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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:8/31/2014
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#56 - No, but the point is he's in the negatives, so we even him out…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #57 - citizenofnecrocity (08/02/2014) [-]
This community, working together? Good luck with that.
#66 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
anon wills it
User avatar #58 - carlonord (08/02/2014) [-]
Every little bit helps.
#54 - He's a troll.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #55 - citizenofnecrocity (08/02/2014) [-]
So we reward trolls? Green or Red, he's looking for a reaction.
User avatar #56 - carlonord (08/02/2014) [-]
No, but the point is he's in the negatives, so we even him out. Look at his profile.
User avatar #57 - citizenofnecrocity (08/02/2014) [-]
This community, working together? Good luck with that.
#66 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
anon wills it
User avatar #58 - carlonord (08/02/2014) [-]
Every little bit helps.
#79 - Forgot to login.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Gearboy 0
#122 - confusedasian (08/01/2014) [-]
Almost every time I see him he's always whiny and annoying. I put it off until I finally talked to him once and that was enough. As for Tardasaa I actually liked her stuff. Some were meh, some were funny. Plus I actually liked the chainsaw teeth. I thought it was funny looking. This is just me though.
User avatar #90 - anotherhaloguy (08/01/2014) [-]
I dont mind either comic makers, both have ups and downs but so does everything
In my opinion people can just be very over critical on this site
#154 - Picture 07/31/2014 on Try not to cringe too hard +2
#4 - "We've had one, yes. But what about a second movie?"  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Spongebob- "Sponge out of... +501
#175 - ineedthistothumb (08/01/2014) [-]
"I don't think he knows about second movie."
#142 - spacehawk (08/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - syfygeek (08/01/2014) [-]
im saving this and theres nothing you can do to stop me
User avatar #123 - chimpaflimp (08/01/2014) [-]
k
#2 - Have this.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on check comment #1 +63
User avatar #21 - bemmo (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know when I'll need this, but somehow, I will use it. I will.
#22 - epicpoke (07/31/2014) [-]
I thought that about this one too, and hey, now I can use it.
#19 - killjow (07/31/2014) [-]
This picture reminds me of Ed
User avatar #47 - sasquatchmaniaman (08/01/2014) [-]
Reminds me of plank.
#20 - The hottest it gets where I live is normally 30 degrees at mos…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Oh Britain +1
User avatar #39 - commontroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Parts of Arizona actually get pretty decently cold in the winter due to elevation. Not -50, but still surprisingly cold for it getting up to 122 occasionally in the summer.
#21 - ferron (07/29/2014) [-]
#14 - Oh christ please no.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Oh Britain +10
User avatar #18 - ferron (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, I'm sitting in New Mexico, it was only 102 degrees 39 Celsius the other day, it can get around 110 43 Celsius in Arizona, and you bitching about +10 Celsius. Hahahaha
#20 - carlonord (07/29/2014) [-]
The hottest it gets where I live is normally 30 degrees at most, if it's a bad year it might go above that. That kind of heat is a lot, any higher and we can't deal with it. I'd invite you to spend a while here in the winter though, when the temperatures regularly go below -30 and sometimes to -50.
User avatar #39 - commontroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Parts of Arizona actually get pretty decently cold in the winter due to elevation. Not -50, but still surprisingly cold for it getting up to 122 occasionally in the summer.
#21 - ferron (07/29/2014) [-]
#95 - What the actual **** . 07/27/2014 on doesnt matter, had sex. +15
#25 - This **** makes me homicidal. 07/27/2014 on "piss all over my hands and... +2
#9 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Wood +3
#41 - Forgot to log in. 07/26/2014 on English Summer 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Acne Men vs Women +43
#78 - toppone (07/25/2014) [-]
#77 - nipplelessmage (07/25/2014) [-]
#71 - shovelsandskulls (07/25/2014) [-]
Gross.
#70 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/25/2014) [-]
#65 - strelokkk (07/25/2014) [-]
#58 - turbodoosh (07/25/2014) [-]
T-this made me cringe..yet I am oddly relieved
User avatar #56 - novren (07/25/2014) [-]
Some sauce: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkVimOzqji0

And check this shit out www.popmypimple.com/
#94 - GeneralPuug (07/25/2014) [-]
So.Much.Why.
#53 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
#50 - karrikoto (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - armsdealer (07/25/2014) [-]
There's a GIF of that video?!?!










