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#116 - Something tells me you're going to do this for every single &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Whos that pokemon 0
User avatar #117 - nicolascagelover (09/26/2013) [-]
I dont think he's going to make ncage the answer every time...
#118 - captainreposty (09/26/2013) [-]
Haha!
Brilliant.
#24 - Ha Ha!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on How I feel when introducing... 0
User avatar #25 - taft (09/26/2013) [-]
And same goes to you good sir!
#26 - EmulateSnes (09/26/2013) [-]
you think they would do 40 lvl's or 2 years -.- you're a darker blue than me.
#112 - Erm, I'm 21 and I've still seen a lot of "older" ban…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Cool Bands +3
User avatar #122 - mitchr (09/26/2013) [-]
I've seen only a few concerts, but they've been all the big name ones.
Green Day, Foo Fighters (with Rise Against opening, by the way), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bruce Springsteen, Imagine Dragons. And my family is going to go see Pearl Jam when they're in Oklahoma City (we'll be taking a road trip).
#3 - Or probably because you have no friends... …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Well played /b/ +270
#22 - empithree (09/24/2013) [-]
#26 - schnitzelwagen (09/24/2013) [-]
It's okay lil niggah. I have no friends either.
#53 - learned (09/24/2013) [-]
Everything gonna be OK, lil nigga!
User avatar #12 - ronyx (09/24/2013) [-]
aw shiet
#4 - Also, Edison didn't invent **** . He stole the…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on ahoy-hoy +2
#6 - wheresthefudge (09/23/2013) [-]
And every other inventor that Edison Electric hired who ended up not being as brilliant (if you'll pardon the pun) as Tesla.
#5 - ionblight (09/23/2013) [-]
He stole an invention and then told patent lies.
#10 - You underestimate human stupidity friend. 09/22/2013 on It Hurts A Little +4
#17 - Picture 09/22/2013 on I Whip My Hair Back And... 0
#16 - Come from Westhoughton, near Bolton. Live in Manchester for Uni. 09/22/2013 on british 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Whenver my dog barks at... +5
User avatar #4 - eskaywalker (09/22/2013) [-]
When I found out that gif existed I spammed it all over the internet, just great.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on still gets me 0
User avatar #15 - benisbaws (09/22/2013) [-]
This is awkward..
#16 - Derby day bitches!! Red/Blue/Any?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on British 0
User avatar #17 - maddboiy (09/22/2013) [-]
Neither, bunch of overpayed twats the lot of em
#4 - We've actually got a worrying taser problem at the moment, esp…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on british 0
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/22/2013) [-]
where you from i live extremely close to chorley ?
#16 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
Come from Westhoughton, near Bolton.
Live in Manchester for Uni.
#47 - That video is only the tip of the iceberg mate. You'll soon re…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Growing up and entering the... +1
User avatar #49 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
It really made me wish I'd had classes on money management.
#44 - Watch the video mate, it's been going on for ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Growing up and entering the... 0
User avatar #46 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
I did. And it's just, yeah.

It's really worrying. I don't even know what to think or make of it. It's given me a new found respect for America though. But it made me wonder, the whole reason this massive global recession occurred is because of this stupid 'Fractional Reserve Banking'. Yet it's still done! It is quite literally the exact cause of the entire economic collapse and yet it's still practised. Surely someone higher up must have thought,

"Hang on a minute, we've just lost a fucking massive load of money. Maybe we shouldn't be such greedy, narrow minded, short sighted cunts."
#47 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
That video is only the tip of the iceberg mate. You'll soon realise that those at the very top profit from these recessions long term.
The more debt they create the more interest they make.
But that video should be played in every class room in every country, so people can see from an early age what's being done to us.
User avatar #49 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
It really made me wish I'd had classes on money management.
#12 - Where did you visit in England? Because up here in Manchester,…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2013 on British +2
User avatar #15 - maddboiy (09/22/2013) [-]
woop woop a fellow Manc
#16 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
Derby day bitches!!

Red/Blue/Any?
User avatar #17 - maddboiy (09/22/2013) [-]
Neither, bunch of overpayed twats the lot of em
#42 - It sure is, it's also happening in America, via their "Fe…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Growing up and entering the... +3
User avatar #43 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
Is that all actually true?

I'm being seriously careful here because if it is completely true then that's really worrying. I've always worried that the whole economic system was precarious but that's insane. I've known that wages have barely moved in many many years and against inflation they've dropped dramatically all over the world. But, this is something else.

