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User avatar #3719 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
I like you. When I finally destroy the world you shall die quickly.
#3720 to #3719 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
I like the way you think.
User avatar #3722 to #3720 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
I like the way I think too. I'll add it to the list of things we have in common. XD
#3723 to #3722 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Just remember not to eat the paper. I've had a habit of doing that many times before.
Just remember not to eat the paper. I've had a habit of doing that many times before.
User avatar #3724 to #3723 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
... Who said my list was on paper? I prefer to use the skin of my enemies as parchment and their blood for ink.
User avatar #3727 to #3724 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't it take too damn long for the blood to dry? Or am I thinking of Horse splooge?
User avatar #3729 to #3727 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
What takes the longest is waiting for the skin to tan and form a nice, dry writing surface.
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
Blood dries pretty quickly when used as ink, actually...
User avatar #3734 to #3728 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Psychotic Hippies could use this method of writing, now that I think about it. :P
#3715 - sucymole (05/10/2013) [-]
YOU NEVER CALLED BACK CAPT </3
(if u guess who diz is u get a cookie)
#3768 to #3715 - captainspankmonkey (05/12/2013) [-]
"Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick." - George from Fallout New Vegas.

I forgot those people existed.

Says the person who has 4 loses.
#3769 to #3768 - sucymole (05/12/2013) [-]
"Meow"
~my dog
he had one job

Theres too many of them now a days

Those arent loses!
they....just...umm....mini breaks
#3748 to #3715 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
You forgot that he was Black, did you? And from the South. A deadly combination.

And the world not destroyed.
#3749 to #3748 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
And so are cows but u dont hate mooing like a cow...
yet

yet pluto remains alive sadly
#3750 to #3749 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
And cows are like the retards of the animal kingdom.

Because it is Pluto, duh.
#3751 to #3750 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
nonsense,
dats the manatees job

its 2 tiny to fit in
poor pluto

(bein bugged 2 play tf2 so ill br for a bit capt)
#3752 to #3751 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
I suppose. I suppose..

Atleast we know where to hide from Putins wrath.

(Careful of those Spy's, Jesse)
#3753 to #3752 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
seacows man

for now at least

plz i was pro spy
(forgot dat i told u my irl name)
#3754 to #3753 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Kill them all.   
   
For now..   
   
I thought you were pro-Pyro?   
(Indeed, Jesse)
Kill them all.

For now..

I thought you were pro-Pyro?
(Indeed, Jesse)
#3755 to #3754 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
But they so gentle
and suicidal

We're doomed either way

im pro pyro/spy/medic/engi now
but i use pyro since i made my perfect pyro loadout not too long ago.

(how u figure it out again cuz i forget)
#3756 to #3755 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
And good to blow up.   
   
Cheese and crackers, what is next? Pro-Heavy?   
   
(Deviantart and your pals)
And good to blow up.

Cheese and crackers, what is next? Pro-Heavy?

(Deviantart and your pals)
#3757 to #3756 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
but i have so much 2 life for.

>pro heavy
silly capt theres no such thing as a pro heavy

(i have a DA?)
#3758 to #3757 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Nigga, you a seacow?

When did Pro-Medic exist then?

chicomole.deviantart.com/
#3759 to #3758 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
No im mexican remember capt   
   
Since because of my ubering of everyone we pretty much used to storm through each point with ease and gave my team teh next push with my uber charges til we won.    
   
(no one must know of dat account capt)
No im mexican remember capt

Since because of my ubering of everyone we pretty much used to storm through each point with ease and gave my team teh next push with my uber charges til we won.

(no one must know of dat account capt)
#3760 to #3759 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Then don't try implying you are a seacow, also where is my taco?

You sneaky bastard. Where were the snipers?

RIGHTO THEN, I AM SURE NOBODY WILL COME ON THIS PROFILE AND SEE THAT LINK AND USE IT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. NO SIR-E.
#3761 to #3760 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
I wasnt, i ate them years ago   
   
no one ubers snipers, spies sometimes    
   
Jokes on you no one i chat with know of diz profile so ha!
I wasnt, i ate them years ago

no one ubers snipers, spies sometimes

Jokes on you no one i chat with know of diz profile so ha!
#3762 to #3761 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
"but i have so much 2 life for" Then what the fuck did that mean?

God damn it.

Hateandwhiskey and draconicxyz, possible
#3773 to #3762 - draconicxyz (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh did I miss something important? Ha ha, silly me!
User avatar #3770 to #3762 - hateandwhiskey (05/12/2013) [-]
The fuck do you want?
#3771 to #3770 - captainspankmonkey (05/12/2013) [-]
Nothing Hate, nothing at all...   
   
