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captainrattrap

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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
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#179 - 1, 1, and one. CQC is for pussies. 09/26/2014 on So you're being hunted for... 0
#24 - ACTUALLY, it's taste like crab. 09/26/2014 on The Crab Trilogy +3
#170 - We forgive you. Now go and sin no more. 09/26/2014 on Feeling loved. 0
#52 - Now try shift+space. It shift's you high up into space.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on DYK Comp #70 +7
#65 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
These are the facts that we need to know.
#69 - I would buy a few of these if they weren't 20+ ******* … 09/26/2014 on I compiled 4chan shirt... 0
#211 - I wouldn't call killing someone over money badass. Chances are…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Interesting Facts +2
User avatar #293 - theracistpanda (09/26/2014) [-]
I see what you're saying. But his life was threatened as well, not just his money.
#194 - no rape = good 09/25/2014 on fishy fishy 0
#192 - You are rape? Aww man get off this site, we don't want rape on…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on fishy fishy 0
User avatar #193 - funnyjunkfeminist (09/25/2014) [-]
yes no rape
User avatar #197 - romanlettuce (09/25/2014) [-]
stop saying rape that's offensive to me. it's now called vagina murder
User avatar #194 - captainrattrap (09/25/2014) [-]
no rape = good
#190 - You're not funny.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2014 on fishy fishy 0
User avatar #191 - funnyjunkfeminist (09/25/2014) [-]
yea rape not funy thx for support cause
User avatar #192 - captainrattrap (09/25/2014) [-]
You are rape? Aww man get off this site, we don't want rape on this site!
User avatar #193 - funnyjunkfeminist (09/25/2014) [-]
yes no rape
User avatar #197 - romanlettuce (09/25/2014) [-]
stop saying rape that's offensive to me. it's now called vagina murder
User avatar #194 - captainrattrap (09/25/2014) [-]
no rape = good
#28 - It's not that cut and dry, but still. 09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense... -2
#27 - Well if jihadists are hunted down and searched, then so should…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense... -3
User avatar #51 - captainfuckitall (09/24/2014) [-]
Satanism is pretty self regulated, actually. 'Devil-Worshipers' (the group you met) are from a branch of Christianity, not Satanism, as Satanists do not view Satan and his Demons as evil at all; it's the christians who do, and Devil-Worshipers are the ones worshiping the christian version of Satan.

In any case, Devil-Worshipers are still ostracized from the rest of Satanism and are treated very harshly, with even physical fights breaking out between the two groups whenever they meet.
#23 - I know that every few months I hear about some assholes stabbi…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense... -5
User avatar #89 - kilotech (09/24/2014) [-]
I hear about preists touching kids so I guess I should hate the entire christian religion and everyone who follows it
User avatar #71 - christmouth (09/24/2014) [-]
The religion in the post is most likely Laveyan Satanism, and has nothing to do with devil worshiping, but centers around the individual. It's more like a life-philosophy than a religion.

"Contrary to popular belief, LaVeyan Satanism does not involve "devil worship" or worship of any deities. It is an atheistic philosophy that uses the character of Satan as a symbol of pride, carnality, liberty, enlightenment, undefiled wisdom, and of a cosmos which Satanists perceive to be permeated and motivated by a force that has been given many names by humans over the course of time."

It might be an attack on Christianity, but then again, teaching Christianity above any other religions is also an attack on those religions.
#30 - anonexplains (09/24/2014) [-]
You're confusing devil worship with satanism. Two different things.
#36 - jwfivehundred (09/24/2014) [-]
Depending on which sect of Satanism one belongs to (which some were created based on misconceptions of what Satanism was), there are different ways it is practiced. These are those I have had experiences with.
-There is a sect of satanists who truly are Devil Worshipers, and do their utmost to be ungodly. These people are usually individuals who start to believe this based on Christian misconceptions, and a hatred of the church after some event. People who are open about being Satanist, to strangers, are usually of this type.
-There is a sect of Satanism, in which you worship yourself as a god, because Eve and Adam ate of the fruit of knowledge and have given humans the perfect intelligence of God himself. In my experience these are the least likely to shove Satanism down your throat, and are very interesting to speak about religions of all kinds with. The few of this group I know work to perfect themselves in all aspects of their life. They can be Theistic and take their reasons from the books of the original scriptures (Bible, Torah, and Qur'an are all based on that text). They can also be Atheistic, and the two that I know use the fact that and I quote "A strong individual can be a brick in a strong wall."
-There is also a group I've learned about through the Discovery Channel and independent research, which worships Satan, specifically to prevent him from forcing the world to worship him. This group lives somewhere in Eurasia (I believe it's a former USSR nation). These people believe that if Satan is ignored by mortals, he would become angry and bring about Hell on Earth. The more they worship, the less power Satan has on the hearts of men.
Another group of Satanists I've met a few of, (they call themselves Satanists) Started as Christians, before turning to Wicca, but sort of combining both, as well as practicing black magic and dark arcane arts and other things considered taboo by many religions in US (Messing with Ouija Boards and trying to raise the dead.)
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (09/24/2014) [-]
jwfivehundred is correct.

