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#17 - Sucks when a smell reminds you of him or her though, it's a sh…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Stay classy Japan 0
User avatar #18 - twistedwoodthing (11/06/2014) [-]
Ah, that does suck buddy. I'm in a long-distance relationship so it's bittersweet for me. Sometimes I'll smell that someone has the same deodorant as him - it's not an entirely uncommon brand - but I've now got this emotional tie to it. So for a split second my brain gets all confused and annoyed like "that's not who I thought it was. How dare you trick me like this."
I sometimes wonder if I'm not actually a dog.
#19 - carlonord (11/06/2014) [-]
I've only had one girlfriend, and she used a lot of different smells so a lot is tied to her. She's the source of my all time favourite scent and every time I smell it, my mind just seems to reset. Like I lose my step and have a bit of trouble processing thoughts. Doesn't help that I'm still emotionally tied to this person and see her almost everyday.

And what you put there is another reason I refuse long-distance, too much wanting to be there, not enough snuggles.
User avatar #20 - twistedwoodthing (11/06/2014) [-]
As long distance goes, it's not terribly far, only an hour's drive (not that either of us has access to a car that often). I *do* miss snuggles a lot though.
User avatar #21 - carlonord (11/06/2014) [-]
Ever consider taking a bus? Those tend to work out pretty well and are cheaper than driving.
User avatar #22 - twistedwoodthing (11/06/2014) [-]
You underestimate the shittiness of my province. Since the town he's in isn't on the main route to anywhere, there's no bus service between us except rented tours and shuttle services, both of which are expensive. Once I have my full licence there's a van I know I'll be able to borrow relatively often, but that's still a couple months off at least.
User avatar #23 - carlonord (11/06/2014) [-]
Province? You Canadian too? If so, you don't need your full license to borrow a van and go on the highway, just your G2. Unless you're not in Canada, or the rules on driving differ between provinces in which case idk.
User avatar #24 - twistedwoodthing (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes I'm Canadian, and sorry, I should have specified: once I've taken my road test. I have my learners at present, which means that if I want to drive anyone anywhere I need someone with a complete licence to supervise, and they're the only other person allowed while I drive. Essentially, I have to not only borrow a car but a fellow driver as well.
User avatar #25 - carlonord (11/06/2014) [-]
Ah OK, you should've specified that you only had your G1, I actually just got my G2 this last summer. (^-^) You're gunna love it when you can drive alone.
User avatar #26 - twistedwoodthing (11/06/2014) [-]
I hope so, I don't like it all that much so far. I probably just need more practice, but it still makes me really nervous.
User avatar #27 - carlonord (11/06/2014) [-]
The nervousness goes away very quickly once you're done your road test. Just blast some tunes and try to stop yourself from going 40kmh over. Seriously, I find myself having to fight the urge to go to the highway solely to put the pedal to the floor. And of course with all things the more you do it, the easier it is, I for one hate driving where there's lights and multiple lanes, shit terrifies me. But of course, I live in a small town in the bush of Ontario, so I don't do it much.
#31 - PSA for you guys, if you decide to get in this game, make damn… 11/06/2014 on So I was playing ArcheAge.. 0
#198 - The leg one where it's full of fat? Sure, but where is the mus… 11/06/2014 on Shocking effects of self harm 0
#5 - See, I know that mustard rice is a big circle jerk, but it kin…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2014 on glorious pc gaming master race +7
User avatar #41 - nikolaier (11/06/2014) [-]
I wanna see that guy play a RTS game on a console. Bonus points if its good.
#49 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Please check yourself.
User avatar #50 - nikolaier (11/06/2014) [-]
to lazy to search for it right now
User avatar #15 - instalation (11/06/2014) [-]
I've seen plenty of ads for strictly PC games... on the internet...
#306 - First I'm a tremendous faggot, now I'm a ****** t… 11/05/2014 on leave me alone 0
#2 - He's right, we wear maple syrup gel suits. It protects us from… 11/05/2014 on A Canadian visits New York +8
#35 - I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day. 11/05/2014 on ITS SO FLUFFY 0
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I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day.
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I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day.
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I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day.
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I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day.
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I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day.
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I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day.
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I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day.
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I'm out of pics of that cat, have a gif of this dog having a good day.
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#15 - Picture 11/05/2014 on Something to screw for you +35
#17 - That ripped up foxy IS one of the new ones, why it's ripped up…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Help? 0
#19 - hurpfry (11/04/2014) [-]
In the trailer, the drawings on the wall show children holding the head of the new one, so maybe it was an accident with the children destroying it.
#28 - I dated someone quite similar, a control freak. She happened t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Hide The Pain Harold +5
#106 - ffffffffuuuuuuuu (11/05/2014) [-]
Thanks man. I hope things have worked out for you. It sounds like you're better off.
#10 - Why'd you break up?  [+] (21 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Hide The Pain Harold +1
#20 - ffffffffuuuuuuuu (11/04/2014) [-]
cause I was alone for 20 years, and I liked my alone time. She'd want to spend all day everyday with me, which wouldn't be bad, but we constantly had to do stuff she wanted to do. If I wanted to watch something I liked, she'd get mad. If I played video games, she'd get mad. If I wanted to hang out with friends, she'd get mad. If I talked to pretty girls, even coworkers, she'd get mad. I went from being free and irresponsible and being able to talk to whoever I want, to being trapped, held down, and getting pressured into marriage and moving in with her and raising her kid.
#36 - willys (11/04/2014) [-]
You made the right choice, man. Those girls are not the type you want to stay with. They feel terrible about themselves subconsciously and try to compensate to make themselves feel "whole" by shoving another person into the gap in their lives. Problem is, because they do that, they feel they have to control you. It can turn pretty abusive and fucked up. Even worse, when you care about them, you kind of give them some of that control so when you get out of the relationship, you suddenly feel like you've lost a chunk of yourself.

