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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
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#60 - Man where I live, it's an hour and a half drive to the next se… 08/15/2014 on Size matters 0
#43 - Ah, and here we see the result of not knowing the whole story!… 08/14/2014 on Pornstar Poverty +2
#36 - Honestly, I don't even blame her ex for bashing her face in. H…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Pornstar Poverty -6
User avatar #74 - derpsenderp (08/14/2014) [-]
The next elliot rodger right there
#42 - hadokenboken (08/14/2014) [-]
They broke up awhile ago and the ex boyfriend dropped by unannounced while Christy Mack had a guest over. They were both fully dressed yet the ex boyfriend, MMA fighter War Machine proceeded to beat the shit out of the guest, chased him out, then turned his attention to Christy. The only reason she escaped was because after war machine stopped trying to cut her hair with a dull knife he went into the kitchen to find a sharper one.
#135 - 4chan refugee (08/14/2014) [-]
...I know this seem like a serious post but I can't help but laugh at your knowledge of the incident.... Respect though!
#77 - 4chan refugee (08/14/2014) [-]
...According to Christy, that is.
Which makes it no more believable than whatever War Machine says happened.
User avatar #125 - ieatpaste (08/14/2014) [-]
well shes fucked up and hes a mush brained fighter. im gonna have to go with christy on this one.
#43 - carlonord (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, and here we see the result of not knowing the whole story! As far as I knew, it was a matter of War Machine catching her in the act. She may now have my sympathy. Thanks for clearing that up.
#2 - What the hell is up with her? She's got some sort of soulless … 08/13/2014 on IM MAKING SEXUAL REFERENCE +1
#41 - I wouldn't consider it unpopular, to each their own. Personall… 08/11/2014 on Tats +1
#40 - Comment deleted 08/11/2014 on Tats 0
#8 - Nope, but glad to see I wasn't the only human being to play that game.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Raw Fire Opal 0
User avatar #23 - trollofhalo (08/11/2014) [-]
That game actually existed? I thought it was a dream!
User avatar #10 - trale (08/11/2014) [-]
It was such a great game
#8 - Carlo's with ya.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Dating a stripper +1
User avatar #27 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
Carlo is gay
#5 - Imagine that you're all alone in your house, and hen suddenly … 08/06/2014 on CORAL +1
#11 - Beiber-Legolas fight 08/03/2014 on The Plot Thickens +2
#58 - Every little bit helps. 08/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#56 - No, but the point is he's in the negatives, so we even him out…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #57 - citizenofnecrocity (08/02/2014) [-]
This community, working together? Good luck with that.
#66 - 4chan refugee (08/02/2014) [-]
anon wills it
User avatar #58 - carlonord (08/02/2014) [-]
Every little bit helps.
#54 - He's a troll.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #55 - citizenofnecrocity (08/02/2014) [-]
So we reward trolls? Green or Red, he's looking for a reaction.
User avatar #56 - carlonord (08/02/2014) [-]
No, but the point is he's in the negatives, so we even him out. Look at his profile.
User avatar #57 - citizenofnecrocity (08/02/2014) [-]
This community, working together? Good luck with that.
#66 - 4chan refugee (08/02/2014) [-]
anon wills it
User avatar #58 - carlonord (08/02/2014) [-]
Every little bit helps.
#79 - Forgot to login.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Gearboy 0
#122 - confusedasian (08/01/2014) [-]
Almost every time I see him he's always whiny and annoying. I put it off until I finally talked to him once and that was enough. As for Tardasaa I actually liked her stuff. Some were meh, some were funny. Plus I actually liked the chainsaw teeth. I thought it was funny looking. This is just me though.
User avatar #90 - anotherhaloguy (08/01/2014) [-]
I dont mind either comic makers, both have ups and downs but so does everything
In my opinion people can just be very over critical on this site
#154 - Picture 07/31/2014 on Try not to cringe too hard +2
#4 - "We've had one, yes. But what about a second movie?"  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Spongebob- "Sponge out of... +501
#175 - ineedthistothumb (08/01/2014) [-]
"I don't think he knows about second movie."
