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#119589 - Are you sure it isn't called the Black Eye Orb ?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #119591 - krizzah (08/19/2012) [-]
...Fucking google lied to me. You're probably right.
User avatar #119592 - carchariasthefurry (08/19/2012) [-]
I noticed it was brought up in conversation with Fire Keeper Souls. Tell me, do you know what to do with it?
User avatar #119597 - krizzah (08/19/2012) [-]
Not really, it says I can invade the world of the knight guy who killed the blind girl. Not sure how that works exactly to be honest.
User avatar #119607 - carchariasthefurry (08/19/2012) [-]
Also, after you do all that, once you kill Ornstien and Smough by going through the giant fog gate, Knight Lautrec's armor is found on a corpse in the room. Simply go up the elevator on the right side, walk down the path, and loot it there.
User avatar #119646 - krizzah (08/19/2012) [-]
Would that be useful seeing as I'm a pyromancer? Also, thanks for the walkthrough :D
User avatar #119605 - carchariasthefurry (08/19/2012) [-]
1) You go to Anor Londo. You get there by defeating the Iron Golem at the top of Sen's Fortress.
2) You make your way to the bonfire, first big open area, off to the left.
3) After that, go down the lift and defeat the Gargoyle.
4) Go down the path on the left side, and walk across the precarious pathway leading from it. Make sure you aren't human, because if you get invaded at this point you are absolutely boned.
5) Make your way across the even more precarious pathway, jump down, go through the fog gate.
6) Walk forwards, push the giant lever to make the platform spin, fight the second gargoyle.
7) Make your way up the staircase you now have access to, kill or avoid the giants (they're fairly easy 1 on 1), and walk through the archway on the right side, and go down the stairs.
8) Kill the Demons, do it one on one though, because they move fast and have unblockable attacks. You can ironically kill them by pushing them off the platform, despite their wings.
9) Make your way down the pathway, kill the other two demons. Be sure to move around a lot, otherwise you will be killed by dragonslayer arrows.
10) Make your way up the pathway, sprinting with shield up OR hit the archer on the right with two poison arrows and wait for him to die on his own.
11) Slowly walk to the right, keep your shield up for the arrows, wait for him to either fall off the cliff or parry his melee attack.
12) Keep moving forward, fog gate, bonfire on the left.
13) Keep going through the the rooms until you make it into the giant room with the sentinels (giants wearing blue capes).
13.5) Optional, run towards the giant door and open it for easier access to the room.
14) Use the black eye orb to invade Knight Lautrec's world, where you have to kill him. He is accompanied by two other phantoms, but you only need to kill him to win.
15) You will now have a really good ring, some humanity, and a fire keeper soul you could use to revive the bonfire keeper back at firelink shrine.
#119583 - You're going to have to be a hell of a lot more specific than …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #119588 - krizzah (08/19/2012) [-]
... It's called Black Eye Stone, pretty sure he knows what I'm talking about
User avatar #119589 - carchariasthefurry (08/19/2012) [-]
Are you sure it isn't called the Black Eye Orb?
User avatar #119591 - krizzah (08/19/2012) [-]
...Fucking google lied to me. You're probably right.
User avatar #119592 - carchariasthefurry (08/19/2012) [-]
I noticed it was brought up in conversation with Fire Keeper Souls. Tell me, do you know what to do with it?
User avatar #119597 - krizzah (08/19/2012) [-]
Not really, it says I can invade the world of the knight guy who killed the blind girl. Not sure how that works exactly to be honest.
User avatar #119607 - carchariasthefurry (08/19/2012) [-]
Also, after you do all that, once you kill Ornstien and Smough by going through the giant fog gate, Knight Lautrec's armor is found on a corpse in the room. Simply go up the elevator on the right side, walk down the path, and loot it there.
User avatar #119646 - krizzah (08/19/2012) [-]
Would that be useful seeing as I'm a pyromancer? Also, thanks for the walkthrough :D
User avatar #119605 - carchariasthefurry (08/19/2012) [-]
1) You go to Anor Londo. You get there by defeating the Iron Golem at the top of Sen's Fortress.
2) You make your way to the bonfire, first big open area, off to the left.
3) After that, go down the lift and defeat the Gargoyle.
4) Go down the path on the left side, and walk across the precarious pathway leading from it. Make sure you aren't human, because if you get invaded at this point you are absolutely boned.
5) Make your way across the even more precarious pathway, jump down, go through the fog gate.
6) Walk forwards, push the giant lever to make the platform spin, fight the second gargoyle.
7) Make your way up the staircase you now have access to, kill or avoid the giants (they're fairly easy 1 on 1), and walk through the archway on the right side, and go down the stairs.
8) Kill the Demons, do it one on one though, because they move fast and have unblockable attacks. You can ironically kill them by pushing them off the platform, despite their wings.
9) Make your way down the pathway, kill the other two demons. Be sure to move around a lot, otherwise you will be killed by dragonslayer arrows.
10) Make your way up the pathway, sprinting with shield up OR hit the archer on the right with two poison arrows and wait for him to die on his own.
11) Slowly walk to the right, keep your shield up for the arrows, wait for him to either fall off the cliff or parry his melee attack.
12) Keep moving forward, fog gate, bonfire on the left.
13) Keep going through the the rooms until you make it into the giant room with the sentinels (giants wearing blue capes).
13.5) Optional, run towards the giant door and open it for easier access to the room.
14) Use the black eye orb to invade Knight Lautrec's world, where you have to kill him. He is accompanied by two other phantoms, but you only need to kill him to win.
15) You will now have a really good ring, some humanity, and a fire keeper soul you could use to revive the bonfire keeper back at firelink shrine.
#119580 - How does it feel to be several years behind the bandwagon?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #119741 - ghostninja (08/19/2012) [-]
it feels good
#119578 - >Radeon Are you putting this together yourself? I'… 08/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#16 - Woah woah woah, back the **** up. What was she tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on cokes are assholes 0
User avatar #18 - mydogizmexican (08/19/2012) [-]
when the carbonation makes your eyes water
#171 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Awesome +4
#192 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK.
#119103 - QUESO ******* CHRISTO GET FENCES MAN 08/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#119101 - huehuehue so original 08/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#119099 - Yes. 08/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#153723 - Picture 08/19/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#118725 - Rate my build?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#118780 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
