I like the way you think.

I like the way I think too. I'll add it to the list of things we have in common. XD

Just remember not to eat the paper. I've had a habit of doing that many times before.

... Who said my list was on paper? I prefer to use the skin of my enemies as parchment and their blood for ink.

Doesn't it take too damn long for the blood to dry? Or am I thinking of Horse splooge?

What takes the longest is waiting for the skin to tan and form a nice, dry writing surface.

Blood dries pretty quickly when used as ink, actually...

Psychotic Hippies could use this method of writing, now that I think about it. :P

"Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick." - George from Fallout New Vegas.

I forgot those people existed.

Says the person who has 4 loses.

"Meow"
~my dog
he had one job

Theres too many of them now a days

Those arent loses!
they....just...umm....mini breaks

You forgot that he was Black, did you? And from the South. A deadly combination.

And the world not destroyed.

And so are cows but u dont hate mooing like a cow...
yet

yet pluto remains alive sadly

And cows are like the retards of the animal kingdom.

Because it is Pluto, duh.

nonsense,
dats the manatees job

its 2 tiny to fit in
poor pluto

(bein bugged 2 play tf2 so ill br for a bit capt)

I suppose. I suppose..

Atleast we know where to hide from Putins wrath.

(Careful of those Spy's, Jesse)

seacows man

for now at least

plz i was pro spy
(forgot dat i told u my irl name)

Kill them all.

For now..

I thought you were pro-Pyro?
(Indeed, Jesse)

But they so gentle
and suicidal

We're doomed either way

im pro pyro/spy/medic/engi now
but i use pyro since i made my perfect pyro loadout not too long ago.

(how u figure it out again cuz i forget)

And good to blow up.

Cheese and crackers, what is next? Pro-Heavy?

(Deviantart and your pals)

but i have so much 2 life for.

>pro heavy
silly capt theres no such thing as a pro heavy

(i have a DA?)

Nigga, you a seacow?

When did Pro-Medic exist then?

chicomole.deviantart.com/

No im mexican remember capt

Since because of my ubering of everyone we pretty much used to storm through each point with ease and gave my team teh next push with my uber charges til we won.

(no one must know of dat account capt)

Then don't try implying you are a seacow, also where is my taco?

You sneaky bastard. Where were the snipers?

RIGHTO THEN, I AM SURE NOBODY WILL COME ON THIS PROFILE AND SEE THAT LINK AND USE IT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. NO SIR-E.

I wasnt, i ate them years ago

no one ubers snipers, spies sometimes

Jokes on you no one i chat with know of diz profile so ha!

"but i have so much 2 life for" Then what the fuck did that mean?

God damn it.

Hateandwhiskey and draconicxyz, possible

Oh did I miss something important? Ha ha, silly me!

The fuck do you want?

Nothing Hate, nothing at all...

Trying to not let Chico get a lead on our little contest.

It means how can anyone go on living knowing that pluto will be blown up.

everyone rages, tis the fun of the game.

hate knew dat long ago i forget who dracon is

Ah.

Except for the rage quitters. Adorable aren't they?

I do not know if you won this round or not. I CALL IT A TIE.

"Goodnight sweet dwarf blue icy planet prince"

They're even more adorable when they think theyre richer than me, they have such peasant hats

capt : 2
tie : 1
me: -4

ill be in the lead in no time!

"Don't let the bed Putin's bite"

Hats: Everyone's most hated thing on TF2, for some that is.

Sure you will..Sure you will..

"Everyone is a nigger"
~ Lincoln

Only f2p peasants say that.

es okay capt, its natural to be afraid of me

Falloutkid, Lokarain, Bitcloud, Stocking.
If I am not right, please tell me or slap me across my gay as fuck face.

>not remembering chicomole </3
*ur teh reason why i drink at nite face*

Your grammar has changed immensely.
I assume that was on purpose?
Chicomole - Chico = Mole + Sucy = Sucymole. I see what you did there.

Those grammar classes really paid off.
Maybe

clever mofo i know i am
(friend decided new username for me so i went with it)

When you said Chicomole, I began to think that you had a sister who was on meth.

He must really suck at making names.

