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#107 - My favorite Katy gif. 07/20/2014 on Katy Perry entertains 0
#243 - I just might be.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #247 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
but the thing that holds me back is that if you have no idea that anything happened, then what's the point of being into it? for all you know a stranger could've come in and ridden you like the prettiest pony and you'd have no clue
but to be fair in a perfect world my dude would incorporate the sensations into a mindblowing sex dream. preferably cumming in his sleep, that'd be the cat's pajamas
User avatar #252 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm sure it is incorporated into a mindblowing sex dream. That, or one hell of a nightmare. As for him not knowing, well, isn't that half the fun? I think it's a thrill seeking thing, where the thrill of the possibility of getting caught is what makes it fun. At least, that's what would make it hot to me.
User avatar #258 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
it's partially the idea of getting caught that's hot. it's also specifically the idea of him incorporating it into an awesome dream. and then it's also the fact that him being asleep with morning wood and not waking up until i was done would present me with the opportunity to do whatever i wanted without worrying about seeming weird or doing something awkward. so i guess the sleeping fetish stems from the insecurity that would prevent me from doing what i wanted if he was awake
User avatar #265 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
If you want to try something new with him just ask. I'm 90% sure that he'll do it for sure. I definitely wouldn't turn much down from my girl.
User avatar #267 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've asked him and he's cool with it
the problem is that he'd wake up, and that would mess up the fetish. and i can't get him too drunk or he wouldn't be able to get a boner
#709 - It is weird how most hentai is rape. I don't care either, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
User avatar #710 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
Given how repressed the Japanese are about sex, it may be the only viable option to move a story along.
#240 - Oh Don't feel bad, it's kinda hot actually.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #241 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
if you're into rape and having no idea if you had sex or not then sure
User avatar #243 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I just might be.
User avatar #247 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
but the thing that holds me back is that if you have no idea that anything happened, then what's the point of being into it? for all you know a stranger could've come in and ridden you like the prettiest pony and you'd have no clue
but to be fair in a perfect world my dude would incorporate the sensations into a mindblowing sex dream. preferably cumming in his sleep, that'd be the cat's pajamas
User avatar #252 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm sure it is incorporated into a mindblowing sex dream. That, or one hell of a nightmare. As for him not knowing, well, isn't that half the fun? I think it's a thrill seeking thing, where the thrill of the possibility of getting caught is what makes it fun. At least, that's what would make it hot to me.
User avatar #258 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
it's partially the idea of getting caught that's hot. it's also specifically the idea of him incorporating it into an awesome dream. and then it's also the fact that him being asleep with morning wood and not waking up until i was done would present me with the opportunity to do whatever i wanted without worrying about seeming weird or doing something awkward. so i guess the sleeping fetish stems from the insecurity that would prevent me from doing what i wanted if he was awake
User avatar #265 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
If you want to try something new with him just ask. I'm 90% sure that he'll do it for sure. I definitely wouldn't turn much down from my girl.
User avatar #267 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've asked him and he's cool with it
the problem is that he'd wake up, and that would mess up the fetish. and i can't get him too drunk or he wouldn't be able to get a boner
#237 - Huh, okay then. And that's one hell of a nice fetish for …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #238 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
welllllll the point of my fetish is that he never wakes up
yes it is rapey and i kind of feel bad about it
User avatar #240 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh
Don't feel bad, it's kinda hot actually.
User avatar #241 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
if you're into rape and having no idea if you had sex or not then sure
User avatar #243 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I just might be.
User avatar #247 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
but the thing that holds me back is that if you have no idea that anything happened, then what's the point of being into it? for all you know a stranger could've come in and ridden you like the prettiest pony and you'd have no clue
