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Video Games Played: Dark Souls, at the moment
X-box Gamertag: Poor MrBubbles
Date Signed Up:3/25/2012
Last Login:3/20/2013
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#99347 - I'm on a new character now, but is there any way to get out of…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #99354 - ilieksheep (08/02/2012) [-]
Like cygnus said there's a door you can open.
As for levelling up, that's the best place for souls at that point, learn what and when to dodge when fighting the giants and the upgraded ones outside the bossfight and keep farming them. In the first part of Anor Londo you can get 9k souls for killing the 6 giants there alone.
User avatar #99357 - carchariasthefurry (08/02/2012) [-]
I'm not prepared to kill those eaither, still pretty weak.
User avatar #99360 - ilieksheep (08/02/2012) [-]
Hmm, can you use a bow effectively?
What I found that may be helpful, is that if you stand a certain distance away from them you can shoot them with a bow and they won't move, have to aim for the head as most of their body is obscured by their shields however, and it does more damage than aiming for their feet.
This might be a way of levelling up if you can't kill them yet if you can do decent damage with your bow, if you have one.
User avatar #99350 - cygnuswithasmile (08/02/2012) [-]
You need to either open the Cathedral doors which Is kindof hard because of the two big sentinels, or you can open the little gate that was on the left as you came in. Then you need to run all the way back to the start of Anor Londo, then all the way through Sen's Fortress, Enjoy.
User avatar #99349 - junesnow (08/02/2012) [-]
Go back the same way you came there should be an option for those bat things to take you back.
User avatar #99353 - carchariasthefurry (08/02/2012) [-]
I meant getting out of the church that Ornstien and Smough is in, where you have to do that balancing act on a small bridge while dodging arrows the size of my arm.
User avatar #99358 - junesnow (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh then if you don't want to open the big doors you can all the way to the top and follow the broken window jump down open the gates near the blacksmith and you're out.
#98874 - "Okay everyone, what should we put for our next boss figh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #98881 - psychonixx (08/02/2012) [-]
Watched my brother fight them, lol'd the whole time.
#97713 - What level are you? If I am too high you can't summon me.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #97716 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
Nevermind, got the fucker. A mage helped me. And Mildred again but I don't think she did anything.
#97711 - Geez, calm down and hold on a minute. Gosh. 08/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#97709 - Bait that messes up an attack pattern. The main thing is she s… 08/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#97703 - That seems like a personal problem bro. I might be able to hel…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #97708 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
WHATS YOUR GUYS NAME SO I CAN SUMMON YOU?
User avatar #97711 - carchariasthefurry (08/01/2012) [-]
Geez, calm down and hold on a minute. Gosh.
User avatar #97706 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
I am, give me a few minutes and I'll be outside that door and I am not a clever man so likely I'm fucked anyway
User avatar #97713 - carchariasthefurry (08/01/2012) [-]
What level are you? If I am too high you can't summon me.
User avatar #97716 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
Nevermind, got the fucker. A mage helped me. And Mildred again but I don't think she did anything.
#97702 - She's useless completely, especially in the boss room. Bait a …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #97704 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE HER ANYWAY, SHE CAN BE USED AS BAIT.
User avatar #97709 - carchariasthefurry (08/01/2012) [-]
Bait that messes up an attack pattern. The main thing is she spews lava based on where you just were. If you have some bitch standing in one place attacking, suddenly half the room is filled with lava and you don't have room to escape her melee attacks.

