Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

captainreposty    

Rank #37030 on Subscribers
no avatar Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Offline
Send mail to captainreposty Block captainreposty Invite captainreposty to be your friend
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:2/13/2013
Last Login:1/11/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 882 total,  1127 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 1668 total,  3069 ,  1401
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 88 Content: Srs Business → Level 89 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:82353
Times Content Favorited:250 times
Total Comments Made:856
FJ Points:2575

latest user's comments

#1 - Glen Beck - the champion of Idiots. (Srsly, who coul… 08/19/2013 on . -1
#6 - Right, because getting photos with starving children is helpin…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Good guy Tom -171
#293 - sofunnyso (08/20/2013) [-]
I think you've got a point but I bet he's still relatively more charitable than you are.
User avatar #244 - explicitlyperfect (08/20/2013) [-]
He really does do charity, you're just pissed that he probably gets more pussy in a minute than you do in a year. I mean, ahem, you're entitled to your fucktard of a opinion.

User avatar #238 - soggytomatoe (08/20/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up. He's done more charity work in a year than you have your entire life you self-righteous prick.

But, of course, everyone is entitled to an opinion
Even if your opinion is shit
#196 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
...

fuck your opinion.
#161 - shitstainsam (08/20/2013) [-]
#108 - captainreposty (08/19/2013) [-]
#45 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
who gives ashit how charitable they are if they give something thats more than good enough.
#40 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
stupid cunt
User avatar #37 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2013) [-]
Fuck Unicef, they keep more money than they give.
User avatar #18 - Rockonfreakybro (08/19/2013) [-]
When you typed the word "opinion" you should've stopped yourself.. Funnyjunk doesn't deal well with opinions.
User avatar #157 - spermbank (08/20/2013) [-]
but...uhm...his last word was opinion...
User avatar #165 - Rockonfreakybro (08/20/2013) [-]
he still couldve stopped himself
User avatar #16 - goodcheese (08/19/2013) [-]
not only does his money help but he's using his celebrity status to bring attention to issues he thinks are important. that way others who have money they'd like to donate become aware and donate money. it's a gift that keeps on giving sort of deal
#12 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/19/2013) [-]
A dollar spent on charity accomplishes the same regardless of who donated it, asswipe. You should be lucky that whether a person is good isn't dependent on how much more they could do considering you sit on your ass all day and bitch about rich people, not doing shit for others.
#10 - skybluetroll (08/19/2013) [-]
Any amount of money donated to charity is a good thing. No matter who you are, or what you do.
User avatar #9 - redbluemungo (08/19/2013) [-]
So because he's famous, anything charitable is all for show? If he earns more money then it's not for you to say how he should spend it, just say thanks that he does charity at all
#26 - Bad joke from an even worse film. 08/19/2013 on His Power is Maximum -3
#10 - Information should, and must, always remain free. It is vi… 08/19/2013 on mark twain on censorship +4
#9 - Lemon >lime. 08/18/2013 on Lemon? +4
#23 - Wha...!? 08/18/2013 on traumatized +1
#28 - I'm 21 and the same can be said about me. Facial hair is s… 08/18/2013 on Men +3
#10 - >OP  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on homer vs terminator +14
User avatar #14 - kampi (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, wouldn't Superstatement be more appropriate for this kind of situation?
#13 - You're underestimating the stupidity rampant in our society.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Best Prank Ever! +277
User avatar #61 - anonymouzx (08/18/2013) [-]
This is more of a trick. If you fall for it it doesn't mean you're stupid...
#59 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
So are you, and OP. The stupidity is so high that very few people will acknowledge the sticker. And those who aren't all that stupid just doesn't care to waste time on reading shit while they're hands is wet.
User avatar #49 - tacogrenade (08/18/2013) [-]
To prove it, just look at the comments section..
User avatar #40 - rplix (08/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how this is stupidity. It was obviously an accident, and she was more focused on making sure the cups didn't fall.
User avatar #35 - Zaxplab (08/18/2013) [-]
Have you ever tripped so hard you knocked over two stools and broke a window?
#33 - dikslapping (08/18/2013) [-]
#25 - neznanc (08/18/2013) [-]
#44 - brisineo (08/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 - Iseewhatudidthar (08/18/2013) [-]
The window is self repairing
#38 - neznanc (08/18/2013) [-]
#36 - zorororonoa (08/18/2013) [-]
oh god, the door opens after he crashes through, holy shit that's funny
#23 - acetrainerewan (08/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - neznanc (08/18/2013) [-]
This needs "Thanks Obama"
#48 - arsyro (08/18/2013) [-]
#51 - neznanc (08/18/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #53 - arsyro (08/18/2013) [-]
come to me if you ever need any other gifs edited
User avatar #55 - neznanc (08/18/2013) [-]
will do sir
#121 - Well, at least they're not afraid to post their opinions, whic… 08/18/2013 on YOLO My Ass +2
#4 - >Rob Denbleyker 08/17/2013 on Drop the soap 0
#40 - The main reason i hate America is because it had so much poten… 08/17/2013 on Haters Gonna Hate -1
#36 - > No friends >YFW 08/17/2013 on Homer +13
#39 - You really don't know how politics works do you son? 08/17/2013 on A convenient distraction -1
#62 - Picture 08/17/2013 on Pokemon Master +1
#31 - No, the only reason people voted for Obama was Romney.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on A convenient distraction +1
User avatar #35 - tonkkax (08/17/2013) [-]
At least Romney isn't making empty promises, besides you have to be out of your mind if you think that the public would be okay with Romney's anti-gay policies. If we elected him a bottle of riot and protest will get that problem out of the window.
#39 - captainreposty (08/17/2013) [-]
You really don't know how politics works do you son?
#109 - People bitching how artists don't contribute to the "well…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Art +1
User avatar #170 - teoberry (08/17/2013) [-]
Banks are important. Mortgages are a blessing disguised as a curse. If I didn't get one, I'd be living in the dirt. Interest from my money put in helped me pay off said mortgage. You'll say that lawyers are bad now, but once you or your loved one mess up and are in court, you'll be glad they exist.
User avatar #171 - teoberry (08/17/2013) [-]
And artist don't contribute. Maybe if it was the renaissance guys, sure, but now it's people who throw paint on a canvas or make a giant statue of a crying baby and call it art. They're fuckin useless
User avatar #128 - thechosentroll (08/17/2013) [-]
Bankers are actually important. Just because people are whiny bitches who don't know how to manage their own money end end up in debt doesn't mean banks aren't fucking important. Same with lawyers. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they're not vital.
#127 - alhemicar (08/17/2013) [-]
Are you seriously questioning the importance of lawyers?
#108 - A world without lawyers, ey... 08/17/2013 on Art 0
#107 - >implying lawyers contribute to society.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Art -6
#110 - sonjaynooy (08/17/2013) [-]
>Implying every lawyer does nothing but lawsuits