Going for a backstab build eh?
#118784 - dejoib (08/19/2012) [-]
Or Wotg Spam?
#118793 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
Either way it's a pretty annoying overdone build,fish for backstabs then spam WoTG when you panic.
Throw in TwoP and we could call it a day.
#118810 - dejoib (08/19/2012) [-]
Currently trying out a pyro/dex build. Though I'm having trouble deciding what armour to use.
#118030 - Sunlight Dragon Tooth?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #118089 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
or crystal magic weapon if you have the aptitude
User avatar #118088 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
the sunlight blade miracle
#117984 - So, question time. Should I stick with Gravelording or try to …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #117989 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
I like the darkwraiths. to take down the 4 kings, ditch beatrice and try to get an actual summon, wait around a while for a good one. only summon one. A three man fight give the 4 kings too much health. normally thats not an issue, but for the kings it is, that extra health makes it nearly impossible to take down one before the next shows up, ending up as a clusterfuck. try to get someone that does magic. also, if you have the gusto, a sunlight dragon tooth +5 is my boss weapon of choice.
User avatar #118030 - carchariasthefurry (08/18/2012) [-]
Sunlight Dragon Tooth?
User avatar #118089 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
or crystal magic weapon if you have the aptitude
User avatar #118088 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
the sunlight blade miracle
#117975 - I know the rule for Lautrec is "Humanity is humanity, how…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #117980 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
Thats because you are one now. let it flow through you and empower you, not inhibit you. in my opinion, its dark souls, some posh guys may call you rude for not bowing, but its all fair game. unless youre wearing full havel with flip ring, then youre just making an ass of yourself.
User avatar #117984 - carchariasthefurry (08/18/2012) [-]
So, question time. Should I stick with Gravelording or try to get into the Darkwraiths? Mind you I have never been able to kill the 4 kings, even with full havel's+lighting zweihander+witch beatrice.
User avatar #117989 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
I like the darkwraiths. to take down the 4 kings, ditch beatrice and try to get an actual summon, wait around a while for a good one. only summon one. A three man fight give the 4 kings too much health. normally thats not an issue, but for the kings it is, that extra health makes it nearly impossible to take down one before the next shows up, ending up as a clusterfuck. try to get someone that does magic. also, if you have the gusto, a sunlight dragon tooth +5 is my boss weapon of choice.
User avatar #118030 - carchariasthefurry (08/18/2012) [-]
Sunlight Dragon Tooth?
User avatar #118089 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
or crystal magic weapon if you have the aptitude
User avatar #118088 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
the sunlight blade miracle
#117968 - lolnothumbs  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #117971 - ghostninja (08/18/2012) [-]
dont care about thumbs i have enough as it is
#117967 - Please, Valve, you love sales. Buy EA, Valve, buy EA. 08/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +5
#117926 - The Dark Souls character planner. 08/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#117924 - I plan on Gravelording in the Undead Burg as Lautrec. …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #117972 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
Youre lautrec, you dont give a shit about morals anymore!
User avatar #117975 - carchariasthefurry (08/18/2012) [-]
I know the rule for Lautrec is "Humanity is humanity, however you get it is fair game" but I still feel like a bit of an ass.
User avatar #117980 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
Thats because you are one now. let it flow through you and empower you, not inhibit you. in my opinion, its dark souls, some posh guys may call you rude for not bowing, but its all fair game. unless youre wearing full havel with flip ring, then youre just making an ass of yourself.
User avatar #117984 - carchariasthefurry (08/18/2012) [-]
So, question time. Should I stick with Gravelording or try to get into the Darkwraiths? Mind you I have never been able to kill the 4 kings, even with full havel's+lighting zweihander+witch beatrice.
User avatar #117989 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
I like the darkwraiths. to take down the 4 kings, ditch beatrice and try to get an actual summon, wait around a while for a good one. only summon one. A three man fight give the 4 kings too much health. normally thats not an issue, but for the kings it is, that extra health makes it nearly impossible to take down one before the next shows up, ending up as a clusterfuck. try to get someone that does magic. also, if you have the gusto, a sunlight dragon tooth +5 is my boss weapon of choice.
User avatar #118030 - carchariasthefurry (08/18/2012) [-]
Sunlight Dragon Tooth?
User avatar #118089 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
or crystal magic weapon if you have the aptitude
User avatar #118088 - gildemoono (08/18/2012) [-]
the sunlight blade miracle
User avatar #117925 - junesnow (08/18/2012) [-]
wheres that menu from?
User avatar #117926 - carchariasthefurry (08/18/2012) [-]
The Dark Souls character planner.
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Alfred had enough of your... +3
User avatar #47 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/16/2012) [-]
yea I know Im deleting it.
#34 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Alfred had enough of your... +6
#42 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu has deleted their comment.
#46 - carchariasthefurry (08/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #47 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/16/2012) [-]
yea I know Im deleting it.
#36 - solarhaze (08/16/2012) [-]
#227 - REPRESENT  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Don't talk shit about my waifu +6
User avatar #233 - jovanlisac (08/16/2012) [-]
hanako <3
#34 - Seriously though, what is the point of this crap? 08/15/2012 on don't mess with anonymoose 0
#28 - ******* seriously? It's just a picture of a …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2012 on don't mess with anonymoose 0
#33 - lordalpha (08/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #34 - carchariasthefurry (08/15/2012) [-]
Seriously though, what is the point of this crap?
#32 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [-]
I don't think you are a grownup judgeing by the font.
#31 - Wrong finger bro 08/15/2012 on Fuck You +8
#32 - HOLY **** A GAMEBOY I USED TO HAVE… 08/15/2012 on Gameboy +55

