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#88 - Friend, you're far from the first person to worry about those … 06/28/2014 on such is life 0
#83 - Except you won't.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on such is life 0
#85 - darthblam (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm 18 and just graduated high school. I had no relationships at all through it, barely anyone I could consider a friend, and mediocre grades with no plans or anything set for a college.
I'm overweight, shy as fuck, still haven't gotten a job, and have no idea what to do with my life.

I know I'm young and still have a lot of time to figure these things out, but sitting and thinking about them all at once just doesn't feel good.. and when it starts I can't stop it for a while..

I'm not asking for nice and sympathetic things to be said to me (though I appreciate it) , just venting like this helps me a bit.

It's 2:30 AM here.. I'm going to sleep..
#88 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
Friend, you're far from the first person to worry about those kinds of things. I personally am 16 and just graduated grade 11, so I'll be in the same boat as you soon enough. Hell, I've had most of those fears for a while now.

As my family tells me, just worry about going to the best college you can. Friends, lovers, and everything else will just sort itself out once you've dealt with that. I don't understand it yet, but they tell me that college is totally different.

You'll meet all sorts of new people, and unless you're some kind of cunt, you're bound to find friends! It doesn't matter how shy you are, stand up, look your best, and be nice. Even if you don't approach someone, someone might find you. My uncle told me something, and he told me it was the best advice he'd ever gotten. "Don't go looking for someone" Cause look at it this way, what'll happen if you spend all your time looking for someone? You wouldn't have done much else except that.

Besides, does it matter? Even if you don't find someone there, maybe elsewhere! Travel the world! See everything, everyone! Eat Chinese food in South Africa, or meet a native american in Germany and go skydiving with him! Plan for a foundation, and make the rest up as you go.

And man, being overweight is no issue. At your age you can drop weight like it's NOTHING! I lost 30 pounds in a few months by simply PARTICIPATING in gym class, which was nothing but laps and some simple exercises 80% of the time. Find a gym when you go to college and keep at it! I joined one just last week and am already seeing improvements after only going 5 times.

It's not as scary as it seems, you just need to look at your problems a different light! Instead of "This is what's wrong" look at it like; "How can I make these problems my bitches?" Another piece of advice; Always pick the path that'll give you the best stories, pretty obvious why that is.

Anyway, good night! And vent all you want if it helps, I always listen to everyone.
#21 - Devoured by Life 06/28/2014 on How Will YOU Die? 0
#4 - Did somebody say Polis?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) +20
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** CABBAGE ARTYOM
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [-]
yay, metro!
User avatar #12 - eezo (06/28/2014) [-]
I EYM ARTYOM
#8 - dingdongpancakes (06/28/2014) [-]
yes my pic is S.T.A.L.K.E.R but i sadly don't have any metro pics
User avatar #21 - pulluspardus (06/28/2014) [-]
Get out of here Stalker.
#46 - dingdongpancakes (06/29/2014) [-]
#166 - I'd be pretty stupid to say that I know all, I'm too young. … 06/28/2014 on I Forgot -1
#150 - I'm gunna have to give you points for actually having some pro…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on I Forgot 0
User avatar #152 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and thank you for looking at it from all angles, rather than arguing that you know all and blahblahblah
User avatar #166 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
I'd be pretty stupid to say that I know all, I'm too young.

As for your conversation with Timmy the Wanker, he does make a few points which aren't stupid Some of his arguments are more of social construsts rather than actual biological imprints, but I'm no expert , however the majority of his argument revolves around the idea that biological impulses cannot be overridden and are inherent to either gender, which is a steaming pile of galactic bullshit.

That'd mean that every time a man gets a boner, he immediately turns into a sexual animal that cannot rest until he's released. Idk what's up with him, but I'm pretty sure I've got the willpower to say no to the first drunken sorority girl that splits her legs open.

