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#10542 - >Implying that law means jack **** . I…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #10544 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
"convoluted...nobody can follow them correctly"? I think that law is pretty straightforward. 16- and 17-yr-olds can fuck people who are 16-17 but no one outside that age group. 18-yr-olds can fuck ppl 18 or older, but no one younger. as long as you know your own age, you just refer to those parameters and there's no reason to be confused.
User avatar #10545 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not talking about me, looking at the question you asked earlier, I'm more talking about you. You might have this huge moral barrier in your pants, but do you think a guy ready to pull his dick out is going to stop at the last moment and think through this?
User avatar #10549 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not the kind of guy who generalizes so easily that I'm just like, welp, guys are horny, might as well just let sleeping dogs fuck. I like to think there are at least a few guys out there with more self-control. Then again I'm just overly optimistic.
User avatar #10565 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
Why should we have self control? If you feel like having sex with someone you love, than why should you not do it? I am not religious, so if it's because of religion than I do not need an explanation.
User avatar #10636 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
While i could reference religious law, i won't. the specific reason that i personally want to wait until marriage is because i view sex as the highest form of physical intimacy between a couple. and as such, it loses its value (in my eyes) if you share it with more than one person. so i only want to have it with the one woman i'm going to spend the rest of my life with, and no one else. Now, that being said, i also feel that, even if you've found the person you're going to be with forever, you should still wait until marriage, because this can be a way to legitimize it, or, to use the more commonly used term, to consummate it. the marriage validates the sex, and in turn, the sex validates the marriage. this is all just my personal belief, but do you get what i'm saying?
User avatar #10645 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
I kind of get it, but you're still not 100% safe that you're gonna stay together for life. I'm just saying.
User avatar #10657 - jokeface (07/07/2012) [-]
Well I know that I'm going to marry my girlfriend, and I'm never going to divorce her. She might divorce me, and that'd be sad, but I'll wait for her to come around. I know for a fact that she's the last girl I'm ever going to be with.
#67228 - Pay for the damn thing. 07/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#67226 - Why the hell would we get mad? 07/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#10531 - Pennsylvania right? It's 16.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #10537 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
The de jure (in name) age of consent in Pennsylvania is 16 years of age for sexual consent but a corruption of minors statute against adults corrupting the morals of minors under 18 years of age exists which makes the de facto (in fact) age of consent in Pennsylvania 18 years of age. However, the corruption of minors statute only applies to perpetrators 18 years of age and older, so it is legal for minors 16-17 to have sex with each other but not with a partner 18 or older.

If his girlfriend is 18 then it's still illegal.
User avatar #10542 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
>Implying that law means jack shit.

It impresses me to see states trying to take laws into their own hands, all they end up doing is making them more convoluted that nobody can follow then correctly.

Sodomy is still illegal in some places, it still happens though. So how about this, just let them fuck without worrying about the police busting down their door screaming "you are under arrest for consensual sex."
User avatar #10544 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
"convoluted...nobody can follow them correctly"? I think that law is pretty straightforward. 16- and 17-yr-olds can fuck people who are 16-17 but no one outside that age group. 18-yr-olds can fuck ppl 18 or older, but no one younger. as long as you know your own age, you just refer to those parameters and there's no reason to be confused.
User avatar #10545 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not talking about me, looking at the question you asked earlier, I'm more talking about you. You might have this huge moral barrier in your pants, but do you think a guy ready to pull his dick out is going to stop at the last moment and think through this?
User avatar #10549 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not the kind of guy who generalizes so easily that I'm just like, welp, guys are horny, might as well just let sleeping dogs fuck. I like to think there are at least a few guys out there with more self-control. Then again I'm just overly optimistic.
User avatar #10565 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
Why should we have self control? If you feel like having sex with someone you love, than why should you not do it? I am not religious, so if it's because of religion than I do not need an explanation.
User avatar #10636 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
While i could reference religious law, i won't. the specific reason that i personally want to wait until marriage is because i view sex as the highest form of physical intimacy between a couple. and as such, it loses its value (in my eyes) if you share it with more than one person. so i only want to have it with the one woman i'm going to spend the rest of my life with, and no one else. Now, that being said, i also feel that, even if you've found the person you're going to be with forever, you should still wait until marriage, because this can be a way to legitimize it, or, to use the more commonly used term, to consummate it. the marriage validates the sex, and in turn, the sex validates the marriage. this is all just my personal belief, but do you get what i'm saying?
User avatar #10645 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
I kind of get it, but you're still not 100% safe that you're gonna stay together for life. I'm just saying.
User avatar #10657 - jokeface (07/07/2012) [-]
Well I know that I'm going to marry my girlfriend, and I'm never going to divorce her. She might divorce me, and that'd be sad, but I'll wait for her to come around. I know for a fact that she's the last girl I'm ever going to be with.
#10530 - It's not that hard to be the bigger man and put a stop to it, … 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#10526 - Well, in some states the age of consent is 16 as well, but in …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #10529 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
ah. well where i live, both people must be 18, or it's statutory. retarded, i know. but that's how it is.
User avatar #10531 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Pennsylvania right? It's 16.
User avatar #10537 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
The de jure (in name) age of consent in Pennsylvania is 16 years of age for sexual consent but a corruption of minors statute against adults corrupting the morals of minors under 18 years of age exists which makes the de facto (in fact) age of consent in Pennsylvania 18 years of age. However, the corruption of minors statute only applies to perpetrators 18 years of age and older, so it is legal for minors 16-17 to have sex with each other but not with a partner 18 or older.

