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#70 - Anyone have the template?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on >tfw no gf 0
#171 - abstractpink (04/25/2014) [-]
#90 - Picture 04/25/2014 on White Power +8
#86 - It was during those months from July to September that I had t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Escaping the Friendzone 0
#92 - kwizzer (04/25/2014) [-]
She sounds like such a bitch. Wait, is there a stronger word than bitch to say bitch?
There surely is. That's what she is.
Please don't get this the wrong way, but... GODDAAAMN. She makes me want to punch some holes into walls.
My way of coping with her friends would've been either intimidation or discrediting them... or trying to ignore 'em.

Myah, it really sounds like you just wanted someone to hold onto.
Don't get me wrong, you're faaaaar from being the only one who wanted to be in a relationship just not to be alone.
I've got a few pals, one of them (finally) broke up with his GF... - the only thing they ever did was fight, she was really high maintenance, would blame him for everything and go crazy for the smallest things, so yah, it was also his 1st GF (he's in his mid 20s, so it's normal he'd like to hold onto her, I guess) and all of his friends either told him or 'secretly' thought that she's really not worth it (he got depressed so often when talking to her... was a long distance relationship, he lives in LU while she's from the States... well, whatever) 'n it really looked like they were only together to not feel lonely.
Another pal got cheated on by his GF a few months back, but he took her back after 2 weeks... yah, that also gives the impression of "I don't want to be alone"

That all just to say... you're not the only one trying to avoid loneliness.

In my case - I compensate by trying to form better friendships 'n investing more effort into finding interesting people.


As it was your first GF in your case, in mine it was my first crush... as a reminder, that was in my last year of high school meaning I was 19 at the time I met her
The first time's always different

(I never felt interested in girls before, they all seemed boring... till I got to know her; I just love special things~) no, I wasn't a-/homo-sexual, I did get off on hetero/lesbo porn.

Hugz~
#93 - carlonord (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I don't have much else to say. But I've at least got to thank you for being kind.

So ya... Thanks a lot man. I'm told that things will get better once out of highschool, when I can meet more people and when I stopped being the hermit I used to be.

As for her, ya she was/is a serious bitch, high maintenance, utterly impossible to please. I just never believed it because she's so disliked and the fact that she acts so cute and odd most of the time. Her boyfriend is a shit so I've heard as well, so she certainly isn't upgrading.

Here's hoping for a brighter future, and thank you again! Have a dancing Ben Lesnick!

Hugz

No homo...
#94 - kwizzer (04/25/2014) [-]
#73 - I don't know that feel, but I know one close to it. I had a gi…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Escaping the Friendzone 0
#86 - carlonord (04/25/2014) [-]
It was during those months from July to September that I had the worst sleep in my life, If you could call it that. My family were all happy that we'd broken up, because she'd mistreated me pretty badly, I only stayed because I was so afraid of going back to being alone and unloved. It got to the point where I attempted suicide in August, and kept those thoughts all the way until February of this year. I still hate going to school simply because I don't want to see her. I don't want to see her smile, I hate her face, and I hate her friends.

I never believed in bad people until her and her entourage. To spare space I'll keep it short. I was labelled an abusive, rotten, uncaring rapist by her and her friends. It's surprising, cause I never hit them once, I was the one that got beat up because I wouldn't hit back. I was scratched, punched, kicked, sacked, and bitten. I was called a pervert when I wanted her to cuddle with me because apparently I wanted more. She called me disgusting and fat to the point where I lost almost 40 pounds and went down to 160lbs at 6 Ft tall. I was told I was a rapist because I was intimate with her and apparently she didn't want that, even though she said she did and got mad if I didn't.

But I didn't care. I felt so lost and so wretched without her that I just didn't care. She wasn't beautiful to anyone but me, she wasn't smart to anyone but me. Love is blind and deaf.

There's so much, and even more after she dumped me and after the September incident. But I'll end it here because I think I've ranted enough if anyone on this site has the patience to read. If you do thank you. But it's funny, because even today I still miss her. But I don't think I miss her, just the fact that I had someone to hold. I never believed in bad people before I met her her...

So kwizzer, if it's anything, know that I feel ya bro. Hug for you man.
#92 - kwizzer (04/25/2014) [-]
She sounds like such a bitch. Wait, is there a stronger word than bitch to say bitch?
There surely is. That's what she is.
Please don't get this the wrong way, but... GODDAAAMN. She makes me want to punch some holes into walls.
My way of coping with her friends would've been either intimidation or discrediting them... or trying to ignore 'em.

Myah, it really sounds like you just wanted someone to hold onto.
Don't get me wrong, you're faaaaar from being the only one who wanted to be in a relationship just not to be alone.
I've got a few pals, one of them (finally) broke up with his GF... - the only thing they ever did was fight, she was really high maintenance, would blame him for everything and go crazy for the smallest things, so yah, it was also his 1st GF (he's in his mid 20s, so it's normal he'd like to hold onto her, I guess) and all of his friends either told him or 'secretly' thought that she's really not worth it (he got depressed so often when talking to her... was a long distance relationship, he lives in LU while she's from the States... well, whatever) 'n it really looked like they were only together to not feel lonely.
Another pal got cheated on by his GF a few months back, but he took her back after 2 weeks... yah, that also gives the impression of "I don't want to be alone"

That all just to say... you're not the only one trying to avoid loneliness.

