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#5236 - meant i think it works with any song try it out 02/23/2014 on The Cider Barrel +1
#9 - and it moves us all 02/23/2014 on Hungry Birds +2
#5 - think he meant applejack and rainbowdash don't make a good pai…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Just For The Sex 0
#7 - xgrandmoffx (03/04/2014) [-]
Good enough for me.
#161 - Picture 02/20/2014 on Attack on Titan 0
#154 - yes becoming another gun altogether still counts as a…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Attack on Titan +1
User avatar #156 - adolphhipster (02/20/2014) [-]
I still count it as the same gun.
At no time does he carry 3 guns.
And since part of the gun is the first gun i count it as the same gun, just a different form of it.
User avatar #177 - DoktorHax (02/20/2014) [-]
He does use church's gun. Or whatever that dudes name is.
#241 - adolphhipster (02/21/2014) [-]
Nicholas D. Wolfwood.
I grow bored of debating this topic so I'll accept that answer.
#161 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
#150 - his angel arm  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Attack on Titan 0
#194 - haidbz (02/20/2014) [-]
Actually, Vash and Knives are both plants, and the angel arm, as you have dubbed it, is merely what happens when they reveal the true form of only one arm.
User avatar #151 - adolphhipster (02/20/2014) [-]
but that was his first gun.
It morphed into his arm and became that gun.
#154 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
yes
becoming another gun altogether
still counts as a different weapon/3rd gun
after all it no longer fires .45 rounds
User avatar #156 - adolphhipster (02/20/2014) [-]
I still count it as the same gun.
At no time does he carry 3 guns.
And since part of the gun is the first gun i count it as the same gun, just a different form of it.
User avatar #177 - DoktorHax (02/20/2014) [-]
He does use church's gun. Or whatever that dudes name is.
#241 - adolphhipster (02/21/2014) [-]
Nicholas D. Wolfwood.
I grow bored of debating this topic so I'll accept that answer.
#161 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
#7 - Picture 02/20/2014 on Thought it was fitting +11
#2 - yeah we found you alright weren't exactly hiding 02/20/2014 on Finding Music +10
#135 - i have the whole series and i make gifs i just made that o…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Attack on Titan +1
#136 - vicanimus (02/20/2014) [-]
I can't think of any specific scene that I don't already have. Thanks though
#2 - it's been to long since the last Luna episode and we never eve…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2014 on A love letter to... +4
User avatar #15 - existacne (03/15/2014) [-]
Nice picture you got there.
Do you happen to have a colored version?
#16 - carboniteponeight (03/16/2014) [-]
here ya go
#17 - existacne (03/16/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#3 - qxangelxp (02/20/2014) [-]
Why Hasbro? Why forget the royal princesses?
User avatar #4 - ponchovia (02/20/2014) [-]
my guess, they are waiting for the right moment to cash in on one or both of them.
#133 - this argument has come to a stalemate  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Attack on Titan +1
#134 - vicanimus (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh hey, a gif I didn't have yet. Thanks!

Here, take this (If you don't already have it)
User avatar #135 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
i have the whole series and i make gifs
i just made that one
let me know which parts and I'll make some for ya
#136 - vicanimus (02/20/2014) [-]
I can't think of any specific scene that I don't already have. Thanks though
#131 - but that trigun one is wrong Vash has three guns also …  [+] (14 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Attack on Titan +9
User avatar #149 - adolphhipster (02/20/2014) [-]
wait... 3 guns?
I remember his main gun, and he had a hidden gun which later was replaced with a hidden uzi, but what was the 3rd?
#150 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
his angel arm
#194 - haidbz (02/20/2014) [-]
Actually, Vash and Knives are both plants, and the angel arm, as you have dubbed it, is merely what happens when they reveal the true form of only one arm.
User avatar #151 - adolphhipster (02/20/2014) [-]
but that was his first gun.
It morphed into his arm and became that gun.
#154 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
yes
becoming another gun altogether
still counts as a different weapon/3rd gun
after all it no longer fires .45 rounds
User avatar #156 - adolphhipster (02/20/2014) [-]
I still count it as the same gun.
At no time does he carry 3 guns.