If his girlfriend is 18 then it's still illegal.
User avatar #10542 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
>Implying that law means jack shit.

It impresses me to see states trying to take laws into their own hands, all they end up doing is making them more convoluted that nobody can follow then correctly.

Sodomy is still illegal in some places, it still happens though. So how about this, just let them fuck without worrying about the police busting down their door screaming "you are under arrest for consensual sex."
User avatar #10544 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
"convoluted...nobody can follow them correctly"? I think that law is pretty straightforward. 16- and 17-yr-olds can fuck people who are 16-17 but no one outside that age group. 18-yr-olds can fuck ppl 18 or older, but no one younger. as long as you know your own age, you just refer to those parameters and there's no reason to be confused.
User avatar #10545 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not talking about me, looking at the question you asked earlier, I'm more talking about you. You might have this huge moral barrier in your pants, but do you think a guy ready to pull his dick out is going to stop at the last moment and think through this?
User avatar #10549 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not the kind of guy who generalizes so easily that I'm just like, welp, guys are horny, might as well just let sleeping dogs fuck. I like to think there are at least a few guys out there with more self-control. Then again I'm just overly optimistic.
User avatar #10565 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
Why should we have self control? If you feel like having sex with someone you love, than why should you not do it? I am not religious, so if it's because of religion than I do not need an explanation.
User avatar #10636 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
While i could reference religious law, i won't. the specific reason that i personally want to wait until marriage is because i view sex as the highest form of physical intimacy between a couple. and as such, it loses its value (in my eyes) if you share it with more than one person. so i only want to have it with the one woman i'm going to spend the rest of my life with, and no one else. Now, that being said, i also feel that, even if you've found the person you're going to be with forever, you should still wait until marriage, because this can be a way to legitimize it, or, to use the more commonly used term, to consummate it. the marriage validates the sex, and in turn, the sex validates the marriage. this is all just my personal belief, but do you get what i'm saying?
User avatar #10645 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
I kind of get it, but you're still not 100% safe that you're gonna stay together for life. I'm just saying.
User avatar #10657 - jokeface (07/07/2012) [-]
Well I know that I'm going to marry my girlfriend, and I'm never going to divorce her. She might divorce me, and that'd be sad, but I'll wait for her to come around. I know for a fact that she's the last girl I'm ever going to be with.
#10422 - Well you've certainly got a unique situation, captain slow typ…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#10423 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, thanks for your help. My situation definitely is... different.
User avatar #10496 - coloredfolks (07/06/2012) [-]
i really wouldnt listen to that guy/girl. it is into tranny stuff and furries. not the kind of person i'd take advice from.
#10418 - Back the **** up. Answer me a few questi…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#10421 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh, and the clothes-on thing is because we've never had enough time to take it all the way. You know, parents and stuff.

I doubt I'm making any sense at all here.
#10419 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
I actually have no damn clue. I believe it's mostly a moral/religious thing. I do know what I'm going into, though, and no, it's not her first time. As for how I know she's into abuse, we've basically had clothes-on sex (I guess that's what you'd call it?) a lot, and I've learned what she likes from that. I told her that I've never watched porn and all that, so she's kind of teaching me this stuff.