It's actually quite sad. I've always said that I'd never take out a loan for anything no matter what. I won't own a credit card and I won't gamble away my money on chances or 'investments'.

All I want is to be able to make a decent fucking wage, be able to afford a comfortable life without spending every waking moment worrying about repayments on anything.

If this is genuine, the entire world has gone to hell. And we're all going to go along with it. All it's going to take is another little push towards the gaping precipice and everything will collapse. Money will become completely worthless. Absolutely everything will lose all value because there will be nothing for people to compare it No monetary standard to price things against.

I almost hope that day comes so we can go back to bartering. Go back to when you set your own limits and you decide how much things are worth based on your time and effort put in.
#44 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
Watch the video mate, it's been going on for fucking ages, and there's no way of stopping the bankers now.

Ever wonder why Switzerland never gets into any conflicts? Because that's where all the elite's keep their precious gold. But seriously, watch that video then lemme know what you think.
User avatar #46 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
I did. And it's just, yeah.

It's really worrying. I don't even know what to think or make of it. It's given me a new found respect for America though. But it made me wonder, the whole reason this massive global recession occurred is because of this stupid 'Fractional Reserve Banking'. Yet it's still done! It is quite literally the exact cause of the entire economic collapse and yet it's still practised. Surely someone higher up must have thought,

"Hang on a minute, we've just lost a fucking massive load of money. Maybe we shouldn't be such greedy, narrow minded, short sighted cunts."
#47 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
That video is only the tip of the iceberg mate. You'll soon realise that those at the very top profit from these recessions long term.
The more debt they create the more interest they make.
But that video should be played in every class room in every country, so people can see from an early age what's being done to us.
User avatar #49 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
It really made me wish I'd had classes on money management.
#40 - It's also why we have financial "crises", such as hi…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Growing up and entering the... +2
User avatar #41 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
Isn't that what happened to Germany after WW1 or 2? They printed a shit ton of Deutschemarks and they effectively became so worthless that bread and milk were costing somewhere in the millions?

I'm also fairly certain that's what's happened in Zimbabwe.

You'd think that being the fucking Bank Of England, that they'd realise how much of a stupid idea it is.
#42 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
It sure is, it's also happening in America, via their "Federal Reserve". (Notice how they also use the name "Federal" but also have nothing to do with the American government....)

It's a very effective way for the extremely rich to stay in complete control of entire countries.
Watch the video, it's pretty much what got me so informed, it's also sourced to shit so it's all legit.
The Collapse of The American Dream Explained in Animation
User avatar #43 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
Is that all actually true?

I'm being seriously careful here because if it is completely true then that's really worrying. I've always worried that the whole economic system was precarious but that's insane. I've known that wages have barely moved in many many years and against inflation they've dropped dramatically all over the world. But, this is something else.

It's actually quite sad. I've always said that I'd never take out a loan for anything no matter what. I won't own a credit card and I won't gamble away my money on chances or 'investments'.

All I want is to be able to make a decent fucking wage, be able to afford a comfortable life without spending every waking moment worrying about repayments on anything.

If this is genuine, the entire world has gone to hell. And we're all going to go along with it. All it's going to take is another little push towards the gaping precipice and everything will collapse. Money will become completely worthless. Absolutely everything will lose all value because there will be nothing for people to compare it No monetary standard to price things against.

I almost hope that day comes so we can go back to bartering. Go back to when you set your own limits and you decide how much things are worth based on your time and effort put in.
#44 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
Watch the video mate, it's been going on for fucking ages, and there's no way of stopping the bankers now.

Ever wonder why Switzerland never gets into any conflicts? Because that's where all the elite's keep their precious gold. But seriously, watch that video then lemme know what you think.
User avatar #46 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
I did. And it's just, yeah.

It's really worrying. I don't even know what to think or make of it. It's given me a new found respect for America though. But it made me wonder, the whole reason this massive global recession occurred is because of this stupid 'Fractional Reserve Banking'. Yet it's still done! It is quite literally the exact cause of the entire economic collapse and yet it's still practised. Surely someone higher up must have thought,

"Hang on a minute, we've just lost a fucking massive load of money. Maybe we shouldn't be such greedy, narrow minded, short sighted cunts."
#47 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
That video is only the tip of the iceberg mate. You'll soon realise that those at the very top profit from these recessions long term.
The more debt they create the more interest they make.
But that video should be played in every class room in every country, so people can see from an early age what's being done to us.
User avatar #49 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
It really made me wish I'd had classes on money management.
#50 - (To all the people who try it) 09/22/2013 on IOS7 +1
#38 - They're also printed by a private company, which we (the peopl…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Growing up and entering the... 0
User avatar #39 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
So, we effectively pay for our own money?...