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User avatar #120 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
what did you reply to me with? there was a gif of a guy getting it and i said who wanted to do that to me (i think)
User avatar #117 - ilovegir (07/14/2012) [-]
i love you.
#119 to #118 - ilovegir (07/14/2012) [-]
Captein is my hero.
Captein is my hero.
#112 - redwolfradolf (07/11/2012) [-]
I see you are a furry.....
User avatar #113 to #113 - carchariasthefurry (07/11/2012) [-]
Really? How'd you know?
#114 to #114 - redwolfradolf (07/11/2012) [-]
I have my ways.....
User avatar #115 to #115 - carchariasthefurry (07/11/2012) [-]
You're not an avatarfag are you?
#116 to #116 - redwolfradolf (07/12/2012) [-]
...........................
User avatar #100 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #102 to #102 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
sorry for the late add i didnt notice you :P
User avatar #103 to #103 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
It's okay, didn't think someone with "troll" in their name would do it anyway.
User avatar #104 to #104 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
i wish i could change it im quite unamused with it
User avatar #105 to #105 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Well, my old name was "youhaveasmallpenis" which didn't go well when posting in NSFW, so you could always create a new account.
User avatar #106 to #106 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
yea true but i dont feel like going through all the ******** again kinda lazy
#108 to #108 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
but anyway how are you
User avatar #109 to #109 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Well, alright I suppose. Just became an uncle this morning, so that's something, my porn collection got corrupted so I am still working with tech support to get it back, and I have a messed up tailbone.
User avatar #110 to #110 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
hmm im fine became an uncle a few months ago my porn is alright and i have no problems with my tailbone
User avatar #111 to #111 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Uhh... okay...
User avatar #76 - epicurious (06/02/2012) [-]
couldn't read my comment... was I right? XD
User avatar #77 to #77 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
on the contest?
User avatar #78 to #78 - epicurious (06/02/2012) [-]
Yep ^_^
User avatar #79 to #79 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
nobody was right