Oh, and she's my first everything so far. First girlfriend, kiss, and everything else. Yes, it's pathetic, I'm 17 and I've never had a girlfriend. -_-
User avatar #10422 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Well you've certainly got a unique situation, captain slow typer. I would do the whole picnic and watch the sunset type of thing, or considering what your girlfriend is into, the whole hold her down and brutally rape her type of thing.

If from this.. uh.. 'clothes on sex' you can determine what she is, go with it. If she's more dominant, just go along with her little fantasy. Or maybe, if you see the chance, wow her and be the dominate one.

Oh, and on your little 'pathetic' comment, remember that you are still the one getting laid before even getting to the national age of consent.

Congratulations, again, by the way. You just averted becoming this guy:
efukt.com/20929_The_24_Year_Old_Virgin.html
#10423 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, thanks for your help. My situation definitely is... different.
User avatar #10496 - coloredfolks (07/06/2012) [-]
i really wouldnt listen to that guy/girl. it is into tranny stuff and furries. not the kind of person i'd take advice from.
#10413 - Well, as you could guess, her parents aren't going to allow a …  [+] (22 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #10503 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
>17
>old enough, legal
Wut.
User avatar #10526 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, in some states the age of consent is 16 as well, but in most places you need to be 18 to have sex with someone 4 years older than you. She is only 1 year older, so he doesn't need to be 18 to have sex with her.
User avatar #10529 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
ah. well where i live, both people must be 18, or it's statutory. retarded, i know. but that's how it is.
User avatar #10531 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Pennsylvania right? It's 16.
User avatar #10537 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
The de jure (in name) age of consent in Pennsylvania is 16 years of age for sexual consent but a corruption of minors statute against adults corrupting the morals of minors under 18 years of age exists which makes the de facto (in fact) age of consent in Pennsylvania 18 years of age. However, the corruption of minors statute only applies to perpetrators 18 years of age and older, so it is legal for minors 16-17 to have sex with each other but not with a partner 18 or older.

If his girlfriend is 18 then it's still illegal.
User avatar #10542 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
>Implying that law means jack shit.

It impresses me to see states trying to take laws into their own hands, all they end up doing is making them more convoluted that nobody can follow then correctly.

Sodomy is still illegal in some places, it still happens though. So how about this, just let them fuck without worrying about the police busting down their door screaming "you are under arrest for consensual sex."
User avatar #10544 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
"convoluted...nobody can follow them correctly"? I think that law is pretty straightforward. 16- and 17-yr-olds can fuck people who are 16-17 but no one outside that age group. 18-yr-olds can fuck ppl 18 or older, but no one younger. as long as you know your own age, you just refer to those parameters and there's no reason to be confused.
User avatar #10545 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not talking about me, looking at the question you asked earlier, I'm more talking about you. You might have this huge moral barrier in your pants, but do you think a guy ready to pull his dick out is going to stop at the last moment and think through this?
User avatar #10549 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not the kind of guy who generalizes so easily that I'm just like, welp, guys are horny, might as well just let sleeping dogs fuck. I like to think there are at least a few guys out there with more self-control. Then again I'm just overly optimistic.
User avatar #10565 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
Why should we have self control? If you feel like having sex with someone you love, than why should you not do it? I am not religious, so if it's because of religion than I do not need an explanation.
User avatar #10636 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
While i could reference religious law, i won't. the specific reason that i personally want to wait until marriage is because i view sex as the highest form of physical intimacy between a couple. and as such, it loses its value (in my eyes) if you share it with more than one person. so i only want to have it with the one woman i'm going to spend the rest of my life with, and no one else. Now, that being said, i also feel that, even if you've found the person you're going to be with forever, you should still wait until marriage, because this can be a way to legitimize it, or, to use the more commonly used term, to consummate it. the marriage validates the sex, and in turn, the sex validates the marriage. this is all just my personal belief, but do you get what i'm saying?
User avatar #10645 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
I kind of get it, but you're still not 100% safe that you're gonna stay together for life. I'm just saying.
User avatar #10657 - jokeface (07/07/2012) [-]
Well I know that I'm going to marry my girlfriend, and I'm never going to divorce her. She might divorce me, and that'd be sad, but I'll wait for her to come around. I know for a fact that she's the last girl I'm ever going to be with.
User avatar #10416 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
She's really into abuse, though.
User avatar #10482 - hybridboxll (07/06/2012) [-]
Lucky guy.
#10415 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
My parents actually brought it up a few weeks ago, and they said that they don't necessarily want me having sex, but they did give me a couple of condoms because they were teenagers once, too, and they know how things go. As for what I am, I really have no clue. I don't know if I have any fetishes or anything because I've never watched porn (strange, I know), so I have no idea what I'm into.
#10418 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Back the fuck up.

