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carlfroch

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:3/22/2013
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:Somewhere over the Rainbow
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#4 - Comment deleted 01/29/2015 on Burgers 0
#76 - The more I read, the more I like you hahaha  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Soccer v. Hockey 0
User avatar #77 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
So i'm basically anal sex with your dad?
#74 - What a thrilling tale  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Soccer v. Hockey 0
User avatar #75 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
I'm wicked hard, i'm going to go pound off. Nice chat canada hat faggot i hope you get your balls drained nigger
User avatar #76 - carlfroch (01/29/2015) [-]
The more I read, the more I like you hahaha
User avatar #77 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
So i'm basically anal sex with your dad?
#71 - I was playing ice hockey (still am)  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Soccer v. Hockey 0
User avatar #72 - slothboner (01/28/2015) [-]
Have you ever drilled a hole in the ice and fucked it? I drilled a hole in my dads asshole with my cock and fucked it like it was my sisters asshole but really he didn't let me lol
#74 - carlfroch (01/28/2015) [-]
What a thrilling tale
User avatar #75 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
I'm wicked hard, i'm going to go pound off. Nice chat canada hat faggot i hope you get your balls drained nigger
User avatar #76 - carlfroch (01/29/2015) [-]
The more I read, the more I like you hahaha
User avatar #77 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
So i'm basically anal sex with your dad?
#56 - To be honest, I think soccer is great because it's cheap. The …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Soccer v. Hockey +1
#68 - skelebones (01/28/2015) [-]
its generally the same. america has such a wide diversity of everything sports included they often times choose baseball or swimming or something relativly cheap.
User avatar #67 - slothboner (01/28/2015) [-]
Roller Hockey or Ice Hockey?
User avatar #71 - carlfroch (01/28/2015) [-]
I was playing ice hockey (still am)
User avatar #72 - slothboner (01/28/2015) [-]
Have you ever drilled a hole in the ice and fucked it? I drilled a hole in my dads asshole with my cock and fucked it like it was my sisters asshole but really he didn't let me lol
#74 - carlfroch (01/28/2015) [-]
What a thrilling tale
User avatar #75 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
I'm wicked hard, i'm going to go pound off. Nice chat canada hat faggot i hope you get your balls drained nigger
User avatar #76 - carlfroch (01/29/2015) [-]
The more I read, the more I like you hahaha
User avatar #77 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
So i'm basically anal sex with your dad?
#44 - GIF not related, I just like it Exactly this, problem …  [+] (18 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Soccer v. Hockey +1
User avatar #53 - slothboner (01/28/2015) [-]
Soccer players are the biggest pussies in the united states, they're the fags that can't play football or basketball. The white ones.
#102 - ronjeremysweiner (01/29/2015) [-]
from what i watched of the world cup USA faked injuries less than anyone else
User avatar #106 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah because we play real sports in our country so soccer players can't fake injuries since they're already seen as pussies compared to real athletes here.
#107 - ronjeremysweiner (01/29/2015) [-]
i mean
basketball is one of the biggest sports here, so not all of our athletes arent pussies
User avatar #109 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
Basketball players are 15 times tougher than soccer players are you legally mental? Have you watched basketball and soccer games?
#111 - ronjeremysweiner (01/29/2015) [-]
i wont ague over who's tougher between a soccer and basketball player, but imo basketball players aren't that tough. sprain ur ankle and ur out for a few weeks
accidentally elbow other player, penalty
#115 - ronjeremysweiner has deleted their comment.
User avatar #112 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
Its called a foul, and you can legally elbow someone if they're in your bubble. Compared to soccer, there is like 500x more contact in basketball. If you sprained your ankle you couldn't play basketball or soccer, if you actually sprain it there is no way to sprint and cut effectively, especially for basketball with much quicker and constant cutting.
#116 - ronjeremysweiner (01/30/2015) [-]
i still never liked the sport
fun to watch people who are good at it or dick around with a rougher bunch of friends, but playing in leagues always pissed me off because i would grab the ball and wrestle with kids and it was usually a foul and i thought that was dumb
i realize now that it's b/c its a speed/agility game so i respect it more but i still cant play it
User avatar #56 - carlfroch (01/28/2015) [-]
To be honest, I think soccer is great because it's cheap. The equipment does not cost as much as say, hockey stuff (I used to play when I was young, the equipment is crazy costy). Soccer keeps kids away from the streets and bad stuff here in Quebec, which I assume is the same for the rest of Canada, no idea for US though.
#68 - skelebones (01/28/2015) [-]
its generally the same. america has such a wide diversity of everything sports included they often times choose baseball or swimming or something relativly cheap.
User avatar #67 - slothboner (01/28/2015) [-]
Roller Hockey or Ice Hockey?
User avatar #71 - carlfroch (01/28/2015) [-]
I was playing ice hockey (still am)
User avatar #72 - slothboner (01/28/2015) [-]
Have you ever drilled a hole in the ice and fucked it? I drilled a hole in my dads asshole with my cock and fucked it like it was my sisters asshole but really he didn't let me lol
#74 - carlfroch (01/28/2015) [-]
What a thrilling tale
User avatar #75 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
I'm wicked hard, i'm going to go pound off. Nice chat canada hat faggot i hope you get your balls drained nigger
User avatar #76 - carlfroch (01/29/2015) [-]
The more I read, the more I like you hahaha
User avatar #77 - slothboner (01/29/2015) [-]
So i'm basically anal sex with your dad?
#3 - Yeah  [+] (7 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Soccer v. Hockey +75
#16 - bonerjam (01/28/2015) [-]
look at how the goalie picks him up in such a caring and precious manner and he got a fuckin yellow
whaaaaaaaat!?
#37 - anonexplains (01/28/2015) [-]
Maybe because if he was really hurt it would've been bad.

