ****** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! +3
#43 - jimmytwoshoes (12/09/2014) [-]
#88 - Ya know what, everyone is entitled to their opinion. If that's… 12/08/2014 on Ouch. +3
#27 - And by there I mean as in the picture. 12/08/2014 on Stay Hydrated +1
#26 - I used to have a maglite, they most certainly unscrew there.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Stay Hydrated +1
User avatar #27 - carlonord (12/08/2014) [-]
And by there I mean as in the picture.
#70 - A face swap with a chicken. 12/08/2014 on G'Night, FJ. +1
#14 - Keeps the blood in your dick, it's basically viagra, except yo… 12/08/2014 on As big as her wrist 0
#14 - First time I saw this, I thought he was trying to get off the … 12/07/2014 on Profesional thief on a bus +15
#8 - Oh... 12/07/2014 on Hot shit 0
#16 - Best chart I could find, unfortunately you need to click on it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on G'Night, FJ. +8
User avatar #50 - belus (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh... Thanks buddy, I didn´t know any of that
VSauce makes things more easy to understand
#9 - Yes and? Are you implying that those fuzzy mittens wouldn't ke… 12/07/2014 on It's cold. Better wear coat +17
#6 - Very simple, some of this **** has to do with the…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/07/2014 on G'Night, FJ. +143
#113 - derpthefifth (12/08/2014) [-]
I see you too saw that Vsauce vidieo.... i was gonna comment but you beat me to it. =D
#64 - ihateemo (12/08/2014) [-]
what is that picture?
User avatar #70 - carlonord (12/08/2014) [-]
A face swap with a chicken.
#49 - Valid (12/08/2014) [-]
Sethorein plz
User avatar #56 - Sethorein (12/08/2014) [-]
what would you like?
#57 - Valid (12/08/2014) [-]
confirm plz?
I was always curious about this

Is the content true, or the comment true?
User avatar #59 - Sethorein (12/08/2014) [-]
A little of both.

Uncanny valley is more for like... robots that almost look human rather than things with horrific human traits....

Generally speaking we fear things from our EEA. Things that might represent illness, or danger. However, we will fear short claws just as much as long claws. So yeah... we don't fear things in a specific domain, but rather our horror movies have taken normal fears and exaggerated them to elicit them with greater ease.
User avatar #14 - gabemczombie (12/07/2014) [-]
Explain the "uncanny valley effect"

Hope i don't sound like an idiot
#16 - carlonord (12/07/2014) [-]
Best chart I could find, unfortunately you need to click on it to make it readable. But basically, the Uncanny Valley is an effect that as something looks more and more human, we like it more or think it's cute, like a cat that can walk on two legs. Suddenly however, the object hits a point where it looks human, but something is very clearly wrong, for instance a porcelain doll, or a prosthetic limb.

This valley can get hard to get out of, because as humans, we can perceive even slight differences in skin texture, which is why making realistic skin is a major pain in the ass, and why modern androids are generally disturbing.

Here's the Wikipedia article, and a Vsauce video on the subject. The video explains it perfectly, so you can just watch that if you're feeling lazy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEikGKDVsCc
User avatar #50 - belus (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh... Thanks buddy, I didn´t know any of that
VSauce makes things more easy to understand
#13 - I see...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Rolling a cleric with new... 0
User avatar #14 - penispenisthree (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh and I forgot to mention, that I justified being a lawful good necromancer with the name Redeemer. I used the illgotten money while i was the defiler to buy NOTHING but black onxy gems, and now nearly every single bad guy i kill, I stuff them into my body bag of holding, and raise them on a later occasion so they might be redeemed through death and help promote goodness in the world. Elsie does some fun shit.
#11 - How in any way are any of those things Lawful Good?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Rolling a cleric with new... 0
User avatar #12 - penispenisthree (12/07/2014) [-]
>the town was while i was still chaotic evil, and actually was an accident,
>the troops were threatening me with intent to kill, and i detected so much evil on that man that he had to die.
>the attempted rape was....honnestly....a hilarious justification, I paid for his dinner, and our DM allowed me to justify it as a 'lawful' connotation by taking what i had implied my reward was for paying for him. (he ignored all my flirting, but i had in fact meant it)
> making the palidin vomit was just because well....i needed a new corpse companion, but i had to make sure that it was a willing person to convert to to being an undead, but id need proof of it after the deed was done so our palidin would know it was in fact a lawful act, but well....the only thing i had on hand was a week old dead dog, so i had to use it as a piece of paper to carve a contract into. She then puked when i dug it out of my bag and handed it to her while it tore in half along with the fact that there was a dead slightly rotting woman gently dripping organ goo into the street
#13 - carlonord (12/07/2014) [-]
I see...
User avatar #14 - penispenisthree (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh and I forgot to mention, that I justified being a lawful good necromancer with the name Redeemer. I used the illgotten money while i was the defiler to buy NOTHING but black onxy gems, and now nearly every single bad guy i kill, I stuff them into my body bag of holding, and raise them on a later occasion so they might be redeemed through death and help promote goodness in the world. Elsie does some fun shit.
#86 - So he is... 12/07/2014 on How to make a Fleshlight +7
#113 - Nightmares and hell. Like seriously I don't know what it is ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Fallout Comp +7
#148 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
Them mother fucking audio logs and that mother fucking obelisk. You ARE being watched biotch.
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on 10 lb of nope in a 5 lb bag +2
User avatar #65 - fnvxixamxnumbersix (12/08/2014) [-]
I was hoping someone would post that again. cheers
#65 - why 12/07/2014 on From around the internet +5
#87 - I read the first three lines and immediately went to the end e… 12/07/2014 on my story +2
#68 - It's **** like this that makes me want to be a fa… 12/07/2014 on This generation +10
#2 - I can just hear his voice, holy **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on I love these comics +135
#13 - thewasteland (12/06/2014) [-]
Oh god now I hear it WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
#22 - apugwithahat (12/06/2014) [-]
is that not how you are suppost to hear it
what did you hear in your head s before Morgan mother fucking Freedman?
User avatar #26 - trogdorrules (12/06/2014) [-]
I always hear Gordon Freeman's voice in my head when I read stuff.
#36 - Holy **** , Puglets!!!!!!!! 12/06/2014 on Some tweets +21
#118 - "Ban Fifty Shades of Grey to protect the children" … 12/05/2014 on Gta 5 remove form autralia 0
#43 - So... How did she respond actually?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Drunk 0
User avatar #49 - Jenisist (12/05/2014) [-]
she blew it off along with any attempts I made to bring it back up

nice mikasa
#9 - Mods are asleep, post gore. 12/04/2014 on TRIGGER WARNING: Pomegranates +1
#23 - Hi there. 12/04/2014 on IT HAPPENED 0
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#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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#22 to #21 - carlonord ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
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#14 - therealsuperderpy (08/08/2013) [-]
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Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
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