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carlonord

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:7/08/2015
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Content Views:36686
Times Content Favorited:70 times
Total Comments Made:2636
FJ Points:9806
Favorite Tags: bullshit (2) | sjw (2)

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#92 - They tend to be full of idiots, idiotic legislation, and do st… 05/09/2015 on Florida +4
#130 - Anyone know where I can find whatever that music is from the end? 05/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#225 - Smell it, not bad right? Now smell it everywhere on everyone a… 05/08/2015 on Tumblr on Deodorant 0
#144 - Eh, I oppose it. In the sense that I don't think it should be … 05/07/2015 on Not sure about influential +1
#60 - Eh, I made it to 50 days before quitting in my longest run, th… 05/05/2015 on our little planet 0
#30 - Probably my favourite place to be, and was actually the first …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2015 on our little planet 0
User avatar #59 - thunderfap (05/05/2015) [-]
let me know if you need any advice, I've spent an embarrassing amount of time in that game
User avatar #60 - carlonord (05/05/2015) [-]
Eh, I made it to 50 days before quitting in my longest run, the reason for that being that the latest big update caused all the containers in my safe house to reset, but none of the other buildings or spawns. So I was basically left with what I had on me, which was like <1% of all I found in Mystery Lake and Coastal Highway after looting the whole place. I decided hell with it and to just restart, but haven't yet.
User avatar #39 - thunderfap (05/05/2015) [-]
I like the coastal highway best.
User avatar #38 - thunderfap (05/05/2015) [-]
Pleasant valley isn't worth it. It's were wanderers go to die.
#28 - Imagine that, imagine the softness of the bed, imagine the nic…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on our little planet +9
#50 - kladkake (05/05/2015) [-]
#58 - Eh, she didn't do that at least, luckily. However she was also… 05/05/2015 on I miss 7th grade 0
#54 - I knew a girl who was like that, cept she wouldn't even move a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on I miss 7th grade +2
User avatar #56 - itskennyandjosh (05/05/2015) [-]
Exactly, i hate that, it makes me feel like i'm just talking to a brick wall, and i really hate when people use shortened version of words constantly, like for instance, i was talking to this one person, i said "whats up?" and he said "nm jus hangin arnd my home wbu" and at that point i just quit talking to that person, mainly because i couldn't understand most of what that guy said most of the time
User avatar #58 - carlonord (05/05/2015) [-]
Eh, she didn't do that at least, luckily. However she was also a minor SJW, got pissed at me for stupid shit (I once pointed out that I thought it was pretty funny that she was going to college to be a social worker, when most other girls I know were going to be that or nurses, with one paramedic in there. She proceeded to spit fire at me for being an insensitive asshole for a reason I can't even comprehend.), and was apparently interested in me. Luckily though, most people in Canada understand what SJWs are, and as such she's shunned and called a troll. (Interestingly, she's also a bit obsessed with gay rights, though not like my ex is. She even went so far as to come out as bi, even though I'm extremely sure that's not the case.)
#60 - Pretty much, but I've never seen someone obsess over their dog… 05/05/2015 on Gravity Falls 0
#49 - Implying they don't already. And if you say that they don't ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Gravity Falls +1
User avatar #58 - nickelakon (05/05/2015) [-]
Gay guys are equivalent to chiuahuas for girls.
User avatar #60 - carlonord (05/05/2015) [-]
Pretty much, but I've never seen someone obsess over their dog like my ex obsessed over gays. She would silently pair up guys in our school, everything had to be Lesbian/Gay/whatever friendly when she got on school council, as soon as she found out a celebrity was gay or even found someone irl that was gay, she got kind of crazy about them. Looking back, it was one of the more obvious red flags that she was nuts.
#36 - Now imagine someone put a razor blade somewhere on it. 05/02/2015 on Playing water slides =))) 0
#63 - What if her way is for her trainer to be attracted to her?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Mokepon +4
User avatar #74 - themassivefail (04/30/2015) [-]
Shhh, Lonk. Go back to Pennsylvania.
#241 - So what you're telling me, is that the internet had no effect … 04/27/2015 on The Tumblr civil war has begun +1
#146 - I don't know what it is, but I like the old look a million tim…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... 0
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User avatar #158 - huntergriff (04/27/2015) [-]
I like both. the newer look is more defined though.
#61 - Advice friend? Stop waiting for it, and forget about it. S…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Anons Realization +7
#85 - liefy (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm not saying I teared up or anything because that would never happen
but...this advice makes so much sense. Thank you.