Anyway I hope the other player got a yellow card too.
#82 - myjunk (01/29/2015) [-]
But he walks normally afterwards. If your foot actually hurts, you don't walk like that
#105 - innocentbabies (01/29/2015) [-]
Right, but if he had been actually hurt, it would have been bad. Hindsight's always 20/20. If you just assume they're always faking, people could get, like, actually hurt in soccer.
#113 - myjunk (01/29/2015) [-]
The ref gives the yellow card AFTER the blue player gets up and walks towards the Keeper.
#114 - innocentbabies (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you can't just reward that behavior, because then if someone is actually hurt, the precedent that has been set is that it's okay to do this.
#66 - skelebones (01/28/2015) [-]
he didnt
#7 - I'd fall for his ******** 01/28/2015 on Advice +9
#7 - I succeeded in quitting WoW after 5 attempts, I feel you, good… 01/28/2015 on farewell 0
#113 - yeah  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Why funnyjunk never goes out +4
User avatar #117 - danrmanalt (01/26/2015) [-]
If I don't exercise, I don't need to shower every day
#119 - rollfourexplain (01/26/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 8,849**

If you can afford the water+soap usage, you really should.
And if you can spare the time to do some enjoyable activity that is technically exercise: you should do it.

Even if you desire to do something more than something else, taking a break from it can help ensure it still feels like a desirable option. And if it's not, then well you had time to think about that.
#1 - This pleases me  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Animal's getting along Pt. 2 +6
#2 - affix (01/23/2015) [-]
#12 - anonexplains (01/23/2015) [-]
i have special eyes
#5 - 4-5 would have been funny, poor guy  [+] (6 new replies) 01/23/2015 on when the meme so supreme... +122
User avatar #20 - NinjaZombie (01/23/2015) [-]
Anyone got source of this gif?
User avatar #25 - prycebear (01/24/2015) [-]
Its Jonah Hill
User avatar #26 - NinjaZombie (01/24/2015) [-]
OH REALLY!?
User avatar #29 - prycebear (01/24/2015) [-]
Emma Stone was presenting an award with Ben Stiller, and she was encouraging Jonah to come up to the stage and dance with her.
Oscars not sure what year.
User avatar #28 - gentlemantoast (01/24/2015) [-]
It looks like an award show
#27 - prycebear has deleted their comment.
#214 - Native americans in northern quebec: Reservations are given th… 01/23/2015 on Cause I'm black 0
#3 - Picture 01/22/2015 on Pretty much +3
#8 - What that man is charging me with a knife? Let me use rubber b… 01/22/2015 on Ayyyyy +2
#8 - plz no ban  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Hula Hoop +30
#29 - willys (01/16/2015) [-]
Y'know call me weird but I always thought anal in porn was just gross.

Then Remy Lacroix happened.
#17 - venompwns (01/15/2015) [-]
#10 - demonfone (01/15/2015) [-]
Remy Lacroix is a hottie. But still.
User avatar #25 - sketchE (01/16/2015) [-]
oh i could watch lucario play golf with that yellow bitch all day
#19 - You beat me to it! It sounds like a lesbian pornstar's name 01/15/2015 on Had my baby! +1
#273 - ''Check your fedora privileges.'' 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp : Fourdora 0
#106 - It's crap like this that'll make cops consider even nerf guns …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Sneaky... +8
User avatar #136 - reican (01/12/2015) [-]
it's also what makes cops to think that a person who is laying on the ground, surrendering is actually a death-droid from an alternate universe that will never stop into all humans are dead, therefore must kill it first.
#4 - Don't get me wrong, I like all the ''I am Charlie'' posts, but… 01/09/2015 on The Tower +158
#12 - ''Only Dread'' pls no. 01/09/2015 on What does today have for you? 0
#8 - woah there man! 01/09/2015 on funny text message +5
#5 - oh that would be the best, I like their originality hehe  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on funny text message 0
#6 - devexx (01/09/2015) [-]
didnt mean to sound like a cunt anything thats atleast trying to be funny (this wasn't that great but eh) without cringy cancrous annoying tumblr comments gets a positive thumb from me
#16 - What's he gonna do against a dynamite master? 01/09/2015 on Martial Arts 0
#16 - You must be the kind of guy that things a hand gun is fair aga… 01/09/2015 on #JeSuisCharlie 0

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User avatar #1 - Ekans (09/09/2013) [-]
**** you. Thumbing down my post
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