#142 - spacehawk (08/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - syfygeek (08/01/2014) [-]
im saving this and theres nothing you can do to stop me
User avatar #123 - chimpaflimp (08/01/2014) [-]
k
#2 - Have this.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on check comment #1 +63
User avatar #21 - bemmo (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know when I'll need this, but somehow, I will use it. I will.
#22 - epicpoke (07/31/2014) [-]
I thought that about this one too, and hey, now I can use it.
#19 - killjow (07/31/2014) [-]
This picture reminds me of Ed
User avatar #47 - sasquatchmaniaman (08/01/2014) [-]
Reminds me of plank.
#20 - The hottest it gets where I live is normally 30 degrees at mos…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Oh Britain +1
User avatar #39 - commontroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Parts of Arizona actually get pretty decently cold in the winter due to elevation. Not -50, but still surprisingly cold for it getting up to 122 occasionally in the summer.
#21 - ferron (07/29/2014) [-]
#14 - Oh christ please no.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Oh Britain +10
User avatar #18 - ferron (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, I'm sitting in New Mexico, it was only 102 degrees 39 Celsius the other day, it can get around 110 43 Celsius in Arizona, and you bitching about +10 Celsius. Hahahaha
#20 - carlonord (07/29/2014) [-]
The hottest it gets where I live is normally 30 degrees at most, if it's a bad year it might go above that. That kind of heat is a lot, any higher and we can't deal with it. I'd invite you to spend a while here in the winter though, when the temperatures regularly go below -30 and sometimes to -50.
User avatar #39 - commontroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Parts of Arizona actually get pretty decently cold in the winter due to elevation. Not -50, but still surprisingly cold for it getting up to 122 occasionally in the summer.
#21 - ferron (07/29/2014) [-]
#95 - What the actual **** . 07/27/2014 on doesnt matter, had sex. +15
#25 - This **** makes me homicidal. 07/27/2014 on "piss all over my hands and... +2
#9 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Wood +3
#41 - Forgot to log in. 07/26/2014 on English Summer 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Acne Men vs Women +43
#78 - toppone (07/25/2014) [-]
#77 - nipplelessmage (07/25/2014) [-]
#71 - shovelsandskulls (07/25/2014) [-]
Gross.
#70 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/25/2014) [-]
#65 - strelokkk (07/25/2014) [-]
#58 - turbodoosh (07/25/2014) [-]
T-this made me cringe..yet I am oddly relieved
User avatar #56 - novren (07/25/2014) [-]
Some sauce: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkVimOzqji0

And check this shit out www.popmypimple.com/
#94 - GeneralPuug (07/25/2014) [-]
So.Much.Why.
#53 - 4chan refugee (07/25/2014) [-]
#50 - karrikoto (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - armsdealer (07/25/2014) [-]
There's a GIF of that video?!?!










saved
#44 - Eichimaru (07/25/2014) [-]
What was it?
#88 - 4chan refugee (07/25/2014) [-]
A rather large cyst on his back full of nasty pimple shit. Pretty much the supersized version of your prom night pimple pop.
User avatar #59 - keltainenlumi (07/25/2014) [-]
A huge pimple?
#86 - Eichimaru has deleted their comment.
#42 - WhitePimp (07/25/2014) [-]
#37 - rustybutttickler (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - keltainenlumi (07/25/2014) [-]
I can masturbate to this.
#27 - repugnantpug (07/25/2014) [-]
Though to be fair, it's good he got that shit sorted.
#26 - GeneralPuug (07/25/2014) [-]
That probably smelled atrocious
User avatar #25 - alphadolan (07/25/2014) [-]
Do you know how good that would feel?
User avatar #30 - keltainenlumi (07/25/2014) [-]
too good
#23 - megayoming (07/25/2014) [-]
Plz no.
#14 - Holy **** . 07/24/2014 on Mosquito 0
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#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
#32 - medewu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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#22 to #21 - carlonord ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
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#14 - therealsuperderpy (08/08/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #12 - onefuckingskurut (08/01/2013) [-]
Fuuuu dude... this is turning out weird :รด
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