I died with Maneater and another phantom, but it turned out to be pretty easy by myself.
#97695 - It will never exist. EA bought the IP just so nobody else coul…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #97887 - rainiar (08/01/2012) [-]
Reason #5312 for why I hate EA.
#97686 - Nah, man. She's pretty easy. Just run around in a circle away …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#97701 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
Hey.
Guess what?
I died, I had mildred and another phantom and they died and I had to only hit it once more, and I fucking died.
User avatar #97703 - carchariasthefurry (08/01/2012) [-]
That seems like a personal problem bro. I might be able to help you if you're playing on the 360, though.
User avatar #97708 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
WHATS YOUR GUYS NAME SO I CAN SUMMON YOU?
User avatar #97711 - carchariasthefurry (08/01/2012) [-]
Geez, calm down and hold on a minute. Gosh.
User avatar #97706 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
I am, give me a few minutes and I'll be outside that door and I am not a clever man so likely I'm fucked anyway
User avatar #97713 - carchariasthefurry (08/01/2012) [-]
What level are you? If I am too high you can't summon me.
User avatar #97716 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
Nevermind, got the fucker. A mage helped me. And Mildred again but I don't think she did anything.
User avatar #97693 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
Okay, but, my other question, can I unsummon tard face and get her back as help? Because she might as well be useless with half health.
User avatar #97702 - carchariasthefurry (08/01/2012) [-]
She's useless completely, especially in the boss room. Bait a boss into doing more melee attacks than the lava vomit attack (by charging in and attacking at close range without stopping, hence what Maneater will do) will make her spam that completely health destroying melee attack and give you less of a window to attack.

TL;DR MAN UP AND DITCH THE BITCH WITH A BAG ON HER HEAD
User avatar #97704 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE HER ANYWAY, SHE CAN BE USED AS BAIT.
User avatar #97709 - carchariasthefurry (08/01/2012) [-]
Bait that messes up an attack pattern. The main thing is she spews lava based on where you just were. If you have some bitch standing in one place attacking, suddenly half the room is filled with lava and you don't have room to escape her melee attacks.

I died with Maneater and another phantom, but it turned out to be pretty easy by myself.
#97682 - Blighttown. **** BLIGHTTOWN. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#97768 - basementgoblin (08/01/2012) [-]
Welcome to the world of Dark Souls my friend, but Blighttown ain't got shit on the "Valley of Defilement" from Demon's Souls. It's like Blighttown, except much longer, broken up into three zones, with three bosses, and pretty much all the annoying shit from Blighttown + extra annoying stuff.

Glad you're enjoying the game though.
User avatar #97694 - EdwardNigma (08/01/2012) [-]
Yup.
#52 - OMG HE SAID A BAD WORD SO COOL 08/01/2012 on FJ These days... 0
#86 - Poor little Cthulu. 08/01/2012 on The mighty Cthulhu +1
#4 - Taking copypasta too far. 07/31/2012 on click here: I.D.I.O.T 0
#21 - Because her face is normally like that. 07/31/2012 on The duck face -3
#378 - These ******* comments make me fear for the sake …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2012 on I'll give him a chance +47
#591 - madeitforthemusic (07/31/2012) [-]
I try not to be a dick about it, but I just don't like the IDEA of being a brony. I don't hate bronies, but I hate the fact they're bronies. I can't really help it.
#544 - anonymous (07/31/2012) [-]
that last sentence pretty much sums up most of the comments on this whole site
#494 - aneatsockpuppet (07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you sir for taking the thoughts from my head and wording them correctly
#412 - drmrniceguy (07/31/2012) [-]
Yo tambien.
#401 - willywally (07/31/2012) [-]
You are awesome
#341 - Not really. I'm a casual enthusiast of the show and I don't do that. 07/31/2012 on I'll give him a chance +4
#96705 - Meh, they both suck.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#96760 - zenex (07/31/2012) [-]
#96702 - Well good thing you don't need a super duper ******* … 07/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#273 - I want to find one on the internet but I don't know what to pu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on some men.... 0
User avatar #286 - anotherponyaccount (07/31/2012) [-]
Xbox shaped PS3 controller?
#96651 - Tell me, are you typing this comment on a computer? Yes? Thoug… 07/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#96302 - Great except for a few things. 1) PvP hasn't been very goo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #96319 - basementgoblin (07/31/2012) [-]
The guy in that video's an asshole. He's picking on people who aren't even half his level and he's calling them bad at the game. He'd get eaten alive if he tried PvP in the Kiln.