PLZ
she would last a week or two on here til she gets bored of it

ur one 2 talk,
ur a terrible capt and a untrained monkey

Or goes on the boards. Satan knows how bad those things are.

Google Translate does not have your language in it.

Those boards are shit and annoying.

you already forgot how to speak my native mole text capt ;___;

Except the NSFW ones, if that counts.

It is like Pig Latin, if you don't see or use it much, the memory of how to speak/read it wears off. :3 Also how come you unfriended me back on your old account of Chicomole?

Hentai board has 1 good pic every now and then

dats makes mole sad
oh thats cuz i sold dat account months ago for 10 bucks
and then i sold my asuka account for 20 bucks

Indeed.

Give me some Black Butte and make me watch Nascar and I will speak that language easily.
Oh, typical you.

But Nascar is not on atm

lel weaboos pay big bucks for the anime usernames

Steal someones DirectTV then. I know you can do it.

I can see that, but how so with Chico?

Im not a stealer capt, thats wrong

Simple, it was a super high level account and someone wanted a backup high level account.
And dats how chicomole was sold for 10 bucks

Hateandwhisky must be not proud of you.

You could have gone higher, think of the mula.

DAT NIGGETTE NEVER SAID HI EITHER

dat was the highest at the time

Why don't you tell that to him in his face and see how long you survive?

Capitalism is not pleased.

your damn right i will
no one can escape my stupdity and gets away with it
not even me
yeah well
capitalism is terrible

Enjoy your spilt guts.

Lenin is pleased. So is Putin

Plz
he wishes he wouldnt hurt a fly let alone my godly self

A happy Putin makes the world go round

Well, well, well. It has been a long time, friend. :P
Where'd you run off to?

I ran into a horrible game called real life. The graphics were good, but the story was horrible and kinda boring. Some parts of the gameplay were rather hard and well, yeah. But after some time, I finally beat the game

sorta. ;p Now I'm just browsing back to the old sites I used to frequent, attempting to return to them xP

You certainly played it longer then me. I tried quitting FJ untill a mysterious calling half a year later decided to haunt me. :P Also how was the multiplayer?

Well, if you are planning to come back to FJ, it is in a time of nothing happening. No brony/hater wars or anything. Except if you count DJ 4DM1N posting comments on top content and doing rave parties.

This was pretty much me while playing the game. Multiplayer sucked ass
becausenoonewouldplaywithme

Ah yes... the good ol wars... we served well in them didn't we? That isn't to say the war is over. Oh no. There will always be a bad seed. ;p

DJ 4DM1N? A lot has changed on FJ. And it looks like I beat you in quitting FJ longer ;p

Atleast you got to see the multiplayer, it wouldn't load.

Oh yes, but very few now.

And Bitcloud beat both of us. :P Actually he is still going.

Bitcloud..lets see... Bitcloud bitcloud bitcloud...oh yeah I remember him ;D So what did he just up and leave? I know I did. I kinda just disappeared

from everything xP

He just ended up leaving. I assume he got bored and went on to play MMO's like he talked about. Or died. Whichever comes first.

You sure did, and I am suprised Chicomole has not been posting crap on your wall because of you leaving like he did with bit.

I didn't mean to just up and leave like that ;c
I can't even think of a valid reason now after what, some year or so of me being gone? xP I just.. I dunno. I can't even remember the past year that much lol xP Is chico still around? What kinda stuff did he post? Only three people noticed me go poof: You, Trunsako, satanisthesavior

I did the same thing with school but for medical reasons. everyone thought I died. I guess the Internet and real world are just about the same xD

... Why have you summoned me?

Because you're dead

I'M DEAD!?

I can't remember things well myself. :P I can't even remember why I left too.
Chico usually posts shit like "Get back, you nigger", "When you return I will laugh at you" or some shit like that.

Except the real world has shitty gameplay. :P

Lol, satanisthesavior

Be there something up with satanisthesavior? o.o
Because of you subbing that text ;p

I just like the name.

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

So just the name, huh? Nothing else about me that you like?

Just that you are from Hell.
I leik Hell
Pandemonium smelt funny but I enjoyed it.

You are a very silly person...

Alittlebit

I hail a higher God. Back with you demon! *splashes holy water on you*

I'll take that as a yes.

Freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their freakin' heads.
Is that better?

Hello NegativeEmotionAndAlchohol.

Also I was expecting a better comeback from the rabbit man.
Is it bad if I have never seen that movie?

Yeah, that is pretty bad dude. You should definitely go watch it.

It's on Netflix.

And if I don't?

I don't really care, dude, it's just a recommendation.

Sorry, I'm accustomed to hearing people nag at me for not wanting to do something.

Well, get accustomed to me not giving a shit.

Another reason why I enjoy you.

I honestly don't get other people. Especially those of you not where I'm from.

Are you all honestly that accustomed to people caring about you? Do they do that where you're from? Often?

Over here on the West Coast, we have a lot of people who believe that being anti-social is like being a killer. You get looked down upon for being a individual or not accepting a task and such.

I personally don't give a flying fuck what people think about me. If someone asks me to do something and I refuse, they usually bitch as if I took their wallet.

I would recommend coming on down to Dixie, where most of the population is too miserable to even care for themselves - let alone others.

But odds are, you would probably end up dead. Very soon. It's like fuckin' Somalia down here.

Oh c'mon now, if it is as bad as The People's Republic of Oregon, then it could not be much worse.

I mean, atleast I will have some dignity when getting killed by people from Dixie then hippies, amiright?

I guess I was right, :P

Nothing much to do besides messing with Chicomole Asuka, looking at porn, and maybe taking a peek on the threads.
Other than that, I am too busy to be fucking around on this site.

I know this already, I just figured I'd use at to metaphorically 'get the ball rolling'.

Dats not Johhny hate
WHO ARE U AND WOT HAVE U DONE TO THUNDERDICK!?.

I still use 'Nny here and there. Just less, now.

But Johhny was more funny.

Your face is more funny.

lel

Ah.
Well, how is FJ treating you at the moment, NegativeEmotions&AlchoholicGoodness

I don't exactly use it for its intended purpose.

I just sort of drop in and out sporadically. Talking to some, here and there, not much beyond that.

I mean, it's Carnival season for fucks' sake. Intoxicated women lifting shirts, drunks killing other drunks, streets lined with cheap plastic beads and urine - this is my kind of holiday. And it ain't even a holiday.

Sounds like a good time, how long does it last?

Granted it does sound like a Gypsy festival mixed with St. Patricks day, but still sounds fun.

'Til Ash Wednesday and into Lent season.

I've been doing this for at least 17 years and this shit still greatly confuses me.

I see.

Did you ask anyone around who has a clue what is going on, or are they too drunk/crazy?

Well, I understand enough about it myself. I know it started out as a religious thing, Catholic or such, and it wasn't always about wild partying and bullshit.

I just don't know the exact days these things begin and end. It changes every year. I just wait for the floats to start running, and the traffic to get really shitty.

I won't be suprised if some group of jackass's were partying while nobody was around during those times.

Changes every year? How the fuck does that work?

Ever tried looking for a moron running away from the floats in the crowd screaming? It is quite rewarding and hillarious when one such moron is found.

Well, it starts 42 days before Easter every year, so it's going to change annually. This year, it started on the 12th of February, last year the 21st, next year on the 4th of March, and so on.

As such, we have to plan ahead for all that. A bit of a bitch and a half to do.

And by the end of that dateline, I assume it all leads to a fun party with all sorts of drunks and nuts?

By the end of that begins Lent season, meaning all the foods and alcohol we consume during Mardi Gras, we give up during Lent until Lent is over. Which is about the only religious tradition that's upheld during the whole shebang.

I suspect you ignore that part mostly.

No one tells me what I can and can't kill my liver with.

No one.

I am interested in what your liver looks like now.

I'd say this explains it just fiiiiiiiine.

Looks fine to me!

You're alright, Cap'n.

Poo comes out of there?
I never would have guessed...

I've missed you :c

So does alot of my friends, well, the ones who pay attention.

Do you hate me? I never hear from you anymore

I just aint on as much as I would like too.
Busy busy busy.

It's okay, I'm not either :o
I just wanted to tell you hello and comment on that fine ass of yours

I am still very amazed to learn poop comes from there.

I guess that works too.

Well I am off to sleep and as always, I regret doing it.

