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#63 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on mfw I hear about the unborn... +1
User avatar #65 - RobotSox (07/23/2013) [-]
>dip
#66 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
>dip dip.
#140 - You have to essentially tell the government (via internet comp…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on field is empty 0
User avatar #442 - nubbless (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh thank god
#138 - B... But why? Tories are renowned for limiting … 07/23/2013 on field is empty +1
#149 - Sorry son, I've never read the daily mail, purchased the daily… 07/23/2013 on President +2
#128 - Nar, that's cruel on the Africans. I mean, really, who t… 07/23/2013 on President 0
#127 - And you really need to read between the ******* l…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/23/2013 on President +1
User avatar #262 - milthyfoustache (07/23/2013) [-]
It's to protect children from viewing extreme material. You can type in fucking lettuce on google and see a man shoving one up his arse. Also no one gives a fuck if you look at porn it isn't the 1940s, it's just to stop sick fucks looking at kiddy porn and other disgusting shit.
#230 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
WATCHERS LOVE THIS SHIT PPL/ S U PONIES THE BRONIES$$$$$$$$
#231 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
#179 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
>implying the government will care you watch porn
#188 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.
#236 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #168 - theantidote (07/23/2013) [-]
For the most part I fully agree with you, I think he is just seeing how much he can get away with, before long we will have curfews on our internet usage so as not to "affect children's education time". I dunno, I'm not a lying cheating bastard (politician) But there is no doubt in this being the start of something =/
User avatar #146 - fukkendragonite (07/23/2013) [-]
Found the Daily Mail reader
#149 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
Sorry son, I've never read the daily mail, purchased the daily mail, even thought about glancing upon the daily mail.

The Guardian (or the I if funds are short) are the only papers for me.
#68 - Picture 07/23/2013 on Marry Her +1
#2 - While I wish that was true, they still managed to weasel their… 07/23/2013 on Our Glorious Leader +1
#107 - What sucks more is that it's clearly the first step of many to…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2013 on President +3
User avatar #147 - fukkendragonite (07/23/2013) [-]
It's kinda funny though, because nobody is going to protest on the street against this law, because you can't speak out against a law that's going to make it harder to watch porn. That's an awkward discussion to have at the dinner table at your parents house
User avatar #198 - thelemonyorangehd (07/23/2013) [-]
You can request for your ISP to give you access though. It may even cost you more! So if you are an adult then your fine but you may be seen as a bit of a pervert by your ISP. Then again, This is Funnyjunk so we're pretty much all perverts
User avatar #126 - threeeighteen (07/23/2013) [-]
Gang raped by a horde of angry Africans with HIV.
#128 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
Nar, that's cruel on the Africans. I mean, really, who the fuck would ever want to touch the freak?
#106 - Dude, I don't think I've ever seen you comment and get a posit…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on President +7
User avatar #220 - phtholognyrrh (07/23/2013) [-]
somehow, he is level 216...
User avatar #129 - reaperssprint (07/23/2013) [-]
That's probably his goal.
#256 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on good guy pepsi -2
#257 - warioteam (07/23/2013) [-]
#237 - That source. That unreliability. That made-up story.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on good guy pepsi -2
User avatar #239 - warioteam (07/23/2013) [-]
Tonight on "Extraordinary People"
We investigate the case of the man who couldn't go down two comments in the same thread and read.
#256 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
#257 - warioteam (07/23/2013) [-]
#93 - Probably have the best god damn night of your life, son. 07/23/2013 on Sharks are safe 0
#92 - Actually, no one has ever died from any side effects of cannab… 07/23/2013 on Sharks are safe 0
#91 - **** people do when high as **** on … 07/23/2013 on Sharks are safe 0
#22 - Marijuana = 0. Hells yeah.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Sharks are safe 0
User avatar #34 - darkor (07/22/2013) [-]
what happen if you inject 5 whole marijuanas?
#93 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
Probably have the best god damn night of your life, son.
User avatar #30 - willindor (07/22/2013) [-]
If a crane drops a ton of ganja on you then have a good time trying to survive that.
User avatar #27 - spikethepony (07/22/2013) [-]
Stupid shit people do whilst on Marijuana: IDK, but most likely significantly more than 0. Moral of the story: do drugs kids, then do nothing on drugs.
#91 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
Shit people do when high as fuck on weed = argue on FJ, eat a shit load of sammiches, watch endless amounts of documentaries...
Yah, i can't really see that leading to anyone's death.
User avatar #26 - bizzar (07/22/2013) [-]
Actually over 100 people with heart diseases annually
#92 - captainreposty (07/23/2013) [-]
Actually, no one has ever died from any side effects of cannabis... EVER.

