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#8 - Legends die when we forget about them.  [+] (13 new replies) 07/28/2016 on Tank Feels +27
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#58 - totalnotito (07/28/2016) [-]
These Russian beasts (Russian tanks in general) are fucking immortal. My country used old Soviet tanks like T-34s taken from museums to fight with. They did the trick pretty damn fine. There is even a T-34 memorial near Petrinja where there was heavy fighting and tanks.
#62 - totalnotito (07/28/2016) [-]
Forgot to attach the picture
#18 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2016) [-]
#12 - spartantoaster (07/28/2016) [-]
"It is of no use comrade, I not move in many, many years. of more years than remember"
"Do what you will, I will not of move"
"Sparks fly from engine but I will never feel spark again comrade"
"why not give up comrade? Is what I have done."
*vrrrr
"Is of no use"
*vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"Is of givings up now?"
*vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"Comrade I have been of livings for much longer than you. I saw captain die. I saw crew flee. I see enemy of pass me while I could not of fighting them."
*vrrrrrrrrrr
"please of givings up."
*vrrrrrrrrr
"please of stopings, you reminding me of someone"
*vrrrrrrrr
"you reminding me of Dmitri"
*vrrrrrrr
"Dmitri was good gunner, he have girl to give ring"
*vrrrrrrrr
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#13 - spartantoaster (07/28/2016) [-]
"Dmitri of stay, when others run"
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"Dmitri hold enemy back while others run"
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"He of call to them to run while he holdings them back"
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"Dmitri... Dmitri fall over... while holding picture of girl..."
*vrrrrrrrr
"Dmitri of never giving up"
*vrrrr
"but Dmitri of dead"
*vrrrrrr
"and tank still of alive"
*vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"tank es alive but wishing were dead"
*VRrrrrrrrr
"If tank alive but wishings for dead, then what point of livings?"
*VRRRRrrrrr
"tank should, HAVE NEVER GIVEN UP"
*VRRRRRRRRRRrrr
"TANK IS NOT GIVING UP NOW"
*VRRRRRRRRRRr
"FOR MOTHER LAND. FOR DMITRI"
*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"OF THANKINGS YOU COMRADE! YOU OF REMIND ME WHY I AM TANK! OF WHY I DID MY JOB"
"where are we of going? to scrap yard? tank does of want to see Dmitri again"
"We are of goings to museum?!"
"will getting to see people I defended?"
"thank you comrade, once again you've shown my why I once fought..."
"I of thinking I will rest now"
*sleeping tank noises*
"huh... where of am I?"
"oh of in museum"
"Is... is that of picture of me and crew.... and... dmitri..."
"Oh Dmitri, if only you were of here, tellings our many adventures..."
"Well it is of looking like everything was of worth fighting for."
"I hope you watching Dmitri, the people are of smiling and the children are of laughing, we have done motherland good"
#99 - pwnfrnzy (07/28/2016) [-]
Beautiful.
#76 - sirfistalot (07/28/2016) [-]
nigga I m in tears,
that was beautiful
#70 - solenguy (07/28/2016) [-]
Damn you, you magnificent bastard that hurt me deep, but I loved every moment of it.
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#63 - jimmyrustlinhustla (07/28/2016) [-]
am cry
#26 - thekingofizalith (07/28/2016) [-]
I teared up. Keep doing God's work ccommrade
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#42 - pingun (07/28/2016) [-]
Same here man. Its good to feel human like this.
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#9 - carlonord (07/28/2016) [-]
Edit button please, basically an old ISU-152 was given a quick patchjob, a bit of clean up, and these guys drove it off the lot, this thing was sitting there for decades.
#36 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
Back in 2000-2002 they reeled one T-34/76 trophy-tank out from swamp lake in Estonia. (There is only 260 of T34-76 models made). Soviet tank had both sides insignia - tower had a writing "For soviet Estonia" but it also had German Iron crosses painted on sides.

www.mil.hiiumaa.ee/2000_09_14_kurtna_T-34-36/
It was fixed and almost without any spare parts they got it working. I've been inside of it and it really looks in good condition.
They also used it in a movie "1944"
1944 war movie drama Directed by Elmo Nganen
(It's in the trailer at 1.43 - riding through the building)

- WW2 enthusiast.
#3 - >Not having a four foot long dong for a schlong.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on he`s lowkey dry humping her +3
#5 - shamzizzle (07/27/2016) [-]
>Having a usable penis.
#240 - I'm the scat man.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on america 0
#241 - elseano (07/27/2016) [-]
I mean sure, go for it
#111 - I can understand that, but in my mind the pros FAR outweigh th… 07/27/2016 on america +4
#110 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on america 0
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#113 - regularorange (07/27/2016) [-]
Thats still 3 lost lives yo, but I get your point, although I think that due to the education and health in America, that more people resort to mugging and crime
#101 - Sold it to China, cause government is smart. 07/27/2016 on canada 0
#19 - Why? 07/27/2016 on Spoopy bean strikes again 0
#83 - Aint gunna delete that because it still gets my point across, … 07/27/2016 on america +9
#81 - Canadian here, have a Shotgun, don't plan on killing people an…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2016 on america +27
#232 - elseano (07/27/2016) [-]
I FUCKING KNOW THAT
I AM NOT SAYING GUNS ARE FUCKING EVIL
I AM SAYING THAT IT IS SAD THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK OWNING A GUN IS NESSECARY
FUCK THIS WEBSITE.
I know I know arguing online doesn't solve shit. Keep on grooving on fellow Canadian.
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#240 - carlonord (07/27/2016) [-]
I'm the scat man.
#241 - elseano (07/27/2016) [-]
I mean sure, go for it
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#97 - regularorange (07/27/2016) [-]
I just view it as scary that a lot of people can get guns, and that they can easily be pulled in public, if I lived in a country where someone can crack and start firing around him, of course I would get a gun too.
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#111 - carlonord (07/27/2016) [-]
I can understand that, but in my mind the pros FAR outweigh the cons. Could you imagine an axe murder going around on a train in Texas? They'd get three kills tops.
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#113 - regularorange (07/27/2016) [-]
Thats still 3 lost lives yo, but I get your point, although I think that due to the education and health in America, that more people resort to mugging and crime
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#83 - carlonord (07/27/2016) [-]
Aint gunna delete that because it still gets my point across, but wow you can tell I'm tired.
#36 - I saw a post, pictures included, of a guy who built a gun out … 07/27/2016 on A-Blazing Atheist +1