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Apparently there's a petition to get George Lucas to direct Episode 9. You people are sick.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captainwow-Comics/3
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainWwowW
Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:United State Kingdom
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#381 - kuntz (01/08/2016) [-]
my past 2 jobs were me constantly standing, moving, walking. i always ate unhealthy but since i was always moving my body stayed decent But when i started my current office job, now all i do is sit all day and i gained about 20lbs since the first day.

I feel your pain
#194 - ellile (01/08/2016) [-]
#28 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Wow, fuck that guy. Get buff and crush his skull.
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my boyfriend rich unlike all you sad hoes niggas
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#29 - captainwow (01/07/2016) [-]
Hold up, just looked him up on Wikipedia, apparently this "Louis C.K." fellow is a comedian. Who knew?
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How do you know? you just need to be a psychic
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He just knows it, he's asian.

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User avatar #1507 - titaniums (01/03/2016) [-]
cap, that chili video gave me late stage depression
#1508 to #1507 - captainwow (01/03/2016) [-]
I've been on a downer streak lately, what can I say?
#1506 - titaniums (12/30/2015) [-]
who is the voice of reason in your case, you or the sock puppet?

User avatar #1503 - titaniums (12/28/2015) [-]
captain, i believe i may be retarded
#1504 to #1503 - captainwow (12/28/2015) [-]
O reeeaaaaalllly?
#1505 to #1504 - titaniums (12/28/2015) [-]
yes, i may be as retarded as the people who want to vote for trump
#1501 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
so i checked the first posts ever to the oc-comic-maker channel, and holy **** were there a lot of dank rage face maymays

2012 was a strange year

i see why that description is on the channel page now
User avatar #1502 to #1501 - captainwow (12/24/2015) [-]
It's outdated now, but when I first made the channel I couldn't delete that **** fast enough. It was made for the sole purpose of separating the two, but I guess some folks didn't get the memo
#1498 to #1497 - captainwow (12/15/2015) [-]
Ohhhh is it Webm exchange time again?
#1499 to #1498 - itsthetie (12/15/2015) [-]
Damn right son

I haven't been stocking up, but I'm looking around

also get on skype
#1500 to #1499 - captainwow (12/15/2015) [-]
It's ok, I have way too many

And aiight son
User avatar #1492 - jamesten (12/03/2015) [-]
can you please start making comics again?
you usually made my day in july
User avatar #1494 to #1492 - captainwow (12/05/2015) [-]
k made a new one
User avatar #1495 to #1494 - jamesten (12/05/2015) [-]
thank
User avatar #1493 to #1492 - captainwow (12/04/2015) [-]
K I will
#1490 - riptitaniums (11/26/2015) [-]
cap'n, ya got plans for turkey day?
#1491 to #1490 - captainwow (11/26/2015) [-]
Yea. Thanksgiving usually consists of going up to my parent's house, getting free food and free liquor, explaining to my extended family how I'm doing nothing with my life, partaking heavily in the free liquor, and explaining why my girlfriend is too busy being in New York to make any sort of appearance. All in all, second favorite family-obligated Holiday.
#1486 - riptitaniums (11/24/2015) [-]
>be me
>driving home from work
>see deer slowly walking across road
>no way i can hit it at this pace
>it headbutts the **** outta my car as soon as i drive past it
>makes a dent in the back passenger door
wat i do with carcass now captaincrunch
#1487 to #1486 - captainwow (11/24/2015) [-]
Clean the corpse, take the meat, make a delicious venison dinner, then throw it out.
#1488 to #1487 - riptitaniums (11/24/2015) [-]
wont that attract hobos and rednecks to my house

how do i dispose of them
User avatar #1489 to #1488 - captainwow (11/24/2015) [-]
Throw it into the woods, in front of the deer, so they know you can cook and kill. Double threat.
User avatar #1479 - peanutsaurusrex (11/17/2015) [-]
Would you mind if I used a bit of your drawing style in my next comic?
I'm featuring a few OC makers in there and your's is the simplest style to copy, so i'm gonna put your character in your style unlike the other OC makers styles which are extremely hard to re-create. (Ill be putting those guys in my regular style)
User avatar #1481 to #1479 - peanutsaurusrex (11/17/2015) [-]
And the style would only be for your character and dialogue, not for the whole comment. Just to clarify
User avatar #1483 to #1481 - captainwow (11/18/2015) [-]
Yah sure thing brah, go nuts. Go peanuts.
User avatar #1484 to #1483 - peanutsaurusrex (11/18/2015) [-]
Awesome, Ill mention you when its out
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - peanutsaurusrex (11/17/2015) [-]
*content, damn, I am not good with words today
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - peanutsaurusrex (11/17/2015) [-]
plus, you have the only dialogue
#1475 - itsthetie (11/03/2015) [-]
I hope I haven't shared this. If I have, then I'm sorry. And I just wanna say I miss you

pls let's have another skype call soon bby
#1477 to #1475 - captainwow (11/04/2015) [-]
When you around, sweet bby? I be downs for some call-ity time.
#1474 - riptitaniums (11/03/2015) [-]
cap, i didn't know you were still making dank music videos

2static.fjcdn.com/movies/Some_4fffad_5730912.mp4
#1478 to #1476 - riptitaniums (11/04/2015) [-]
oh, the link ****** up

here's the dank meme

looks like something that would come from the deepest, darkest corners of your mind captain
User avatar #1471 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
oh captainwow my captainwow, let me onto your boat
#1472 to #1471 - captainwow (09/24/2015) [-]
Join my seamen
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
on the poopdeck?
User avatar #1468 - itsthetie (09/14/2015) [-]
I mean, it's been a while since the last webm exchange

Haven't up'ed my game though. Just found this and thought I'd share my inner emotions towards you, until next time you lovely thingy
#1469 to #1468 - itsthetie (09/14/2015) [-]
**** .. still getting used to firefox
#1470 to #1469 - captainwow (09/15/2015) [-]
WELL.

That's defintiely getting saved.

In the meantime, if you enjoyed this, our site's advanced recommendation feature recommends that we should recommend this to you:
#1467 - titaniums (09/13/2015) [-]
never forgetti

oh yeah, check your volume first
#1465 to #1464 - captainwow (09/06/2015) [-]
I'm impressed, and horrified.
#1466 to #1465 - titaniums (09/06/2015) [-]
studies have shown that long term sock puppet use has horrifying results
#1463 - titaniums (08/29/2015) [-]
oy captain, is this why you wanted an oculus?
#1460 - titaniums (08/14/2015) [-]
lets go on a magical adventure captain
User avatar #1461 to #1460 - captainwow (08/22/2015) [-]
When is this coming to Oculus? I need to escape from reality in a way that doesn't damage my liver. I also need an Oculus Rift.
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - titaniums (08/22/2015) [-]
i thought your escape from reality was your special fap sock with googly eyes

oh wait, that lil bastard also damages your liver
#1457 - titaniums (08/10/2015) [-]
captain, i need ur medical advice

how do i calm my tits?
User avatar #1459 to #1457 - captainwow (08/11/2015) [-]
Walk into your closet and count to- ah, **** . Someone beat me to it.
User avatar #1458 to #1457 - advice (08/10/2015) [-]
the best way to calm them is to walk into a closet, close the door, and count to 100 slowly
#1456 - titaniums (08/06/2015) [-]
cap, is this u?
#1454 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (08/03/2015) [-]
Are you the Black Brad Pitt? I deleted my previous comment in favor of a dank WebM version
User avatar #1455 to #1454 - captainwow (08/04/2015) [-]
I'm the white Kanye West
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