but to be fair in a perfect world my dude would incorporate the sensations into a mindblowing sex dream. preferably cumming in his sleep, that'd be the cat's pajamas
User avatar #252 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm sure it is incorporated into a mindblowing sex dream. That, or one hell of a nightmare. As for him not knowing, well, isn't that half the fun? I think it's a thrill seeking thing, where the thrill of the possibility of getting caught is what makes it fun. At least, that's what would make it hot to me.
User avatar #258 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
it's partially the idea of getting caught that's hot. it's also specifically the idea of him incorporating it into an awesome dream. and then it's also the fact that him being asleep with morning wood and not waking up until i was done would present me with the opportunity to do whatever i wanted without worrying about seeming weird or doing something awkward. so i guess the sleeping fetish stems from the insecurity that would prevent me from doing what i wanted if he was awake
User avatar #265 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
If you want to try something new with him just ask. I'm 90% sure that he'll do it for sure. I definitely wouldn't turn much down from my girl.
User avatar #267 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've asked him and he's cool with it
the problem is that he'd wake up, and that would mess up the fetish. and i can't get him too drunk or he wouldn't be able to get a boner
#707 - Oh, yea, sorry. I meant all of this in hentai. I don't watch r…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
User avatar #708 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
Hey now, I have no problem if you like real life roleplays of gorn and rape and stuff. Those can be fun. The majority of hentai is rape though, but that doesn't bother me for some reason.
User avatar #709 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
It is weird how most hentai is rape. I don't care either, but it's interesting.
User avatar #710 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
Given how repressed the Japanese are about sex, it may be the only viable option to move a story along.
#234 - glory hole bdsm sex slave just to name a few…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #235 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i too have thought about those that you mentioned
i've listed my own fetishes, but not on nfsw. there's a lot. i know there was this one dude who made a comp of fetishes, and that was where i first got an official name for my fetish of doing something to my dude while he's asleep
User avatar #237 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Huh, okay then.
And that's one hell of a nice fetish for him I bet. Waking up to whatever you're doing to him.
User avatar #238 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
welllllll the point of my fetish is that he never wakes up
yes it is rapey and i kind of feel bad about it
User avatar #240 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh
Don't feel bad, it's kinda hot actually.
User avatar #241 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
if you're into rape and having no idea if you had sex or not then sure
User avatar #243 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I just might be.
User avatar #247 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
but the thing that holds me back is that if you have no idea that anything happened, then what's the point of being into it? for all you know a stranger could've come in and ridden you like the prettiest pony and you'd have no clue
but to be fair in a perfect world my dude would incorporate the sensations into a mindblowing sex dream. preferably cumming in his sleep, that'd be the cat's pajamas
User avatar #252 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm sure it is incorporated into a mindblowing sex dream. That, or one hell of a nightmare. As for him not knowing, well, isn't that half the fun? I think it's a thrill seeking thing, where the thrill of the possibility of getting caught is what makes it fun. At least, that's what would make it hot to me.
User avatar #258 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
it's partially the idea of getting caught that's hot. it's also specifically the idea of him incorporating it into an awesome dream. and then it's also the fact that him being asleep with morning wood and not waking up until i was done would present me with the opportunity to do whatever i wanted without worrying about seeming weird or doing something awkward. so i guess the sleeping fetish stems from the insecurity that would prevent me from doing what i wanted if he was awake
User avatar #265 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
If you want to try something new with him just ask. I'm 90% sure that he'll do it for sure. I definitely wouldn't turn much down from my girl.
User avatar #267 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've asked him and he's cool with it
the problem is that he'd wake up, and that would mess up the fetish. and i can't get him too drunk or he wouldn't be able to get a boner
#704 - I was definitely a lot more innocent up until about 8th grade.…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
User avatar #706 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
I have no problem with anyone's taste since it doesn't affect me.

