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#27 - No-ho-ho! That's how I thought it was going to end... 11/30/2013 on Santa has a gift for you +3
#22 - N'awh, they were just about to show a close up of the rod... 11/29/2013 on Crazy crackas +1
#50 - No one ever says: "American accent" though do they?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Hairy Padder -4
User avatar #90 - xdeathspawnx (11/29/2013) [-]
I hear people say that all the time, it even says it in this post.
#81 - hillbillypowpow (11/29/2013) [-]
literally the first example in the post is doing an american accent you stupid shit.
User avatar #67 - commontroll (11/29/2013) [-]
Except they do. Only Americans don't say an American accent.
#20 - If we're going to do it one day, I'll probably have to cancel …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Crazy crackas +1
#21 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
I'll just wait here inanimately 'til then.
#22 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
N'awh, they were just about to show a close up of the rod...
#112 - Also, how are you ignorant of the fact that all of our decisio… 11/29/2013 on *slow clap* -1
#111 - The reality is that we lose £1bn a year on all benefit fraud …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on *slow clap* -1
User avatar #114 - PubLandlord (11/29/2013) [-]
I know nothing about tax yet have passed my tax exams
Philosophical enlightenment, kind of clutching at straws there

Taxation isn't a business, taxation isn't about what we should spend the money on, you are stating that as if it's a fact.

I'm guessing you're a first year, which is cute that you think that anything you have written even constitutes an argument.

My favourite line is where you think that the knowledge of the funding of the monarchy defines my knowlege of the British tax system. Yeah even funnier when I actually managed to get an internship with HMRC.

FYI - Monarchy costs around 30,000,000 a year, and from their estate pays the government around 37,000,000 a year, not to mention the amount of tourism they also bring in.

Future reference champ , try and stay on topic and actually learn something before you start saying it .

Masters in finance and Accounting - St Andrews University
(ranked higher than yours )
#16 - Nothing's unpossible I guess. Just need to go about screen…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Crazy crackas +1
#17 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
there's a lot of screen grabs on the web already, but not enough to re-enact an entire episode line-for-line. That's where the DIY part would come in.
#20 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
If we're going to do it one day, I'll probably have to cancel the nurse to cancel my 1 o'clock appointment...
#21 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
I'll just wait here inanimately 'til then.
#22 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
N'awh, they were just about to show a close up of the rod...
#13 - (British version): ? What the **** do you count a…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Hairy Padder -35
#42 - robertolee (11/29/2013) [-]
Geordie accent master race.
#32 - swagloon (11/29/2013) [-]
Like all the other ones listed in the don't have dialects too.

Do you honestly thing there's an American accent?
There's are fucking 50 states each one with their own history and culture. Do you thing a person from Louisiana sounds the same as a person from New Mexico?
Even then each state has their own set of dialects as well.

And yet here we have you, bitching about the British version. It's a fucking joke not a dick don't take it so hard.
#109 - AdamBaum (11/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #82 - spainisbad (11/29/2013) [-]
Beign from Spain and knowing that, for example, they say "wuter" in PA while they say "water" in any other state is cool (correct me if I'm wrong).
#68 - bdevils (11/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - yahooki (11/29/2013) [-]
i'm British and i agree entirely, i couldn't give a shit if someone says 'British' accent
#41 - anonymous (11/29/2013) [-]
Then there's a whole nother state that has it's own language. There's no fucking place in the world besides hawaii that speaks hawaiian and it's not even its own country.
#36 - wrathful (11/29/2013) [-]
tee hee Im from New Mexico
#30 - anonymous (11/29/2013) [-]
So it's okay for other countries to get offended by this stupid shit, but when an american does it, they're bashed for it?
Sit down, shut the fuck up, and take the fucking joke like a barely grown up person.
#29 - anonymous (11/29/2013) [-]
K mate. America is several times the size of Great Britain. We have a ton of different accents as well. How many do you see complaining about it?
#50 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
No one ever says: "American accent" though do they?
User avatar #90 - xdeathspawnx (11/29/2013) [-]
I hear people say that all the time, it even says it in this post.
#81 - hillbillypowpow (11/29/2013) [-]
literally the first example in the post is doing an american accent you stupid shit.
User avatar #67 - commontroll (11/29/2013) [-]
Except they do. Only Americans don't say an American accent.
User avatar #16 - shazzshabam (11/29/2013) [-]
I was bored a few nights ago and watched Ramsey's Hotel Hell on 4oD. He was in the US. The hotel owner enjoyed dressing up as Sherlock Holmes, accent and all.

He fucking turned round to Gordon and said something like ''I have been studying the British accent for many years. I can do a much better accent than you. I'm not really sure where you got your accent from, but it isn't British''

Needless to say, my johnnies were jumbled.
User avatar #15 - grandzora (11/29/2013) [-]
Everyone thinks us Americans sound like we are from the most redneck part of the south, I don't get offended, don't be a baby.
#14 - Do you think it's possible to, like, reenact a entire episode …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Crazy crackas +1
#15 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
It's not impossible you can just screen cap scenes from an episode and put in the dialogue. It'd take awhile but yeah I think it would be worth it.
#16 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
Nothing's unpossible I guess.
Just need to go about screencapping an entire episode..... fucking ceebs haha
#17 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
there's a lot of screen grabs on the web already, but not enough to re-enact an entire episode line-for-line. That's where the DIY part would come in.
#20 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
If we're going to do it one day, I'll probably have to cancel the nurse to cancel my 1 o'clock appointment...
#21 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
I'll just wait here inanimately 'til then.
#22 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
N'awh, they were just about to show a close up of the rod...
#12 - But does he live in a big bed with his wife?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Crazy crackas +3
#13 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh yeah...
#14 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
Do you think it's possible to, like, reenact a entire episode using these sorts of frames?

I'm pretty much out of them right now, but it'd defo be fucking hilarious to do.
#15 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
It's not impossible you can just screen cap scenes from an episode and put in the dialogue. It'd take awhile but yeah I think it would be worth it.
#16 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
Nothing's unpossible I guess.
Just need to go about screencapping an entire episode..... fucking ceebs haha
#17 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
there's a lot of screen grabs on the web already, but not enough to re-enact an entire episode line-for-line. That's where the DIY part would come in.
#20 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
If we're going to do it one day, I'll probably have to cancel the nurse to cancel my 1 o'clock appointment...
#21 - rambearclaw (11/29/2013) [-]
I'll just wait here inanimately 'til then.
#22 - captainreposty (11/29/2013) [-]
N'awh, they were just about to show a close up of the rod...
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#1 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
I love how you think you're above and morally superior to what seems to be most of the world when any really moral person would find you and your views disgusting.
#2 to #1 - captainreposty (05/01/2013) [-]
You could have signed in.
But I bet you're as spineless as the next Jew. Yes I am indeed morally superior to all those who negate responsibility to a "higher being", and I've never lent anyone money and then asked them for "interest", because that is simply the dirtiest way of making money.
I don't know who you are, nor do I care who you are. All I know is, that 4 Jewish families control the Federal Reserve, and all American taxes go not to the American government, but to the privately owned Federal Reserve (something unconstitutional).
User avatar #5 to #2 - alfjnn (05/04/2013) [-]
>Rothschild
>Jewish.
Ok.jpg
#4 to #2 - spineless (05/01/2013) [-]
No, I am as spineless as the next Jew!
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