Anyway there's no point for me to address the whole damn thing, since you already know it. I'd like to say one thing, comments like this;

oh my fucking god
you are a moron
moron
moron
moron
this whole discussion is whether or not it's ok to judge a woman for having multiple sex partners
holy motherfucking shit


DO NOT help you get your point across, needlessly name calling is just immature.
User avatar #151 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I know it had to do with the feminism comment
but forreal, every issue in life is now blamed on feminists
it's irritating as fuck

and I know. my whole point was that double standards are everywhere. everyone faces them. but as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I did not blame feminism I blamed evolutionary biology.
User avatar #160 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
uh.. I never said you did
I said all issues in men's lives is somehow now blamed on feminism
User avatar #163 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
" as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality. " - This is called implication by association.
#1 - It looks nice, I can't wait to see more! 06/28/2014 on Working on anim for FJ. Pls... 0
#25 - I don't think that's a double standard that's perpetuated here…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/27/2014 on I Forgot +2
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [-]
I think they have that view and those expectations because that's how they are. They're not virgins by choice and have been turned down by the hot girls who have plenty of options of who to date/sleep with. So they want a boring, plain, never-seen-a-dick-before-girl.
User avatar #28 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
mind you, this link I posted
it's on content where guys were crying about double standards they face.
#150 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm gunna have to give you points for actually having some proof to show me. I'm pretty surprised that some people here think as such. Though I'm pretty sure part of the rage you brought down was cause you mentioned feminism.

Anyway, the content was fine, albeit kind of a null point as if the girl you're with doesn't take care of herself she's not that great. Besides that, it's pretty stupid to say that it's ok for one side to do things if the other can't, although exceptions such as breastfeeding children should be best left to women I think...

I'm gunna through my own opinion in on the topic as well, which is that I dislike the idea of having numerous partners or one-night-stands. I love romance and the thought of building a loving relationship rather than having sex because I feel like it is without a doubt one of the most beautiful things in the world, to me. Of course I won't shove this onto others and if that's the way they'd like to live then feel friggin free, I just don't like it, to the point that I feel less attracted to promiscuous girls. By that I mean anyone that's had a number of different partners, like 3 or more. And no, I don't even own a damn fedora, I can have preferences and opinions too.

This doesn't mean that I support slut shaming by any means, because as I said, it's your choice. Does it make you a sex object? In some cases I've seen girls gain popularity solely because they'll suck anybody off, so I'd say it certainly has the possibility. And it's that kind of behavior that should be discouraged, cause it's fucking disgusting.

Lemme get back on track here though. The double standard surrounding sex between genders is bullshit, the guys who say it's ok for guys but not for girls are stupid. It's not like it affects you, if you want a girl that hasn't done it much or with many people, find one. Let the people who aren't like that be that way.

Have a GIF because I ranted a bit and GIFs are cool.
User avatar #152 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and thank you for looking at it from all angles, rather than arguing that you know all and blahblahblah
User avatar #166 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
I'd be pretty stupid to say that I know all, I'm too young.

As for your conversation with Timmy the Wanker, he does make a few points which aren't stupid Some of his arguments are more of social construsts rather than actual biological imprints, but I'm no expert , however the majority of his argument revolves around the idea that biological impulses cannot be overridden and are inherent to either gender, which is a steaming pile of galactic bullshit.

That'd mean that every time a man gets a boner, he immediately turns into a sexual animal that cannot rest until he's released. Idk what's up with him, but I'm pretty sure I've got the willpower to say no to the first drunken sorority girl that splits her legs open.