Answer me a few questions here,
1) How the hell have you actually managed to not watch porn? Religious thing?
2) You want to have sex for the first time without even knowing what you're going into?
3) How do you know that she's into abuse? Didn't you say it's her first time too?
#10421 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh, and the clothes-on thing is because we've never had enough time to take it all the way. You know, parents and stuff.

I doubt I'm making any sense at all here.
#10419 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
I actually have no damn clue. I believe it's mostly a moral/religious thing. I do know what I'm going into, though, and no, it's not her first time. As for how I know she's into abuse, we've basically had clothes-on sex (I guess that's what you'd call it?) a lot, and I've learned what she likes from that. I told her that I've never watched porn and all that, so she's kind of teaching me this stuff.

Oh, and she's my first everything so far. First girlfriend, kiss, and everything else. Yes, it's pathetic, I'm 17 and I've never had a girlfriend. -_-
User avatar #10422 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Well you've certainly got a unique situation, captain slow typer. I would do the whole picnic and watch the sunset type of thing, or considering what your girlfriend is into, the whole hold her down and brutally rape her type of thing.

If from this.. uh.. 'clothes on sex' you can determine what she is, go with it. If she's more dominant, just go along with her little fantasy. Or maybe, if you see the chance, wow her and be the dominate one.

Oh, and on your little 'pathetic' comment, remember that you are still the one getting laid before even getting to the national age of consent.

Congratulations, again, by the way. You just averted becoming this guy:
efukt.com/20929_The_24_Year_Old_Virgin.html
#10423 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, thanks for your help. My situation definitely is... different.
User avatar #10496 - coloredfolks (07/06/2012) [-]
i really wouldnt listen to that guy/girl. it is into tranny stuff and furries. not the kind of person i'd take advice from.
#10410 - Well, first of all, congratulations! Secondly, how ol…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#10412 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
Thanks! I'm 17, and she's 18. All I have to do is tell my mom that I'm going somewhere with my girlfriend and she trusts me. Her parents are a little more strict, though, as expected.
User avatar #10413 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, as you could guess, her parents aren't going to allow a damn thing. If anything, keep them in the dark about it, what they don't know can't hurt them.

With your parents however, I do think you should talk to them. After all, you are old enough, clearly want to do this, and it's completely legal. If your parents aren't the type of people that would be accepting of that, just do the best with what you can. Tell me, what type are the two of you? Romantic? Kinky? Whips and chains? What?
User avatar #10503 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
>17
>old enough, legal
Wut.
User avatar #10526 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, in some states the age of consent is 16 as well, but in most places you need to be 18 to have sex with someone 4 years older than you. She is only 1 year older, so he doesn't need to be 18 to have sex with her.
User avatar #10529 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
ah. well where i live, both people must be 18, or it's statutory. retarded, i know. but that's how it is.
User avatar #10531 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Pennsylvania right? It's 16.
User avatar #10537 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
The de jure (in name) age of consent in Pennsylvania is 16 years of age for sexual consent but a corruption of minors statute against adults corrupting the morals of minors under 18 years of age exists which makes the de facto (in fact) age of consent in Pennsylvania 18 years of age. However, the corruption of minors statute only applies to perpetrators 18 years of age and older, so it is legal for minors 16-17 to have sex with each other but not with a partner 18 or older.

If his girlfriend is 18 then it's still illegal.
User avatar #10542 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
>Implying that law means jack shit.

It impresses me to see states trying to take laws into their own hands, all they end up doing is making them more convoluted that nobody can follow then correctly.