Trying to not let Chico get a lead on our little contest.
Nothing Hate, nothing at all...

Trying to not let Chico get a lead on our little contest.
#3763 to #3762 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
It means how can anyone go on living knowing that pluto will be blown up.

everyone rages, tis the fun of the game.

hate knew dat long ago i forget who dracon is
#3764 to #3763 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Ah.   
   
Except for the rage quitters. Adorable aren't they?   
   
I do not know if you won this round or not. I CALL IT A TIE.
Ah.

Except for the rage quitters. Adorable aren't they?

I do not know if you won this round or not. I CALL IT A TIE.
#3765 to #3764 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
"Goodnight sweet dwarf blue icy planet prince"

They're even more adorable when they think theyre richer than me, they have such peasant hats

capt : 2
tie : 1
me: -4

ill be in the lead in no time!

#3766 to #3765 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
&quot;Don't let the bed Putin's bite&quot;   
   
Hats: Everyone's most hated thing on TF2, for some that is.   
   
Sure you will..Sure you will..
"Don't let the bed Putin's bite"

Hats: Everyone's most hated thing on TF2, for some that is.

Sure you will..Sure you will..
#3767 to #3766 - sucymole (05/12/2013) [-]
&quot;Everyone is a nigger&quot;   
~ Lincoln    
   
Only f2p peasants say that.    
   
es okay capt, its natural to be afraid of me
"Everyone is a nigger"
~ Lincoln

Only f2p peasants say that.

es okay capt, its natural to be afraid of me

#3721 to #3715 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Falloutkid, Lokarain, Bitcloud, Stocking.   
If I am not right, please tell me or slap me across my gay as fuck face.
Falloutkid, Lokarain, Bitcloud, Stocking.
If I am not right, please tell me or slap me across my gay as fuck face.
#3725 to #3721 - sucymole (05/10/2013) [-]
>not remembering chicomole </3
*ur teh reason why i drink at nite face*
#3726 to #3725 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Your grammar has changed immensely.
I assume that was on purpose?
Chicomole - Chico = Mole + Sucy = Sucymole. I see what you did there.
#3730 to #3726 - sucymole (05/10/2013) [-]
Those grammar classes really paid off.
Maybe

clever mofo i know i am
(friend decided new username for me so i went with it)
#3731 to #3730 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
When you said Chicomole, I began to think that you had a sister who was on meth.   
   
He must really suck at making names.
When you said Chicomole, I began to think that you had a sister who was on meth.

He must really suck at making names.
#3732 to #3731 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
PLZ
she would last a week or two on here til she gets bored of it

ur one 2 talk,
ur a terrible capt and a untrained monkey
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Or goes on the boards. Satan knows how bad those things are.

Google Translate does not have your language in it.
User avatar #3735 to #3733 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
Those boards are shit and annoying.

you already forgot how to speak my native mole text capt ;___;
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Except the NSFW ones, if that counts.

It is like Pig Latin, if you don't see or use it much, the memory of how to speak/read it wears off. :3 Also how come you unfriended me back on your old account of Chicomole?
User avatar #3737 to #3736 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
Hentai board has 1 good pic every now and then

dats makes mole sad
oh thats cuz i sold dat account months ago for 10 bucks
and then i sold my asuka account for 20 bucks

User avatar #3738 to #3737 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Indeed.

Give me some Black Butte and make me watch Nascar and I will speak that language easily.
Oh, typical you.

User avatar #3739 to #3738 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
But Nascar is not on atm

lel weaboos pay big bucks for the anime usernames
User avatar #3740 to #3739 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Steal someones DirectTV then. I know you can do it.

I can see that, but how so with Chico?
#3741 to #3740 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
Im not a stealer capt, thats wrong   
   
Simple, it was a super high level account and someone wanted a backup high level account.    
And dats how chicomole was sold for 10 bucks
Im not a stealer capt, thats wrong

Simple, it was a super high level account and someone wanted a backup high level account.
And dats how chicomole was sold for 10 bucks
User avatar #3742 to #3741 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Hateandwhisky must be not proud of you.

You could have gone higher, think of the mula.
User avatar #3743 to #3742 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
DAT NIGGETTE NEVER SAID HI EITHER

dat was the highest at the time

#3744 to #3743 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Why don't you tell that to him in his face and see how long you survive?   
   
Capitalism is not pleased.
Why don't you tell that to him in his face and see how long you survive?