For some reason, I just can't get into gore, rape or bestiality with real animals unless it's a hentai. I can't even watch real life Asian porn because the girls all sob and cry like they were just dragged off the streets. Horrible choreography too.

Of course, I have no problem in any live action if the girls beg and scream for a rest or to stop, as long as I know they fully consented at the start.
User avatar #707 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh, yea, sorry. I meant all of this in hentai. I don't watch regular porn often, hentai's game too stronk.
User avatar #708 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
Hey now, I have no problem if you like real life roleplays of gorn and rape and stuff. Those can be fun. The majority of hentai is rape though, but that doesn't bother me for some reason.
User avatar #709 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
It is weird how most hentai is rape. I don't care either, but it's interesting.
User avatar #710 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
Given how repressed the Japanese are about sex, it may be the only viable option to move a story along.
#219 - I don't think you want to know what my fantasies as a wo…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #226 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
threesome
pegging a dude
solo action
that's about all i could imagine
i'm not creative
User avatar #234 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
glory hole
bdsm
sex slave
just to name a few, and the three you named.

[spoiler] Also side question, were you the one to make that post in NSFW that listed off various fetish's? Think it was a list of yours. I don't know why, but I just thought you were for some reason.
[/spoiler]
User avatar #235 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i too have thought about those that you mentioned
i've listed my own fetishes, but not on nfsw. there's a lot. i know there was this one dude who made a comp of fetishes, and that was where i first got an official name for my fetish of doing something to my dude while he's asleep
User avatar #237 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Huh, okay then.
And that's one hell of a nice fetish for him I bet. Waking up to whatever you're doing to him.
User avatar #238 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
welllllll the point of my fetish is that he never wakes up
yes it is rapey and i kind of feel bad about it
User avatar #240 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh
Don't feel bad, it's kinda hot actually.
User avatar #241 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
if you're into rape and having no idea if you had sex or not then sure
User avatar #243 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I just might be.
User avatar #247 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
but the thing that holds me back is that if you have no idea that anything happened, then what's the point of being into it? for all you know a stranger could've come in and ridden you like the prettiest pony and you'd have no clue
but to be fair in a perfect world my dude would incorporate the sensations into a mindblowing sex dream. preferably cumming in his sleep, that'd be the cat's pajamas
User avatar #252 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm sure it is incorporated into a mindblowing sex dream. That, or one hell of a nightmare. As for him not knowing, well, isn't that half the fun? I think it's a thrill seeking thing, where the thrill of the possibility of getting caught is what makes it fun. At least, that's what would make it hot to me.
User avatar #258 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
it's partially the idea of getting caught that's hot. it's also specifically the idea of him incorporating it into an awesome dream. and then it's also the fact that him being asleep with morning wood and not waking up until i was done would present me with the opportunity to do whatever i wanted without worrying about seeming weird or doing something awkward. so i guess the sleeping fetish stems from the insecurity that would prevent me from doing what i wanted if he was awake
User avatar #265 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
If you want to try something new with him just ask. I'm 90% sure that he'll do it for sure. I definitely wouldn't turn much down from my girl.
User avatar #267 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've asked him and he's cool with it
the problem is that he'd wake up, and that would mess up the fetish. and i can't get him too drunk or he wouldn't be able to get a boner
#189 - Oh god, even a pencil sharpener?  [+] (33 new replies) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
#193 - thebeatlesfan (07/20/2014) [-]
ESPECIALLY a pencil sharpener
User avatar #192 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
not that, but no peanut butter jar was spared
i also made sure to fuck lots of anuses
User avatar #219 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't think you want to know what my fantasies as a woman were, but you could probably guess.
User avatar #226 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
threesome
pegging a dude
solo action
that's about all i could imagine
i'm not creative
User avatar #234 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
glory hole
bdsm
sex slave
just to name a few, and the three you named.

