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carlonord

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:5/30/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11511
Comment Ranking:#1410
Highest Content Rank:#3293
Highest Comment Rank:#923
Content Thumbs: 602 total,  672 ,  70
Comment Thumbs: 10590 total,  11289 ,  699
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:0
Content Views:36663
Times Content Favorited:70 times
Total Comments Made:2545
FJ Points:8979
Favorite Tags: bullshit (2) | sjw (2)

latest user's comments

#104 - Eh, I don't really know the situation, I live in a tiny town i… 03/20/2015 on ANGLO-SPHERE UNITE 0
#101 - Nah man, we've got asians. But asians are nice because they're…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on ANGLO-SPHERE UNITE 0
User avatar #103 - thesoulless (03/20/2015) [-]
Oh, really? I live in Halifax and I tend to see a lot more middle-eastern people than Asians.
User avatar #104 - carlonord (03/20/2015) [-]
Eh, I don't really know the situation, I live in a tiny town in the middle of the bush. we have one family of blacks, a minority of natives, and the rest is white as snow. But like I said, apparently the immigration policy is letting in a lot of middle-easterners lately, but I don't have facts. What I can tell you is that Halifax is a rarity, at least from what I know. Middle-Easterners are not in Thunder Bay, not in Sault St Marie, not Sudbury, hardly Toronto, and as far as I know not in the West. Though apparently the Quebecois are getting sick of their immigrants in Quebec, but take that with a grain of salt.
#3 - "Yes, we've had one, but what about a second Earth?"  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Another Earth? +147
User avatar #32 - rockmanfan (03/20/2015) [-]
what about MIDDLE earth?
User avatar #9 - themogreen (03/20/2015) [-]
lets face it. we humans are faggots.
User avatar #44 - lvlonemeepo (03/20/2015) [-]
There's some pretty baller humans, not even gonna lie, you might be a faggot, but I think I'm pretty neat. So I mean, speak for yourself.
#31 - isolovegames (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, but god damn if we aren't the most adventures faggots in the universe.
#28 - gangbangtime (03/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #11 - adunsaveme (03/20/2015) [-]
the edge
#6 - Nothing but losers? Nah. Teeming with losers? What si… 03/20/2015 on tru? 0
#2 - ******* seals 03/19/2015 on Dis is Mine...? +17
#100 - Nothing to add, just saying that It's a weird feeling to see T… 03/19/2015 on Jesus Christ, how horrifying. +1
#274 - French is very rarely used outside of Quebec, if ever. The nat… 03/19/2015 on I love being white 0
#4 - Comment deleted 03/19/2015 on It's hard to choose but... 0
#83 - I usually am all for discussing and plastering the whole messa… 03/19/2015 on burning feminists 0
#22 - Picture 03/18/2015 on Sim Logic +3
#140 - Ah, the return of the justice boner! With a ven… 03/18/2015 on girlfriend material comp 0
#139 - Maybe it's a matter of thinking you want something, then when … 03/18/2015 on girlfriend material comp 0
#138 - I like shy girls who have an emotional attachment to sex and d… 03/18/2015 on girlfriend material comp +1
#2 - I thought the fourth positive panel said Rum, vegetables, and … 03/18/2015 on Cuba embargo +3
#9 - You're missing the end where it says: "The man then lifte… 03/18/2015 on Bunk +4
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Kek +21
#63 - edgenotedgy (03/18/2015) [-]
Valar Morghulis
User avatar #17 - cossackwhoop (03/18/2015) [-]
I wanna see this in a video.
#3 - I hate this gif, makes him look like he's just staring off int… 03/17/2015 on I was looking at all the life. +14
#43 - Don't forget internet that's so bad, Netflix called it a viola…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Oh, Canada! +9
#110 - aerosol (03/17/2015) [-]
I barely get 1 mbps on a good day
#93 - blacknbluebrony (03/17/2015) [-]
Well shit, I'm lucky if I can consistently get 100kbs when I download shit
#66 - bann (03/17/2015) [-]
7-15 Mbps for like $30 a month. Living in a city has its perks
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User avatar #88 - pumkinz (03/17/2015) [-]
either your living in 2029 or [citation needed]
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#3 - I am the two percent  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Scinx 2 -16
User avatar #153 - nadjie (03/19/2015) [-]
then how come i can smell the bs from all the way over the internet
#6 - Absolute Madman (03/16/2015) [-]
No. You think you are the two percent.

You aren't.
#132 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
No way anyone on FJ is a part of a statistical minority, right?
#97 - popnotes (03/17/2015) [-]
7,230,000,000 - 98% = 144,600,000

Idunno, man. It's possible.
User avatar #104 - swagfagit (03/17/2015) [-]
its still very unlikely, but who ever those niggas are they are the luckiest fucker ever.
#35 - You know, I'm curious. You're a girl, do you mind stuff like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on For Petes Sake +5
User avatar #59 - stallwallwriter (03/17/2015) [-]
Also, I think it's important to distinguish between jokes *about* sexism, and jokes which *are sexist*, because that's not the same thing at all.
I'm pretty sure this one's more about sexism: Peter's the kind of dude you generally laugh at, not with.
User avatar #58 - stallwallwriter (03/17/2015) [-]
If I find it funny, yeah, I will laugh at jokes involving sexism. For instance, I lose my shit over those "it was my privilege" posts from 4chan, those things are hilarious. It's too ridiculous to be offended.
But average, run of the mill sexist jokes aren't funny enough to get away with it. Even when watching M*A*S*H, which I generally love, I'll run into jokes about the nurses which were (I guess?) considered fine back in the day, but which now just come across as skeezy.

I was commenting more on the fact that given the absolute paranoia about feminists on this site, sexism will cause a post to be better received, because so many seem to see it as a weird way of "sticking it to the man" (or woman, as it were).
#5 - This, I don't live in a city, so the idea of multi-lane drivin… 03/16/2015 on based morpheus +1
#8 - This gif is as old as the friggin internet! I remember this fr… 03/16/2015 on worst blowjob ever 0
#146 - 5 seconds in and she's already breathing hard, I was gunna sta… 03/16/2015 on Racial focus +2
#26 - Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on evebishop's profile 0
User avatar #27 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Cutest thing ever! Thank you
#2 - JUST REMEMBER DON'T ****** WITH SHUCKLE BITCH.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on hosting a pic here because... +1
#14 - baronvonhuckle (03/15/2015) [-]
Indeed.

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Comments(48):

carlonord has disabled anonymous comments.
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#44 - mcburd (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by carlonord
#29 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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