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carlonord

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:5/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1428
Highest Content Rank:#3293
Highest Comment Rank:#923
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#7 - Me after 2 weeks on a canoe trip and short hair for the sake o… 4 hours ago on how to rate male... 0
#6 - One of the pics of me I can stand, lay it on me.  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on how to rate male... 0
#7 - carlonord (4 hours ago) [-]
Me after 2 weeks on a canoe trip and short hair for the sake of different perspectives. Also heavily sun burnt.
#62 - Obligatory. I don't even care anymore, I just w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Dog +11
User avatar #68 - Nahyon (05/26/2015) [-]
Hilarious and Original :^)
#40 - Sask eh? I got lucky with my town in that most of the bogans l… 05/26/2015 on 'murica 0
#33 - Northwestern Ontario, you?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on 'murica 0
User avatar #34 - obviouscaptain (05/26/2015) [-]
Regina. So many Indians its unreal.
User avatar #40 - carlonord (05/26/2015) [-]
Sask eh? I got lucky with my town in that most of the bogans live on the reserves nearby. Though they still manage to cause shit in town from time to time. They get some nice perks too for hunting, fishing, and lake usage. It's not like I have a problem with them, it's the shit they pull and how they act.

A few months ago, they convinced a young boy in my town to sneak into a friend of mine's house, and steal his younger sister's underwear (she's 13-14 idk). Once he did that, he was told to put it all in a tree near the high school, hangin from the branches Now this kid was native too, but he's a good kid, does well in school and this is the first bad thing I've heard out of him. Since then, he's kind of had a bad light cast on him, rightfully so mind you. He was pressured into it, and sure he could've ignored it, but you know how peer pressure works with some people. Hopin they'll get popular and so they make mistakes.
#27 - So what you're telling me is that they're drunk off their ass …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2015 on 'murica 0
User avatar #32 - obviouscaptain (05/26/2015) [-]
I know that feel. Whenever Indians get paid they always stumble around town drunk as fuck then its back to the reserve. Where you from canabro?
User avatar #33 - carlonord (05/26/2015) [-]
Northwestern Ontario, you?
User avatar #34 - obviouscaptain (05/26/2015) [-]
Regina. So many Indians its unreal.
User avatar #40 - carlonord (05/26/2015) [-]
Sask eh? I got lucky with my town in that most of the bogans live on the reserves nearby. Though they still manage to cause shit in town from time to time. They get some nice perks too for hunting, fishing, and lake usage. It's not like I have a problem with them, it's the shit they pull and how they act.

A few months ago, they convinced a young boy in my town to sneak into a friend of mine's house, and steal his younger sister's underwear (she's 13-14 idk). Once he did that, he was told to put it all in a tree near the high school, hangin from the branches Now this kid was native too, but he's a good kid, does well in school and this is the first bad thing I've heard out of him. Since then, he's kind of had a bad light cast on him, rightfully so mind you. He was pressured into it, and sure he could've ignored it, but you know how peer pressure works with some people. Hopin they'll get popular and so they make mistakes.
#247 - Because I didn't realize I had it until I bought the game. No … 05/25/2015 on Ark: Survival Evolved 0
#129 - I can't bring myself to play it anymore, not after the reaper …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Ark: Survival Evolved 0
#171 - kinginthenorth (05/25/2015) [-]
Why would you buy a game centered around being in open water when you have that phobia?
#249 - sposadox (05/25/2015) [-]
Same reason people buy horror games I guess. I also have an intense fear of the dark ocean, I probably won't play Subnautica anymore until they release the multiplayer update. I was terrified before they even put things in to be really terrified of. lol
User avatar #247 - carlonord (05/25/2015) [-]
Because I didn't realize I had it until I bought the game. No game I ever played before ever really had those kind of sections, much less was the entire game. So I bought the game knowing who the dev was and really liking the premise, only to find that it reduces me to a quivering puddle of tears and piss.
#10 - Picture 05/24/2015 on Vladi +1
#118 - Also SC, cause sci fi doesn`t mean hi-tech.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Science Fiction Rifle/Gun comp 0
User avatar #186 - afaik (05/23/2015) [-]
Now, why is that crossbow so fucking bulky?

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#44 - mcburd (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by carlonord
#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
#32 - medewu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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