[spoiler] Also side question, were you the one to make that post in NSFW that listed off various fetish's? Think it was a list of yours. I don't know why, but I just thought you were for some reason.
[/spoiler]
User avatar #235 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i too have thought about those that you mentioned
i've listed my own fetishes, but not on nfsw. there's a lot. i know there was this one dude who made a comp of fetishes, and that was where i first got an official name for my fetish of doing something to my dude while he's asleep
User avatar #237 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Huh, okay then.
And that's one hell of a nice fetish for him I bet. Waking up to whatever you're doing to him.
User avatar #238 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
welllllll the point of my fetish is that he never wakes up
yes it is rapey and i kind of feel bad about it
User avatar #240 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh
Don't feel bad, it's kinda hot actually.
User avatar #241 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
if you're into rape and having no idea if you had sex or not then sure
User avatar #243 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I just might be.
User avatar #247 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
but the thing that holds me back is that if you have no idea that anything happened, then what's the point of being into it? for all you know a stranger could've come in and ridden you like the prettiest pony and you'd have no clue
but to be fair in a perfect world my dude would incorporate the sensations into a mindblowing sex dream. preferably cumming in his sleep, that'd be the cat's pajamas
User avatar #252 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm sure it is incorporated into a mindblowing sex dream. That, or one hell of a nightmare. As for him not knowing, well, isn't that half the fun? I think it's a thrill seeking thing, where the thrill of the possibility of getting caught is what makes it fun. At least, that's what would make it hot to me.
User avatar #258 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
it's partially the idea of getting caught that's hot. it's also specifically the idea of him incorporating it into an awesome dream. and then it's also the fact that him being asleep with morning wood and not waking up until i was done would present me with the opportunity to do whatever i wanted without worrying about seeming weird or doing something awkward. so i guess the sleeping fetish stems from the insecurity that would prevent me from doing what i wanted if he was awake
User avatar #265 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
If you want to try something new with him just ask. I'm 90% sure that he'll do it for sure. I definitely wouldn't turn much down from my girl.
User avatar #267 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've asked him and he's cool with it
the problem is that he'd wake up, and that would mess up the fetish. and i can't get him too drunk or he wouldn't be able to get a boner
#200 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
I've never though about sticking my dick in peanut butter. Sounds... interesting
User avatar #201 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've had weird dreams
i've had dreams where my boyfriend randomly had tentacles on his hands and went to town
#202 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
I dare not speak of some of the things I have dreamed. I've never gotten to have sex though. Always wake up just before. But now I'm curious about your dreams.
User avatar #205 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've had lots of bad dreams
traveling through hell, having a dream that would stop and continue every night for a week, dreams of being shot by an evil clone, dreams of being raped by relatives.
i've also had good/weird dreams
i've been a fish boy in love with a whale, had dreams where i was on made up drugs, a wolf running through the woods, a warrior killing hordes of enemies and then his own brother, the list goes on and on
User avatar #210 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
You'd have one interesting dream journal. 10/10 would read. I have a hard time remembering my dreams. I used to have night terrors when I was young. I would remember everything. Then I took some medication or something and boom, no more bad dreams. Or any dreams. For a long fucking time. Every now and then I'll remember one. But not many.
User avatar #213 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've always had really intense dreams. when they're good, they're awesome and energizing. when they're bad, they leave me kinda messed up for a few days up to a week.
let's see...i've had a superhero sex dream, tentacle sex dream, dream where i used my dude while he was sleeping, really dominant sex dream, sex dream where my dude was bisexual
#221 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
You dream about sex a lot. I envy you. And really? I've never heard of dreams having an effect on someone, mentally or physically. The most that ever happens to me is waking up more alert than usual, but that's rare.
User avatar #225 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
one of the worst nightmares i ever had left me on edge for about a week. i was constantly worried about shadows moving and shit like that
i wish i dreamed about sex more. those are just memorable dreams i've accumulated over like three years

the dream where i was some humanoid aquatic race who was in love with a whale affected me for quite a while. i could very well get a tattoo of it because it just really got to me for some reason
#231 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I getcha. Just about all the dreams I remember are bad ones. And that would make a pretty interesting tattoo. But hey, if you wanna dream about sex more, well...
User avatar #233 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
my dude ensures i dream about sex plenty
the whale tattoo isn't that serious of a thing. i already plan on getting a tattoo of a tiger. i just thought about a whale tattoo because i've never had a (relatively) good dream affect me so much, and it makes me wonder if there's something else i'm supposed to take from the dream i think that dreams can sometimes reflect something your subconscious is trying to tell you
User avatar #239 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Nevertheless, my offer still stands. I'm not really big on tattoos, unless they have some sort of meaning or sentimental value. Just because it looks cool doesn't really work for me. And if that's true, then my subconscious is trying to tell me some fucked up shit.
User avatar #245 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
the way i see it, sometimes it's just your brain having fun and doing random shit. but sometimes it's more serious than that, even if it's dreaming about something that's been bothering you but you've been avoiding. most dreams don't seem to mean anything, but the ones that stick with me usually have something else about them.