Yeah the platforming has fucked me over a few times as well, lost a ton of souls because of it.
#16890 - It will last about a few months before you realize either how …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +4
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#4687 - FJ Dev ? Is that you? 07/30/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#96296 - The exact same game engine as all those other super-hero cash … 07/30/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#96295 -   ∆ ∆  ∆ check my transparent triangles 07/30/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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User avatar #120 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
what did you reply to me with? there was a gif of a guy getting it and i said who wanted to do that to me (i think)
User avatar #117 - ilovegir (07/14/2012) [-]
i love you.
#119 to #118 - ilovegir (07/14/2012) [-]
Captein is my hero.
Captein is my hero.
#112 - redwolfradolf (07/11/2012) [-]
I see you are a furry.....
User avatar #113 to #113 - carchariasthefurry (07/11/2012) [-]
Really? How'd you know?
#114 to #114 - redwolfradolf (07/11/2012) [-]
I have my ways.....
User avatar #115 to #115 - carchariasthefurry (07/11/2012) [-]
You're not an avatarfag are you?
#116 to #116 - redwolfradolf (07/12/2012) [-]
...........................
User avatar #100 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #102 to #102 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
sorry for the late add i didnt notice you :P
User avatar #103 to #103 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
It's okay, didn't think someone with "troll" in their name would do it anyway.
User avatar #104 to #104 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
i wish i could change it im quite unamused with it
User avatar #105 to #105 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Well, my old name was "youhaveasmallpenis" which didn't go well when posting in **** , so you could always create a new account.
User avatar #106 to #106 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
yea true but i dont feel like going through all the ******** again kinda lazy
#108 to #108 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
but anyway how are you
User avatar #109 to #109 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Well, alright I suppose. Just became an uncle this morning, so that's something, my porn collection got corrupted so I am still working with tech support to get it back, and I have a messed up tailbone.
User avatar #110 to #110 - theslighttroll (06/19/2012) [-]
hmm im fine became an uncle a few months ago my porn is alright and i have no problems with my tailbone
User avatar #111 to #111 - carchariasthefurry (06/19/2012) [-]
Uhh... okay...
User avatar #76 - epicurious (06/02/2012) [-]
couldn't read my comment... was I right? XD
User avatar #77 to #77 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
on the contest?
User avatar #78 to #78 - epicurious (06/02/2012) [-]
Yep ^_^
User avatar #79 to #79 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
nobody was right

everyone was wrong
#74 - troflmao (06/02/2012) [-]
i love you, and everything about you
i love you, and everything about you
#75 to #75 - carchariasthefurry (06/02/2012) [-]
oh, thank you! ^3^
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User avatar #63 - ThePhotoBomber (05/09/2012) [-]
I just read the entire conversation below me, and am immensely curious >.>
User avatar #64 to #64 - carchariasthefurry (05/09/2012) [-]
You'll have to wait like everybody else ^^
User avatar #65 to #65 - ThePhotoBomber (05/09/2012) [-]
nuuuu *flails*
User avatar #40 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
awesome femboi post was awesome X3
#41 to #41 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
thanks, I just wish the thumbs would break even so I could keep posting :/

oh well
User avatar #42 to #42 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
*puts away personal femboi folder and grumbles* I'll hold off on posting then...
User avatar #43 to #43 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
hey, wanna help make a huge comp of femboy?
#44 to #44 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
Why yes, yes I do
User avatar #45 to #45 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I figured to upload it to imgur, so people can save individual pictures if they wanted to.
also people get butthurt if they see a gay pic thumbnail

So, one of us send our collections to the other and upload it.

