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carlonord

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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:4/26/2015
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#2 - Comment deleted 02/04/2015 on Super yes 0
#92 - While I prefer girly girls just a little bit more than tom boy… 02/03/2015 on Awwwww shit +2
#50 - Once when I was really young, I woke up just as I was rolling … 02/03/2015 on scariest feeling 0
#67 - yes, when two barrels isn't enough. 02/03/2015 on nigga pranks his dad +1
#13 - He did an AMA on Reddit, also where are your glasses?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on (fe)male genitalia 0
#14 - wolfwithglasses (02/02/2015) [-]
contacts are a thing c:
#101 - Why do you look fried mcburd?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Equal Rights, Lefts, and... +1
User avatar #117 - mcburd (02/02/2015) [-]
Doritoburd
#201 - fefe (02/02/2015) [-]
are doritoburds tasty?
#180 - That's actually what it looked like, the jews photoshopped eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on German War Machine... +1
#181 - satrenkotheone (02/02/2015) [-]
#9 - yup 02/02/2015 on Random Comp 3 0
#7 - Maybe they had a girlfriend? Maybe they believe in saving that…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Random Comp 3 +9
User avatar #8 - sacredmagic (02/02/2015) [-]
I suppose we can never know for sure.
User avatar #9 - carlonord (02/02/2015) [-]
yup
#5 - Comment deleted 02/02/2015 on Robert 0
#99 - Space Engineers mentioned, swell with Medieval Engineers hype … 02/01/2015 on Why?? +1
#103 - I didn't want to believe it either.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on canada throws shade 0
#108 - fishinyourface (02/01/2015) [-]
fuck's sake. I don't understand why the head of a company is even allowed to do this type of shit with companies that have history in Canada. It's the same thing with companies like Hudson's Bay. Apparently profit is a fuck ton more important than history and pride.
#3 - With his mouth.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Family Guy Comp 4 +30
User avatar #11 - sasoriofsand (02/02/2015) [-]
I think the point he is trying to make is that chocolate kills dogs...
#12 - pridefulmatthew (02/02/2015) [-]
Not all dogs.
User avatar #13 - Greevon (02/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's harmful to all dogs. The only thing that varies is how much it takes to kill them.

I don't worry too much if my beast of a pit bull gets into a bit of chocolate cake or something small like that, but I try not to risk it anyway. A smaller dog, and I would be far more worried.

I also heard that onion thins their blood a lot, so I avoid giving him things with onion in it.
#43 - So, are you implying that if she was wearing any article of cl… 02/01/2015 on Ellen Page +1
#92 - Tim Hortons is owned by Burger King, therefore it's no longer …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2015 on canada throws shade 0
#101 - fishinyourface (02/01/2015) [-]
I....I don't want to believe this how could they
#108 - fishinyourface (02/01/2015) [-]
fuck's sake. I don't understand why the head of a company is even allowed to do this type of shit with companies that have history in Canada. It's the same thing with companies like Hudson's Bay. Apparently profit is a fuck ton more important than history and pride.
#200 - Sorry for the rant.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit... 0
#204 - fefe (01/31/2015) [-]
That's alright buddy.

I am sorry you had to go through all of that though, a lot of people have to go through unfortunate events, and you're one of them - welcome to the club lad ;)

But that shit does not define us, but we can learn from it, grow stronger. I would like to hope that you will never be a stepping stool to a woman again - or man for that matter. It takes a lot to get through pain and sadness, but it takes more to learn from it and use it to your advantage.

I detest people that do such things to other people, there are so many good people out there though, no matter where you are - hope you find someone soon, cause it will change your world (be it just great friends or something romantic).
#199 - I had literally no self worth at all. I constantly felt that e…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit... +2
User avatar #200 - carlonord (01/31/2015) [-]
Sorry for the rant.
#204 - fefe (01/31/2015) [-]
That's alright buddy.

I am sorry you had to go through all of that though, a lot of people have to go through unfortunate events, and you're one of them - welcome to the club lad ;)

But that shit does not define us, but we can learn from it, grow stronger. I would like to hope that you will never be a stepping stool to a woman again - or man for that matter. It takes a lot to get through pain and sadness, but it takes more to learn from it and use it to your advantage.

I detest people that do such things to other people, there are so many good people out there though, no matter where you are - hope you find someone soon, cause it will change your world (be it just great friends or something romantic).
#183 - ... my ex did all of this to me except number 6, plus more tha…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit... 0
#191 - fefe (01/31/2015) [-]
And why didn't you leave her?

Honestly curious, no trying to bash or anything.
User avatar #199 - carlonord (01/31/2015) [-]
I had literally no self worth at all. I constantly felt that everyone around me hated me or just wanted me to go away, I felt like a disgusting waste of genetics. This was in high school in grade 9-10 a few years ago, for some context, blame it on angst if you will but a lot of people around me tended to avoid being within 6 feet of me, especially the girls.

My ex wasn't beautiful, she wasn't drop dead gorgeous or anything, most people thought she was ugly. What mattered most to me is that she tried to always make me smile. Gradually I failed to notice that she wasn't the prettiest, and just enjoyed being around her. Probably helped that she was desperate for my attention and at one point asked if she could be my friend with benefits if I wouldn't date her. All this stuff started to disappear after 2 months of dating.