To put more light on the subject, Satanism, like any religion (although realistically speaking it's more of a lifestyle/philosophy than a religion) has multiple branches and different groups, each with a different idea of what/who Satan is and what he stands for.

Generally, the final goal of Satanism, ALL Satanism, is perfection. Satanists seek to become 'perfect versions of themselves' through a mix of conflict, discipline, pleasure, knowledge, and magic; with emphasis placed on different parts depending upon the branch you're a part of. For example, some sects of Satanism devote themselves entirely to meditation and work/turmoil, as they believe earthly pleasures make you weak and imperfect, while there are others who balance effort and reward as they see indulgence as a side effect of perfection rather than the result.

Another difference is how they see Satan himself. LaVeyan Satanists view Satan as a metaphor for perfection achieved through effort and seek to emulate that, while Spiritual Satanists believe Satan is a real being in another dimension, and not only the real father and saviour of humanity, but also standing for justice, truth, empowerment, and freedom (source for all this? I am part of the latter group)

The 'Satanists' you hear about on the news who kill animals and abuse others and such are mocked as "Devil-Worshipers" among the real Satanic sects (with the 'mocking' coming in because Satan does not WANT you to worship him, or any Demons; the idea is just to be your own god, and so bowing to anyone else out of anything but gratitude or respect would be counter-productive). Devil-Worshipers are not only insulted and treated harshly by other Satanists, but are outright ostracized, with even physical fights breaking out when the two groups meet.
User avatar #25 - ronyx (09/24/2014) [-]
That's not really what Satanism is all about. It's just like those Jihadists that twist their religion to justify their actions. Read the Satanic bible, it's not more than a few essays and it never mentions anything about sacrifices or about worshiping the devil or to cut yourself.
#123 - jwfivehundred (09/25/2014) [-]
Obviously you've never even talked to a real Satanist. I'm surprised a hick like you has a computer without a dick hole in it.
User avatar #124 - ronyx (09/25/2014) [-]
lol k
User avatar #28 - captainrattrap (09/24/2014) [-]
It's not that cut and dry, but still.
User avatar #27 - captainrattrap (09/24/2014) [-]
Well if jihadists are hunted down and searched, then so should satanists.

Human lives are precious and either the organization self regulated or a stronger organization has to regulate.
User avatar #51 - captainfuckitall (09/24/2014) [-]
Satanism is pretty self regulated, actually. 'Devil-Worshipers' (the group you met) are from a branch of Christianity, not Satanism, as Satanists do not view Satan and his Demons as evil at all; it's the christians who do, and Devil-Worshipers are the ones worshiping the christian version of Satan.

In any case, Devil-Worshipers are still ostracized from the rest of Satanism and are treated very harshly, with even physical fights breaking out between the two groups whenever they meet.
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#1410 - >German accent >Immitating female Japanese accent …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on admin vocaroo time +8
#1422 - baim (09/24/2014) [-]
that isn't even my final accent
#13 - It's one thing if the lie is interesting or adds comedic value… 09/23/2014 on It costs $40.32 0
#9 - Don't lie faggot you found that online.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on It costs $40.32 +3
#10 - pyromanicturtlez (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - captainrattrap (09/23/2014) [-]
It's one thing if the lie is interesting or adds comedic value to your post but ehh... I mean lying is a bad habit anyway.
#20 - Just one bowl. Rabbits don't live long. It's all he wants. 09/22/2014 on Trix +1
#150 - NO you are burgeous scum die. 09/22/2014 on Stupidity hurts more and more 0
#15 - Ha Ja booty 09/21/2014 on (untitled) +1
#46 - Someone edit that to be an allah hu ackbar video!! That'd be a… 09/21/2014 on oops 0
#8 - More like the Magnavox Godyssy 09/20/2014 on Graphics +1
#27 - Why must you make this site ******** ? Why not mak…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on No dog pooping 0
User avatar #28 - phanact (09/20/2014) [-]
i have no idea what u meean
#7 - THIS GUY Right here, knows how to deal with trolls. D… 09/20/2014 on WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR +7
#20 - I'm pretty sure this is false. You just remove the fangs or mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on snake bites steve's neck,... +6
User avatar #78 - somethingpants (09/20/2014) [-]
That makes me feel a little better about it. Thanks for informing me.
#17 - No it's an actual second heart to pump blood through all that … 09/20/2014 on Doctor OC comic +1

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User avatar #79 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
User avatar #81 to #80 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg 						****					 you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
>"Chill out man"
Also,
>"Chill out man"
User avatar #66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit (11/26/2012) [-]
>you seem upset   
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
User avatar #68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
User avatar #61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
User avatar #62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the 						****					 anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
User avatar #59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that **** . It makes me very upset, sir.
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User avatar #55 to #51 - captainrattrap (08/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say man, I was scared when I saw 66 notifications. I thought my profile would be filled with an assload of poni34, but it wasn't. I am relieved.
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