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carlonord

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:3/01/2015
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#14 - Casual 01/03/2015 on get on my lvl m8 +6
#303 - I admire you for trying so damn hard to help anakie. I persona… 01/03/2015 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 1:... 0
#45 - I was really tired and decided to ask my cousin if he wanted t… 01/03/2015 on "Cats don't show affection" +1
#62 - y 01/03/2015 on New Year's Revolution 0
#16 - Something bothering you? Ya seem a bit stressed out.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on what would you dew? +1
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (01/03/2015) [-]
yes
my boyfriend rather talk to strangers on grindr than me atm
#68 - My faith in humanity is now lost to the void. What do yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Viva La Feminism! No More... 0
User avatar #70 - justsomechickyo (01/03/2015) [-]
Well I didn't know.... plus it's pry the one and only thing w/ "feminism" you'd enjoy

And your welcome
#43 - Picture 01/03/2015 on carlonord's profile 0
#249 - Have a nice day, and puglets!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on gugek's profile 0
User avatar #250 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
dear god so cute. thank you.
#44 - MFW anything that starts with feminist/feminism. How does one …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Viva La Feminism! No More... +8
User avatar #66 - justsomechickyo (01/03/2015) [-]
feministactivism.org/

Try this.... you'll love it No but for real, click it
User avatar #68 - carlonord (01/03/2015) [-]
My faith in humanity is now lost to the void. What do you take me for, some kind of newfag?


Thanks though bae
User avatar #70 - justsomechickyo (01/03/2015) [-]
Well I didn't know.... plus it's pry the one and only thing w/ "feminism" you'd enjoy

And your welcome
#84 - Here have this. 01/02/2015 on Bella +4
#83 - Well that was a ride. 01/02/2015 on Bella +14
#20 - Remember guys this story isn't necessarily real, have a kitten… 01/02/2015 on SuperDad 0
#21 - Having been nearly hypothermic once and have gone camping in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on How I think this year is... 0
User avatar #35 - arandomanon (01/02/2015) [-]
Funny because I happened to suffer the opposite experience. I went hiking once and it was way too hot and way too sunny. I suffered a heat wave and almost collapsed right there if it wasn't because some guy saw what was happening and recognized the symptoms so he inmediately dragged me to some shadow and poured me some water on my head.
It's true, physically we are more prepared to deal with heat better than to deal with cold but I still hate heat.
#8 - >Twerking >Hot Really guys? 01/02/2015 on Hot White Girl Twerking +1
#8 - Oh ya? 01/01/2015 on Science is fun 0
#34 - Origin may have died, but CIG has risen to take their place. I… 01/01/2015 on Year of the Micropay 0
#12 - Ya that too, imagine a hundred foot tall waifu doing battle, w… 01/01/2015 on CYOA Power Armour +1
#10 - Funnier yet, imagine a tracked fortress with a grappling hook,…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2015 on CYOA Power Armour +1
User avatar #27 - dangercliff (01/02/2015) [-]
>misclick
>enormous underground flesh worm with 15 people in it collapses in an instant to a wristband-sized piece of metal around one of their arms.
> whathaveidone.mp 3
>other 14 people nowhere to be found, got crushed into the friendship bracelet
>ground around him caves in
>tries to expand into fortress form, but there is no air to take in
>vacuum created by the unfolding power fortress sucks in the dirt instead
>suffocate
#8 - I'm just trying to imagine how most of these would work with t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2015 on CYOA Power Armour +1
User avatar #13 - leafonthewind (01/02/2015) [-]
mobile orgy
User avatar #11 - paddypancake (01/01/2015) [-]
Sexy Fortress?
User avatar #12 - carlonord (01/01/2015) [-]
Ya that too, imagine a hundred foot tall waifu doing battle, with tracks and a giant knife... all sorts of fuckery here.
User avatar #10 - carlonord (01/01/2015) [-]
Funnier yet, imagine a tracked fortress with a grappling hook, has storage for a couple more grenades, and is also collapsible, aliens I tell ya.
User avatar #27 - dangercliff (01/02/2015) [-]
>misclick
>enormous underground flesh worm with 15 people in it collapses in an instant to a wristband-sized piece of metal around one of their arms.
> whathaveidone.mp 3
>other 14 people nowhere to be found, got crushed into the friendship bracelet
>ground around him caves in
>tries to expand into fortress form, but there is no air to take in
>vacuum created by the unfolding power fortress sucks in the dirt instead
>suffocate
#19 - It's cool/cute for a month or two, but after that it generally… 01/01/2015 on Carrying too much to run +3
#16 - Well your article implied that you thought they were dangerous… 01/01/2015 on Imsurethe comments will... 0
#14 - Ya umm, I'm pretty sure that you'd be fine unless you sat ther…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Imsurethe comments will... 0
User avatar #15 - hudis (01/01/2015) [-]
I'd be fine if I crawled through a tunnel full of cockroaches too but that doesn't mean I'm gonna do it voluntarily.
User avatar #16 - carlonord (01/01/2015) [-]
Well your article implied that you thought they were dangerous, being scared of something is different.
#26 - Couldn't you just measure the state of the entangled particles…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2015 on 2014 Science, Pave the way! +2
User avatar #50 - neoexdeath (01/01/2015) [-]
You can, that's basically the gist of it. Using entangled particles to transfer data at FTL speeds through a principle we don't entirely grok yet. Quantum Computing can basically take a harddrive made of entangled particles and use it to rapidly transmit binary code...possibly even trinary, if they can get multiple states.
User avatar #71 - Grok (01/08/2015) [-]
I was very briefly confused when I saw I was mentioned in a comment
User avatar #65 - questionableferret (01/01/2015) [-]
Or maybe even fournary!
#37 - Picture 12/31/2014 on In that moment of time I 0
#98 - I admire that you tried so damn hard, but holy hell man. You e… 12/31/2014 on Skyrim +2

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#44 - mcburd (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by carlonord
#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
#32 - medewu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - aczzoh ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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