Would you like to do it?
User avatar #46 to #46 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
I'll send you my collection, I don't have an account (Usually do pics/vids of myself, so I tend to stay to the small FJ community when I feel like uploading stuff :P)
User avatar #47 to #47 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
Wait wut

What do you mean you don't have an account?
User avatar #48 to #48 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
You, um... you probably don't need an account there, do you... >.>
User avatar #49 to #49 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
OHHH, you mean imgur

No, you don't actually need an account, it's just simple image hosting ^^

In case you are on the dark with anything else, I was going to put the images on imgur and post the link in the **** section.
User avatar #52 to #52 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm a furry to, but I'm more looking for real femboys, and it looks like quite a bit of this is shemales/cartoons/furry :/

also, quite a few duplicates
User avatar #53 to #53 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
Ah, forgot there was furry stuff... Also, my femboi folder is only like 20 pics or so... didn't think there were any duplicates though
User avatar #54 to #54 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
No I mean, I already have all of your boys in there :/

Then again, mine has 162 images. ^^
User avatar #55 to #55 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
and you thought you needed more...? XD
User avatar #56 to #56 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
well... I did say huge comp of femboy
User avatar #57 to #57 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
ah. Wish I could help, but I mostly do vids on here instead of pics to avoid too mch of a risk them being spread around the interwebs... :P
User avatar #58 to #58 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
well, could you maybe help me find some videos to put in for the description? ^-^
User avatar #59 to #59 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
kidsune maybe, cute femboi, massive dildos... :P
User avatar #60 to #60 - carchariasthefurry (05/08/2012) [-]
I mean links ._.
User avatar #61 to #61 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
ah...

I'm not smart...
User avatar #50 to #50 - epicurious (05/08/2012) [-]
okiedoke :) Uploading my folder on there now
User avatar #34 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
first you get banned from photobucket, then you start a holy war - you're on a roll -- go go go
User avatar #35 to #35 - carchariasthefurry (05/07/2012) [-]
What should I do next?
User avatar #36 to #36 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
well you've hit sex and religion, i suppose politics would be next, though fj has never struck me as any kind of soapbox. perhaps after more coffee i'll be a more productive idea man
User avatar #37 to #37 - carchariasthefurry (05/07/2012) [-]
From that picture of yours, I keep forgetting you're a guy. >w<
User avatar #38 to #38 - oatmalen (05/07/2012) [-]
i'm not familiar with >w<
User avatar #31 - oatmalen (05/05/2012) [-]
banned from photobucket???
User avatar #32 to #32 - carchariasthefurry (05/05/2012) [-]
I kinda wish i read their terms of usage and such, because nudity is a no-no.

derp
User avatar #33 to #33 - oatmalen (05/05/2012) [-]
well, at least you went out in style, making many people very happy
#20 - juggalotank (05/02/2012) [-]
thumb up ALL the femboy pics!



Keep posting please :3
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User avatar #18 - oatmalen (05/02/2012) [-]
i do believe you've started a craze :)
User avatar #19 to #18 - carchariasthefurry (05/02/2012) [-]
I certainly hope so

I appeared to have with gfur, and now this.

one new thing to **** at a time
User avatar #16 - oatmalen (04/30/2012) [-]
well thank you for making my eveing a bit better :)
User avatar #17 to #16 - carchariasthefurry (04/30/2012) [-]
my pleasure
User avatar #12 - akittywithaguitar (04/22/2012) [-]
Hello, mein freund. c:
User avatar #14 to #13 - akittywithaguitar (04/22/2012) [-]
How are thou? Mr. Kinky Avatar? =3
User avatar #15 to #14 - carchariasthefurry (04/23/2012) [-]
A bit sad
User avatar #11 - kittywithclaws (04/06/2012) [-]
all my thumbs.
#4 - akittywithaguitar (03/25/2012) [-]
CHILL THE **** OUT, I'M HERE. :U
User avatar #1 - ILoveFurries (03/25/2012) [-]
Mmmm...Sweet sweet comment virginity....
User avatar #2 to #1 - carchariasthefurry (03/25/2012) [-]
Well thanks for deflowering my profile.
#3 to #2 - ILoveFurries (03/25/2012) [-]
This image has expired
You belong to me now. :U
User avatar #5 to #3 - carchariasthefurry (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm afraid to ask why someone drew that.
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