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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1383
Highest Content Rank:#3293
Highest Comment Rank:#1246
Content Thumbs: 604 total,  657 ,  53
Comment Thumbs: 7060 total,  7543 ,  483
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 52 Content: Sammich eater → Level 53 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:0
Content Views:33851
Times Content Favorited:68 times
Total Comments Made:1849
FJ Points:6372

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#36 - Ya, the sausage. 10/24/2014 on Just parking in the city ~ 0
#3 - Green Onion 10/21/2014 on Potato 0
#2 - Carrot  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Potato 0
User avatar #3 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
Rise Against - Hero Of War Green Onion
#1 - Turnip  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Potato +1
User avatar #2 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
The Trews - Highway of Heroes Carrot
User avatar #3 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
Rise Against - Hero Of War Green Onion
#7 - Come onnnn, just a bit baby. 10/21/2014 on WOO!!! +2
#5 - You sure?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on WOO!!! +1
User avatar #6 - mereu (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah
#7 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
Come onnnn, just a bit baby.
#3 - Want some more?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2014 on WOO!!! +1
User avatar #4 - mereu (10/21/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #5 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
You sure?
User avatar #6 - mereu (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah
#7 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
Come onnnn, just a bit baby.
#1 - That's a very interesting description, shame they'd die out fr…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/21/2014 on WOO!!! +9
#16 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
that guy looks so sad
User avatar #15 - phanacit (10/22/2014) [-]
its like she melted and then she got really fucking fat
User avatar #12 - popcornisland (10/22/2014) [-]
She's fucking melting
#11 - suddenk (10/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - duckwith (10/22/2014) [-]
Any porn of her? Drawn is ok too.
#9 - SilverHammer (10/22/2014) [-]
....she's fat
#8 - wertologist (10/22/2014) [-]
Please tell me that's fake
User avatar #18 - Ashtaroth (10/22/2014) [-]
Sadly, it's not. That woman sleeps by using her own ass as a pillow.
#19 - wertologist (10/23/2014) [-]
Should I ever turn into 1/3rd the monster she is, please shoot me.
#2 - mereu (10/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
Want some more?
User avatar #4 - mereu (10/21/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #5 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
You sure?
User avatar #6 - mereu (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah
#7 - carlonord (10/21/2014) [-]
Come onnnn, just a bit baby.
#3 - That second story is one of my all time favourites, have thumb… 10/20/2014 on shit posting greentext, enjoy +12
#64 - See this cactus? It loves you and wants you to succeed, do not…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on College +1
User avatar #65 - cacti (10/20/2014) [-]
#45 - Do you ever consider getting in one of those big inflatable ba…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Short people are evil +2
User avatar #47 - mariopimp (10/20/2014) [-]
I actually have one, I think I might have a pic in it. Hold up
User avatar #191 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/20/2014) [-]
I want to see lemme see!
#175 - ennemi (10/20/2014) [-]
We've been holding long enough, what's the hold up?
User avatar #119 - krynax (10/20/2014) [-]
show!
User avatar #194 - mariopimp (10/21/2014) [-]
Sorry, I got tired of lookin... I don't have a pic of me in it :S I have dishonored my famiry....
#42 - Are you a woodland creature?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Short people are evil +3
User avatar #43 - mariopimp (10/20/2014) [-]
Yes, and since you discovered my true identity you may ask me one last question.
User avatar #45 - carlonord (10/20/2014) [-]
Do you ever consider getting in one of those big inflatable balls and just going; "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING HAMSTER!"
User avatar #47 - mariopimp (10/20/2014) [-]
I actually have one, I think I might have a pic in it. Hold up
User avatar #191 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/20/2014) [-]
I want to see lemme see!
#175 - ennemi (10/20/2014) [-]
We've been holding long enough, what's the hold up?
User avatar #119 - krynax (10/20/2014) [-]
show!
User avatar #194 - mariopimp (10/21/2014) [-]
Sorry, I got tired of lookin... I don't have a pic of me in it :S I have dishonored my famiry....
#33 - Lovely Pretty-Girl MFW 10/20/2014 on Anime Name: Try It +3
#15 - Sorry aboot that. 10/19/2014 on One of us +13
#4 - Generally, bears won't attack you, at least depending on the s… 10/19/2014 on Panda cuddles +3
#5 - And don't worry about more, the content was enough. 10/19/2014 on Sweden yes +1
#4 - See, I was actually gunna summon you, figuring this is your sc… 10/19/2014 on Sweden yes +1
#1 - Please tell me this **** is fake, Sweden what the…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Sweden yes +17
User avatar #22 - betagrey (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh it's true. and i have a few friends in sweden say it's true also.

In all honesty it's very saddening
I wish they'd have some fucking dignity & stop this horrid immigration bullshit.
User avatar #13 - jozvan (10/19/2014) [-]
Thats what you get when couple of morons get into power and government.
#3 - schnizel (10/19/2014) [-]
I've got more.
User avatar #5 - carlonord (10/19/2014) [-]
And don't worry about more, the content was enough.
User avatar #4 - carlonord (10/19/2014) [-]
See, I was actually gunna summon you, figuring this is your schtick and all, and here you are as OP. I should've expected this.
User avatar #2 - schnizel (10/19/2014) [-]
Sweden, yes.
#16 - Not necessarily, I mean I'm straight and I like to go shopping… 10/19/2014 on man pain 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Dating Tips for Women in... +1
User avatar #4 - meanberry (10/18/2014) [-]
I feel like his going, dammit the bitch passed out. Well I'm still tapping that.
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Dating Tips for Women in... +1
#3 - carlonord (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - meanberry (10/18/2014) [-]
I feel like his going, dammit the bitch passed out. Well I'm still tapping that.
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Dating Tips for Women in... +5
#2 - carlonord (10/18/2014) [-]
#3 - carlonord (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - meanberry (10/18/2014) [-]
I feel like his going, dammit the bitch passed out. Well I'm still tapping that.
#7 - I'm pretty sure that's fake.- 10/18/2014 on Sanic teh hedgedhug +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Dough Roller- 1; Me- 0 +1
#27 - matexius (10/18/2014) [-]
I am of the helpings
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Sanic teh hedgedhug +1
#5 - carlsaganrealness (10/18/2014) [-]
whoever drew this must have lost their way long ago
User avatar #7 - carlonord (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's fake.-
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#29 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #31 - aczzoh ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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#22 to #21 - carlonord ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
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#14 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
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Woah you got a top comment.
Good job m8.
User avatar #13 - pyrocrisis (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you
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