I'm actually currently fighting tears back now just from reading that.
#62 - toncheky (04/27/2015) [-]
I guess hope is all I got left.
Thanks for the advice.
#4 - Have some good feels friends.  [+] (19 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Anons Realization +325
User avatar #109 - centurionprime (04/27/2015) [-]
thanks man.
#106 - KnowinglyUnknown (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh, and here's a story about how BFG and his fiance went shopping...and how his finance is a hell of a lot more badass than we think.
#99 - etkelly (04/27/2015) [-]
Thats some good feels...
User avatar #93 - Zombiefried (04/27/2015) [-]
For a minute there, you made me think he married his sister.

I couldn't think of an appropriate image for this.
#82 - zeldapronmaster (04/27/2015) [-]
Christmas is to OP for just one month
#75 - bohemianblasphemy (04/27/2015) [-]
That was beautiful.
I really, really hope it's a true story.
#74 - hatapon (04/27/2015) [-]
after all these years of bitter stories... horrifying tales... weird ass 4chan things...

I had a single tear of happiness run down my face, A tear of joy.
User avatar #56 - toncheky (04/27/2015) [-]
Good feels friend.
But being the self pittying faggot I am, I can't help to be a bit more sad because I don't have something like that in my life nor I see it on the horizon...
#61 - carlonord (04/27/2015) [-]
Advice friend? Stop waiting for it, and forget about it. Some things can't be reached with hard work, only patience and luck. Don't focus on getting a relationship, focus on your life, and you might find that you've become a better person for it. Shitty people get shitty things, and while they may have their moments, it almost always fails. Love will find everyone, despite statistics saying otherwise, and it never happens when you expect it.

When I got my first girlfriend, I was in grade 9. I thought everyone hated me, and even now I can't fully remember why. One little girl decided she liked me, and she wouldn't let me go, she stayed persistent and patient, and she eventually caught me. She wasn't even very pretty, most called her ugly, but she had a very quirky personality that I just loved. In the end, things didn't work out and I learned a lot of things about relationship and how people should treat each other, but that's not the point. The point is, don't worry about it, it'll come eventually.
#85 - liefy (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm not saying I teared up or anything because that would never happen
but...this advice makes so much sense. Thank you.

I'm actually currently fighting tears back now just from reading that.
#62 - toncheky (04/27/2015) [-]
I guess hope is all I got left.
Thanks for the advice.
#51 - ompalomper (04/27/2015) [-]
there is still beauty in the world

fuck man, im crying.
#44 - funjun (04/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #39 - cackrel (04/26/2015) [-]
You such a fucking fuck, I fucking teared up you fuckity fuck.
That story probably ain't even real.
#37 - cherrypoppin (04/26/2015) [-]
That was the most god damn beautiful thing I have ever read..

Thank you kind sir
User avatar #25 - bjornkrage (04/26/2015) [-]
now i'm just feeling lonely
#24 - LTB (04/26/2015) [-]
Keep in mind he's not Blind GF Guy anymore too

He's Blind Wife Guy
#19 - therealbigboss (04/26/2015) [-]
Holy shit, that picked me up in this dreary afternoon. I also liked that it was /k/ related. I browse /k/ allot.
#11 - alfonshister (04/26/2015) [-]
#3 - I came home feeling like a loner, spent an hour on FJ slowly g…  [+] (24 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Anons Realization +156
#7 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
if a maker of a mod wants to make it free they can make it free... if they want you to pay for it why shouldnt you pay for it? you want it you buy it simple as that
#49 - ccrsswdtv (04/26/2015) [-]
#88 - jakatackka (04/27/2015) [-]
Anon does bring up a good point though. If I spent 2000 hours working on a gigantic mod, why shouldn't I be able to ask for $5? Some modders have quit their day jobs to mod full time - if paying them enables them to keep working, then I don't see what's so bad about it.