Sodomy is still illegal in some places, it still happens though. So how about this, just let them fuck without worrying about the police busting down their door screaming "you are under arrest for consensual sex."
User avatar #10544 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
"convoluted...nobody can follow them correctly"? I think that law is pretty straightforward. 16- and 17-yr-olds can fuck people who are 16-17 but no one outside that age group. 18-yr-olds can fuck ppl 18 or older, but no one younger. as long as you know your own age, you just refer to those parameters and there's no reason to be confused.
User avatar #10545 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not talking about me, looking at the question you asked earlier, I'm more talking about you. You might have this huge moral barrier in your pants, but do you think a guy ready to pull his dick out is going to stop at the last moment and think through this?
User avatar #10549 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not the kind of guy who generalizes so easily that I'm just like, welp, guys are horny, might as well just let sleeping dogs fuck. I like to think there are at least a few guys out there with more self-control. Then again I'm just overly optimistic.
User avatar #10565 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
Why should we have self control? If you feel like having sex with someone you love, than why should you not do it? I am not religious, so if it's because of religion than I do not need an explanation.
User avatar #10636 - jokeface (07/06/2012) [-]
While i could reference religious law, i won't. the specific reason that i personally want to wait until marriage is because i view sex as the highest form of physical intimacy between a couple. and as such, it loses its value (in my eyes) if you share it with more than one person. so i only want to have it with the one woman i'm going to spend the rest of my life with, and no one else. Now, that being said, i also feel that, even if you've found the person you're going to be with forever, you should still wait until marriage, because this can be a way to legitimize it, or, to use the more commonly used term, to consummate it. the marriage validates the sex, and in turn, the sex validates the marriage. this is all just my personal belief, but do you get what i'm saying?
User avatar #10645 - lolme (07/06/2012) [-]
I kind of get it, but you're still not 100% safe that you're gonna stay together for life. I'm just saying.
User avatar #10657 - jokeface (07/07/2012) [-]
Well I know that I'm going to marry my girlfriend, and I'm never going to divorce her. She might divorce me, and that'd be sad, but I'll wait for her to come around. I know for a fact that she's the last girl I'm ever going to be with.
User avatar #10416 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
She's really into abuse, though.
User avatar #10482 - hybridboxll (07/06/2012) [-]
Lucky guy.
#10415 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
My parents actually brought it up a few weeks ago, and they said that they don't necessarily want me having sex, but they did give me a couple of condoms because they were teenagers once, too, and they know how things go. As for what I am, I really have no clue. I don't know if I have any fetishes or anything because I've never watched porn (strange, I know), so I have no idea what I'm into.
#10418 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Back the fuck up.

Answer me a few questions here,
1) How the hell have you actually managed to not watch porn? Religious thing?
2) You want to have sex for the first time without even knowing what you're going into?
3) How do you know that she's into abuse? Didn't you say it's her first time too?
#10421 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh, and the clothes-on thing is because we've never had enough time to take it all the way. You know, parents and stuff.

I doubt I'm making any sense at all here.
#10419 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
I actually have no damn clue. I believe it's mostly a moral/religious thing. I do know what I'm going into, though, and no, it's not her first time. As for how I know she's into abuse, we've basically had clothes-on sex (I guess that's what you'd call it?) a lot, and I've learned what she likes from that. I told her that I've never watched porn and all that, so she's kind of teaching me this stuff.

Oh, and she's my first everything so far. First girlfriend, kiss, and everything else. Yes, it's pathetic, I'm 17 and I've never had a girlfriend. -_-
User avatar #10422 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Well you've certainly got a unique situation, captain slow typer. I would do the whole picnic and watch the sunset type of thing, or considering what your girlfriend is into, the whole hold her down and brutally rape her type of thing.

If from this.. uh.. 'clothes on sex' you can determine what she is, go with it. If she's more dominant, just go along with her little fantasy. Or maybe, if you see the chance, wow her and be the dominate one.

Oh, and on your little 'pathetic' comment, remember that you are still the one getting laid before even getting to the national age of consent.

Congratulations, again, by the way. You just averted becoming this guy:
efukt.com/20929_The_24_Year_Old_Virgin.html
#10423 - tazpy (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, thanks for your help. My situation definitely is... different.
User avatar #10496 - coloredfolks (07/06/2012) [-]
i really wouldnt listen to that guy/girl. it is into tranny stuff and furries. not the kind of person i'd take advice from.
#10411 - tazpy has deleted their comment.
#67020 - Challenge Bro  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #67023 - akkere (07/06/2012) [-]
Bro
Don't do this Bro
You don't want to do this Bro
Innocent people can die at this bro
Don't do this.
#66949 - Challenge Bro  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #66971 - akkere (07/06/2012) [-]
Stating =/= Complaining


Bro
User avatar #67020 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Challenge