as far as the tattoo, i want to get one of a pretty tiger crawling up my hip bone. it represents a lot, and since i've wanted it ever since i can remember it's picked up a lot of meanings. it used to be just about me being confident in myself and about my looks and being comfortable with myself, as well as being strong enough to stand up for what i believe in. just recently it evolved another perspective of being strong since my dad died less than a month ago. the tattoo isn't in honor of him, but more like reminding myself that i had the strength to get past it, so i'm strong enough to get through anything
User avatar #250 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Guess I'm in the clear then. And I can't say I know how it is to have lost someone, but I understand and you have sympathy. But that's good that you've found the strength to move on and if a tiger is what represents that to you, then by all means go for it.
User avatar #256 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
to me, a tiger's always been both beautiful and strong, so i want to get a tattoo to be a sort of reminder that i'm a tiger. i've wanted it for so long, probably even before first grade but back then i wanted it on my lower back. i've changed my mind about the tramp stamp position though
#260 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Cue Eye of the Tiger. MFW a first grader wanting a tramp stamp. Tigers are just big pussies to me. Bah dum tiss
#266 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
well at the time i didn't know that having a tattoo on the lower back was associated with the chick being a slut. even now, if i felt the lower back was the best place i'd still get it. but just now, after weighing the option of having it around my hip bone, i like it better than the lower back. the hip and the lower back are both nice places to have it and places that are less likely to lose their shape as you get older. the hip is just more feminine which is part of the point of my tattoo, plus i tolerate my hip bones so it seemed like the best place

but yeah, first grader me wanted a tramp stamp, pic related
#274 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Kids are so silly sometimes, aren't they? Haha, but hey, where ever you like it best. It's your body, put it where you want it. Dat tramp stamp doh
#391 - 1) Thinking about playing League of Legends. 2) Pizza… 07/20/2014 on Answer this +2
#183 - It's my secret fetish to turn into a girl. No downside here.  [+] (36 new replies) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #188 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
it's my secret fetish to temporarily turn into a guy
i've had dreams where i put my newly formed penis in everything
#196 - aleksandurr (07/20/2014) [-]
I'ld like to say that the requirements for sticking your penis in something are extremely rare to come across. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the only likely thing you'll put it in is other organisms, your hand, or a specifically designed toy.
User avatar #189 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh god, even a pencil sharpener?
#193 - thebeatlesfan (07/20/2014) [-]
ESPECIALLY a pencil sharpener
User avatar #192 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
not that, but no peanut butter jar was spared
i also made sure to fuck lots of anuses
User avatar #219 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't think you want to know what my fantasies as a woman were, but you could probably guess.
User avatar #226 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
threesome
pegging a dude
solo action
that's about all i could imagine
i'm not creative
User avatar #234 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
glory hole
bdsm
sex slave
just to name a few, and the three you named.