Capitalism is not pleased.
#3745 to #3744 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
your damn right i will   
no one can escape my stupdity and gets away with it    
not even me   
yeah well   
capitalism is terrible
your damn right i will
no one can escape my stupdity and gets away with it
not even me
yeah well
capitalism is terrible
#3746 to #3745 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Enjoy your spilt guts.

Lenin is pleased. So is Putin
#3747 to #3746 - sucymole (05/11/2013) [-]
Plz   
he wishes he wouldnt hurt a fly let alone my godly self   
   
A happy Putin makes the world go round
Plz
he wishes he wouldnt hurt a fly let alone my godly self

A happy Putin makes the world go round
#3695 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
Ahm..
hello.. ;3

I'm back..again..maybe for the finaleth time of me disappearing... ;o
#3696 to #3695 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
Well, well, well. It has been a long time, friend. :P    
Where'd you run off to?
Well, well, well. It has been a long time, friend. :P
Where'd you run off to?
#3697 to #3696 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
I ran into a horrible game called real life. The graphics were good, but the story was horrible and kinda boring. Some parts of the gameplay were rather hard and well, yeah. But after some time, I finally beat the game

sorta. ;p Now I'm just browsing back to the old sites I used to frequent, attempting to return to them xP
#3698 to #3697 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
You certainly played it longer then me. I tried quitting FJ untill a mysterious calling half a year later decided to haunt me. :P Also how was the multiplayer?

Well, if you are planning to come back to FJ, it is in a time of nothing happening. No brony/hater wars or anything. Except if you count DJ 4DM1N posting comments on top content and doing rave parties.
#3699 to #3698 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
This was pretty much me while playing the game. Multiplayer sucked ass
becausenoonewouldplaywithme

Ah yes... the good ol wars... we served well in them didn't we? That isn't to say the war is over. Oh no. There will always be a bad seed. ;p

DJ 4DM1N? A lot has changed on FJ. And it looks like I beat you in quitting FJ longer ;p
User avatar #3700 to #3699 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
Atleast you got to see the multiplayer, it wouldn't load.

Oh yes, but very few now.

And Bitcloud beat both of us. :P Actually he is still going.
#3701 to #3700 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
Bitcloud..lets see... Bitcloud bitcloud bitcloud...oh yeah I remember him ;D So what did he just up and leave? I know I did. I kinda just disappeared

from everything xP
#3702 to #3701 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
He just ended up leaving. I assume he got bored and went on to play MMO's like he talked about. Or died. Whichever comes first.   
   
You sure did, and I am suprised Chicomole has not been posting crap on your wall because of you leaving like he did with bit.
He just ended up leaving. I assume he got bored and went on to play MMO's like he talked about. Or died. Whichever comes first.

You sure did, and I am suprised Chicomole has not been posting crap on your wall because of you leaving like he did with bit.
#3703 to #3702 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
I didn't mean to just up and leave like that ;c
I can't even think of a valid reason now after what, some year or so of me being gone? xP I just.. I dunno. I can't even remember the past year that much lol xP Is chico still around? What kinda stuff did he post? Only three people noticed me go poof: You, Trunsako, satanisthesavior

I did the same thing with school but for medical reasons. everyone thought I died. I guess the Internet and real world are just about the same xD
User avatar #3710 to #3703 - satanisthesavior (05/08/2013) [-]
... Why have you summoned me?
User avatar #3774 to #3710 - draconicxyz (05/13/2013) [-]
Because you're dead
#3775 to #3774 - satanisthesavior (05/13/2013) [-]
I'M DEAD!?
I'M DEAD!?
User avatar #3704 to #3703 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
I can't remember things well myself. :P I can't even remember why I left too.
Chico usually posts shit like "Get back, you nigger", "When you return I will laugh at you" or some shit like that.

Except the real world has shitty gameplay. :P

Lol, satanisthesavior
#3705 to #3704 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
Be there something up with satanisthesavior? o.o
Because of you subbing that text ;p
User avatar #3706 to #3705 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
I just like the name.
#3713 to #3711 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
#3714 to #3713 - satanisthesavior (05/09/2013) [-]
So just the name, huh? Nothing else about me that you like?
#3716 to #3714 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Just that you are from Hell.
I leik Hell
Pandemonium smelt funny but I enjoyed it.
User avatar #3717 to #3716 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
You are a very silly person...
#3707 to #3706 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
I hail a higher God. Back with you demon! *splashes holy water on you*
#3712 to #3709 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
I'll take that as a yes.
I'll take that as a yes.
#3772 to #3712 - draconicxyz (05/13/2013) [-]
Freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their freakin' heads.   
Is that better?
Freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their freakin' heads.
Is that better?
#3683 to #3682 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Hello NegativeEmotionAndAlchohol.   
   
