It's a lot more likely that I'll just get sent to juvy though

Ummm, first of all, I've tried, and it's actually a lot harder than it looks. Second of all, why?

>a lot harder than it looks
>get a knife
>stab yourself in the neck
>bleed out

There you go. Have fun.

I tried it with a knife but I wasn't strong enough to do all that much damage. I also tried sticking a needle in my jugular vein, but even though it went all the way in, I didn't bleed at all. Anyway, why?

That didn't work out? Try sharpening the blade. You don't need much strength if you do that. Or, how about:

Jumping off a high building head-first
Hanging yourself
Taking a whole bunch of pills

Or, if you're too pussy to do it yourself, get someone else to help you.

I'm not old enough to go anywhere by myself, and my parents know I'm suicidal, so jumping off a building doesn't work. Also, I don't have any structures in my home that are strong enough to support my weight, and even when I just tried choking myself, the stuff I used broke. First, I tried using headphones, cause they were close, and they broke, so the I tried using a belt, but I just ended up tearing it apart. Also, We don't have any pills in my house that would kill me over-night, and if it doesn't, then my parents will take me to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. And, finally, when I was to pussy to do it by suffocating myself, I actually asked a couple of people to help, but they refused. I don't think you understand how much thought I've put into this.

Your belt tore? Lying fuck.

Alright, I'll admit that it WAS a really weird belt, but I'm not lying. It's made up of about 8 or 9 threads that are interweaving throughout it, and those are made up of some material that isn't standard belt leather. I don't really know what to call it, but it almost seemed like a mix between leather, Styrofoam, and cardboard. I couldn't find a real belt at the time.

You also stated you weren't old enough to go anywhere by yourself. How old are you, 10?

14. It's really not that I'm not old enough, but since my parents know I want to kill myself, they keep a close eye on me.

Have you tried drowning yourself? And just out of curiosity, since you said there aren't any strong enough structures to hold your weight, how much do you weigh?

Actually, I have not tried drowning myself, because I am horrified of dying a slow and painful death, especially by water, which is why I don't ride on boats. About my weight, I actually just weigh 100 pounds, so I guess I should rephrase what I said; there is nothing in my house that I could hang from that could hold the weight of a human

Do you or anybody in your family drink soda from a can?

Yes, occasionally. At the very least, I can buy canned soda

Next time you get a can, twist it so the can rips. The ripped edge is very sharp. You can use that to slit your wrists multiple times until you bleed out, or just simply slit your neck (which would be faster).

Thanks for the tip. I oughta try that if I ever get the chance. Besides, it's always good to have a way out when things inevitably go wrong.

Just go around town punching people in the face. Eventually someone will beat you to death.

It's a lot more likely that I'll just get sent to juvy though

I can't lie, it's not always this funny. But I don't follow batshit crazy fangirls so sometimes it gives me more giggles and laughs in one day than Funnyjunk gives me in a week. Don't let people fool you, Tumblr is actually pretty cool if you follow the right people :)

no its just full of fangirls writing fan fiction about the main charcters are gay and having sex with each other, and then saying its canon to the show. give or take.

meh depends on who you follow. some people post only things like this, but if you belong to a certain fandom, even really obscure stuff like specific colors eve, you can follow blogs like that. quite honestly you can make tumblr however you want it to be. You can even blacklist certain words.

i am not saying its not 100% fangirls, but a majority of which is this. Yes there are a few flowers in the shit and lies, but when it comes right down to it, "Tumblr is where the truth goes to give up and die."

hahaha that is a lrge percent yes. You have to be really careful if you want to avoid that shit.

unfortunately, I am in a far with fangirls, mostly a one man war with people who just agree but rather just submit to fangirls, since 90% of them are female. If you are not a fangirl, then i have no beef with you and I hope you can tolerate tumblr without them

Well, 40% of the things I post have to do with the tv shows i like so yeah I guess I am a fangirl in a sense? but I think fanfiction is pretty creepy and definitely don't get as uhm
obessesed? (understatement)
as some other people do. but I do follow a lot of the one liner blogs and ones with a specific theme like cooking or art or pysch facts.

Then again I am a girl so maybe you think I am biased... but whatevs. It's a matter of opinion.

well by how you describe yourself, you sound as a girl who is a fan, which is different from a fangirl

haha yeah. I think I get just about as irked as you with fangirls. Some girls think it's cool to be that antisocial and special just because no one knows what you're referencing (special snowflake much?) but it really isn't healthy to distance yourself from people like that. sometimes they can be real bitchy too... have you seen weaboo stories? perfect example.

It goes much farther than that. most of them get into each thing they obsess over about 3/4s into the series. They then instantly say they know everything, when they really dont, hardly actually views the canon material...
I must get control...
I sat in line at comic con for 6 hours next to 12 fangirls, who never shut up contradicting themselves every 10 minutes, and also talked about my favorite show, supernatural, and how its canon that dean and castiel are in love.
So I am a bit unstable towards them

Wait, it doesn't?

Well, your picture is definitly a picture of irony.

Silly gooses

Geese*

I don't see why he's being thumbed down, it was quite ironic that the picture didn't enlarge

They think that ironic means to be made completely of iron.

Wait, it doesn't?

Well, your picture is definitly a picture of irony.

Silly gooses

Geese*

You are cancer.
Go away.

/umad#ijustrumbledyourjammies

/lol

The other comments backed up my suspicions of this being retarded. :D

Then let us continue!

But... But I like this thread...

Then let us continue!

keep an eye on the newest uploads. in about 2 hours maybe a bit later im gonna post something about it and the hidden wiki and obtaining JB

Really... >,>

He could have taken it from the internet.