[spoiler] Also side question, were you the one to make that post in NSFW that listed off various fetish's? Think it was a list of yours. I don't know why, but I just thought you were for some reason.
[/spoiler]
User avatar #235 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i too have thought about those that you mentioned
i've listed my own fetishes, but not on nfsw. there's a lot. i know there was this one dude who made a comp of fetishes, and that was where i first got an official name for my fetish of doing something to my dude while he's asleep
User avatar #237 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Huh, okay then.
And that's one hell of a nice fetish for him I bet. Waking up to whatever you're doing to him.
User avatar #238 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
welllllll the point of my fetish is that he never wakes up
yes it is rapey and i kind of feel bad about it
User avatar #240 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh
Don't feel bad, it's kinda hot actually.
User avatar #241 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
if you're into rape and having no idea if you had sex or not then sure
User avatar #243 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I just might be.
User avatar #247 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
but the thing that holds me back is that if you have no idea that anything happened, then what's the point of being into it? for all you know a stranger could've come in and ridden you like the prettiest pony and you'd have no clue
but to be fair in a perfect world my dude would incorporate the sensations into a mindblowing sex dream. preferably cumming in his sleep, that'd be the cat's pajamas
User avatar #252 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm sure it is incorporated into a mindblowing sex dream. That, or one hell of a nightmare. As for him not knowing, well, isn't that half the fun? I think it's a thrill seeking thing, where the thrill of the possibility of getting caught is what makes it fun. At least, that's what would make it hot to me.
User avatar #258 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
it's partially the idea of getting caught that's hot. it's also specifically the idea of him incorporating it into an awesome dream. and then it's also the fact that him being asleep with morning wood and not waking up until i was done would present me with the opportunity to do whatever i wanted without worrying about seeming weird or doing something awkward. so i guess the sleeping fetish stems from the insecurity that would prevent me from doing what i wanted if he was awake
User avatar #265 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
If you want to try something new with him just ask. I'm 90% sure that he'll do it for sure. I definitely wouldn't turn much down from my girl.
User avatar #267 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've asked him and he's cool with it
the problem is that he'd wake up, and that would mess up the fetish. and i can't get him too drunk or he wouldn't be able to get a boner
#200 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
I've never though about sticking my dick in peanut butter. Sounds... interesting
User avatar #201 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've had weird dreams
i've had dreams where my boyfriend randomly had tentacles on his hands and went to town
#202 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
I dare not speak of some of the things I have dreamed. I've never gotten to have sex though. Always wake up just before. But now I'm curious about your dreams.
User avatar #205 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've had lots of bad dreams
traveling through hell, having a dream that would stop and continue every night for a week, dreams of being shot by an evil clone, dreams of being raped by relatives.
i've also had good/weird dreams
i've been a fish boy in love with a whale, had dreams where i was on made up drugs, a wolf running through the woods, a warrior killing hordes of enemies and then his own brother, the list goes on and on
User avatar #210 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
You'd have one interesting dream journal. 10/10 would read. I have a hard time remembering my dreams. I used to have night terrors when I was young. I would remember everything. Then I took some medication or something and boom, no more bad dreams. Or any dreams. For a long fucking time. Every now and then I'll remember one. But not many.
User avatar #213 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
i've always had really intense dreams. when they're good, they're awesome and energizing. when they're bad, they leave me kinda messed up for a few days up to a week.
let's see...i've had a superhero sex dream, tentacle sex dream, dream where i used my dude while he was sleeping, really dominant sex dream, sex dream where my dude was bisexual
#221 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
You dream about sex a lot. I envy you. And really? I've never heard of dreams having an effect on someone, mentally or physically. The most that ever happens to me is waking up more alert than usual, but that's rare.
User avatar #225 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
one of the worst nightmares i ever had left me on edge for about a week. i was constantly worried about shadows moving and shit like that
i wish i dreamed about sex more. those are just memorable dreams i've accumulated over like three years

the dream where i was some humanoid aquatic race who was in love with a whale affected me for quite a while. i could very well get a tattoo of it because it just really got to me for some reason
#231 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I getcha. Just about all the dreams I remember are bad ones. And that would make a pretty interesting tattoo. But hey, if you wanna dream about sex more, well...
User avatar #233 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
my dude ensures i dream about sex plenty
the whale tattoo isn't that serious of a thing. i already plan on getting a tattoo of a tiger. i just thought about a whale tattoo because i've never had a (relatively) good dream affect me so much, and it makes me wonder if there's something else i'm supposed to take from the dream i think that dreams can sometimes reflect something your subconscious is trying to tell you
User avatar #239 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Nevertheless, my offer still stands. I'm not really big on tattoos, unless they have some sort of meaning or sentimental value. Just because it looks cool doesn't really work for me. And if that's true, then my subconscious is trying to tell me some fucked up shit.
User avatar #245 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
the way i see it, sometimes it's just your brain having fun and doing random shit. but sometimes it's more serious than that, even if it's dreaming about something that's been bothering you but you've been avoiding. most dreams don't seem to mean anything, but the ones that stick with me usually have something else about them.