Bro
User avatar #67023 - akkere (07/06/2012) [-]
Bro
Don't do this Bro
You don't want to do this Bro
Innocent people can die at this bro
Don't do this.
#66945 - It's called challenge, bro.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #66948 - akkere (07/06/2012) [-]
I know, and I enjoy the challenge

I was just stating various death experiences that are recurring.
User avatar #66949 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Challenge

Bro
User avatar #66971 - akkere (07/06/2012) [-]
Stating =/= Complaining


Bro
User avatar #67020 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Challenge

Bro
User avatar #67023 - akkere (07/06/2012) [-]
Bro
Don't do this Bro
You don't want to do this Bro
Innocent people can die at this bro
Don't do this.
#66944 - Wait... next Bully? They are making another one? …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #66946 - extremistavenger (07/06/2012) [-]
Oops, I forgot to give details on any progress or work Bully might be going under as of November 2011:
http://www.gamespot. com/news/bully-2-on-rockstars-radar-6346322
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#10348 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Jesus fuck, try to help someone and you get that.
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#62201 - fluttershyandsuch (06/30/2012) [-]
looks sick as fuck, i think we have a winner.
#122 - GOSH GOLLY GEE I KNOW THOSE MEEMS SO THAT STUFF IS SOOO COOL XDDD  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on Meme Cakes +14
#127 - theamazingtrixiex (06/30/2012) [-]
LOL I WISH I HATE ME-MES ON MY BIRTHDAY CAKE LOL XDDD

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User avatar #120 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
what did you reply to me with? there was a gif of a guy getting it and i said who wanted to do that to me (i think)
User avatar #117 - ilovegir (07/14/2012) [-]
i love you.
#119 to #118 - ilovegir (07/14/2012) [-]
Captein is my hero.
Captein is my hero.
#112 - redwolfradolf (07/11/2012) [-]
I see you are a furry.....
User avatar #113 to #113 - carchariasthefurry (07/11/2012) [-]
Really? How'd you know?
#114 to #114 - redwolfradolf (07/11/2012) [-]
I have my ways.....
User avatar #115 to #115 - carchariasthefurry (07/11/2012) [-]
You're not an avatarfag are you?
#116 to #116 - redwolfradolf (07/12/2012) [-]
...........................
User avatar #100 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #102 to #102 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
sorry for the late add i didnt notice you :P
User avatar #103 to #103 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
It's okay, didn't think someone with "troll" in their name would do it anyway.
User avatar #104 to #104 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
i wish i could change it im quite unamused with it
User avatar #105 to #105 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Well, my old name was "youhaveasmallpenis" which didn't go well when posting in NSFW, so you could always create a new account.
User avatar #106 to #106 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
yea true but i dont feel like going through all the ******** again kinda lazy
#108 to #108 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
but anyway how are you
User avatar #109 to #109 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Well, alright I suppose. Just became an uncle this morning, so that's something, my porn collection got corrupted so I am still working with tech support to get it back, and I have a messed up tailbone.
User avatar #110 to #110 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
hmm im fine became an uncle a few months ago my porn is alright and i have no problems with my tailbone
User avatar #111 to #111 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Uhh... okay...
User avatar #76 - epicurious (06/02/2012) [-]
couldn't read my comment... was I right? XD
User avatar #77 to #77 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
on the contest?
User avatar #78 to #78 - epicurious (06/02/2012) [-]
Yep ^_^
User avatar #79 to #79 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
nobody was right

everyone was wrong
#74 - troflmao (06/02/2012) [-]
i love you, and everything about you
i love you, and everything about you
#75 to #75 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
oh, thank you! ^3^
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User avatar #63 - ThePhotoBomber (05/09/2012) [-]
I just read the entire conversation below me, and am immensely curious >.>
User avatar #64 to #64 - carchariasthefurry (05/09/2012) [-]
You'll have to wait like everybody else ^^
User avatar #65 to #65 - ThePhotoBomber (05/09/2012) [-]
nuuuu *flails*
User avatar #40 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
awesome femboi post was awesome X3
#41 to #41 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
thanks, I just wish the thumbs would break even so I could keep posting :/

oh well
User avatar #42 to #42 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
*puts away personal femboi folder and grumbles* I'll hold off on posting then...
User avatar #43 to #43 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
hey, wanna help make a huge comp of femboy?
#44 to #44 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
Why yes, yes I do
User avatar #45 to #45 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I figured to upload it to imgur, so people can save individual pictures if they wanted to.
also people get butthurt if they see a gay pic thumbnail

So, one of us send our collections to the other and upload it.