Although I do agree that the whole 75% cut thing is total bullshit.
User avatar #126 - superanonymouspers (04/27/2015) [-]
From what I understand there are several reason as to why this is bad.

1.) There can be people who take a free mod, change a few things, repackage it and sell it off for whatever price they think is reasonable. So, while the one who made the original mod gets squat, the new owner makes a pretty time on someone elses hard work.
2.) The modding community has always made mods for free because modding was fun and they enjoyed sharing it. If it becomes fueled by nothing but greed that ruins what it was all about in the first place.

there are other reasons but those two are off the top of my head.
#4 - carlonord (04/26/2015) [-]
Have some good feels friends.
User avatar #109 - centurionprime (04/27/2015) [-]
thanks man.
#106 - KnowinglyUnknown (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh, and here's a story about how BFG and his fiance went shopping...and how his finance is a hell of a lot more badass than we think.
#99 - etkelly (04/27/2015) [-]
Thats some good feels...
User avatar #93 - Zombiefried (04/27/2015) [-]
For a minute there, you made me think he married his sister.

I couldn't think of an appropriate image for this.
#82 - zeldapronmaster (04/27/2015) [-]
Christmas is to OP for just one month
#75 - bohemianblasphemy (04/27/2015) [-]
That was beautiful.
I really, really hope it's a true story.
#74 - hatapon (04/27/2015) [-]
after all these years of bitter stories... horrifying tales... weird ass 4chan things...

I had a single tear of happiness run down my face, A tear of joy.
User avatar #56 - toncheky (04/27/2015) [-]
Good feels friend.
But being the self pittying faggot I am, I can't help to be a bit more sad because I don't have something like that in my life nor I see it on the horizon...
#61 - carlonord (04/27/2015) [-]
Advice friend? Stop waiting for it, and forget about it. Some things can't be reached with hard work, only patience and luck. Don't focus on getting a relationship, focus on your life, and you might find that you've become a better person for it. Shitty people get shitty things, and while they may have their moments, it almost always fails. Love will find everyone, despite statistics saying otherwise, and it never happens when you expect it.

When I got my first girlfriend, I was in grade 9. I thought everyone hated me, and even now I can't fully remember why. One little girl decided she liked me, and she wouldn't let me go, she stayed persistent and patient, and she eventually caught me. She wasn't even very pretty, most called her ugly, but she had a very quirky personality that I just loved. In the end, things didn't work out and I learned a lot of things about relationship and how people should treat each other, but that's not the point. The point is, don't worry about it, it'll come eventually.
#85 - liefy (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm not saying I teared up or anything because that would never happen
but...this advice makes so much sense. Thank you.

I'm actually currently fighting tears back now just from reading that.
#62 - toncheky (04/27/2015) [-]
I guess hope is all I got left.
Thanks for the advice.
#51 - ompalomper (04/27/2015) [-]
there is still beauty in the world

fuck man, im crying.
#44 - funjun (04/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #39 - cackrel (04/26/2015) [-]
You such a fucking fuck, I fucking teared up you fuckity fuck.
That story probably ain't even real.
#37 - cherrypoppin (04/26/2015) [-]
That was the most god damn beautiful thing I have ever read..