And since part of the gun is the first gun i count it as the same gun, just a different form of it.
User avatar #177 - DoktorHax (02/20/2014) [-]
He does use church's gun. Or whatever that dudes name is.
#241 - adolphhipster (02/21/2014) [-]
Nicholas D. Wolfwood.
I grow bored of debating this topic so I'll accept that answer.
#161 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
#132 - vicanimus (02/20/2014) [-]
You forgot his most powerful weapon
#133 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
this argument has come to a stalemate
#134 - vicanimus (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh hey, a gif I didn't have yet. Thanks!

Here, take this (If you don't already have it)
User avatar #135 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
i have the whole series and i make gifs
i just made that one
let me know which parts and I'll make some for ya
#136 - vicanimus (02/20/2014) [-]
I can't think of any specific scene that I don't already have. Thanks though
#5174 - ha, you got sick hope you fell better soon bro getting sic…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
User avatar #5175 - ponchovia (02/20/2014) [-]
tell me about it, about fell over yesterday and the chef said, "out of all the times i could be there to catch ya, this is the one time i'll let you fall just to see you bounce."
it hurt to laugh.
#5172 - listen to song watch gif  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
User avatar #5218 - iamkagji (02/21/2014) [-]
Nice music
User avatar #5236 - carboniteponeight (02/23/2014) [-]
meant i think it works with any song
try it out
User avatar #5202 - ponchovia (02/20/2014) [-]
Enya - Only Time Lyrics may not fit but this was the song i listened to, though i could see fluttershy singing this song for some reason... ...not sure why just yet.
#5171 - me to mostly the DBZ anon for this 02/20/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
#20 - I make gif requests I've made them for you before no bitching  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on A sinking ship. 0
#21 - sinery (02/20/2014) [-]
You have?
#5169 - so what have y'all been up too?  [+] (26 new replies) 02/20/2014 on The Cider Barrel +4
User avatar #5219 - iamkagji (02/21/2014) [-]
Games and stuff. Nice pic, by the way
User avatar #5173 - ponchovia (02/20/2014) [-]
having the living hell beaten out of me short story been working with a cold, half the experience is knowing that i can still get the job done right.
User avatar #5174 - carboniteponeight (02/20/2014) [-]
ha, you got sick
hope you fell better soon bro getting sick blows
User avatar #5175 - ponchovia (02/20/2014) [-]
tell me about it, about fell over yesterday and the chef said, "out of all the times i could be there to catch ya, this is the one time i'll let you fall just to see you bounce."
it hurt to laugh.
#5170 - dashattack (02/20/2014) [-]
hating people
#5177 - dashgamer (02/20/2014) [-]
You're in the easiest branch of the military and you're about to go skate on an easy deployment in one of the party centers of Arabia.
It can't be that bad.
#5185 - dashattack (02/20/2014) [-]
doesn't mean i cant hate the people i work with.
#5186 - dashgamer (02/20/2014) [-]
It doesn't make you seem any less like a bitch, either.
Come on, man. Office bullshit and petty politics aren't something to get riled over.
#5187 - dashattack (02/20/2014) [-]
hmmm lets look at this..... 1. i have been threatened at every portion up to this point that i am going to get kicked out of the military, thus making me a paranoid mother fucker. 2. We are downsizing and i need to be flawless to not get the boot. 3. it is not "office politics", it is the fact that i have higher ups acting like children but expect me to be Jesus and do what i am told no matter what. 4. i have been treated like shit here since day one, this station is a negative in my book. 5. i can hate who ever i want, i don't hate it for the job, i hate them because they are terrible excuses for people. i tolerate my job and clear my head of work shit after i leave. 6. don't tell me my branch is the "easiest". that pisses me off to no end. My branch may not be physically demanding, but it still takes it toll on us mentally. I am in fear of making a mistake and , in return, paying the government thousands of dollars of my own money to fix that mistake.

i may not be as laid back as other people, but i still have a common sense and understanding of what it is to be a good person. these people that am forced to be around, do not fit this description.

i am not trying to yell over the internet, this is just me venting it out.
thanks in a way
#5189 - dashgamer (02/20/2014) [-]
I completely understand. A lot of senior NCOs are complete idiots and a lot of people who know what they're doing are held back by man-children that fear they will be usurped.