Anyway there's no point for me to address the whole damn thing, since you already know it. I'd like to say one thing, comments like this;

oh my fucking god
you are a moron
moron
moron
moron
this whole discussion is whether or not it's ok to judge a woman for having multiple sex partners
holy motherfucking shit


DO NOT help you get your point across, needlessly name calling is just immature.
User avatar #151 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I know it had to do with the feminism comment
but forreal, every issue in life is now blamed on feminists
it's irritating as fuck

and I know. my whole point was that double standards are everywhere. everyone faces them. but as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I did not blame feminism I blamed evolutionary biology.
User avatar #160 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
uh.. I never said you did
I said all issues in men's lives is somehow now blamed on feminism
User avatar #163 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
" as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality. " - This is called implication by association.
#61 - "Canadian" 06/27/2014 on Something's Fishy here +3
#28 - What movie is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Fun Little Riddle +1
User avatar #29 - haranaslicer (06/26/2014) [-]
Labyrinth
#126 - Your name fits. 06/24/2014 on But first... 0
#125 - Ya know, I'm curious, why the fear of dentists? It's not like … 06/24/2014 on But first... 0
#18 - There's something nostalgic about old internet videos like thi… 06/24/2014 on Sign gets creepier the... +4
#81 - I might be, it's been a long time so I don't actually remember.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Real Dragons 0
User avatar #83 - YllekNayr (06/25/2014) [-]
The one where Groudon had the giant blue swirly tentacles that came from his spikes was a creation of Jirachi, based on Groudon the pokemon.
#21 - No, it says him and his gf had been dating for 2 years prior t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on The feely feel 0
User avatar #22 - LuigiSoldier (06/24/2014) [-]
">Well, this is 'femanon' she was your girlfriend for 2 years, you met in high school and you fell in love so fast you were inceperable"

Shortly above that, it says that conversation was had with his mother the day before the post.
#19 - Read a bit more, it says that the SUV crash was 2 years ago, s…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on The feely feel 0
User avatar #20 - LuigiSoldier (06/24/2014) [-]
It says he met his girlfriend 2 years ago and that the party he cheated on her at was two weeks before his car crash.
User avatar #21 - carlonord (06/24/2014) [-]
No, it says him and his gf had been dating for 2 years prior to the SUV crash, meaning this is 4 years after they started dating.
User avatar #22 - LuigiSoldier (06/24/2014) [-]
">Well, this is 'femanon' she was your girlfriend for 2 years, you met in high school and you fell in love so fast you were inceperable"

Shortly above that, it says that conversation was had with his mother the day before the post.
#68 - Far from the only one my friend. 06/24/2014 on That second to last one... 0
#6 - **** off.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on I'm not even sorry. No... -2
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#7 - jackmanagan (06/24/2014) [-]
#3 - This is kinda depressing to be honest.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on More Sonic Stuff +65
#26 - brozotheclown (06/25/2014) [-]
#43 - The Moe Lisa? 06/24/2014 on The Mona Lisa +3
#1 - What if spiders choose us like owls in Harry Potter. They foll… 06/24/2014 on Anatomy of a spider +8
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Very Sexual +1
#13 - nagasadow (06/24/2014) [-]
#9 - That size comparison is wrong. This is taken from the show, an…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Real Dragons +3
User avatar #36 - YllekNayr (06/24/2014) [-]
You're not speaking of the Jirachi movie, are you?

That wasn't actually a Groudon.
User avatar #81 - carlonord (06/24/2014) [-]
I might be, it's been a long time so I don't actually remember.
User avatar #83 - YllekNayr (06/25/2014) [-]
The one where Groudon had the giant blue swirly tentacles that came from his spikes was a creation of Jirachi, based on Groudon the pokemon.
#11 - BenjaminFranklin (06/24/2014) [-]
Serebii.net lists Groudon's height as 11'06'' and 16'05'' in his primal form and Kyogre as 14'09'' long and 32'02'' in its primal form. They do increase in size and the figures are nearly accurate. As far as they appear in the anime, there was a giant Groudon robot and inaccuracies are common as far as size and coloration comes in the anime.
#7 - Picture 06/23/2014 on Take A Seat Over There 0
#223 - Video not available in Canada apparently... And to be… 06/21/2014 on The Bulldozer 0
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#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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#14 - therealsuperderpy (08/08/2013) [-]
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Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #12 - onefuckingskurut (08/01/2013) [-]
Fuuuu dude... this is turning out weird :รด
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