In my case - I compensate by trying to form better friendships 'n investing more effort into finding interesting people.


As it was your first GF in your case, in mine it was my first crush... as a reminder, that was in my last year of high school meaning I was 19 at the time I met her
The first time's always different

(I never felt interested in girls before, they all seemed boring... till I got to know her; I just love special things~) no, I wasn't a-/homo-sexual, I did get off on hetero/lesbo porn.

Hugz~
#93 - carlonord (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I don't have much else to say. But I've at least got to thank you for being kind.

So ya... Thanks a lot man. I'm told that things will get better once out of highschool, when I can meet more people and when I stopped being the hermit I used to be.

As for her, ya she was/is a serious bitch, high maintenance, utterly impossible to please. I just never believed it because she's so disliked and the fact that she acts so cute and odd most of the time. Her boyfriend is a shit so I've heard as well, so she certainly isn't upgrading.

Here's hoping for a brighter future, and thank you again! Have a dancing Ben Lesnick!

Hugz

No homo...
#94 - kwizzer (04/25/2014) [-]
#670 - Oh, they put that on sale too... See my cousin got it yesterda…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Download it, and it's yours... 0
User avatar #672 - timmylickens (04/24/2014) [-]
Well if its on sale I better skedaddle. although I'd be too lazy to wait 6 hours for my crappy internet to install the 22gb content.
#662 - HEY OP, STICKY THIS **** !!! If you g…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Download it, and it's yours... 0
User avatar #667 - timmylickens (04/24/2014) [-]
Rising storm is only £3 so for once a free give away has encouraged me to buy the game.
User avatar #670 - carlonord (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh, they put that on sale too... See my cousin got it yesterday when it wasn't on sale so I thought they were gunna make him pay for that part of the game for full price. Regardless, you're better off buying it, if nothing else to support the dev.
User avatar #672 - timmylickens (04/24/2014) [-]
Well if its on sale I better skedaddle. although I'd be too lazy to wait 6 hours for my crappy internet to install the 22gb content.
#17 - Introducing the Vampir system, the world's first "nightvi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Night vision +33
User avatar #24 - legomanjaimy (04/23/2014) [-]
Wehrmacht, Gestapo, or anything else?
I don't really know by wich catagory of Reich you mean.
User avatar #33 - izayoisakuya (04/23/2014) [-]
That pic is an SS sniper in a spec op detachment of Nachtjager or night hunter.
#63 - Picture 04/22/2014 on In polish "fart" is... +9
#40 - Its a joke. 04/21/2014 on Lag Grenade 0
#39 - It's a good game, but the large amount of grinding you have to… 04/21/2014 on Lag Grenade 0
#107 - gg no re  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on I don't even I'm crying +7
#176 - itsbendingtime (04/21/2014) [-]
nice try with the clothes one, but i'm not wearing any.
#104 - Why do I feel like this quote's fake?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2014 on I don't even I'm crying +11
#106 - itsbendingtime (04/21/2014) [-]
god damn your picture.