GENIUS!
#40 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
It's also why we have financial "crises", such as high inflation. The Bank of "England" (not owned by English government in anyway) simply prints out more and more money selling them to other banks, causing their worth to decrease.

It's a very effective way of keeping the poor poor.
User avatar #41 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
Isn't that what happened to Germany after WW1 or 2? They printed a shit ton of Deutschemarks and they effectively became so worthless that bread and milk were costing somewhere in the millions?

I'm also fairly certain that's what's happened in Zimbabwe.

You'd think that being the fucking Bank Of England, that they'd realise how much of a stupid idea it is.
#42 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
It sure is, it's also happening in America, via their "Federal Reserve". (Notice how they also use the name "Federal" but also have nothing to do with the American government....)

It's a very effective way for the extremely rich to stay in complete control of entire countries.
Watch the video, it's pretty much what got me so informed, it's also sourced to shit so it's all legit.
The Collapse of The American Dream Explained in Animation
User avatar #43 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
Is that all actually true?

I'm being seriously careful here because if it is completely true then that's really worrying. I've always worried that the whole economic system was precarious but that's insane. I've known that wages have barely moved in many many years and against inflation they've dropped dramatically all over the world. But, this is something else.

It's actually quite sad. I've always said that I'd never take out a loan for anything no matter what. I won't own a credit card and I won't gamble away my money on chances or 'investments'.

All I want is to be able to make a decent fucking wage, be able to afford a comfortable life without spending every waking moment worrying about repayments on anything.

If this is genuine, the entire world has gone to hell. And we're all going to go along with it. All it's going to take is another little push towards the gaping precipice and everything will collapse. Money will become completely worthless. Absolutely everything will lose all value because there will be nothing for people to compare it No monetary standard to price things against.

I almost hope that day comes so we can go back to bartering. Go back to when you set your own limits and you decide how much things are worth based on your time and effort put in.
#44 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
Watch the video mate, it's been going on for fucking ages, and there's no way of stopping the bankers now.

Ever wonder why Switzerland never gets into any conflicts? Because that's where all the elite's keep their precious gold. But seriously, watch that video then lemme know what you think.
User avatar #46 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
I did. And it's just, yeah.

It's really worrying. I don't even know what to think or make of it. It's given me a new found respect for America though. But it made me wonder, the whole reason this massive global recession occurred is because of this stupid 'Fractional Reserve Banking'. Yet it's still done! It is quite literally the exact cause of the entire economic collapse and yet it's still practised. Surely someone higher up must have thought,

"Hang on a minute, we've just lost a fucking massive load of money. Maybe we shouldn't be such greedy, narrow minded, short sighted cunts."
#47 - captainreposty (09/22/2013) [-]
That video is only the tip of the iceberg mate. You'll soon realise that those at the very top profit from these recessions long term.
The more debt they create the more interest they make.
But that video should be played in every class room in every country, so people can see from an early age what's being done to us.
User avatar #49 - luthervonappledorf (09/22/2013) [-]
It really made me wish I'd had classes on money management.
#37 - That's pretty much the easiest way to sum up Marx's argument a… 09/22/2013 on Growing up and entering the... +1
#1 - >Made by a fat guy. 09/21/2013 on How dare you. 0
#3 - What if my argument was: "Some species of birds appear to… 09/21/2013 on INVALID! +1
#21 - Picture 09/21/2013 on Old but gold 0
#39 - **** the "Royalty". 09/21/2013 on Prinception. -3
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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/30/2013) [-]
I love how you think you're above and morally superior to what seems to be most of the world when any really moral person would find you and your views disgusting.
#2 to #1 - captainreposty (05/01/2013) [-]
You could have signed in.
But I bet you're as spineless as the next Jew. Yes I am indeed morally superior to all those who negate responsibility to a "higher being", and I've never lent anyone money and then asked them for "interest", because that is simply the dirtiest way of making money.
I don't know who you are, nor do I care who you are. All I know is, that 4 Jewish families control the Federal Reserve, and all American taxes go not to the American government, but to the privately owned Federal Reserve (something unconstitutional).
User avatar #5 to #2 - alfjnn ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
>Rothschild
>Jewish.
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#4 to #2 - spineless (05/01/2013) [-]
No, I am as spineless as the next Jew!
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