>DA's office exists to protect innocents
#239 - Oh lawdy-lord! Are you ******* serious? …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Liberals.... -1
User avatar #324 - sketchE (08/16/2013) [-]
www.popsci.com/environment/gallery/2009-03/top-ten-greenhouse-gases?image=9

how bout this? and methane is number 3. also methane comes from natural things. like cows taking a shit
#237 - War was never technically declared, bitch. 08/16/2013 on Liberals.... 0
#236 - Well why the **** didn't you get out once you rem…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Liberals.... -1
User avatar #315 - sketchE (08/16/2013) [-]
your right. dismantle a government and leave great plan. you really have no idea what a government actually does for its people do you
#234 - Whilst that is true, it's recently come out that most of the &… 08/16/2013 on Liberals.... 0
#42 - "I have read a book". I studied this for …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Britain -1
#43 - foxfoot (08/16/2013) [-]
I've studied it as well, at a-level i did British foreign policy from 1851 to 1914 and got full marks on the paper. I'm not at uni yet but i don't think you are either, because I've read countless books such as Niall Ferguson's "Empire: How Britain made the modern world", Simon C Smiths "British Imperialism: 1750 - 1970" and Jeremy Paxman's "Empire: what ruling the world did to the British" and i recommend you look these ones up because they seem to disagree with you are they're a fairly easy read, so right up your street. Britain did want to implement Fair Trade, look it up. They wanted fair trade in countries because there would be no tariffs on foreign products and so since Britain was the china of the era its products would be the cheapest available. I never said fair trade was to create new markets, i said the mercantile system created new markets. And by the time Canada and Australia gained independence no-one used the mercantile system. Other countries used protectionist tariffs but every used the same, modern economic system.