Also I was expecting a better comeback from the rabbit man.   
Is it bad if I have never seen that movie?
Hello NegativeEmotionAndAlchohol.

Also I was expecting a better comeback from the rabbit man.
Is it bad if I have never seen that movie?
User avatar #3684 to #3683 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, that is pretty bad dude. You should definitely go watch it.

It's on Netflix.
User avatar #3686 to #3685 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
I don't really care, dude, it's just a recommendation.
User avatar #3687 to #3686 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm accustomed to hearing people nag at me for not wanting to do something.
User avatar #3688 to #3687 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
Well, get accustomed to me not giving a shit.
#3689 to #3688 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Another reason why I enjoy you.
#3690 to #3689 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
I honestly don't get other people. Especially those of you not where I'm from.

Are you all honestly that accustomed to people caring about you? Do they do that where you're from? Often?
#3691 to #3690 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Over here on the West Coast, we have a lot of people who believe that being anti-social is like being a killer. You get looked down upon for being a individual or not accepting a task and such.    
   
I personally don't give a flying fuck what people think about me. If someone asks me to do something and I refuse, they usually bitch as if I took their wallet.
Over here on the West Coast, we have a lot of people who believe that being anti-social is like being a killer. You get looked down upon for being a individual or not accepting a task and such.

I personally don't give a flying fuck what people think about me. If someone asks me to do something and I refuse, they usually bitch as if I took their wallet.
#3692 to #3691 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
I would recommend coming on down to Dixie, where most of the population is too miserable to even care for themselves - let alone others.

But odds are, you would probably end up dead. Very soon. It's like fuckin' Somalia down here.
#3693 to #3692 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh c'mon now, if it is as bad as The People's Republic of Oregon, then it could not be much worse.

I mean, atleast I will have some dignity when getting killed by people from Dixie then hippies, amiright?
User avatar #3680 - ttritt (03/27/2013) [-]
Yes, me.
1994
User avatar #3681 to #3680 - captainspankmonkey (03/27/2013) [-]
I guess I was right, :P
#3654 to #3653 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Nothing much to do besides messing with Chicomole Asuka, looking at porn, and maybe taking a peek on the threads.
Other than that, I am too busy to be fucking around on this site.
#3655 to #3654 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
I know this already, I just figured I'd use at to metaphorically 'get the ball rolling'.
I know this already, I just figured I'd use at to metaphorically 'get the ball rolling'.
User avatar #3657 to #3655 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Dats not Johhny hate
WHO ARE U AND WOT HAVE U DONE TO THUNDERDICK!?.
User avatar #3659 to #3657 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
I still use 'Nny here and there. Just less, now.
User avatar #3660 to #3659 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
But Johhny was more funny.
#3663 to #3660 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
Your face is more funny.
Your face is more funny.
#3666 to #3663 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
lel
lel
#3656 to #3655 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Ah.
Well, how is FJ treating you at the moment, NegativeEmotions&AlchoholicGoodness
#3658 to #3656 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
I don't exactly use it for its intended purpose.

I just sort of drop in and out sporadically. Talking to some, here and there, not much beyond that.

I mean, it's Carnival season for fucks' sake. Intoxicated women lifting shirts, drunks killing other drunks, streets lined with cheap plastic beads and urine - this is my kind of holiday. And it ain't even a holiday.
#3661 to #3658 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Sounds like a good time, how long does it last?

Granted it does sound like a Gypsy festival mixed with St. Patricks day, but still sounds fun.
#3662 to #3661 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
'Til Ash Wednesday and into Lent season.   
   
I've been doing this for at least 17 years and this shit still greatly confuses me.
'Til Ash Wednesday and into Lent season.

I've been doing this for at least 17 years and this shit still greatly confuses me.
User avatar #3664 to #3662 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I see.

Did you ask anyone around who has a clue what is going on, or are they too drunk/crazy?
User avatar #3665 to #3664 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
Well, I understand enough about it myself. I know it started out as a religious thing, Catholic or such, and it wasn't always about wild partying and bullshit.

I just don't know the exact days these things begin and end. It changes every year. I just wait for the floats to start running, and the traffic to get really shitty.
User avatar #3667 to #3665 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I won't be suprised if some group of jackass's were partying while nobody was around during those times.

