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#5 - >Having a boyfriend doesn't make someone exclusive. …  [+] (24 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Bitch of the year +50
User avatar #119 - instalation (03/24/2015) [-]
No no, mauerman is right. Unless you let someone know that they are supposed to be faithful, they don't have to.

I still feel sad to this day. I wish people still believed in being faithful, instead of being told that "everyone does it."
User avatar #130 - restuun (03/24/2015) [-]
Who hurt you
User avatar #13 - wotterpatch (03/23/2015) [-]
Not nescessarily.
Open relationships aren't to common publicly in america, but they happen quite frequently
User avatar #58 - makomirocket (03/24/2015) [-]
that's generally what dating is, boyfriend is when it gets the the exclusive point
User avatar #89 - wotterpatch (03/24/2015) [-]
No, an open relationship is generally when your primary partner can't meet your physical needs. They don't want to have sex as much as you do, and they don't mind you banging other people for that.
User avatar #15 - carlonord (03/23/2015) [-]
I've never seen anyone in an open relationship personally, but I see your point.
User avatar #16 - wotterpatch (03/23/2015) [-]
It's generally something people don't talk about because it's not really accepted in most cultures
#41 - ciacheczko (03/24/2015) [-]
Probably because it's not a relationship, but rather a "I want to fuck anyone I want like I'm single, but gee do I lack the emotional stability to actually stay single" thing.

People remain in a parody of relationship to have some sort of security in case if everything else fails, and call it "open relationship" because it sounds better than "backup plan".
User avatar #68 - satansferret (03/24/2015) [-]
maybe that's just your and quite a majority of others view on it. I've had an open relationship before that lasted about two years. Eventually it ended due to her wanting children and me not.
User avatar #17 - carlonord (03/23/2015) [-]
... Ya, I could see why, personally the idea is pretty repulsive in my mind, but I don't think I'd stop anyone else from having one.
User avatar #20 - mauerman (03/23/2015) [-]
well here in Denmark, it's very common

I'm currently banging a girl who's banging 2 other of my friends on the regular.
User avatar #110 - ryuggu (03/24/2015) [-]
don't insult my country like that, moron. If you feel like being with a slut, then it's fine with me, but don't say that this shit is common in Denmark, because it isn't...
#36 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
So because you do it that makes it common?
The girl is just a slag and well, at the least you have possibly several STDs.

In the UK it's not common, 'open relationship' is just a fancy way of saying 'friends with benefits', generally meaning that one is a slut and one is an asshole, there is no way I would want to shag someone I wasn't exclusive with.

Referring to someone as boy/girlfriend means you should be exclusive and it's always assumed you are because that's the whole point of a relationship, unless one of them is cheating, which just makes them an awful person and a whole other topic.
User avatar #21 - carlonord (03/23/2015) [-]
I've heard that Europe seems to be a lot more open with sexual things, so that doesn't even surprise me. That would never be possible for me though. I can't separate sex from love very well so even the idea of a casual encounter disgusts me, this includes friends with benefits.

Shame it's considered such a beta thing to love someone before sharing yourself with them.
User avatar #22 - mauerman (03/23/2015) [-]
thank based admin that we're all different in our own ways
User avatar #6 - mauerman (03/23/2015) [-]
relationship, sex, unless they actually advertise what they are doing, it's not valid.
User avatar #9 - carlonord (03/23/2015) [-]
... So what you're saying is that I have to specifically declare my gf off limits or else she's fair game? Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth or what?
User avatar #11 - mauerman (03/23/2015) [-]
have you never heard of friends with benefits?
User avatar #12 - carlonord (03/23/2015) [-]
Of course but a bf/gf is not a friend with benefits.
User avatar #14 - mauerman (03/23/2015) [-]
again, if you show it publicly, you're bf and gf. otherwise you're just having sex.

my guess is that the girl in this was not advertising she had an SO
User avatar #18 - carlonord (03/23/2015) [-]
See, now that makes more sense.
User avatar #19 - mauerman (03/23/2015) [-]
well i'm drunk, so I make a lot more sense to myself
#40 - plasticcup (03/24/2015) [-]
You're probably also retarded.

