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captainrattrap

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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
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#22 - That's... Not true. It's just super sweet. I don't drink the s…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Your coffee is telling you... 0
User avatar #25 - Kainim (01/10/2015) [-]
I will have to try the teas though! i hope they will be as good in belgium as they are in your country
User avatar #24 - Kainim (01/10/2015) [-]
the beans are roasted for so long they are black and shiny, there's barely any taste left in it, you also serve it at tempratures that are too high for an even extraction :s

i love the machines though, i wouldnt want to work with them cause you dont do anything yourself, but the technology is awesome
#21 - It's a McJob, I get good tips and am saving for college. It's …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Your coffee is telling you... 0
User avatar #23 - kacem (01/10/2015) [-]
yeah but you have to admit its shit and you don't have to try to find fancy word to hide the reality
User avatar #26 - captainrattrap (01/11/2015) [-]
What's youe job?
#10 - What's your point? Bartender, that's a very fancy word for…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Your coffee is telling you... +7
User avatar #14 - jengiveshead (01/09/2015) [-]
My point is that job is very average and their giving it a good name to make it sound like an attractive job. That's all, and as for my name, it's from "tourettes camp" a bunch of tourettes kids who shouts shit everyday, like "jen gives head."
User avatar #11 - kacem (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to admit you have a shitty job doode
User avatar #21 - captainrattrap (01/10/2015) [-]
It's a McJob, I get good tips and am saving for college. It's whatever d00d.
User avatar #23 - kacem (01/10/2015) [-]
yeah but you have to admit its shit and you don't have to try to find fancy word to hide the reality
User avatar #26 - captainrattrap (01/11/2015) [-]
What's youe job?
#15 - There wouldn't happen to be a place to watch the uncensored ep…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on This has never felt more... 0
User avatar #19 - kyubichan (01/09/2015) [-]
Here you go! They have all the episodes, uncensored
southparkepisodesmovie.blogspot.no/
#18 - 7/10 great skin cute face pretty eyes likeable boobs. No wow f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Somedays are better than... 0
User avatar #19 - adu (01/09/2015) [-]
Would go up quite a bit if she was just smiling.
#8 - I'm a starbucks barista and I'm definitely gonna put this on a…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Your coffee is telling you... -1
User avatar #12 - Kainim (01/09/2015) [-]
you gotta admit starbucks serves horrible coffee though
User avatar #22 - captainrattrap (01/10/2015) [-]
That's... Not true. It's just super sweet. I don't drink the stuff, but I don't like milk. Our teas, however, are amazing.
User avatar #25 - Kainim (01/10/2015) [-]
I will have to try the teas though! i hope they will be as good in belgium as they are in your country
User avatar #24 - Kainim (01/10/2015) [-]
the beans are roasted for so long they are black and shiny, there's barely any taste left in it, you also serve it at tempratures that are too high for an even extraction :s