I never felt the strain of the downsizing, as I was getting out just as it began, but I can see how that puts pressure on you.
#5192 - dashattack (02/20/2014) [-]
i just want to survive this and keep my job. my tolerance is being tasted every day and i have not been able to de-stress for about 3 weeks now..
#5194 - dashgamer (02/20/2014) [-]
They won't kick you out before your contract runs dry, plus you're in Hawaii. You should be able to de-stress every day, man.
User avatar #5203 - dashattack (02/20/2014) [-]
i know. it is the rainy season so water sports are a no go and shit is expensive here.
#5204 - dashgamer (02/20/2014) [-]
The prices are jacked at the PX, too?
#5205 - dashattack (02/20/2014) [-]
just without taxes. milk is 7 bucks a gallon...
#5206 - dashgamer (02/20/2014) [-]
#5207 - dashattack (02/20/2014) [-]
and now you understand why i barely do anything that is not free *which little to nothing*
#5208 - dashgamer (02/20/2014) [-]
I know you get a considerable amount of overseas pay to compensate for the raised prices. I experienced the same thing in Okinawa and you know what I did for fun? I ran around the island and saw the sights, smelled the salty air of the beaches, and skated all over the place.
#5210 - dashattack (02/21/2014) [-]
well i am a introvert so i am not the kind of person to just drive around and do things by myself. i already saw the island. all that is left is clubs ....
#5211 - dashgamer (02/21/2014) [-]
>introvert
>not doing solitary activities
>I don't think that word means what you think it means
User avatar #5212 - dashattack (02/21/2014) [-]
i am introvert as in i don't do things outside my comfort zone unless i have friends with me. Introvert does not mean being alone all the time.
User avatar #5225 - iamkagji (02/21/2014) [-]
That's shyness, not introversion. There's a difference. Introversion is feeling absolutely exhausted after even 10 minutes of interacting with another person, no matter how much you like them
#5213 - dashgamer (02/21/2014) [-]
No, introversion is keeping to yourself and enjoying activities with yourself, not with friends.
You're in the middle ground, man.
User avatar #5214 - dashattack (02/21/2014) [-]
fine, what ever. i dont give a flying fuck. i hate doing new things buy my self.
#5215 - dashgamer (02/21/2014) [-]
Then do what you enjoy...
And if you don't enjoy anything, start searching.
#6 - don't post my **** to other sites made it for…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on thedbzanon's profile 0
#7 - thedbzanon (02/20/2014) [-]
Why can't they go on Derp?
#2 - sorry to disappoint ya 02/15/2014 on And There Goes All My Free... +2
#5115 - Picture 02/15/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
#5109 - but how long till the point of no return? yours was …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
User avatar #5111 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
how ever long it takes us to realize we don't have a map and i cut all the anchors as a joke, still looking for the punch line in that.
#5108 - you can't go on a journey with being a foreigner to …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
User avatar #5112 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
your right, first i wanna know what love is.
#5104 - ride the snake to the lake the ancient lake …  [+] (25 new replies) 02/15/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
User avatar #5106 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
well any way you want it
that's the way you need it.
User avatar #5108 - carboniteponeight (02/15/2014) [-]
you can't go on a journey with being a foreigner
to be a jukebox hero
User avatar #5112 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
your right, first i wanna know what love is.
User avatar #5105 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
At the lake
We will slake
Our thirst to take
From the snake
The tasty cake
He lovingly baked.
User avatar #5107 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
while you enjoy that cake, we're sailing away
i've set an open course for the virgin sea
cuz we've got to be free.
#5110 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
That really takes the cake!
At least I know how to make
A rhyme that isn't lies;
A verse not plagiarized.
As you traverse rough seas
I will be truly free
For the greatest liberty
Is to have creativity.
User avatar #5113 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
then lets sail way where not ball n' chain can keep us from the roaring waves.
#5114 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
These sails of mine
Lift me to the skies,
Above the brine
of violent tides.
User avatar #5116 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
SERIOUSLY how the hell are you not musician, as good as you are with coming up with lyrics you can get some where.