#87 - wimwam (03/24/2015) [-]
HFW logging in the tomorrow and seeing his own comments
#6 - That's not the whole comic, any one have the rest?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on The tale of a bear 0
#53 - Are you squishy Mcburd?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on a womans weakness +4
#54 - mcburd (03/22/2015) [-]
At the moment Im feeling a bit more poofy than anything else
#6 - MFW Playing Civ period. 03/22/2015 on Playing Civ 0
#4 - What I'm getting from this, is that we can't say that a woman … 03/22/2015 on Jesus Christ +229
#2 - She looks like Daniel Radcliffe, who both look like my female …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on software engineer +20
#7 - sirowlington (03/22/2015) [-]
#4 - K 03/22/2015 on Markiplier in the Hospital +7
#15 - I was about to say that I felt like I saw this comic before, t… 03/22/2015 on The Homeless +1
#4 - Don't know why either, just commenting so someone else can tell me. 03/22/2015 on The time is nigh 0
#6 - >Zebra >Goockle me moockle ya dick tickler 03/22/2015 on When yo squad roasts u for... +1
#55 - Female version 03/21/2015 on Found Admins shirt +4
#104 - Eh, I don't really know the situation, I live in a tiny town i… 03/20/2015 on ANGLO-SPHERE UNITE 0
#101 - Nah man, we've got asians. But asians are nice because they're…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on ANGLO-SPHERE UNITE 0
User avatar #103 - thesoulless (03/20/2015) [-]
Oh, really? I live in Halifax and I tend to see a lot more middle-eastern people than Asians.
User avatar #104 - carlonord (03/20/2015) [-]
Eh, I don't really know the situation, I live in a tiny town in the middle of the bush. we have one family of blacks, a minority of natives, and the rest is white as snow. But like I said, apparently the immigration policy is letting in a lot of middle-easterners lately, but I don't have facts. What I can tell you is that Halifax is a rarity, at least from what I know. Middle-Easterners are not in Thunder Bay, not in Sault St Marie, not Sudbury, hardly Toronto, and as far as I know not in the West. Though apparently the Quebecois are getting sick of their immigrants in Quebec, but take that with a grain of salt.
#3 - "Yes, we've had one, but what about a second Earth?"  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Another Earth? +147
User avatar #32 - rockmanfan (03/20/2015) [-]
what about MIDDLE earth?
User avatar #9 - themogreen (03/20/2015) [-]
lets face it. we humans are faggots.
User avatar #44 - lvlonemeepo (03/20/2015) [-]
There's some pretty baller humans, not even gonna lie, you might be a faggot, but I think I'm pretty neat. So I mean, speak for yourself.
#31 - isolovegames (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, but god damn if we aren't the most adventures faggots in the universe.
#28 - gangbangtime (03/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #11 - adunsaveme (03/20/2015) [-]
the edge
#6 - Nothing but losers? Nah. Teeming with losers? What si… 03/20/2015 on tru? 0
#2 - ******* seals 03/19/2015 on Dis is Mine...? +17
#100 - Nothing to add, just saying that It's a weird feeling to see T… 03/19/2015 on Jesus Christ, how horrifying. +1
#274 - French is very rarely used outside of Quebec, if ever. The nat… 03/19/2015 on I love being white 0
#4 - Comment deleted 03/19/2015 on It's hard to choose but... 0
#83 - I usually am all for discussing and plastering the whole messa… 03/19/2015 on burning feminists 0
#22 - Picture 03/18/2015 on Sim Logic +3
#140 - Ah, the return of the justice boner! With a ven… 03/18/2015 on girlfriend material comp 0
#139 - Maybe it's a matter of thinking you want something, then when … 03/18/2015 on girlfriend material comp 0
#138 - I like shy girls who have an emotional attachment to sex and d… 03/18/2015 on girlfriend material comp +1
#2 - I thought the fourth positive panel said Rum, vegetables, and … 03/18/2015 on Cuba embargo +3


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#44 - mcburd (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
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#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
#32 - medewu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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