Changes every year? How the fuck does that work?

Ever tried looking for a moron running away from the floats in the crowd screaming? It is quite rewarding and hillarious when one such moron is found.
User avatar #3668 to #3667 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
Well, it starts 42 days before Easter every year, so it's going to change annually. This year, it started on the 12th of February, last year the 21st, next year on the 4th of March, and so on.

As such, we have to plan ahead for all that. A bit of a bitch and a half to do.
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
And by the end of that dateline, I assume it all leads to a fun party with all sorts of drunks and nuts?
User avatar #3670 to #3669 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
By the end of that begins Lent season, meaning all the foods and alcohol we consume during Mardi Gras, we give up during Lent until Lent is over. Which is about the only religious tradition that's upheld during the whole shebang.
User avatar #3671 to #3670 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I suspect you ignore that part mostly.
User avatar #3672 to #3671 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
No one tells me what I can and can't kill my liver with.

No one.
#3673 to #3672 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I am interested in what your liver looks like now.
#3674 to #3673 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
I'd say this explains it just fiiiiiiiine.
I'd say this explains it just fiiiiiiiine.
User avatar #3675 to #3674 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Looks fine to me!
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
You're alright, Cap'n.
User avatar #3643 - GimmieTheCockies (11/27/2012) [-]
Dayum gurl, you shit with dat ass?
#3644 to #3643 - captainspankmonkey (11/29/2012) [-]
Poo comes out of there?
I never would have guessed...
#3645 to #3644 - GimmieTheCockies (11/29/2012) [-]
I've missed you :c
#3646 to #3645 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2012) [-]
So does alot of my friends, well, the ones who pay attention.
#3647 to #3646 - GimmieTheCockies (12/01/2012) [-]
Do you hate me? I never hear from you anymore
#3648 to #3647 - captainspankmonkey (12/02/2012) [-]
I just aint on as much as I would like too.
Busy busy busy.
#3649 to #3648 - GimmieTheCockies (12/02/2012) [-]
It's okay, I'm not either :o
I just wanted to tell you hello and comment on that fine ass of yours
#3650 to #3649 - captainspankmonkey (12/02/2012) [-]
I am still very amazed to learn poop comes from there.
User avatar #3641 to #3620 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I guess that works too.

Well I am off to sleep and as always, I regret doing it.

Good night, EmotionalDislikeAndAlchoholicBeverage.
User avatar #3642 to #3641 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh you and your play on words.

Have some Kendrick.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G0w3N-k91E
#3621 to #3620 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh hey there.
Considering that I may already know the answers to this, but how is it going?
User avatar #3622 to #3621 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Trying to achieve a buzz. Yourself?
User avatar #3623 to #3622 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Wasting my time.
User avatar #3624 to #3623 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
So nothing out of the ordinary?
#3625 to #3624 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
That and unaware of what to do with all these Mitt Romney pictures I got.

Luckly, I did not get many. If you count around 30 as "not as many".
#3626 to #3625 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Nah, "too many" is for myself and my JTHM folder. About 200 pics strong.
#3627 to #3626 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I miss the days I had 800 pictures..   
Granted I could never find any of the more useful pics because I always lost them in that giant mess.   
I am never organized.
I miss the days I had 800 pictures..
Granted I could never find any of the more useful pics because I always lost them in that giant mess.
I am never organized.
#3628 to #3627 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
I got folders for days.

Get on my level, nigga.
#3629 to #3628 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I would if I wasnt so busy maybe I could be at your level.

I wonder what it would be like to be a nigger...?
#3630 to #3629 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Define 'busy', 'cause I can say I lead a busy lifestyle - but it's no excuse to be unorganized.
#3631 to #3630 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Busy as in:
Having to wake up early,
Going to work,
Dealing with morons who have twenty tasks for you,
Listening to them bitch about how they want something done their way when it just leads to nothing be solved,
Than coming home and having to punch your sibling for stealing the last bottle of Black Butte.
#3632 to #3631 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Sounds bullshitty, yes.

But believe me, I would kill for my life to be that simple.
#3633 to #3632 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
The only bullshit is beating up my brother, the basterd is always bringing his bitch around to get in the way of my fists.   
   
Considering I can't hit her because of societies ways.
The only bullshit is beating up my brother, the basterd is always bringing his bitch around to get in the way of my fists.

Considering I can't hit her because of societies ways.
#3634 to #3633 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, if you chose to let society define your actions, I've no choice but to let you.   
   
I feel I've adapted my father's ways in that department - treat women as women, but beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity.   
   