as far as the tattoo, i want to get one of a pretty tiger crawling up my hip bone. it represents a lot, and since i've wanted it ever since i can remember it's picked up a lot of meanings. it used to be just about me being confident in myself and about my looks and being comfortable with myself, as well as being strong enough to stand up for what i believe in. just recently it evolved another perspective of being strong since my dad died less than a month ago. the tattoo isn't in honor of him, but more like reminding myself that i had the strength to get past it, so i'm strong enough to get through anything
User avatar #250 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Guess I'm in the clear then. And I can't say I know how it is to have lost someone, but I understand and you have sympathy. But that's good that you've found the strength to move on and if a tiger is what represents that to you, then by all means go for it.
User avatar #256 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
to me, a tiger's always been both beautiful and strong, so i want to get a tattoo to be a sort of reminder that i'm a tiger. i've wanted it for so long, probably even before first grade but back then i wanted it on my lower back. i've changed my mind about the tramp stamp position though
#260 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Cue Eye of the Tiger. MFW a first grader wanting a tramp stamp. Tigers are just big pussies to me. Bah dum tiss
#266 - iamsammich (07/20/2014) [-]
well at the time i didn't know that having a tattoo on the lower back was associated with the chick being a slut. even now, if i felt the lower back was the best place i'd still get it. but just now, after weighing the option of having it around my hip bone, i like it better than the lower back. the hip and the lower back are both nice places to have it and places that are less likely to lose their shape as you get older. the hip is just more feminine which is part of the point of my tattoo, plus i tolerate my hip bones so it seemed like the best place

but yeah, first grader me wanted a tramp stamp, pic related
#274 - fublahman (07/20/2014) [-]
Kids are so silly sometimes, aren't they? Haha, but hey, where ever you like it best. It's your body, put it where you want it. Dat tramp stamp doh
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#25 - Ouch, that hurt man.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on 부산國 지하철... 0
#26 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
not your fault. topic was shallow as a wading pool from the get go. even initially it seems you went a different direction then my mocking the horrible food at Subway
#27 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
Well here, have this gif to make up for it.
#23 - I'm just saying that the difference between a light rail and a…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on 부산國 지하철... 0
User avatar #24 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
this is the most boring discussion I've ever been a part of on Funnyjunk. you get a very lame merit badge
#25 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
Ouch, that hurt man.
#26 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
not your fault. topic was shallow as a wading pool from the get go. even initially it seems you went a different direction then my mocking the horrible food at Subway
#27 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
Well here, have this gif to make up for it.
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User avatar #702 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
I think it's how we tend to have been more polite and controlled when we were younger, and then suddenly had a lot of freedom. I wanted to see porn, but thought it would be weird to see another man's penis, so I specifically looked for porn without males in it. Started out on the hardcore stuff and went from there.

But yes, I am into some things that scare me, such as Rain Degray's stuff, as well as Mahou Shoujo Elena and Isuka, although they have actual plot which ups the appeal.
User avatar #704 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
I was definitely a lot more innocent up until about 8th grade. Maybe I was the quiet kid. Who knows.

What I do know is that I do like, that are more or less looked down upon, are things like gore, rape, loli, bdsm, femdom, futa and bestiality, the list goes on. And of course, various combinations of all of them. I don't know what in the hell got me into a lot of them, but they aren't leaving anytime thats for sure.
User avatar #706 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
I have no problem with anyone's taste since it doesn't affect me.

For some reason, I just can't get into gore, rape or bestiality with real animals unless it's a hentai. I can't even watch real life Asian porn because the girls all sob and cry like they were just dragged off the streets. Horrible choreography too.

