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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox, and PC.
Video Games Played: ME3, WoW, BF3, etc...
X-box Gamertag: Aldag71
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
Location:Narnia
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#132 - Im sorry?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Deeply Philosophical 0
#134 - dagold has deleted their comment.
#102 - Whats wrong with Alienware? They are expensive yes, but you ge…  [+] (19 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Cancel Gravity -2
User avatar #114 - dagreatmax (06/12/2013) [-]
They are FAR from worth what they display. You can build the same computer for so much cheaper.
User avatar #141 - trimageryan (06/12/2013) [-]
PC? definitely. Laptop? Not so much.

They come pretty well built and are damn fine gaming laptops.
User avatar #110 - Trollipops (06/12/2013) [-]
DO YOU even know what "BANG FOR YOUR BUCK" means? It implies you are getting what you pay for at a good price, alienware is the complete fucking opposite of that you imbecile.
User avatar #113 - biporch (06/12/2013) [-]
Holy shit dude
User avatar #111 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
My mistake i apologize
#118 - dagreatmax (06/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #119 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Errr. Yes?
#120 - dagreatmax (06/12/2013) [-]
this is you
User avatar #121 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. Sorry, i dont really get on the internet that much these days.
#122 - dagreatmax (06/12/2013) [-]
Well, you see there is a stereotype about Canadians that we're very nice, we say sorry a lot and we say eh a lot. It isn't false, you see, those guys are part of the CSOR (Canadian Special Operations Regiment)
User avatar #123 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Huh didnt know that. But Im Canadian myself. I do say sorry a lot, as you can tell. And at times I do say Eh. But im not full Canadian, im half.
User avatar #124 - dagreatmax (06/12/2013) [-]
It's not a internet only stereotype, in fact it started outside.... In the REAL WORLD.
User avatar #125 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Real World sounds scary.
User avatar #126 - dagreatmax (06/12/2013) [-]
It has a horrible story line, no respawn but GOD DAMN the graphics are AMAZING
User avatar #127 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
And i hear the sex simulation is off the fucking charts.
#128 - dagreatmax (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't know about that but thanks for reminding me.
User avatar #131 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Ya just gotta try man. Hell right now im talking to a girl who ive never really known, then all of a sudden started texting her. It only takes a little to get a lot. Give some small compliments, make them happy, etc... try to be her friend at least. a friend is better then nothing am i right?
User avatar #132 - dagreatmax (06/12/2013) [-]
Totally, I am more nervous around a girl that I like as in wanting to go out with than a friend that is a girl and we're hanging out.
User avatar #134 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Same here for the nervousness. But just remember, its just a girl, be calm, be nice, give compliments, and tell some jokes.
#123 - Not sure man. But hey, someones gotta do the job.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Deeply Philosophical +1
User avatar #130 - toadkillerdog (06/12/2013) [-]
what MOS? If you say accountant or DJ 4DM1N or something, there will be no end to the rustling of jimmies
User avatar #135 - dagold (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm an army medic, does that count?
User avatar #136 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Dude, thats the last job i want, Medic. *shudder*
User avatar #137 - dagold (06/12/2013) [-]
It certainly doesn't lead to pretty memories. I'm almost out of the advanced training, so I haven't seen combat yet. I wanted a job where I'm out in the field, but not just infantry. Not a stab at the infantry though, their job might be the simplest, but it is the most dangerous.
User avatar #138 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Dude. Good luck out there, im not in boot camp yet, but im in the program. Im most likeley going to be a computer tech. guy. But who knows, all depends on how I do on the testing.
#142 - toadkillerdog (06/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #139 - dagold (06/12/2013) [-]
computer techs are important too, while they aren't boots on the ground out there fighting the fight with the medics and the infantry, without computers and intel we are often out there fighting blind.
User avatar #140 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Gotta love tech. UAV's are fuckin awesome.
User avatar #132 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Im sorry?
#134 - dagold has deleted their comment.
#120 - Pictures like this that me scared of becoming a Marine.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Deeply Philosophical -1
#121 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
what'd you expect......?
User avatar #123 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Not sure man. But hey, someones gotta do the job.
User avatar #130 - toadkillerdog (06/12/2013) [-]
what MOS? If you say accountant or DJ 4DM1N or something, there will be no end to the rustling of jimmies
User avatar #135 - dagold (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm an army medic, does that count?
User avatar #136 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Dude, thats the last job i want, Medic. *shudder*
User avatar #137 - dagold (06/12/2013) [-]
It certainly doesn't lead to pretty memories. I'm almost out of the advanced training, so I haven't seen combat yet. I wanted a job where I'm out in the field, but not just infantry. Not a stab at the infantry though, their job might be the simplest, but it is the most dangerous.
User avatar #138 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Dude. Good luck out there, im not in boot camp yet, but im in the program. Im most likeley going to be a computer tech. guy. But who knows, all depends on how I do on the testing.
#142 - toadkillerdog (06/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #139 - dagold (06/12/2013) [-]
computer techs are important too, while they aren't boots on the ground out there fighting the fight with the medics and the infantry, without computers and intel we are often out there fighting blind.
User avatar #140 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Gotta love tech. UAV's are fuckin awesome.
User avatar #132 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
Im sorry?
#134 - dagold has deleted their comment.
#254 - **captalexander rolled a random image posted in comment #202…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on The hate is strong with... 0
User avatar #255 - roll (06/12/2013) [-]
#252 - **captalexander rolled a random image posted in comment #99 …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on The hate is strong with... 0
User avatar #253 - roll (06/12/2013) [-]
it does
#254 - captalexander (06/12/2013) [-]
**captalexander rolled a random image posted in comment #202 at Wallpaper Thread? Wallpaper Thread ** Then my mission is complete.
User avatar #255 - roll (06/12/2013) [-]
#77 - Fuck you, shes hot. 06/11/2013 on Megan +1
#647 - Hope to see you on man, have fun gaming.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on How Sony trolls 0
User avatar #652 - crystalakekiler (06/11/2013) [-]
Same to you good sir.
#639 - I do to. But Sony is doing good this year im not gonna lie. I …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on How Sony trolls 0
User avatar #645 - crystalakekiler (06/11/2013) [-]
Same here man, my brothers getting the ps4 so I can play it no problem.
User avatar #647 - captalexander (06/11/2013) [-]
Hope to see you on man, have fun gaming.
User avatar #652 - crystalakekiler (06/11/2013) [-]
Same to you good sir.
#12 - Please tell me there is a pikachu version of that picture. 06/11/2013 on Oak's Notes 0
#53 - i need eye bleach... asap. 06/10/2013 on Periods +2
#49 - Picture 06/10/2013 on Hot cream on my treat +2
#50 - I looked it up...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Periods +3
User avatar #52 - toughactintinactin (06/10/2013) [-]
Can't say i didn't warn you
User avatar #53 - captalexander (06/10/2013) [-]
i need eye bleach... asap.
#76 - **captalexander rolls 35** 06/09/2013 on Role Model of the Year -1
#6 - **captalexander rolled a random image posted in comment #467… 06/08/2013 on What a waste +2
#7 - **captalexander rolls 25** 06/08/2013 on you glorious motherfucker -1
#34 - **captalexander rolls 55** Lady luck be with me!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Fuck you, Dinkleberg +34
#154 - theturkeyburger (06/08/2013) [-]
**theturkeyburger rolled a random image posted in comment #3796879 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** lady luck give me something relevant
User avatar #119 - sebthebrony (06/08/2013) [-]
lady luck? She's always on time
#55 - N. Korean citizen (06/07/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 264** show me some trips
#35 - snickerbones (06/07/2013) [-]
#33 - Lady killer. 06/07/2013 on Cuddling 0
#13 - You suck. 06/07/2013 on Karate Hottie +2
#28 - Holy fucking shit on fire. Dude... if you ever start to lift w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Cuddling 0
#32 - davin (06/07/2013) [-]
How it looks now
User avatar #33 - captalexander (06/07/2013) [-]
Lady killer.
#19 - What if regular horses are just female unicorns, but over time…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on What REALLY Happened To The... +1
#21 - pearfield (06/07/2013) [-]
and then the horn got misplaced.
#99 - Good luck to you too brother. 06/07/2013 on Good Guy Bill Murray +1
#96 - Thats a shame, im going in after my senior year of highschool.…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Good Guy Bill Murray 0
#98 - crazyish (06/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I finish next week. Good Luck man, make Philly proud, Semper Fidelis
User avatar #99 - captalexander (06/07/2013) [-]
Good luck to you too brother.
#12 - Kinda looks like Leonardo DiCaprio but with brown hair.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Frankie Muniz forehead is a... +1
User avatar #13 - kabuthefox (06/07/2013) [-]
i thought the same wen i saw it to
#93 - Yep thats what we have over here. Pretty damn good stuff.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Good Guy Bill Murray 0
User avatar #94 - mrhazzy (06/07/2013) [-]
Well, What a cawinkydink!
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#34 - rikkertgehtsteil (01/05/2013) [-]