#5117 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm a lazy motherfucker with no impetus.
User avatar #5118 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
fair enough.
#5119 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
I'll learn to rock soon enough, but I can't sing worth a damn, anyways.
User avatar #5120 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
what about your boy friend, can he sing?
#5121 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm scared to find out.
User avatar #5122 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
that bad?
#5123 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
Neither of us can sing.
User avatar #5124 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
well if he can play an instrument or manage band then you have already taken that first step.
#5125 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the only successful bands these days are the hippity hop, rippety rap guys that "sing" (more like talk really fast, then autotune it) about fucking various types of women and earning money in various ways.
User avatar #5126 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
not quite pearl jam i still hitting pretty high in the music charts with their most resent song
#5127 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
There is a slight ray of hope for the world shining from on high in the heavenly lands of top-rated musicians.
User avatar #5130 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
still doesn't hurt to look at the line up see if any of your favorite bands are playing out there this year.
User avatar #5128 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
if you have the time and money here is the line up for rocklahoma, from what i've heard it's be a big turn out every year and it only keeps getting bigger.
www.kmod.com/pages/rocklahoma2014.html
#5129 - dashgamer (02/15/2014) [-]
I don't have either of those resources for concerts. =[
User avatar #5109 - carboniteponeight (02/15/2014) [-]
but how long till the point of no return?
yours was Styx
User avatar #5111 - ponchovia (02/15/2014) [-]
how ever long it takes us to realize we don't have a map and i cut all the anchors as a joke, still looking for the punch line in that.
#4 - even if i haven't played GTA since Vice City, not bad 02/15/2014 on friendship is drugwars!!! +1
#2 - Picture 02/15/2014 on checked my tumblr and found... +11
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#67 - kingpinkie (10/17/2014) [-]
Herro gif master pudding head
#62 - qxangelxp (03/15/2014) [-]
You still wanna collab a comic?
You still wanna collab a comic?
User avatar #63 to #62 - carboniteponeight (03/16/2014) [-]
yes i do
did you not get that last email i sent?
User avatar #64 to #63 - qxangelxp (03/16/2014) [-]
The one where you requested that I enable sharing the google doc? Yeah I got that one. At least thats the only one I see.
User avatar #65 to #64 - carboniteponeight (03/16/2014) [-]
hmmm
okay, i sent another one after that so going to resend it now
User avatar #66 to #65 - qxangelxp (03/16/2014) [-]
Sent you an email myself.
#59 - russianbro (02/05/2014) [-]
I heard you a dangerous *****

Is it true?
#58 to #57 - qxangelxp (01/22/2014) [-]
I wanna snuggle too, Twilight.
User avatar #33 to #32 - carboniteponeight (01/17/2014) [-]
you could have commented on my profile at any time ya know?
#34 to #33 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
yes
but like
i needed a reason
like now
because reasons
#36 to #35 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
mhmmmmmmmmm   
yep   
yes indeedy
mhmmmmmmmmm
yep
yes indeedy
#38 to #37 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
TRIXIE!
TRIXIE!
#40 to #39 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
o-okay senpai
o-okay senpai
#42 to #41 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
where is that one from?
where is that one from?
User avatar #43 to #42 - carboniteponeight (01/17/2014) [-]
reverse image search cause i don't remember
User avatar #44 to #43 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
ろん -「おちゃめ機能」FUKKIRETA 10 hours
IT WAS THIS!
#45 to #44 - carboniteponeight (01/17/2014) [-]
10 hours?   
no   
just   
no
10 hours?
no
just
no
#46 to #45 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
fjkdsaf just watch like the first 3 minutes, it should of looped by then i think
#48 to #47 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
BUT IT DOESNT HAVE MUSIC!