Thank you kind sir
User avatar #25 - bjornkrage (04/26/2015) [-]
now i'm just feeling lonely
#24 - LTB (04/26/2015) [-]
Keep in mind he's not Blind GF Guy anymore too

He's Blind Wife Guy
#19 - therealbigboss (04/26/2015) [-]
Holy shit, that picked me up in this dreary afternoon. I also liked that it was /k/ related. I browse /k/ allot.
#11 - alfonshister (04/26/2015) [-]
#86 - You can now sleep safe knowing that you're very likely to be t… 04/26/2015 on Anon's MDMA experience +7
#58 - Dentist told me that they were gunna have to remove my wisdom …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on You went like this +1
#63 - officerbooty (04/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, my dentist told me the same thing. Luckily I only have two, for whatever reason. Unluckily though, they're both the top ones and partially in my sinuses. I have no idea how that's supposed to blow over if I do get them pulled. I'm seriously hoping mine go your route and don't either. I'm also worried about the retarded and/or embarrassing shit I'll say when I'm all drugged up.
#112 - Its a guy who's REALLY good at brushing teeth. I'm co… 04/17/2015 on Fel- 0
#53 - They've been telling me for years that I need to get my wisdom… 04/16/2015 on Clever 0
#171 - I see, well that's kinda adorable. Could explain why my ex… 04/15/2015 on Cumpletely useful tips +1
#163 - mhm Wait, you haven't yet? What do you even do …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Cumpletely useful tips 0
User avatar #168 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
And no, it's not enough. But anything is better than nothing.
#167 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
Well... I honestly don't know if I do or not. I don't get a rush or anything.. this is retarded but I get waaaay too sensitive, and I'm apprehensive about what might happen.
some girls are squirters, and that happening to me is not appealing at all
And my partners (2), haven't exactly excelled in the sex department, which is normal, considering I was their first.
User avatar #171 - carlonord (04/15/2015) [-]
I see, well that's kinda adorable. Could explain why my ex was always so brutal to me whenever it came to being intimate. It's kinda funny that you get like that though, but I suppose I felt like that too with my ex since I had to be careful with her. She wouldn't let me use a condom cause she hated how they felt, so I had to be careful not to finish.

Never lasted long enough to anyway, she'd suddenly change her mind after about 10 or less seconds, suddenly getting mad at me and calling me a rapist (even if she was the one that started it and I was hesitant). Because of this, I don't actually know how good I am in the sack.

My advice to you is to take your own advice and get lost in the moment. No guy is gunna care what happens at the end, just what happens on the way there.

I hope you not being able to finish isn't painful, I used to go home from my ex's blue balled all the time because she would tease me ceaselessly and get mad when I tried to follow through. Take it from me, blue balls hurt like hell.
#158 - Well we can, but it can be difficult for some people. Back whe…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Cumpletely useful tips +1
User avatar #159 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I get what you're saying...
I would like to experience this mysterious "orgasm" one day...
User avatar #163 - carlonord (04/15/2015) [-]
mhm

Wait, you haven't yet? What do you even do then? Just suddenly stop? Is that even enough for you? I can't even imagine the blue balls I'd have if I did that.
User avatar #168 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
And no, it's not enough. But anything is better than nothing.
#167 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
Well... I honestly don't know if I do or not. I don't get a rush or anything.. this is retarded but I get waaaay too sensitive, and I'm apprehensive about what might happen.
some girls are squirters, and that happening to me is not appealing at all
And my partners (2), haven't exactly excelled in the sex department, which is normal, considering I was their first.
User avatar #171 - carlonord (04/15/2015) [-]
I see, well that's kinda adorable. Could explain why my ex was always so brutal to me whenever it came to being intimate. It's kinda funny that you get like that though, but I suppose I felt like that too with my ex since I had to be careful with her. She wouldn't let me use a condom cause she hated how they felt, so I had to be careful not to finish.

Never lasted long enough to anyway, she'd suddenly change her mind after about 10 or less seconds, suddenly getting mad at me and calling me a rapist (even if she was the one that started it and I was hesitant). Because of this, I don't actually know how good I am in the sack.

My advice to you is to take your own advice and get lost in the moment. No guy is gunna care what happens at the end, just what happens on the way there.

I hope you not being able to finish isn't painful, I used to go home from my ex's blue balled all the time because she would tease me ceaselessly and get mad when I tried to follow through. Take it from me, blue balls hurt like hell.

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#44 - mcburd ONLINE (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by carlonord
#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
#50 - carlonord ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
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