Seriously mate, it literally is only good for the human body, there are no bad side effects. It even helps cure asthma for fucks sake.
#51 - 1.118 m... There's a human next to it. 07/22/2013 on Funny animals not photoshopped 0
#117 - Monarchy is the bulwark against democracy. 07/22/2013 on Royal Exitement. 0
#115 - Ah, I see. Yeah, I bet they do miss the good old days. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Royal Exitement. 0
User avatar #116 - lolme (07/22/2013) [-]
I find it ok that they just sit around as the jewelery of democracy, not a problem for me really. Rather a king and a queen than a president with much much more power..
#117 - captainreposty (07/22/2013) [-]
Monarchy is the bulwark against democracy.
#113 - "The good old days"... Really? You'd class being…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Royal Exitement. 0
User avatar #114 - lolme (07/22/2013) [-]
I was refering to "the good old days" from their perspective.
#115 - captainreposty (07/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
Yeah, I bet they do miss the good old days.
Hopefully the monarchy's days are numbered.
User avatar #116 - lolme (07/22/2013) [-]
I find it ok that they just sit around as the jewelery of democracy, not a problem for me really. Rather a king and a queen than a president with much much more power..
#117 - captainreposty (07/22/2013) [-]
Monarchy is the bulwark against democracy.
#45 - One of my only rules in life: "Never trust anyone who…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on The Simpsons +6
User avatar #60 - commandershit (07/22/2013) [-]
Why wouldnt you trust me?
#78 - For ******* tea!? And, more to the matt… 07/22/2013 on Royal Exitement. -3
#75 - She has no say in how our government is run, nor the laws that…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Royal Exitement. -1
User avatar #80 - monkee (07/22/2013) [-]
A law doesn't become a law until the queen signs the parliamentary bill and passes it. It was recently revealed the queen does have the power to veto specific bills, and several members of the royal family have used this power. So yes, they still have some degree of power. Doesn't really matter much anyhow, seeing as this country is slowly turning into a two-party system.
User avatar #99 - ludislavonac (07/22/2013) [-]
Slowly? It's been like that for quite some time
User avatar #77 - kaiizel (07/22/2013) [-]
Well then why the fuck does she see the prime minister?
#79 - nyangiraffe (07/22/2013) [-]
Fuck buddies
#78 - captainreposty (07/22/2013) [-]
For fucking tea!?

And, more to the matter; if you truly believe that the Queen is still "chosen by God" (which is what royalty means), and we are all inferior to her, why the FUCK aren't you out rioting!?!? Does liberty mean nothing to you?
#205 - "hippies should be shot on sight".  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on the 60´s 0
User avatar #206 - tehlulzbringer (07/22/2013) [-]
i'm not angry
and what makes you think i have daddy issues
#73 - Sorry to inform you, but the "Royal family" have lit…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Royal Exitement. -1
User avatar #74 - kaiizel (07/22/2013) [-]
You don't say. I live in the UK, too. The Queen has regular visits with the prime minister to agree on matters and over sees things.
#75 - captainreposty (07/22/2013) [-]
She has no say in how our government is run, nor the laws that preside over our free citizens.
If they maintained their full power (and we weren't only keeping them in for economic reasons), it would mean that we are not all equal, ergo not free. It just cannot be that way, and it isn't.
User avatar #80 - monkee (07/22/2013) [-]
A law doesn't become a law until the queen signs the parliamentary bill and passes it. It was recently revealed the queen does have the power to veto specific bills, and several members of the royal family have used this power. So yes, they still have some degree of power. Doesn't really matter much anyhow, seeing as this country is slowly turning into a two-party system.
User avatar #99 - ludislavonac (07/22/2013) [-]
Slowly? It's been like that for quite some time
User avatar #77 - kaiizel (07/22/2013) [-]
Well then why the fuck does she see the prime minister?
#79 - nyangiraffe (07/22/2013) [-]
Fuck buddies
#78 - captainreposty (07/22/2013) [-]
For fucking tea!?

And, more to the matter; if you truly believe that the Queen is still "chosen by God" (which is what royalty means), and we are all inferior to her, why the FUCK aren't you out rioting!?!? Does liberty mean nothing to you?
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#1 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
I love how you think you're above and morally superior to what seems to be most of the world when any really moral person would find you and your views disgusting.
#2 to #1 - captainreposty (05/01/2013) [-]
You could have signed in.
But I bet you're as spineless as the next Jew. Yes I am indeed morally superior to all those who negate responsibility to a "higher being", and I've never lent anyone money and then asked them for "interest", because that is simply the dirtiest way of making money.
I don't know who you are, nor do I care who you are. All I know is, that 4 Jewish families control the Federal Reserve, and all American taxes go not to the American government, but to the privately owned Federal Reserve (something unconstitutional).
User avatar #5 to #2 - alfjnn ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
>Rothschild
>Jewish.
Ok.jpg
#4 to #2 - spineless (05/01/2013) [-]
No, I am as spineless as the next Jew!
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