She got controlling, telling me what to eat, what to wear, when to speak, and who to speak to, among worse things. She got me to change my hair, got me to spend almost all my time with her, and even got me to fucking carry her to and from school (I'm 6ft, she's 5'2). She demanded that I be at her call, and drop anything I was doing to go see her, she'd get violent if I didn't. She even got mad at me if I didn't carry her bags to go play ringette, and would blame me for being late.

She eventually started calling me a pervert for wanting to kiss her, for basically anything past a hug, and even those got rare. Before the major abuse we attempted to go all the way, she called me a rapist and many other things. This happened more, and everytime she'd suddenly change her mind and call me a rapist, even if she started it and I refused. She'd say I wasn't taking care of her if I refused, she'd say I was being mean if I didn't buy her things, and that I was disgusting if I didn't shave my face and chest perfectly.

She tried to get me to join her cult of a church that believed they could perform miracles with 'Angel Speak', I joined just to make her happy, cause when I told her I didn't want to, she got upset and demanded I go for for weeks after.

She made me hate myself more and more, she would slap, kick, bite and more, and would justify it as I'm bigger than her, so I can take it and that I deserve it. Her friends did it too, with less vigour though. It got to the point where everyone could see it all but me, and I refused to see it until months after she dumped me. But if you thought everything before was bad, hear this.

I was finally getting myself back together, hearing my cousin about how I need to stand up for myself and get up from out under her foot. I told her we needed to take a break, I still loved her, but I need time to myself for a week or so. She then dumped me a few days after, for a guy that she said she didn't even like. She would then call me just to tell me how much better he was than me, how much she loved him and all. She told me that he was an 11/10 if I was a 4/10 for comparison, and that he was perfect. She did everything to hurt me she could've at that point, but I'll spare the details.

I got suicidal, couldn't sleep, just cried and cried and cried. No one even tried to talk to me, my mother just told me get over it, cause what can she do right? Every day just more messages on fb from her, wanting to talk to me about him. Eventually I just up and tried to kill myself with a knife, stopped myself there though.

Sorry for the rant, always nice to vent. But the reason I stayed with her through all that, is for three words, "I Love You". I was a man of words, not actions then, so I believed when someone proclaimed love, they mean't it, I know I did. I loved the feeling of being able to hold someone, to hear them say they loved you, to be able to be there for them when they were upset, just all of it. After the first few months that began to change, I just held on hoping it would come back. I hated myself with a passion, still do, but she made me feel important, if only a little bit.
User avatar #200 - carlonord (01/31/2015) [-]
Sorry for the rant.
#204 - fefe (01/31/2015) [-]
That's alright buddy.

I am sorry you had to go through all of that though, a lot of people have to go through unfortunate events, and you're one of them - welcome to the club lad ;)

But that shit does not define us, but we can learn from it, grow stronger. I would like to hope that you will never be a stepping stool to a woman again - or man for that matter. It takes a lot to get through pain and sadness, but it takes more to learn from it and use it to your advantage.

I detest people that do such things to other people, there are so many good people out there though, no matter where you are - hope you find someone soon, cause it will change your world (be it just great friends or something romantic).
#13 - ... What's cringy about this? Do you like being called a male?…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Denser Than the Ocean +15
#60 - fefe (01/30/2015) [-]
crikey...do you see what i see? It's a human in his nest. This one's a male. You can tell by the way he unsticks balls from his legs. Aint he a beaut?
User avatar #16 - dndxplain (01/30/2015) [-]
a male is literally what I am. if someone says "hey, look at that male" and points to me I'm not gonna be offended. it's retarded as shit.
User avatar #49 - roddor (01/30/2015) [-]
You are also literally a thing.
If someone pointed at you and said "look at that thing", how would you feel.
User avatar #51 - dndxplain (01/30/2015) [-]
that's less and less specific.
#29 - fefe (01/30/2015) [-]
Didn't stop black people from not wanting to be called Negroes.
User avatar #30 - dndxplain (01/30/2015) [-]
we still call them negros, technically. negro is spanish for black. we call them black. ergo, they're still negros.
#50 - roddor (01/30/2015) [-]
Try explaining that to a black person after calling them a negro.
User avatar #52 - dndxplain (01/30/2015) [-]
you must think I'm white
#59 - fefe (01/30/2015) [-]
"we still call them negros" -dndexplain 2015

who are we
#19 - derius (01/30/2015) [-]
"hey, look at that fiiiiiiine male specimen"
User avatar #20 - dndxplain (01/30/2015) [-]
oh stop it you
User avatar #17 - kexio (01/30/2015) [-]
not offensive just weird.
#36 - Implying that Admin isn't the hulk. 01/30/2015 on Civil War +8
#8 - Gif from another angle. 01/28/2015 on Not a party person +2
#4 - Further proof that being gay is unnatural. 01/28/2015 on Child -2
#25 - I was expecting sharks, but I think that I might go nuts out o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Pop-up book of phobias +1
User avatar #31 - dominomnom (01/28/2015) [-]
Finally, someone who understands
#59 - There's also a woman who used her vibrator on her baby boy to …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Weaboos make terrible parents 0
User avatar #60 - phantomi (01/27/2015) [-]
that's fucking messed up
#12 - I keep restarting Skyrim to play as a different character, but… 01/27/2015 on Repetitive Gaming +1

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#44 - mcburd (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by carlonord
#29 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
#32 - medewu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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