"bronys" are normal people without problems in social life
User avatar #36 to #34 - captalexander (01/06/2013) [-]
Ok? Good to know what you think.
User avatar #24 - eltardo (01/02/2013) [-]
gore
#29 to #24 - rikkertgehtsteil (01/03/2013) [-]
g   
gg   
gooooore
g
gg
gooooore
User avatar #27 to #24 - captalexander (01/03/2013) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #31 to #30 - captalexander (01/04/2013) [-]
What did i do? Who are you people?! What do you want!?
User avatar #32 to #31 - eltardo (01/05/2013) [-]
goooore
User avatar #35 to #32 - captalexander (01/06/2013) [-]
i dont have any gore.
User avatar #33 to #32 - eltardo (01/05/2013) [-]
dooooor
#23 - rikkertgehtsteil (01/02/2013) [-]
arschloch !
#20 - olivercloesoffs (04/06/2012) [-]
Your profile virginity is mine.
User avatar #21 to #20 - captalexander (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh god what?
#1 - KillenZehJews ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #2 to #1 - captalexander (02/23/2012) [-]
I was expecting a dickbutt... BUT THIS IS WAY BETTER :D

#3 to #2 - KillenZehJews ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
#5 to #4 - KillenZehJews ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
my new wallpaper
#7 to #6 - KillenZehJews ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - captalexander (02/23/2012) [-]
I see what you did, and i like it.
#9 to #8 - KillenZehJews ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - captalexander (02/23/2012) [-]
You're over prepared for this...
#11 to #10 - KillenZehJews ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
no, just a large pony reaction folder
User avatar #12 to #11 - captalexander (02/23/2012) [-]
How many?
#13 to #12 - KillenZehJews ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
1,271 Files, 20 Folders and 355mb
User avatar #14 to #13 - captalexander (02/23/2012) [-]
jesus christ
#19 to #18 - KillenZehJews ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
anyway, i need to head off to bed
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