If you can't tell, I'm speaking from personal experience. I was in that situation for 2 and a half years. Trust me, give it time and you're going to realize you're better off without someone like that and you can grow from the experience.

Keep your head up, friend. You've got your whole life left to experience.
#105 - ffffffffuuuuuuuu (11/05/2014) [-]
Thanks man. I dated her for 2 and a half years as well. The last 6 months or so I was constantly fighting with her and planning to break up with her. But sometimes I'd really realllyyyy try to make things work. Then one day I just couldn't do it anymore. It almost did turn abusive. I've never ever yelled at the top of my lungs until I was with her. And I'm a pretty chill guy. Thank you for your comment, it made me feel better. You're awesome
#137 - willys (11/06/2014) [-]
Glad I could help! If it got as bad as things did for me, you might find as the months go by that you don't feel like yourself anymore sometimes. Along the lines of how you said you're a chill guy but things got so out of hand that you yelled like you never have...yeah I know that feeling exactly and it sucks. Just remember that you still are who you are. If you had the courage to end it, then you're strong enough that nobody can take your identity away no matter what else they might get a hold of. It just feels like it sometimes.
#140 - ffffffffuuuuuuuu (11/06/2014) [-]
So do you think it'll get worse? When did you really finally get over it and not care anymore? Or will that point ever come?
#146 - willys (11/07/2014) [-]
Oh no I'm not saying it'll get worse. Nobody can say that for sure. I'm just saying if you go through that phase to not let it discourage you. I've been out of that relationship for about 5 months now and while I still care, I'm at the point where it doesn't affect my life anymore. It won't last forever.
User avatar #28 - carlonord (11/04/2014) [-]
I dated someone quite similar, a control freak. She happened to be my first girlfriend and my only one so far. It was always her way or the highway, and I worked incessantly to please her. The big difference is that I didn't have the heart to break up willingly, even after the abuse she put me through, so eventually she dumped me as soon as she figured she found someone better. You made the right choice, no need to be upset.
#106 - ffffffffuuuuuuuu (11/05/2014) [-]
Thanks man. I hope things have worked out for you. It sounds like you're better off.
#27 - ssheinrich (11/04/2014) [-]
seems to me, you made the right call

cheer up bud
#104 - ffffffffuuuuuuuu (11/05/2014) [-]
Thanks man, that helped
#26 - harala (11/04/2014) [-]
Been there too man. Lasted 4 years and a half with one just like that. It's difficult to get over it but you'll get there. Talk to me if you like man.
#107 - ffffffffuuuuuuuu (11/05/2014) [-]
Thanks for the comment man. I know I'll be fine. It just sucks. I'm not beta, but I'm very picky. She was my first real gf that I've had for more than a week, and whats worse is she has a kid, so I fell in love with both of them. It's hard man/
User avatar #128 - harala (11/05/2014) [-]
I know what you mean. I'd drink a beer with you if I could.
User avatar #64 - theinternetaddict (11/05/2014) [-]
I want to hug everyone in this comment stream and tell them it's going to be alright. You got me right in the feels
#129 - harala (11/05/2014) [-]
*no homo*
User avatar #131 - theinternetaddict (11/05/2014) [-]
you really don't have to worry about that
#133 - harala (11/05/2014) [-]
alright
User avatar #134 - theinternetaddict (11/05/2014) [-]
dude,what's this?? : P
User avatar #135 - harala (11/05/2014) [-]
So, you haven't played Doom in your life. They're Doom bad guys, but cute.
User avatar #136 - theinternetaddict (11/05/2014) [-]
Well, I'm not proud of it. But it's never too late
#108 - ffffffffuuuuuuuu (11/05/2014) [-]
*hugs* thanks man, sorry to make you feel so much.
#21 - The level of *********** is getting out of hand. 11/04/2014 on well excuuuuuse me princess +1
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#1 - That last video. 11/03/2014 on Nasheed Comp. +1
#60 - More than you. 11/03/2014 on Holy Christmas +16
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#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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ur gay
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u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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#14 - therealsuperderpy (08/08/2013) [-]
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Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
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