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#10 - She's literally lived my dream. >MFW  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Ever been so drunk? +2
#13 - devout feminist (07/27/2013) [-]
I was about to say the same, wish I had the nerves to do the same...
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#56 - At least he can have a good laugh about it. HFW 07/27/2013 on The World's Most Easily... +3
#530 - Yeah. 07/27/2013 on scroll then roll 0
#529 - roll image  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on scroll then roll 0
#530 - captainreposty (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#539 - This is just me, but I think my whole nation (Great Briton) wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. -1
#560 - jimmywimmy (07/27/2013) [-]
maybe briton would of been, but britain wouldn't
#563 - captainreposty (07/27/2013) [-]
It's a North West joke mate, no need to get your knickers in a twist my lovely.
User avatar #542 - bubbleisacat (07/27/2013) [-]
I think If that happened people would of put flowers outside the hospital then forgotten in a few months
#538 - Comment deleted 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. 0
#46 - Chill bro, it'll be dead by August.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Im ok with this 0
User avatar #49 - sketchE (07/26/2013) [-]
ha maybe next week
#54 - ijiek (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 - ilovemyguns (07/26/2013) [-]
Or it could live out as long as pokemon fusions did.
#31 - Lawl, this has made my day.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Shredding +75
#182 - starzero (07/26/2013) [-]
#90 - niggerinagangbang (07/26/2013) [-]
When stuff backfires
#143 - theist (07/26/2013) [-]
is he kill
#223 - pvtdancer (07/27/2013) [-]
#173 - ugoboom (07/26/2013) [-]
Don't worry
User avatar #32 - WolfPrince (07/26/2013) [-]
KARMA
#54 - Yip yip yahoo. Quandango diddly?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Twist on an oldy +1
User avatar #67 - lolbewbs (07/26/2013) [-]
someone please tell me where this gif is from.
User avatar #69 - guye (07/26/2013) [-]
it´s some japanese comercial for chips
User avatar #70 - lolbewbs (07/26/2013) [-]
thank ya very much
#48 - just called; they've nominated this comment for stupidest thin…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Adam -21
#78 - theawesomeguy (07/26/2013) [-]
Try using this next time
User avatar #58 - lolokoko (07/26/2013) [-]
Wait, they say the want to talk with you.
User avatar #49 - fromtheinternet (07/26/2013) [-]
Everyone has an Adam’s apple, but men’s are usually easier to see. It’s a bump on the neck that moves when you swallow, named after the biblical Adam. Supposedly, it’s a chunk of the Garden of Eden’s forbidden fruit stuck in his descendants’ throats, but it’s actually a bump on the biggest piece of cartilage – thyroid cartilage – surrounding the voice box (larynx). The thyroid cartilage is shield-shaped and the Adam’s apple is the bit at the front. Why do men’s stick out more? Partly because they have bonier necks, but also their larynxes grow differently from women’s during puberty to accommodate their longer, thicker vocal cords, which give them deeper voices.


Source - www.howitworksdaily.com/science/do-women-have-an-adams-apple/
#118 - "God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. H… 07/26/2013 on Do you believe in god? 0
#51 - But when they found returned British something pieces up then …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Twist on an oldy -11
#68 - tarnis (07/26/2013) [-]
#53 - houseofbrick (07/26/2013) [-]
Is it some obscure dialect?
#54 - captainreposty (07/26/2013) [-]
Yip yip yahoo.

Quandango diddly?
User avatar #67 - lolbewbs (07/26/2013) [-]
someone please tell me where this gif is from.
User avatar #69 - guye (07/26/2013) [-]
it´s some japanese comercial for chips
User avatar #70 - lolbewbs (07/26/2013) [-]
thank ya very much
#52 - fireprincess (07/26/2013) [-]
#3 - Yeah, but could do the same... but with bowling balls... 07/25/2013 on giant wintery marbles 0
#153 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#2 - The joke was funny on its own. This is a terrible ren… 07/25/2013 on Fun at the library +27
#142 - I for one welcome our new Boxxy Overlord  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on 0/10 would not press +79
#457 - devout feminist (07/25/2013) [-]
screw boxxy she thinks she can get likes with putting up weird faces and talking all weird
#140 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Please, kill yourself 0
#86 - Fun Fact: Monopoly was invented to teach children the dang… 07/24/2013 on Capitalism 0
#5 - Well instead of being a pretencious dick, why don't you explai…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Child Abuse +3
#7 - applescryatnight (07/24/2013) [-]
for those who need an explanation
this is a picture of tantalus.
famous for his punishment in greek mythology
he was supplied with a giant river of water and a fruit tree
but whenever he would try to take a sip of water, or a bite from the fruit
it would avoid him, and he was cursed with intense hunger and thirst.
so his eternal punishment was that he had to be around food and water but he could never have any
hence the word "tantalize"
also, this was a clever joke, dont be an ass.
User avatar #11 - cutiepyro (07/24/2013) [-]
what did he do to get punished
User avatar #16 - vicsix (07/24/2013) [-]
Be a cunt.
User avatar #36 - cutiepyro (07/24/2013) [-]
he stole zeus's gram crackers, didn't he?
#37 - applescryatnight (07/24/2013) [-]
nah, he made soup out of his son and fed it to zeus.
#38 - cutiepyro (07/24/2013) [-]
#231 - Picture 07/23/2013 on President 0
#188 - If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on President 0
#236 - devout feminist (07/23/2013) [-]
wat
#6 - It's ridiculous how many Americans don't realise that fact. … 07/23/2013 on for the children +1
#52 - Do you mean in GCSE's? Cuz I totally learned the … 07/23/2013 on Model Interview 0
#66 - >dip dip. 07/23/2013 on mfw I hear about the unborn... +2
#123 - Good luck broski. Also, enjoy this .gif (YFW you beat it). 07/23/2013 on Faggy leukemia kid, update +8
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#1 - devout feminist (04/30/2013) [-]
I love how you think you're above and morally superior to what seems to be most of the world when any really moral person would find you and your views disgusting.
#2 to #1 - captainreposty (05/01/2013) [-]
You could have signed in.
But I bet you're as spineless as the next Jew. Yes I am indeed morally superior to all those who negate responsibility to a "higher being", and I've never lent anyone money and then asked them for "interest", because that is simply the dirtiest way of making money.
I don't know who you are, nor do I care who you are. All I know is, that 4 Jewish families control the Federal Reserve, and all American taxes go not to the American government, but to the privately owned Federal Reserve (something unconstitutional).
User avatar #5 to #2 - alfjnn (05/04/2013) [-]
>Rothschild
>Jewish.
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#4 to #2 - spineless (05/01/2013) [-]
No, I am as spineless as the next Jew!
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