#49 to #48 - carboniteponeight (01/17/2014) [-]
see    
now you're getting it   
didn't say it has no songs
see
now you're getting it
didn't say it has no songs
#50 to #49 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
actually it has words sooo....huehueheu
#55 to #50 - carboniteponeight (01/17/2014) [-]
wonder how well it would come out if i was really trying
wonder how well it would come out if i was really trying
#56 to #55 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
you're not even trying? dayum
gg
imma head to bread, night gif master pudding head
#53 to #50 - carboniteponeight (01/17/2014) [-]
nope   
no still image beats animated   
not a one
nope
no still image beats animated
not a one
#54 to #53 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
iluvu
iluvu
#51 to #50 - carboniteponeight (01/17/2014) [-]
didn't click play   
your still images are weak
didn't click play
your still images are weak
#52 to #51 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
nu uh
trixie's still images are best images
#31 - qxangelxp (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas Carboniteponeight
Merry Christmas Carboniteponeight
#25 - brehon ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry about ignoring your PMs I passed out right after i sent them.   
I was just wondering how late you actually stay up because it was like 6:30am for me and you were still commenting and thumbing
Hey, sorry about ignoring your PMs I passed out right after i sent them.
I was just wondering how late you actually stay up because it was like 6:30am for me and you were still commenting and thumbing
User avatar #26 to #25 - carboniteponeight (11/28/2013) [-]
it really depends almost 2 am now and just logged on
User avatar #27 to #26 - brehon ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
I dunno, it just seems interesting to talk to another person that stays up as late as i usually do.
Unfortunately im supposed to host some friends coming over so i have to go to bed at a reasonable time tonight, IE 2am >.>
User avatar #28 to #27 - carboniteponeight (11/28/2013) [-]
that's cool but my current schedule won't last probably
User avatar #29 to #28 - brehon ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
yeah, mine wont either
need to get a job, also school and stuff
anyway, hope you have a good night
User avatar #30 to #29 - carboniteponeight (11/28/2013) [-]
you as well
#9 - dashgamer (09/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 to #10 - dashgamer (09/12/2013) [-]
Hey, so... Want to join a board?
#12 to #11 - carboniteponeight (09/12/2013) [-]
what kind of board?
what kind of board?
#13 to #12 - dashgamer (09/12/2013) [-]
A BRONY BOARD!
#14 to #13 - carboniteponeight (09/12/2013) [-]
uhh like the community brony board or something else?
uhh like the community brony board or something else?
#15 to #14 - dashgamer (09/12/2013) [-]
Nope. It's kinda-sorta clandestine, has these rules, and is for bronies that are here to get along with one another instead of starting **** or creating disputes.
#16 to #15 - carboniteponeight (09/12/2013) [-]
oh well i follow most of those rules anyways   
who all is in it or would i have to join first?
oh well i follow most of those rules anyways
who all is in it or would i have to join first?
User avatar #18 to #16 - iamkagji ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah man, welcome aboard.
#19 to #18 - carboniteponeight (09/12/2013) [-]
well thanks for having me
well thanks for having me
#21 to #19 - iamkagji ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Glad to have you. Unless you've had some kind of falling out with J, you're golden and should get an invite sometime tonight. If you don't have Skype, I would recommend getting it.
#22 to #21 - carboniteponeight (09/13/2013) [-]
haven't had Skype since old pc died so I'll grab it in a bit
haven't had Skype since old pc died so I'll grab it in a bit
User avatar #24 to #22 - iamkagji ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, we spend a lot of time on there, it's far more active than the actual board
#17 to #16 - dashgamer (09/12/2013) [-]
Iamkagji, Superjman, and myself moderate it, and though there aren't many people that participate, we're trying to set aside a place on Funnyjunk where cool folks can congregate away from the stupidity, fetishes, and hatred of the fandom.
So you're a cool person and we'd like to invite you. As long as you agree to uphold the rules and whenever Jman confers with us on the point of inviting you, you'd be invited to be friends with a surrogate hosting account and be free to participate with the rest of us. There are only about thirty people on the roster, but once we get our artwork done and reformat it with links, we're going to advertise ourselves publicly and see who's interested that we haven't already invited. Plus, we're going to do stuff like weekly "news" posts, makeshift art contests, tinychat stuff, drunken livestreams, and a camping trip next July.
#20 to #17 - carboniteponeight (09/13/2013) [-]
sounds like fun I'll join
sounds like fun I'll join
#23 to #20 - dashgamer (09/13/2013) [-]
Yay!    
Whenever the other two answer their summons, I'll get you added.
Yay!
Whenever the other two answer their summons, I'll get you added.
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