Would you like to do it?
User avatar #46 to #46 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
I'll send you my collection, I don't have an account (Usually do pics/vids of myself, so I tend to stay to the small FJ community when I feel like uploading stuff :P)
User avatar #47 to #47 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
Wait wut

What do you mean you don't have an account?
User avatar #48 to #48 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
You, um... you probably don't need an account there, do you... >.>
User avatar #49 to #49 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
OHHH, you mean imgur

No, you don't actually need an account, it's just simple image hosting ^^

In case you are on the dark with anything else, I was going to put the images on imgur and post the link in the NSFW section.
User avatar #52 to #52 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm a furry to, but I'm more looking for real femboys, and it looks like quite a bit of this is ******** /cartoons/furry :/

also, quite a few duplicates
User avatar #53 to #53 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
Ah, forgot there was furry stuff... Also, my femboi folder is only like 20 pics or so... didn't think there were any duplicates though
User avatar #54 to #54 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
No I mean, I already have all of your boys in there :/

Then again, mine has 162 images. ^^
User avatar #55 to #55 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
and you thought you needed more...? XD
User avatar #56 to #56 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
well... I did say huge comp of femboy
User avatar #57 to #57 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
ah. Wish I could help, but I mostly do vids on here instead of pics to avoid too mch of a risk them being spread around the interwebs... :P
User avatar #58 to #58 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
well, could you maybe help me find some videos to put in for the description? ^-^
User avatar #59 to #59 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
kidsune maybe, cute femboi, massive dildos... :P
User avatar #60 to #60 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I mean links ._.
User avatar #61 to #61 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
ah...

I'm not smart...
User avatar #50 to #50 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
okiedoke :) Uploading my folder on there now
User avatar #34 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
first you get banned from photobucket, then you start a holy war - you're on a roll -- go go go
User avatar #35 to #35 - carchariasthefurry (05/07/2012) [-]
What should I do next?
User avatar #36 to #36 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
well you've hit sex and religion, i suppose politics would be next, though fj has never struck me as any kind of soapbox. perhaps after more coffee i'll be a more productive idea man
User avatar #37 to #37 - carchariasthefurry (05/07/2012) [-]
From that picture of yours, I keep forgetting you're a guy. >w<
User avatar #38 to #38 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
i'm not familiar with >w<
User avatar #31 - oatmalen (05/05/2012) [-]
banned from photobucket???
User avatar #32 to #32 - carchariasthefurry (05/05/2012) [-]
I kinda wish i read their terms of usage and such, because nudity is a no-no.

derp
User avatar #33 to #33 - oatmalen (05/05/2012) [-]
well, at least you went out in style, making many people very happy
#20 - juggalotank (05/02/2012) [-]
thumb up ALL the femboy pics!



Keep posting please :3
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User avatar #18 - oatmalen (05/02/2012) [-]
i do believe you've started a craze :)
User avatar #19 to #18 - carchariasthefurry (05/02/2012) [-]
I certainly hope so

I appeared to have with gfur, and now this.

one new thing to nsfw at a time
User avatar #16 - oatmalen (04/30/2012) [-]
well thank you for making my eveing a bit better :)
User avatar #17 to #16 - carchariasthefurry (04/30/2012) [-]
my pleasure
User avatar #12 - akittywithaguitar (04/22/2012) [-]
Hello, mein freund. c:
User avatar #14 to #13 - akittywithaguitar (04/22/2012) [-]
How are thou? Mr. ***** Avatar? =3
User avatar #15 to #14 - carchariasthefurry (04/23/2012) [-]
A bit sad
User avatar #11 - kittywithclaws (04/06/2012) [-]
all my thumbs.
#4 - akittywithaguitar (03/25/2012) [-]
CHILL THE **** OUT, I'M HERE. :U
User avatar #1 - ILoveFurries ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Mmmm...Sweet sweet comment virginity....
User avatar #2 to #1 - carchariasthefurry (03/25/2012) [-]
Well thanks for deflowering my profile.
#3 to #2 - ILoveFurries ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
This image has expired
You belong to me now. :U
User avatar #5 to #3 - carchariasthefurry (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm afraid to ask why someone drew that.
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