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Life's simple pleasures are eating an entire pizza right before bed and waking up to a hearty shit.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captainwow-Comics/3
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Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:United State Kingdom
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#6 - That's because you're right. 1 hour ago on Yea really wtf +1
#10 - They're biologically immortal. I feel like they were made deli… 1 hour ago on (untitled) +1
#1 - Well, did he make it?  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #2 - kapane (2 hours ago) [-]
yes
#9 - Picture 2 hours ago on FPS logic +4
#11 - Punished, yes, nobody is going to say he should be allowed to … 3 hours ago on I don't know whether to... +2
#15 - I can never see Pizza the Hut as anything but a giant pile of vomit.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on She's still single, 0
#16 - youhgee (3 hours ago) [-]
So what you're saying is that I'm spot on?
#1069 - I got depression down to a fukken art.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on captainwow's profile 0
User avatar #1070 - postingloudly (12/19/2014) [-]
NIGGA I POP ANTIDEPRESSANTS LIKE ZOLOFT IS A NEW KIND OF CANDY AND THAT MAKES MY LIFE SEEM PEACHY
#1067 - Day in the life of cap: Getta pizza. Large. Extra top…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on captainwow's profile 0
User avatar #1068 - postingloudly (12/19/2014) [-]
GOD DAMNIT CAP YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO INADEQUATE
#1069 - captainwow (12/19/2014) [-]
I got depression down to a fukken art.
User avatar #1070 - postingloudly (12/19/2014) [-]
NIGGA I POP ANTIDEPRESSANTS LIKE ZOLOFT IS A NEW KIND OF CANDY AND THAT MAKES MY LIFE SEEM PEACHY
#16 - I feel like this is what would happen if I tried to rob a store. 12/19/2014 on nope +2
#42 - Eyy why not 12/19/2014 on how to obtain girlfriend 0

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User avatar #1066 - postingloudly ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
I GOT A LARGE PIZZA, ATE 3 SLICES IN BED, NOW IM FULL AS **** .

THIS IS SO MUCH PIZZA, I DONT KNOW WHY I GOT A LARGE.

YOU INSPIRED ME AND I FAILED YOU
#1067 to #1066 - captainwow (12/19/2014) [-]
Day in the life of cap:

Getta pizza. Large. Extra toppings.

Eat in bed. By self. Consume entire entity. Sweat grease and blood.

Go to bed feeling like depressed drunken landwhale. Awake in pile of own sweat/grease/blood/stale beer.

Help self to hearty morning **** . Shower. Be late for work.

And such is life.
User avatar #1068 to #1067 - postingloudly ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
GOD DAMNIT CAP YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO INADEQUATE
#1069 to #1068 - captainwow (12/19/2014) [-]
I got depression down to a fukken art.
I got depression down to a fukken art.
User avatar #1070 to #1069 - postingloudly ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
***** I POP ANTIDEPRESSANTS LIKE ZOLOFT IS A NEW KIND OF CANDY AND THAT MAKES MY LIFE SEEM PEACHY
User avatar #1060 - cadillaczach (12/10/2014) [-]
I rise from the dark depths of the basement to bring you good news. I have returned.
#1061 to #1060 - captainwow (12/10/2014) [-]
Eyyyy it's THAT sexy bitch. Welcome back, m80!
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - cadillaczach (12/10/2014) [-]
I bought a new tablet, we shall see how kindly FJ takes it. Look for my comic tomorrow
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - captainwow (12/10/2014) [-]
Noiice. You picked a pretty good time to come back, seeing as FJ is basically felating anybody that makes comics. Lookin' forward to it brah.
#1058 - randomrolling (12/09/2014) [-]
**randomrolling rolled image**
User avatar #1045 - admin (12/09/2014) [-]
#1054 to #1045 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
Thanks Big Daddy Addy, I make em with love.

And baking soda.
#1044 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Dayum bruh, you're double front page today. Congrats on the #1 spot!
User avatar #1046 to #1044 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
btw, 2000+, ******* called it.