everyone was wrong
#74 - troflmao (06/02/2012) [-]
i love you, and everything about you
i love you, and everything about you
#75 to #75 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
oh, thank you! ^3^
#66 - whoozy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63 - ThePhotoBomber (05/09/2012) [-]
I just read the entire conversation below me, and am immensely curious >.>
User avatar #64 to #64 - carchariasthefurry (05/09/2012) [-]
You'll have to wait like everybody else ^^
User avatar #65 to #65 - ThePhotoBomber (05/09/2012) [-]
nuuuu *flails*
User avatar #40 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
awesome femboi post was awesome X3
#41 to #41 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
thanks, I just wish the thumbs would break even so I could keep posting :/

oh well
User avatar #42 to #42 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
*puts away personal femboi folder and grumbles* I'll hold off on posting then...
User avatar #43 to #43 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
hey, wanna help make a huge comp of femboy?
#44 to #44 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
Why yes, yes I do
User avatar #45 to #45 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I figured to upload it to imgur, so people can save individual pictures if they wanted to.
also people get butthurt if they see a gay pic thumbnail

So, one of us send our collections to the other and upload it.

Would you like to do it?
User avatar #46 to #46 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
I'll send you my collection, I don't have an account (Usually do pics/vids of myself, so I tend to stay to the small FJ community when I feel like uploading stuff :P)
User avatar #47 to #47 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
Wait wut

What do you mean you don't have an account?
User avatar #48 to #48 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
You, um... you probably don't need an account there, do you... >.>
User avatar #49 to #49 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
OHHH, you mean imgur

No, you don't actually need an account, it's just simple image hosting ^^

In case you are on the dark with anything else, I was going to put the images on imgur and post the link in the NSFW section.
User avatar #52 to #52 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm a furry to, but I'm more looking for real femboys, and it looks like quite a bit of this is ******** /cartoons/furry :/

also, quite a few duplicates
User avatar #53 to #53 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
Ah, forgot there was furry stuff... Also, my femboi folder is only like 20 pics or so... didn't think there were any duplicates though
User avatar #54 to #54 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
No I mean, I already have all of your boys in there :/

Then again, mine has 162 images. ^^
User avatar #55 to #55 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
and you thought you needed more...? XD
User avatar #56 to #56 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
well... I did say huge comp of femboy
User avatar #57 to #57 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
ah. Wish I could help, but I mostly do vids on here instead of pics to avoid too mch of a risk them being spread around the interwebs... :P
User avatar #58 to #58 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
well, could you maybe help me find some videos to put in for the description? ^-^
User avatar #59 to #59 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
kidsune maybe, cute femboi, massive dildos... :P
User avatar #60 to #60 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I mean links ._.
User avatar #61 to #61 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
ah...

I'm not smart...
User avatar #50 to #50 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
okiedoke :) Uploading my folder on there now
User avatar #34 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
first you get banned from photobucket, then you start a holy war - you're on a roll -- go go go
User avatar #35 to #35 - carchariasthefurry (05/07/2012) [-]
What should I do next?
User avatar #36 to #36 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
well you've hit sex and religion, i suppose politics would be next, though fj has never struck me as any kind of soapbox. perhaps after more coffee i'll be a more productive idea man
User avatar #37 to #37 - carchariasthefurry (05/07/2012) [-]
From that picture of yours, I keep forgetting you're a guy. >w<
User avatar #38 to #38 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
i'm not familiar with >w<
User avatar #31 - oatmalen (05/05/2012) [-]
banned from photobucket???
User avatar #32 to #32 - carchariasthefurry (05/05/2012) [-]
I kinda wish i read their terms of usage and such, because nudity is a no-no.

derp
User avatar #33 to #33 - oatmalen (05/05/2012) [-]
well, at least you went out in style, making many people very happy
#20 - juggalotank (05/02/2012) [-]
thumb up ALL the femboy pics!



Keep posting please :3
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User avatar #18 - oatmalen (05/02/2012) [-]
i do believe you've started a craze :)
User avatar #19 to #18 - carchariasthefurry (05/02/2012) [-]
I certainly hope so

I appeared to have with gfur, and now this.

one new thing to nsfw at a time
User avatar #16 - oatmalen (04/30/2012) [-]
well thank you for making my eveing a bit better :)
User avatar #17 to #16 - carchariasthefurry (04/30/2012) [-]
my pleasure
User avatar #12 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Hello, mein freund. c:
User avatar #14 to #13 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
How are thou? Mr. ***** Avatar? =3
User avatar #15 to #14 - carchariasthefurry (04/23/2012) [-]
A bit sad
User avatar #11 - kittywithclaws ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
all my thumbs.
#4 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
CHILL THE **** OUT, I'M HERE. :U
User avatar #1 - ILoveFurries (03/25/2012) [-]
Mmmm...Sweet sweet comment virginity....
User avatar #2 to #1 - carchariasthefurry (03/25/2012) [-]
Well thanks for deflowering my profile.
#3 to #2 - ILoveFurries (03/25/2012) [-]
This image has expired
You belong to me now. :U
User avatar #5 to #3 - carchariasthefurry (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm afraid to ask why someone drew that.
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