Good night, EmotionalDislikeAndAlchoholicBeverage.

Oh you and your play on words.

Have some Kendrick.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G0w3N-k91E

Oh hey there.
Considering that I may already know the answers to this, but how is it going?

Trying to achieve a buzz. Yourself?

Wasting my time.

So nothing out of the ordinary?

That and unaware of what to do with all these Mitt Romney pictures I got.

Luckly, I did not get many. If you count around 30 as "not as many".

Nah, "too many" is for myself and my JTHM folder. About 200 pics strong.

I miss the days I had 800 pictures..
Granted I could never find any of the more useful pics because I always lost them in that giant mess.
I am never organized.

I got folders for days.

Get on my level, nigga.

I would if I wasnt so busy maybe I could be at your level.

I wonder what it would be like to be a nigger...?

Define 'busy', 'cause I can say I lead a busy lifestyle - but it's no excuse to be unorganized.

Busy as in:
Having to wake up early,
Going to work,
Dealing with morons who have twenty tasks for you,
Listening to them bitch about how they want something done their way when it just leads to nothing be solved,
Than coming home and having to punch your sibling for stealing the last bottle of Black Butte.

Sounds bullshitty, yes.

But believe me, I would kill for my life to be that simple.

The only bullshit is beating up my brother, the basterd is always bringing his bitch around to get in the way of my fists.

Considering I can't hit her because of societies ways.

Well, if you chose to let society define your actions, I've no choice but to let you.

I feel I've adapted my father's ways in that department - treat women as women, but beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity.

This whole family's a problem.

Sometimes, I really wish I could find a way to fuck with society without getting caught.
Granted showers in prisons sound fun as hell.

"Beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity". Oh, what fun. Luckly, I have found satisfaction in using words to beat a woman.

I meant that more in the sense; "If she wants to act like a man, treat/beat her like one."

Though, I've never found an excuse to do so. Thankfully, I guess.

I like to make myself believe I'm a gentleman.

Eye for eye ideology?

Being a gentleman sure is hard at times, don't you think?

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but no - not quite.

Hard? No, it just takes patience. And, like dementia, I have plenty of that.

I thought it would be hard considering how people act, no?

Ever tried seeming polite but secretly insulting them but they never really seem to notice because of how polite you are?

If you know what to do, it makes things much simpler.

I do something similar - but it's more of me condescending on some ignorant cunt, using words so far out of their vocabulary that the last thing they'd think about is my insulting them.

Oh hello there.

How yah been Capt.?

Busy with School, work, and life.
So nothing really special. I just came on to check the posts.
How about yourself?

Ah, alright then.
I've been alright. Same thing really.

How has FJ been doing? All I have seen is nothing at all and Chicomole is off my friends list for some reason..

It's been....eh? I'm not sure how to explain it, it's kinda been the same, but something has changed, definitely.

Chicimole cleared his friend-list I guess.

I guess I have not been missing out, eh?

Yep. The comments are mostly complaints of re-posts, and the few funny ones hide in with shit-posts. Content is adequate, that's more an opinion from me though.

Good old FJ, staying as it always was.
Sorry I have to cut this short, School does not enjoy it when I stay up and wake up sleepy... Cya man.

It's fine. Talk to you some other time.

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Yea, Millionknives said so..

Lol.

WAIT...I'M THINK ABOUT CHICOMOLE

So the joke would be like a scumbag steve joke?

Hates social security

Were the ones who made it

and it would show the GOP logo with a scumbag steve hat?

Or something like that...

Thanks Jesse.

Indeed

si senor capt

www.nvhentai.com/galleries <- here is a site which has alot of hentai.

and another site added to my list of search sites for my nsfw material
thanks :P

No problem
Now get workin :P

lolok capt
also enjoy rapeman

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2...