saved
#44 - Eichimaru (07/25/2014) [-]
What was it?
#88 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
A rather large cyst on his back full of nasty pimple shit. Pretty much the supersized version of your prom night pimple pop.
User avatar #59 - keltainenlumi (07/25/2014) [-]
A huge pimple?
#86 - Eichimaru has deleted their comment.
#42 - WhitePimp (07/25/2014) [-]
#37 - rustybutttickler (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - keltainenlumi (07/25/2014) [-]
I can masturbate to this.
#27 - repugnantpug (07/25/2014) [-]
Though to be fair, it's good he got that shit sorted.
#26 - GeneralPuug (07/25/2014) [-]
That probably smelled atrocious
User avatar #25 - alphadolan (07/25/2014) [-]
Do you know how good that would feel?
User avatar #30 - keltainenlumi (07/25/2014) [-]
too good
#23 - megayoming (07/25/2014) [-]
Plz no.
#14 - Holy **** . 07/24/2014 on Mosquito 0
#67 - I'm gunna be honest, the skin and bones nature of his drawings…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Ship Wreck +1
#91 - nyanturtwig (07/23/2014) [-]
I was thinking the same thing.
those fucking legs man. They just look... wrong
#22 - I'm so damn tired and then I find this and I don't even … 07/23/2014 on Its not Incest if the balls... +1
#38 - Sure, add me! Steam name is the same as my FJ name. I'm the on…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on top-down rpgs 0
#39 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
done im currently called Lazy_:spiffo:
#36 - Maybe it's been improved since then, but thanks for the insigh…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on top-down rpgs 0
#37 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
give us a shout on steam if ya ever wanna play somethin i got near 400 games
User avatar #38 - carlonord (07/23/2014) [-]
Sure, add me! Steam name is the same as my FJ name. I'm the one with the hunter picture.
#39 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
done im currently called Lazy_:spiffo:
#33 - I usually just play the regular, figured I could take the chal…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2014 on top-down rpgs 0
#35 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
on a side note my best survivor lasted 135 days before i accidentally drank bleach
#34 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
i tried the multiplayer for awhile and have even tried to run my own (i cant get it to work properly) i spent about 15 minutes and found a dead guy with an axe, i took the axe and was ganked by about 5 bandits then my game crashed, i cant play multiplayer anymore however, due to modding the game its changed my lua files and disallows me from joining multiplayer games because it thinks im cheating
User avatar #36 - carlonord (07/23/2014) [-]
Maybe it's been improved since then, but thanks for the insight. Seems it's just DayZ, but with more to it. Also, nice one with the bleach.
#37 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
give us a shout on steam if ya ever wanna play somethin i got near 400 games
User avatar #38 - carlonord (07/23/2014) [-]
Sure, add me! Steam name is the same as my FJ name. I'm the one with the hunter picture.
#39 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
done im currently called Lazy_:spiffo:
#31 - > Just a bit of a learning curve I have yet to be …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/23/2014 on top-down rpgs 0
User avatar #41 - truffle (07/23/2014) [-]
Carefull planning and training, and eventually preparing for situations keeps you alive in this one
#32 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
play it george romero style normal zombies, no sight,pinpoint hearing,no smell, strong shamblers, normal loot distribution 0-2month water/electricity

thats what i play it with
User avatar #33 - carlonord (07/23/2014) [-]
I usually just play the regular, figured I could take the challenge. The game felt easier when it was the original map, but I'll try your settings. While I've got your attention, may I ask if you've tried the multiplayer? I've been trying to get friends into the game.
#35 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
on a side note my best survivor lasted 135 days before i accidentally drank bleach
#34 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
i tried the multiplayer for awhile and have even tried to run my own (i cant get it to work properly) i spent about 15 minutes and found a dead guy with an axe, i took the axe and was ganked by about 5 bandits then my game crashed, i cant play multiplayer anymore however, due to modding the game its changed my lua files and disallows me from joining multiplayer games because it thinks im cheating
User avatar #36 - carlonord (07/23/2014) [-]
Maybe it's been improved since then, but thanks for the insight. Seems it's just DayZ, but with more to it. Also, nice one with the bleach.
#37 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
give us a shout on steam if ya ever wanna play somethin i got near 400 games
User avatar #38 - carlonord (07/23/2014) [-]
Sure, add me! Steam name is the same as my FJ name. I'm the one with the hunter picture.
#39 - wafflesloll (07/23/2014) [-]
done im currently called Lazy_:spiffo:
#64 - Remember though, he was coming from inside a ship, which was h… 07/20/2014 on Dead Space +10
#62 - Space isn't actually that cold.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Dead Space 0
User avatar #63 - betars (07/20/2014) [-]
Some regions of space can reach down to absolute zero, equivalent to having zero energy left in that vacuum.

-459.67 Fahrenheit sounds pretty cold to me, just saying.
User avatar #64 - carlonord (07/20/2014) [-]
Remember though, he was coming from inside a ship, which was heated. In space there's a lack of particles to take heat from him, therefore it takes a long time for him to cool down. Let's add in the fact that he is generating heat himself AND the sun is beaming on to him a lot of the time.
#138 - You rolled my post. 07/18/2014 on Mermaid diaries 0
#60 - This is honestly just depressing. 07/17/2014 on Cards of Humanity +3
#81 - Made me hurt my rib laughing, good show! 07/17/2014 on Bet you all relate to this 0
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#29 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
#32 - medewu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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#14 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #12 - onefuckingskurut (08/01/2013) [-]
Fuuuu dude... this is turning out weird :รด
User avatar #11 - sirblane (07/30/2013) [-]
I love you
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