This whole family's a problem.
Well, if you chose to let society define your actions, I've no choice but to let you.

I feel I've adapted my father's ways in that department - treat women as women, but beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity.

This whole family's a problem.
#3635 to #3634 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Sometimes, I really wish I could find a way to fuck with society without getting caught.   
Granted showers in prisons sound fun as hell.   
   
&quot;Beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity&quot;. Oh, what fun. Luckly, I have found satisfaction in using words to beat a woman.
Sometimes, I really wish I could find a way to fuck with society without getting caught.
Granted showers in prisons sound fun as hell.

"Beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity". Oh, what fun. Luckly, I have found satisfaction in using words to beat a woman.
#3636 to #3635 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
I meant that more in the sense; "If she wants to act like a man, treat/beat her like one."

Though, I've never found an excuse to do so. Thankfully, I guess.

I like to make myself believe I'm a gentleman.
#3637 to #3636 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Eye for eye ideology?

Being a gentleman sure is hard at times, don't you think?
User avatar #3638 to #3637 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but no - not quite.

Hard? No, it just takes patience. And, like dementia, I have plenty of that.
User avatar #3639 to #3638 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I thought it would be hard considering how people act, no?

Ever tried seeming polite but secretly insulting them but they never really seem to notice because of how polite you are?
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
If you know what to do, it makes things much simpler.

I do something similar - but it's more of me condescending on some ignorant cunt, using words so far out of their vocabulary that the last thing they'd think about is my insulting them.
#3609 - scaredog (11/10/2012) [-]
Wass gud?
User avatar #3611 to #3610 - scaredog (11/10/2012) [-]
How yah been Capt.?
User avatar #3612 to #3611 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2012) [-]
Busy with School, work, and life.
So nothing really special. I just came on to check the posts.
How about yourself?
User avatar #3613 to #3612 - scaredog (11/10/2012) [-]
Ah, alright then.
I've been alright. Same thing really.
User avatar #3614 to #3613 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2012) [-]
How has FJ been doing? All I have seen is nothing at all and Chicomole is off my friends list for some reason..
User avatar #3615 to #3614 - scaredog (11/10/2012) [-]
It's been....eh? I'm not sure how to explain it, it's kinda been the same, but something has changed, definitely.

Chicimole cleared his friend-list I guess.
#3616 to #3615 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2012) [-]
I guess I have not been missing out, eh?

#3617 to #3616 - scaredog (11/10/2012) [-]
Yep. The comments are mostly complaints of re-posts, and the few funny ones hide in with shit-posts. Content is adequate, that's more an opinion from me though.
#3618 to #3617 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2012) [-]
Good old FJ, staying as it always was.
Sorry I have to cut this short, School does not enjoy it when I stay up and wake up sleepy... Cya man.
User avatar #3619 to #3618 - scaredog (11/10/2012) [-]
It's fine. Talk to you some other time.
#3598 to #3597 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #1433408 at MLP Brony Board ** Let's see if I can get a Romney.
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User avatar #3590 - SonicTeam (09/14/2012) [-]
Crazy Shit and Icons.
User avatar #3588 - hateandwhiskey (08/08/2012) [-]
Casshern didn't leave.
User avatar #3589 to #3588 - captainspankmonkey (08/08/2012) [-]
Yea, Millionknives said so..
#3568 - omegasoul (05/16/2012) [-]
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!   
YOU LOST 500 SUBS   
AND YOUR COMMENT RANK
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!
YOU LOST 500 SUBS
AND YOUR COMMENT RANK
User avatar #3569 to #3611 - omegasoul (05/16/2012) [-]
WAIT...I'M THINK ABOUT CHICOMOLE
User avatar #3564 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/04/2012) [-]
well they're all against social security and all

their party fucking made it. that's all i can get
User avatar #3565 to #3607 - captainspankmonkey (03/04/2012) [-]
So the joke would be like a scumbag steve joke?

Hates social security

Were the ones who made it

and it would show the GOP logo with a scumbag steve hat?
User avatar #3566 to #3608 - captainspankmonkey (03/04/2012) [-]
Or something like that...
#3497 - chicomole (02/14/2012) [-]
i shall enjoy the limited time you have capt.   
welcome back :P
i shall enjoy the limited time you have capt.
welcome back :P
#3521 to #3541 - chicomole Comment deleted by captainspankmonkey [-]
#3523 to #3565 - chicomole (02/17/2012) [-]
si senor capt
User avatar #3524 to #3566 - captainspankmonkey (02/17/2012) [-]
www.nvhentai.com/galleries <- here is a site which has alot of hentai.