And ayy, look who dropped by ^^
User avatar #1048 to #1046 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
Ahhh **** , Superhero was my 11th most popular comic. I was hoping it broke into my top 10, goddamn. So close.
User avatar #1050 to #1048 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Nevermind, just saw, it's not that far away though, you might reach it!
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
#10 is 2167, Superhero is 2044. Is it still on FP??
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah it says 23 hours old at my place




User avatar #1053 to #1052 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
The epic saga continues
#1055 to #1053 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Freddy Mercury: "So Close" 2011 MayMay
Freddy Mercury: "So Close" 2011 MayMay

User avatar #1057 to #1056 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Seriously tho, you're 30 thumbs away. I already promoted it on my facebook page, cuz it deserves it
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I saw, checked his profile and he only reposts FJ OC apparently. Guess it's his gimmick, he reposted the viking comic I did too, and posted source, so I guess he's a good guy.

Ayy bro, you still got an hour to go, how far up is the thumb rate to the top 10?

User avatar #1047 to #1046 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaahh it technically is double, the other one was someone reposting one of my comics, but he didn't cut off my sig, mentioned me in the description, and linked to my page. I woulda been happy with just one o' those.
#1035 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
you ok over there darling?
#1036 to #1035 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
lol I've been getting so many of those comments.

Yeah I's good, how bout you?
#1037 to #1036 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
ive been fine darling, the new comic seems like a cry for help
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
lol Nahhh, just a darker sense of humor is all. Thought it'd be funny to end a comic on a hyper realistic note after starting so silly.
#1039 to #1038 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
well it certainly had a effect darling
#1040 to #1039 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah apparently. And I'm shocked at such a positive reaction from the community. Best comic I've had in a while.
#1041 to #1040 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
maybe try some more dark and more serious comics ?
#1042 to #1041 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
I've got something planned for January that is a bit of a shift from my norm. But it's really long, so it probably won't be done until February. It's a lot like this recent superhero comic, though. Should be interesting, I would REALLY like to finish it this time.
#1043 to #1042 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
well good luck with that personally i have no idea it usually would take you to make a comic
#1032 - itsthetie (11/27/2014) [-]
you haven't been online for a week wtf
you haven't been online for a week wtf
#1034 to #1033 - itsthetie (12/02/2014) [-]
well that was a quick response, I am now happy
well that was a quick response, I am now happy
#1029 - leafonthewind (11/18/2014) [-]
welcome to the glorious inner circle
admit one
#1030 to #1029 - captainwow (11/18/2014) [-]
I almost wish this meant something.
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - leafonthewind (11/18/2014) [-]
why must you hurt me so it means that you get to eat cake/ run over hookers on a regular basis
its like the illuminati except not at all
#1027 - Hitcher (11/05/2014) [-]
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#1020 - Hitcher (10/29/2014) [-]
tryna draw u nude for this comic
tryna draw u nude for this comic
#1022 to #1020 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Do you really need MORE nude drawings of me, Hitch?
#1024 to #1023 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Use this for reference
#1025 to #1024 - Hitcher (10/29/2014) [-]
Perf.  Thank u.
Perf. Thank u.
#1005 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Big fat gay homo-erotic thanks to GeeBomb for this fukken cray-cray artwork.

Thanks for the new profile, hombre.

Oh, he did those other fags too:
funnyjunk.com/user/thelosers/183#183
User avatar #1018 to #1005 - geebomb (10/29/2014) [-]
ayy you too kind my negro.

never thought you'd use it as profile tho
User avatar #1021 to #1018 - Hitcher (10/29/2014) [-]
We all usin then as our profile hingmys
#1019 to #1018 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Wellll it's a **** ton better than my old profile, the face that looks like Morse Code.
User avatar #1026 to #1019 - geebomb (10/29/2014) [-]
that's one very beautiful morse code
#1000 to #999 - captainwow (10/28/2014) [-]
And here I am, creating nothing.
User avatar #1003 to #1001 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
You're so sassy Tie
#1004 to #1003 - itsthetie (10/29/2014) [-]
It's not like it's uncalled for
#1006 to #1004 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
I really can't wait to see the FJ community's reaction.
#1007 to #1006 - itsthetie (10/29/2014) [-]
So far it's pretty much 50/50, can't wait to see what that'll look like in 10 hours
So far it's pretty much 50/50, can't wait to see what that'll look like in 10 hours
#1008 to #1007 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Probably like 85/15
#1009 to #1008 - itsthetie (10/29/2014) [-]
The 85 will probably be the positive side
The 85 will probably be the positive side
#1011 to #1010 - itsthetie (10/29/2014) [-]
Looking at it now you might be right.
funnyjunk.com/I+done+goof+d/text/5337048/ He even apologized this time and admitting to it.