Ah okay, i see, you've misinterpreted what i said, which is fair enough its completely my fault. When i said we didn't have America and Africa at the same time, i was talking about the 13 colonies that would later become the USA, i can see how you would read that wrong. But we did have Canada at the same we had colonies in Africa because Canada didn't gain independence until 1931 or 1982, depending on your view. The only way you could think that Canada was independent while we participated in the scramble for Africa is if you think that being a dominion is to be independent, which it isn't and that's like British Imperialism 101. I never used the word opinion, because this certainly your opinion, your just plain and simple wrong. Your facts are not true, and i don't believe you got 2:1 on this particular credit, i don't even believe you go to uni, or you have been and i certainly don't believe you've ever read around the topic
#40 - We NEVER had America and any of Africa at the same time. W…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Britain -1
#41 - foxfoot (08/16/2013) [-]
i never said we had America at the same time as we had Africa, every European state used the mercantile system of economy for all matters of trade, that's why empires happened in the 18th century, to create new markets and America was not the pioneer of free trade, Britain was because free trade meant that we always dominated markets as our products were the cheapest. i have read a book, several actually, and i dont klnow whether your trolling or you are just generally this ignorant. You clearly havent read any books on the topic, because if you did you'd know that you painfully wrong, so i would like to know what books you have read.
#42 - captainreposty (08/16/2013) [-]
"I have read a book".
I studied this for fuck sake, so I read book upon book, was taught by professors who studied this for decades.
Britain didn't WANT to implement free trade, but as a situation of circumstance, they HAD to. Free trade wasn't to create new markets, but to maintain existing ones with the colonies, after they gained their political independence (in the case of Canada/Australia/], on account that they would have cut themselves off from us if we continued our [not as in we invented it] mercantile system.

You did say we had America and Africa at the same time, as you claimed the first picture was "at the height of our power". How could it be when we didn't own colonies in the two continents at the same time?
I suppose the best way to teach someone isn't to get aggressive with them.
I am certainly not trolling you as my "opinions" were worth a high 2:1 on this particular credit. That isn't "boasting", that's simply me backing up my case. Have a re-read of what you've said before kid.
#43 - foxfoot (08/16/2013) [-]
I've studied it as well, at a-level i did British foreign policy from 1851 to 1914 and got full marks on the paper. I'm not at uni yet but i don't think you are either, because I've read countless books such as Niall Ferguson's "Empire: How Britain made the modern world", Simon C Smiths "British Imperialism: 1750 - 1970" and Jeremy Paxman's "Empire: what ruling the world did to the British" and i recommend you look these ones up because they seem to disagree with you are they're a fairly easy read, so right up your street. Britain did want to implement Fair Trade, look it up. They wanted fair trade in countries because there would be no tariffs on foreign products and so since Britain was the china of the era its products would be the cheapest available. I never said fair trade was to create new markets, i said the mercantile system created new markets. And by the time Canada and Australia gained independence no-one used the mercantile system. Other countries used protectionist tariffs but every used the same, modern economic system.

Ah okay, i see, you've misinterpreted what i said, which is fair enough its completely my fault. When i said we didn't have America and Africa at the same time, i was talking about the 13 colonies that would later become the USA, i can see how you would read that wrong. But we did have Canada at the same we had colonies in Africa because Canada didn't gain independence until 1931 or 1982, depending on your view. The only way you could think that Canada was independent while we participated in the scramble for Africa is if you think that being a dominion is to be independent, which it isn't and that's like British Imperialism 101. I never used the word opinion, because this certainly your opinion, your just plain and simple wrong. Your facts are not true, and i don't believe you got 2:1 on this particular credit, i don't even believe you go to uni, or you have been and i certainly don't believe you've ever read around the topic
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2300

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#1 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
I love how you think you're above and morally superior to what seems to be most of the world when any really moral person would find you and your views disgusting.
#2 to #1 - captainreposty (05/01/2013) [-]
You could have signed in.
But I bet you're as spineless as the next Jew. Yes I am indeed morally superior to all those who negate responsibility to a "higher being", and I've never lent anyone money and then asked them for "interest", because that is simply the dirtiest way of making money.
I don't know who you are, nor do I care who you are. All I know is, that 4 Jewish families control the Federal Reserve, and all American taxes go not to the American government, but to the privately owned Federal Reserve (something unconstitutional).
User avatar #5 to #2 - alfjnn (05/04/2013) [-]
>Rothschild
>Jewish.
Ok.jpg
#4 to #2 - spineless (05/01/2013) [-]
No, I am as spineless as the next Jew!
#3 to #2 - rieskimo has deleted their comment [-]
 Friends (0)