i love the machines though, i wouldnt want to work with them cause you dont do anything yourself, but the technology is awesome
User avatar #9 - jengiveshead (01/09/2015) [-]
Barista, that's a very fancy word for a coffee maker.
User avatar #10 - captainrattrap (01/09/2015) [-]
What's your point?
Bartender, that's a very fancy word for cocktail maker.
Congressman. That's a very fancy word for lawmaker.
"jengiveshead" That's a very fancy word for faggot.
User avatar #14 - jengiveshead (01/09/2015) [-]
My point is that job is very average and their giving it a good name to make it sound like an attractive job. That's all, and as for my name, it's from "tourettes camp" a bunch of tourettes kids who shouts shit everyday, like "jen gives head."
User avatar #11 - kacem (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to admit you have a shitty job doode
User avatar #21 - captainrattrap (01/10/2015) [-]
It's a McJob, I get good tips and am saving for college. It's whatever d00d.
User avatar #23 - kacem (01/10/2015) [-]
yeah but you have to admit its shit and you don't have to try to find fancy word to hide the reality
User avatar #26 - captainrattrap (01/11/2015) [-]
What's youe job?
#35 - I think just a lot of stupid people become fat.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Calories 0
#36 - trollchildxy (01/09/2015) [-]
Yes. Thank you. Sadly I feel like a large number of a particular kind of stupid people are fat. Because you only get THAT kind of stupid with a fat person attached to the brain. I feel like some people's brains literally clog up with all their fucking fat and it slows them down mentally.
#172 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on still feeling +9
#183 - kacem Comment deleted by captainrattrap
#61 - Allow vera plants if I'm not incorrect, can reproduce via asex… 01/08/2015 on a slice of aloe vera 0
#166 - yfw being edgy  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2015 on still feeling +20
#167 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
Mfw emotional faggot play attention whore
#172 - captainrattrap (01/08/2015) [-]
#183 - kacem Comment deleted by captainrattrap
#11347 - So there's this bit of a cartoon that I remember from when I w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
User avatar #11484 - DeathclawRulez (01/29/2015) [-]
That sounds like Justice League the new frontier.
#302 - But that's the consequence of freedom. Your government allows …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Godspeed. 0
User avatar #321 - robinwilliamson (01/08/2015) [-]
And they knew that, perfectly well. They wanted to stick with the idea that nobody is free from being mocked.
#315 - namenotallowed (01/08/2015) [-]
Government is involved though just not directly. If you fought someone over a slight you would most likely get charged with assault. Freedom of speech is a double edged sword no one disputes that but violence isn't a consequence of that freedom. Basically you can't plan or stop irrational people from doing anything no matter how much you'd want to censor or regulate the cause for the perceived insult its the choice of the individual to act.
#51 - There's NOrWAY this is all true.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Norway 0
#82 - gerfox (01/08/2015) [-]
It is, especially the part about the oil.
#48 - Fallout seems like it's talking about the idea of war, which c… 01/07/2015 on War +2
#85 - Or use adblock... But that's just hilarious. 01/07/2015 on Negative levels change +1
#1 - I wouldn't say fj is the best place to advertise 01/06/2015 on If you like games! +1
#9 - Pissed me off that they never actually saved him. Thought it w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Cliffhanger +2
User avatar #13 - Cakenbacon (01/06/2015) [-]
I used to watch it and they did save him one episode, but then he became a douche and they stuck him back out there. Since he wasn't hanging from the cliff anymore there were no more cliffhanger books so the young lions put him back to keep the series going.
#60 - xD 01/06/2015 on Babewatch -2
#20 - And then it's **** beer. 01/05/2015 on Beer pipeline 0
#44 - I was just trying to make a joke, considering fj likes to comp… 01/05/2015 on Dr. Pepper 0
#16 - Wow the things you need but don't have.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Dr. Pepper 0
#22 - astraea (01/05/2015) [-]
Well you dont deserve to cry when you get beaten up because someone has had it worse!1!11one
User avatar #44 - captainrattrap (01/05/2015) [-]
I was just trying to make a joke, considering fj likes to compare people complaining in the first world to the third world.
#19 - Just find an asian girl and be happy. Stop complaining. 01/05/2015 on Unless 0
#83 - Breed more like him. Kill those who are not. 01/05/2015 on Tom Felton +3
#22 - Plot twist: He just has a reaally small hand. 01/03/2015 on Pencil -1
#109 - Wow that's a really ****** problem you got there. 12/30/2014 on Know your file types -11

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User avatar #79 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
User avatar #81 to #80 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
http:// imgur . com /a/etzTk#0
User avatar #76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg 			****		 you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
>"Chill out man"
Also,
>"Chill out man"
User avatar #66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit (11/26/2012) [-]
>you seem upset   
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
User avatar #68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
User avatar #61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
User avatar #62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the 			****		 anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
User avatar #59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that **** . It makes me very upset, sir.
User avatar #53 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 22** MAY THE ROLL GODS TAKE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS
User avatar #52 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 16** DUBS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU
User avatar #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 77**
User avatar #55 to #51 - captainrattrap (08/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say man, I was scared when I saw 66 notifications. I thought my profile would be filled with an assload of poni34, but it wasn't. I am relieved.
User avatar #54 to #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user dermuffinmeistro ** YUS
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User avatar #46 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 52** SOMEONE ROLL DUBS QUICK
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User avatar #40 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 14** Can we dubs and gtfo of here plox
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