Of course, I have no problem in any live action if the girls beg and scream for a rest or to stop, as long as I know they fully consented at the start.
User avatar #707 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh, yea, sorry. I meant all of this in hentai. I don't watch regular porn often, hentai's game too stronk.
User avatar #708 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
Hey now, I have no problem if you like real life roleplays of gorn and rape and stuff. Those can be fun. The majority of hentai is rape though, but that doesn't bother me for some reason.
User avatar #709 - captchakid (07/20/2014) [-]
It is weird how most hentai is rape. I don't care either, but it's interesting.
User avatar #710 - zafara (07/20/2014) [-]
Given how repressed the Japanese are about sex, it may be the only viable option to move a story along.
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#21 - But no matter where you are, a subway is still a subway. A…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2014 on 부산國 지하철... 0
User avatar #22 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
only small parts of our system are underground. rest is on ground or higher. your move
User avatar #23 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm just saying that the difference between a light rail and a subway is a few feet underground. Nothing else. Subway's and light rails alike are only as dirty as the cities they are in. New York would be disgusting (cause almost 10 million people live in NY) and Canada's would be significantly cleaner because of population.
User avatar #24 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
this is the most boring discussion I've ever been a part of on Funnyjunk. you get a very lame merit badge
#25 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
Ouch, that hurt man.
#26 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
not your fault. topic was shallow as a wading pool from the get go. even initially it seems you went a different direction then my mocking the horrible food at Subway
#27 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
Well here, have this gif to make up for it.
#19 - Where everyone lives, a subway is a means of transportation. T…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/19/2014 on 부산國 지하철... 0
User avatar #20 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
our public transit system is not a subway, merely a light rail train. from what I understand about movies and travel, a subway is a disgusting dangerous place
User avatar #21 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
But no matter where you are, a subway is still a subway.
A subway is define as: an underground electric railroad.

And they are just as disgusting as any other public transit. No single transit is cleaner than another, no matter how you look at it. The ones in movies are typically in higher population areas (i.e. New York) where the high traffic the transit gets would cause worse visual conditions.
User avatar #22 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
only small parts of our system are underground. rest is on ground or higher. your move
User avatar #23 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm just saying that the difference between a light rail and a subway is a few feet underground. Nothing else. Subway's and light rails alike are only as dirty as the cities they are in. New York would be disgusting (cause almost 10 million people live in NY) and Canada's would be significantly cleaner because of population.
User avatar #24 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
this is the most boring discussion I've ever been a part of on Funnyjunk. you get a very lame merit badge
#25 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
Ouch, that hurt man.
#26 - phoenix grinder (07/19/2014) [-]
not your fault. topic was shallow as a wading pool from the get go. even initially it seems you went a different direction then my mocking the horrible food at Subway
#27 - captchakid (07/19/2014) [-]
Well here, have this gif to make up for it.
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#237 - That may be true, but I can't let you win either way. 07/17/2014 on Last Meals 0
#235 - Well obviously in proper arguing rules I cannot let you have t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Last Meals 0
User avatar #236 - herecomesjohnny (07/17/2014) [-]
your arguing rules sound like a puerile attempt to save face
#237 - captchakid (07/17/2014) [-]
That may be true, but I can't let you win either way.
#233 - You said: "not to mention some still use the electri…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Last Meals 0
User avatar #234 - herecomesjohnny (07/17/2014) [-]
i said "some", so nope. A group of people doesn't represent a whole country, you know.

"Kay" -captchakid

i thought you were done arguing
User avatar #235 - captchakid (07/17/2014) [-]
Well obviously in proper arguing rules I cannot let you have the last word on the matter.
User avatar #236 - herecomesjohnny (07/17/2014) [-]
your arguing rules sound like a puerile attempt to save face
#237 - captchakid (07/17/2014) [-]
That may be true, but I can't let you win either way.
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i cant reply to that comment on WW2, that cocksucker Sequel is just blocked me for some reason
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That sucks.
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he must be purebred 'murican' if he cant handle me downplaying usa's supposed role oin ww2
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Aparantly you could have 3-4 years ago. And just drop the subject already. Its not like I still play the game, so why would I want the publicity?
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