But come on, it's the fourth time now, I'll need to see results before I believe him.
#1012 to #1011 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
He was a ********* magnet BEFORE this tracing thing surfaced (again). If he makes front page at all with this comic it'll only be because people are addicted to drama. Like it or not, our insane attraction to GB's comment section is basically our "Keeping up with the Kardashians".

We all know he traces, gives half-assed apologies, rips off jokes and characters and logs out to defend himself as Anonymous. And thus, inadvertently, he's given us by far the most entertaining OC that no comic maker has ever even come close to achieving. Not in the form of manga-styled recycled comics but in real, genuine, original and specially-made ********** , just for us. And that's his legacy.
#1013 to #1012 - itsthetie (10/29/2014) [-]
Wow, that's probably the most articulate description of him as a content creator and as a person I've ever heard.    
   
You must be sick of it by now. I mean you've probably witnessed his entire career with its ups and downs
Wow, that's probably the most articulate description of him as a content creator and as a person I've ever heard.

You must be sick of it by now. I mean you've probably witnessed his entire career with its ups and downs
#1014 to #1013 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm indifferent really. We both run things very differently. He focuses on art, and I focus on writing, but it shows me which will get you an audience. But I'm still proud of the work that I do, even if it only pulls in a small, niche audience. That niche may not be veyr many people, but they all read because they genuinely enjoy it.
#1015 to #1014 - itsthetie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, sexuality tends to draw a crowd, no matter the medium. I'll admit I was a little pissed, and for good reasons, but eh, I'm over it now.

I'm definitely part of that niche, you should be proud too, yours is some of the finest writing I've seen. You've got comedic timing in sentences, you can make people laugh way before the comic has even ended. I don't think I've ever made a comic that had any funny bits before the punchline arrived. I'm all about funny faces and a payoff ending.
#1016 to #1015 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, if you ever wanna take a crack at a script with multiple punchlines, I'm sure I have one laying around that I'm not gonna use.
#1017 to #1016 - itsthetie (10/29/2014) [-]
Sure thing man, I'd love to
#997 to #996 - captainwow (10/27/2014) [-]
I need to make you one now.
User avatar #992 - itsthetie (10/23/2014) [-]
Aw, I didn't even get to read what you said on "GB has lied to you all" content
#993 to #992 - captainwow (10/23/2014) [-]
I posted this and said "Shoulda traced trains, not furries. That **** never woulda gotten out".
#994 to #993 - itsthetie (10/23/2014) [-]
Hah, I'd like to see him get out of this one. My fav 						*********					 of 2014 by far
Hah, I'd like to see him get out of this one. My fav ********* of 2014 by far
#995 to #994 - captainwow (10/23/2014) [-]
He seems to have a habit of pissing off whatever site he's posting on. Telling the MC admins their traffic comes from him, getting general hate here, and being accused of stealing artist's work on DeviantArt.

There's a lesson to be learned here. Then again, he's the one with thousands of followers, not me.
#989 - Hitcher (10/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #990 to #989 - captainwow (10/23/2014) [-]
You call me "Hitcher" lel
#987 - itsthetie (10/11/2014) [-]
I just entertained a crowd of 100 people last night, so how much do you suck?
I just entertained a crowd of 100 people last night, so how much do you suck?
User avatar #988 to #987 - captainwow (10/12/2014) [-]
I embarrassed myself in front of 100+ people that night.
#986 - ThexD (09/30/2014) [-]
nvm i drew u a timeline :3
#982 - jaak (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh! look at that! a prestigious award!
User avatar #983 to #982 - jaak (09/30/2014) [-]
You get this award for that thing you did in your Losers comic where you start with gelled hair and end up with normal messy Capwow hair
User avatar #985 to #983 - captainwow (09/30/2014) [-]
Deleted that comment so you know it was me and not one o' those faggots. But,

I want to thank the Academy for telling me what a retarded faggot I was the entire time.

Oh **** , i just saw it says "Great art for those that art great"

I ******* love/hate you brah.
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