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carlonord

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
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Content Ranking:#12072
Comment Ranking:#1244
Highest Content Rank:#3293
Highest Comment Rank:#992
Content Thumbs: 604 total,  660 ,  56
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Level 52 Content: Sammich eater → Level 53 Content: Sammich eater
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Content Views:35557
Times Content Favorited:69 times
Total Comments Made:2247
FJ Points:7628
Favorite Tags: bullshit (2) | sjw (2)

latest user's comments

#24 - Forgot to mention that the soft spot on my head only stopped b… 1 hour ago on An Hero 0
#23 - I have a very resilient bone structure, I've yet to break a bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on An Hero 0
User avatar #30 - thisxshitxisxhard (11 minutes ago) [-]
dam man go be a stunt man or some shit
User avatar #24 - carlonord (1 hour ago) [-]
Forgot to mention that the soft spot on my head only stopped being so sensitive in the past year or two.
#38 - If you mean she likes me, I know already that she does, she us…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Guess who's back 0
User avatar #39 - ieatbengay (9 hours ago) [-]
this is like identical to my situation except she's slightly less crazy and the distance isn't that huge, and i like her a bit i'm just not sure if we actually get a long that well one to one in person
#136 - Neither do I really, I don't even know what's going on in my c… 13 hours ago on Absolutely halal sweden +1
#134 - ... I have no clue what you just said. All I got from that was…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Absolutely halal sweden +1
User avatar #135 - lorkhan (13 hours ago) [-]
it OK bruh, I don't know shit about the political situation in the US.
User avatar #136 - carlonord (13 hours ago) [-]
Neither do I really, I don't even know what's going on in my country of Canada! Like I said, I'm a failure in regards to politics.
#13 - Are you that weak that cleavage bothers you, really? Who gives…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Just Horrible -1
User avatar #33 - zourch (8 hours ago) [-]
i'm not weak minded
I jack off to unspeakable things...

I just don't like blatant titties trying to get thumbs for being "funny"

If I wanna see tits i'll go to NSFW or call up your mom
#32 - anonexplains (9 hours ago) [-]
Fuck off, there is a NSFW. I go there if I want to fap, I come here for the funny
#22 - I feel ya bud, I know a girl that keeps trying to talk to me, …  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on Guess who's back +3
#33 - stalini (12 hours ago) [-]
Dunno how to break this down to you, but you're retarded
User avatar #38 - carlonord (11 hours ago) [-]
If you mean she likes me, I know already that she does, she used to like me obsessively but I don't know about that anymore. Thing is, I don't want her, plus I don't do long distance. Add to that the fact that she could be considered an SJW, both in personality and looks, I want none.
User avatar #39 - ieatbengay (9 hours ago) [-]
this is like identical to my situation except she's slightly less crazy and the distance isn't that huge, and i like her a bit i'm just not sure if we actually get a long that well one to one in person
User avatar #27 - ieatbengay (12 hours ago) [-]
i hate this, girls who start talking to you first then expect you to take over as if you're hitting on them or something
#125 - Ya Toronto has a problem with em, but most of the population i… 14 hours ago on Absolutely halal sweden 0
#123 - Care to explain the recent election? I'm curious.  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on Absolutely halal sweden 0
User avatar #133 - lorkhan (13 hours ago) [-]
Social democrates won, moderates lost, F! didn't make into our goverment, SD didn't win but it got boosted with 13% of the votes so it was the party that gained most on the election, all the other parties was pretty much ignored and cuddled up to the new masters. However since neither the moderates or the social democrates wants to wrok with SD the third largest party they compromise with each other and fully ignore SD.

It was close to become a re-election because SD didn't approve the Social Democrates budgetplan, but in the end the Moderates gave in and supported the Social Democrates. So no re-election was had, now its kind of stale in politics. No one wants to work with SD and no one likes each other either.

This is all a rough summary.
User avatar #134 - carlonord (13 hours ago) [-]
... I have no clue what you just said. All I got from that was SD and the social democrats are not the same thing, no one likes SD, and I have no idea what this means in any way because I'm a failure when it comes to politics, especially those of a different continent.

Thanks for trying though.
User avatar #135 - lorkhan (13 hours ago) [-]
it OK bruh, I don't know shit about the political situation in the US.
User avatar #136 - carlonord (13 hours ago) [-]
Neither do I really, I don't even know what's going on in my country of Canada! Like I said, I'm a failure in regards to politics.
#34 - katiamanagen 14 hours ago on lipstick 0

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#44 - mcburd (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by carlonord
#29 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
[Tardiness Intensifies]
User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
#32 - medewu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
How did i know your PP was jon tron.
I AIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVVING THAT ****
#23 - therealsuperderpy (10/07/2013) [-]
******* vore loving faggot kill yourself.
I love you.
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