LOL

I think I saw the sequel on his channel.

well shit

@_@

o.O

agreed capt

WHAT DID I TELL U ABOUT SAYING MY NAME?!?!
NEVER AGAIN!

logs out just i replied back....maybe it was a bad idea to stay signed in while i was working on those nsfw comps

>Bored and looks up old pal bitcloud
>finds out he has a Da account
>See you
>See your name on it
>LOL
>Tell you about it
>Laugh at your anger

oh haha capt,
i dont recall my username in his profile but as his followers i do recall,
:P

I ment to say I found your account and then I saw your name.
Also isnt jesse a girl name? Incoming shitstorm

CFNURCUJDNDNJU!!NJUCFJF......
no...it is not capt, "jessie" or "jessica" are girl names,
jesse is usually a guy name -.-

A very girly guy name at that.

oh u soo funnie capt,
tell me you are using your brother's laptop atm right?
if so then it be real funny to see your history of fj filled with nothing but porn on there

so much for revenge >.>
and ok capt, so whats new with u btw

very nice capt

Whats up with you jesse?

nothin atm,
just chattin with a few people are finishing up my nsfw comps im gonna post later on tonite

u?

Faping >.>

olry now?
XD

Good....

would u like borderline or full on porn capt?

(my nsfw pony stuff is either human or anthro)

Meh,I go with anything really

Like I said to cash,now that I think about,its not really limited considering that I might get my actually computer back.

Well good :3

Cali,you say?Does it still have that smell there from the last time I was there?

Also the hipster plague isnt very common in the rural,suburbs part,but you probably know that.

I kinda do, my City isn't that big, is pretty. But, we have pretty boys, with the whole Jersey shore, and 'partying' lifestyle right here, but I shit you now, drive 5 minutes north and BAM hipsters. So its kinda a border lining thing I live one.

Oh you mean the scent of smog, arrogance, ignorance, STD's, teen moms, and tacos, then yes, yes we do.

Funny,most of the hipsters from Oregon are from up north,Portland mostly.

And thats it!

Ha, glad to refresh memory.

Indeed.
Also I see hate is writing something about fallout?

May I know what the hell it is?

Yes, I fallout fanfic, I guess I could say.

Just a story of his bros, himself and I in the fallout Universe. I think its awesome. Cause for one, I love fallout.

Who doesnt love fallout?The games had awesome setting,people(besides a few),and story(although the story lines of each game are basically the same formula),and ect.

If it ain't broke, why fix it?

True...except the I would like to see something different besides "Go find this,then get involved in a conflict between this and that".

Yeah, I mean, make it optional, or just give a little more variety.

I hate the old Black and White system of choices. Ya' feel me, brah?

Agree 100% especially the black and white part.

They did try putting in a neutral in fallout 3 and new vegas(I dont know about the karma system in F1 or F2) but it was pretty much nothing.

"Try" is the key word.

But, I guess you're right. It still felt extremely limited.

Of course.

Yes....well in a way it isnt limited...becuase my comp(bros comp im on) might get fixed.

Also herro.

I see, that explains your disappearance.

Seriously. I noticed.

I missed ya.

And thats why you are on my list of friends who I dont regret having as friends.

Also I need to sleep,maybe I will talk more tommorow.....Depends on whats on the teh do list.

Alwighty den! Sleep tight, bro.

I'll wait till then.

No tits here <.<

dangnabit.

DerpaHerp.

Well.... when will you have tits your comp up n' running again?

Doesnt seem like it.
My bros comp will do well for now,although I will miss meh old pictures.

Sorry, bro.

I'm gonna miss em' too.

Good times, good times.

Very good times....
So how are yall?

Just dandy, as in I am fucking tired.

So, the usual. Just moving on with life, ya know?
Preparing for college, juggling my classes and trying to keep grades up, video games, and trying to squeeze in fapping in there.

How about you my friend

Same here,except without college :P That and working

Dude, sounds like you have it worse. Job n' all.

Oh it aint bad besides its a family buisness :P

I see. Remember, mo' money means mo' bitches.

And sadly,the only "Bitches" I meet are really dumb and only care about nature or some bullshit.

Are they hipsters?

Cause I'm all for one and nature and all that snazzy jazz, but these broads sound.... retarded.

Welcome to Oregon,where every man is either some hillbilly or is a car guy and every woman is either some hipster,artsy,herpy infested,earth lover or a complete bitch.

Oregon, thats all you had to say.

Fucker, your hipster plague spread to Cali.

Well... as least its not like New York.
*Shivers*

Oh, Oregon you say.... I am this much closer to find where you live....