#3525 to #3567 - chicomole (02/17/2012) [-]
and another site added to my list of search sites for my nsfw material
thanks :P
#3526 to #3568 - captainspankmonkey (02/17/2012) [-]
No problem
Now get workin :P
#3529 to #3571 - chicomole Comment deleted by captainspankmonkey [-]
User avatar #3530 to #3572 - captainspankmonkey (02/17/2012) [-]
I think I saw the sequel on his channel.
#3536 to #3578 - N. Korean citizen (02/19/2012) [-]
BEST ThInG eVeR :P
User avatar #3537 to #3579 - chicomole (02/19/2012) [-]
agreed capt
#3500 to #3541 - chicomole (02/14/2012) [-]
WHAT DID I TELL U ABOUT SAYING MY NAME?!?!
NEVER AGAIN!
#3501 to #3543 - chicomole (02/14/2012) [-]
logs out just i replied back....maybe it was a bad idea to stay signed in while i was working on those nsfw comps
User avatar #3502 to #3544 - captainspankmonkey (02/14/2012) [-]
>Bored and looks up old pal bitcloud
>finds out he has a Da account
>See you
>See your name on it
>LOL
>Tell you about it
>Laugh at your anger
#3503 to #3545 - chicomole (02/14/2012) [-]
oh haha capt,
i dont recall my username in his profile but as his followers i do recall,
:P
User avatar #3504 to #3546 - captainspankmonkey (02/14/2012) [-]
I ment to say I found your account and then I saw your name.
Also isnt jesse a girl name? Incoming shitstorm
#3505 to #3547 - chicomole (02/14/2012) [-]
CFNURCUJDNDNJU!!NJUCFJF......
no...it is not capt, "jessie" or "jessica" are girl names,
jesse is usually a guy name -.-
User avatar #3506 to #3548 - captainspankmonkey (02/14/2012) [-]
A very girly guy name at that.
#3507 to #3549 - chicomole (02/14/2012) [-]
oh u soo funnie capt,   
tell me you are using your brother's laptop atm right?   
if so then it be real funny to see your history of fj filled with nothing but porn on there
oh u soo funnie capt,
tell me you are using your brother's laptop atm right?
if so then it be real funny to see your history of fj filled with nothing but porn on there
#3508 to #3550 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2012) [-]
Inb4 private browsing.
Also dont ask why im anon now.
#3509 to #3551 - chicomole (02/14/2012) [-]
so much for revenge >.>
and ok capt, so whats new with u btw
#3510 to #3552 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2012) [-]
Besides me running around the wasteland with jericho and starting a trade caravan and killing things,not much.
#3511 to #3553 - chicomole (02/14/2012) [-]
very nice capt
User avatar #3514 to #3554 - captainspankmonkey (02/17/2012) [-]
Whats up with you jesse?
#3515 to #3557 - chicomole (02/17/2012) [-]
nothin atm,
just chattin with a few people are finishing up my nsfw comps im gonna post later on tonite

u?
#3519 to #3561 - chicomole (02/17/2012) [-]
would u like borderline or full on porn capt?

(my nsfw pony stuff is either human or anthro)
User avatar #3520 to #3562 - captainspankmonkey (02/17/2012) [-]
Meh,I go with anything really

#3496 - KiraLives (02/14/2012) [-]
Limited time, you say?
User avatar #3499 to #3538 - captainspankmonkey (02/14/2012) [-]
Like I said to cash,now that I think about,its not really limited considering that I might get my actually computer back.
User avatar #3512 to #3542 - KiraLives (02/15/2012) [-]
Well good :3
#3491 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
Limited time!?     
   
   
   
Fuck.
Limited time!?



Fuck.
User avatar #3551 to #3533 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Cali,you say?Does it still have that smell there from the last time I was there?

Also the hipster plague isnt very common in the rural,suburbs part,but you probably know that.
User avatar #3552 to #3594 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/27/2012) [-]
I kinda do, my City isn't that big, is pretty. But, we have pretty boys, with the whole Jersey shore, and 'partying' lifestyle right here, but I shit you now, drive 5 minutes north and BAM hipsters. So its kinda a border lining thing I live one.

Oh you mean the scent of smog, arrogance, ignorance, STD's, teen moms, and tacos, then yes, yes we do.
User avatar #3553 to #3595 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Funny,most of the hipsters from Oregon are from up north,Portland mostly.