you are now blinking and swallowing manually and aware that there is no comfortable place in your mouth for your tongue.
#107 - carlonord (04/21/2014) [-]
gg no re
#176 - itsbendingtime (04/21/2014) [-]
nice try with the clothes one, but i'm not wearing any.
#432 - Just took this picture now. Sorry hektoroftroy for not showing teeth.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +3
User avatar #784 - hektoroftroy (04/20/2014) [-]
i didn't show teeth in my picture either, no worries m8
#119 - Here, I'll PM ya my steam name. 04/19/2014 on Why we all love Jeremy... 0
#118 - Ya, so it's got the same amount of people as NS2 roughly, that…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Why we all love Jeremy... 0
User avatar #122 - the fuzzball (04/19/2014) [-]
I can't really speak for the german/russian side of things because I havent really noticed a difference there, but on the US/Jap side the japanese have a weaker standard rifle due to an effort towards realism, its honestly not all they noticeable because pretty much one shot kills unless you aim for the gut. also the US has flamethrowers and the Japanese have knee mortars. I havent played the german/russian side of things as much as the us/jap so I cant talk about it as much.
#112 - I've been looking at it on Steam for a little while, what's be…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Why we all love Jeremy... 0
User avatar #115 - the fuzzball (04/19/2014) [-]
if you end up getting the game, let me know, I would love to have someone else to play with.
User avatar #119 - carlonord (04/19/2014) [-]
Here, I'll PM ya my steam name.
User avatar #114 - the fuzzball (04/19/2014) [-]
While there arent all that many people playing it when you compare other more popular games, there are still a fair number of 64 player servers, any where between 5-15 depending on the time, that are always full and then there are other smaller servers as well. I'm not entirely sure what the deluxe version gives because I simply bought Rising Storm and it gave me access to the base game. But if it gives you extra weps and stuff I personally would not go for it because the games learning curve is a bit high and its just best to start off with the basic equipment and learn how to use it and by the time you earn something else you are proficient enough to actually put it to good use.
User avatar #118 - carlonord (04/19/2014) [-]
Ya, so it's got the same amount of people as NS2 roughly, that's completely fine. One last thing, is there any significant differences between the Soviets/Germans or Americans/Japanese in terms of weapon damage, accuracy, etc?
User avatar #122 - the fuzzball (04/19/2014) [-]
I can't really speak for the german/russian side of things because I havent really noticed a difference there, but on the US/Jap side the japanese have a weaker standard rifle due to an effort towards realism, its honestly not all they noticeable because pretty much one shot kills unless you aim for the gut. also the US has flamethrowers and the Japanese have knee mortars. I havent played the german/russian side of things as much as the us/jap so I cant talk about it as much.
#108 - What game is that?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Why we all love Jeremy... 0
User avatar #109 - the fuzzball (04/19/2014) [-]
Red Orchestra 2: Rising Storm. An amazing atmospheric FPS
User avatar #112 - carlonord (04/19/2014) [-]
I've been looking at it on Steam for a little while, what's been putting me off is a possible lack of servers/players. Also, would you recommend the deluxe or should I just earn that stuff ingame?
User avatar #115 - the fuzzball (04/19/2014) [-]
if you end up getting the game, let me know, I would love to have someone else to play with.
User avatar #119 - carlonord (04/19/2014) [-]
Here, I'll PM ya my steam name.
User avatar #114 - the fuzzball (04/19/2014) [-]
While there arent all that many people playing it when you compare other more popular games, there are still a fair number of 64 player servers, any where between 5-15 depending on the time, that are always full and then there are other smaller servers as well. I'm not entirely sure what the deluxe version gives because I simply bought Rising Storm and it gave me access to the base game. But if it gives you extra weps and stuff I personally would not go for it because the games learning curve is a bit high and its just best to start off with the basic equipment and learn how to use it and by the time you earn something else you are proficient enough to actually put it to good use.
User avatar #118 - carlonord (04/19/2014) [-]
Ya, so it's got the same amount of people as NS2 roughly, that's completely fine. One last thing, is there any significant differences between the Soviets/Germans or Americans/Japanese in terms of weapon damage, accuracy, etc?
User avatar #122 - the fuzzball (04/19/2014) [-]
I can't really speak for the german/russian side of things because I havent really noticed a difference there, but on the US/Jap side the japanese have a weaker standard rifle due to an effort towards realism, its honestly not all they noticeable because pretty much one shot kills unless you aim for the gut. also the US has flamethrowers and the Japanese have knee mortars. I havent played the german/russian side of things as much as the us/jap so I cant talk about it as much.
#115 - Picture 04/19/2014 on Types of Friends 0
#51 - This happens everywhere, but I'll be damned if it doesn't piss…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on gg feminists +6
User avatar #74 - holycrapimacupcake (04/18/2014) [-]
My sister dated a Muslim for for a while, he tried getting her to convert, to the point of trying to forbid her from going outside without him with her...well needless to say that relationship didn;t last too long.
User avatar #301 - alphabetagama (04/19/2014) [-]
Bro if he is from middle east and shia muslim then he is full of shit.
Nowhere in religion does it state girl needs to be a muslim for him to date her.
Infidel/10 would sue him.
User avatar #132 - senninn (04/19/2014) [-]
I want to assure you that all muslims aren't the same. He was/is just a dick.
#123 - Awwww yiss 04/18/2014 on High Class Trolling +2
#16 - Picture 04/18/2014 on This book should be made in... +26
#86 - Thanks bud.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on KILL IT WITH FIRE +1
#88 - shambizzle (04/17/2014) [-]
I like the Yogscast and Prequel Adventure.
#84 - Source?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on KILL IT WITH FIRE +1
#85 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
Prequel. It's an adventure comic that takes place in the world of Skyrim (Skyrim, right?), and stars the somewhat gifted(?) slutty cat, Katia Managan on her quest to start a new life. www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/
#86 - carlonord (04/17/2014) [-]
Thanks bud.
#88 - shambizzle (04/17/2014) [-]
I like the Yogscast and Prequel Adventure.
#157 - Picture 04/15/2014 on Rat King. 0
#149 - I don't know what I'm feeling... 04/15/2014 on Get on his lvl +2
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User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving ****** kill yourself.
I love you.
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#14 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
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Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #12 - onefuckingskurut (08/01/2013) [-]
Fuuuu dude... this is turning out weird :ô
User avatar #11 - sirblane (07/30/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #9 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #8 - russianxbear (07/29/2013) [-]
you smell nice
User avatar #7 - therealtjthemedic (07/29/2013) [-]
Hey.
Love you. :3
#6 - feedtehtrollz (07/29/2013) [-]
I love you mate.
I love you mate.
#5 - bitchesdigcelestia (07/29/2013) [-]
You've got a pretty mouth...
You've got a pretty mouth...
#4 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
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Love you carlos
#3 - fyourahole (07/29/2013) [-]
Just... Don't call or anything.
#2 - superderpysenpai (07/29/2013) [-]
Our love is eternal
Our love is eternal
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