And thats it!
User avatar #3554 to #3596 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/28/2012) [-]
Ha, glad to refresh memory.
User avatar #3555 to #3597 - captainspankmonkey (02/29/2012) [-]
Indeed.
Also I see hate is writing something about fallout?

May I know what the hell it is?
User avatar #3556 to #3598 - casshern **User deleted account** (03/01/2012) [-]
Yes, I fallout fanfic, I guess I could say.

Just a story of his bros, himself and I in the fallout Universe. I think its awesome. Cause for one, I love fallout.
User avatar #3557 to #3599 - captainspankmonkey (03/01/2012) [-]
Who doesnt love fallout?The games had awesome setting,people(besides a few),and story(although the story lines of each game are basically the same formula),and ect.

User avatar #3558 to #3600 - casshern **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]
If it ain't broke, why fix it?

User avatar #3559 to #3601 - captainspankmonkey (03/02/2012) [-]
True...except the I would like to see something different besides "Go find this,then get involved in a conflict between this and that".
User avatar #3560 to #3602 - casshern **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, I mean, make it optional, or just give a little more variety.

I hate the old Black and White system of choices. Ya' feel me, brah?
User avatar #3561 to #3603 - captainspankmonkey (03/02/2012) [-]
Agree 100% especially the black and white part.

They did try putting in a neutral in fallout 3 and new vegas(I dont know about the karma system in F1 or F2) but it was pretty much nothing.



User avatar #3562 to #3604 - casshern **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]
"Try" is the key word.

But, I guess you're right. It still felt extremely limited.
User avatar #3492 to #3533 - captainspankmonkey (02/14/2012) [-]
Yes....well in a way it isnt limited...becuase my comp(bros comp im on) might get fixed.

Also herro.

User avatar #3493 to #3534 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
I see, that explains your disappearance.

Seriously. I noticed.

I missed ya.
User avatar #3494 to #3535 - captainspankmonkey (02/14/2012) [-]
And thats why you are on my list of friends who I dont regret having as friends.

Also I need to sleep,maybe I will talk more tommorow.....Depends on whats on the teh do list.
#3495 to #3536 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
Alwighty den! Sleep tight, bro.

I'll wait till then.
User avatar #3513 to #3537 - captainspankmonkey (02/17/2012) [-]
No tits here <.<
User avatar #3532 to #3556 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/18/2012) [-]
dangnabit.
User avatar #3538 to #3576 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/19/2012) [-]
Well.... when will you have tits your comp up n' running again?
User avatar #3539 to #3581 - captainspankmonkey (02/20/2012) [-]
Doesnt seem like it.
My bros comp will do well for now,although I will miss meh old pictures.
#3540 to #3582 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, bro.

I'm gonna miss em' too.

Good times, good times.
User avatar #3541 to #3583 - captainspankmonkey (02/25/2012) [-]
Very good times....
So how are yall?
User avatar #3542 to #3584 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/25/2012) [-]
Just dandy, as in I am fucking tired.

So, the usual. Just moving on with life, ya know?
Preparing for college, juggling my classes and trying to keep grades up, video games, and trying to squeeze in fapping in there.

How about you my friend
User avatar #3543 to #3585 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Same here,except without college :P That and working
User avatar #3544 to #3586 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/27/2012) [-]
Dude, sounds like you have it worse. Job n' all.
User avatar #3545 to #3587 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Oh it aint bad besides its a family buisness :P
User avatar #3546 to #3588 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/27/2012) [-]
I see. Remember, mo' money means mo' bitches.
#3547 to #3589 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
And sadly,the only "Bitches" I meet are really dumb and only care about nature or some bullshit.
#3548 to #3590 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/27/2012) [-]
Are they hipsters?

Cause I'm all for one and nature and all that snazzy jazz, but these broads sound.... retarded.
User avatar #3549 to #3591 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Welcome to Oregon,where every man is either some hillbilly or is a car guy and every woman is either some hipster,artsy,herpy infested,earth lover or a complete bitch.
User avatar #3550 to #3592 - casshern **User deleted account** (02/27/2012) [-]
Oregon, thats all you had to say.

Fucker, your hipster plague spread to Cali.

Well... as least its not like New York.
*Shivers*

Oh, Oregon you say.... I am this much closer to find where you live....
#3489 - hateandwhiskey (02/14/2012) [-]
I wasn't even aware of your absence.

Then again, my time here has been spotty as well.
#3490 to #3531 - captainspankmonkey (02/14/2012) [-]
Oh its alright,I dont think alot of people here have noticed besides the people I talk to alot.

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