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|#320 - Just go around town punching people in the face. Eventually so… [+] (1 new reply)||10/30/2012 on You're a winner||+1|
|#318 - Kill yourself. [+] (17 new replies)||10/30/2012 on You're a winner||0|
#413 - anonyrnoose (11/03/2012) [-]
That didn't work out? Try sharpening the blade. You don't need much strength if you do that. Or, how about:
Jumping off a high building head-first
Taking a whole bunch of pills
Or, if you're too pussy to do it yourself, get someone else to help you.
#414 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm not old enough to go anywhere by myself, and my parents know I'm suicidal, so jumping off a building doesn't work. Also, I don't have any structures in my home that are strong enough to support my weight, and even when I just tried choking myself, the stuff I used broke. First, I tried using headphones, cause they were close, and they broke, so the I tried using a belt, but I just ended up tearing it apart. Also, We don't have any pills in my house that would kill me over-night, and if it doesn't, then my parents will take me to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. And, finally, when I was to pussy to do it by suffocating myself, I actually asked a couple of people to help, but they refused. I don't think you understand how much thought I've put into this.
#417 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll admit that it WAS a really weird belt, but I'm not lying. It's made up of about 8 or 9 threads that are interweaving throughout it, and those are made up of some material that isn't standard belt leather. I don't really know what to call it, but it almost seemed like a mix between leather, Styrofoam, and cardboard. I couldn't find a real belt at the time.
#421 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Actually, I have not tried drowning myself, because I am horrified of dying a slow and painful death, especially by water, which is why I don't ride on boats. About my weight, I actually just weigh 100 pounds, so I guess I should rephrase what I said; there is nothing in my house that I could hang from that could hold the weight of a human
|#193 - /umad#ijustrumbledyourjammies||10/28/2012 on Hurricane Sandy||+1|
|#192 - /lol||10/28/2012 on Hurricane Sandy||+1|
|#35 - If this is what it's like I think I just found a new site to l… [+] (10 new replies)||10/28/2012 on BoT3 Late Night Edition||0|
#102 - silentscreams (10/28/2012) [-]
I can't lie, it's not always this funny. But I don't follow batshit crazy fangirls so sometimes it gives me more giggles and laughs in one day than Funnyjunk gives me in a week. Don't let people fool you, Tumblr is actually pretty cool if you follow the right people :)
#63 - zubizzley (10/28/2012) [-]
meh depends on who you follow. some people post only things like this, but if you belong to a certain fandom, even really obscure stuff like specific colors eve, you can follow blogs like that. quite honestly you can make tumblr however you want it to be. You can even blacklist certain words.
#78 - zubizzley (10/28/2012) [-]
Well, 40% of the things I post have to do with the tv shows i like so yeah I guess I am a fangirl in a sense? but I think fanfiction is pretty creepy and definitely don't get as uhm
as some other people do. but I do follow a lot of the one liner blogs and ones with a specific theme like cooking or art or pysch facts.
Then again I am a girl so maybe you think I am biased... but whatevs. It's a matter of opinion.
#88 - zubizzley (10/28/2012) [-]
haha yeah. I think I get just about as irked as you with fangirls. Some girls think it's cool to be that antisocial and special just because no one knows what you're referencing (special snowflake much?) but it really isn't healthy to distance yourself from people like that. sometimes they can be real bitchy too... have you seen weaboo stories? perfect example.
#92 - whomadewho (10/28/2012) [-]
It goes much farther than that. most of them get into each thing they obsess over about 3/4s into the series. They then instantly say they know everything, when they really dont, hardly actually views the canon material...
I must get control...
I sat in line at comic con for 6 hours next to 12 fangirls, who never shut up contradicting themselves every 10 minutes, and also talked about my favorite show, supernatural, and how its canon that dean and castiel are in love.
So I am a bit unstable towards them
|#90 - Well, your picture is definitly a picture of irony.||10/28/2012 on RIP One Direction||0|
|#155 - Everyone on FJ wants to fuck you, (other than anons, they only…||10/28/2012 on Virginity for sale||+6|
|#63 - They think that ironic means to be made completely of iron. [+] (4 new replies)||10/28/2012 on RIP One Direction||+2|
|#52 - Dat irony. [+] (6 new replies)||10/28/2012 on RIP One Direction||+4|
|#2169 - This... Should not be giving me such a boner...||10/28/2012 on Paint skills off the charts||+3|
|#132 - /thread [+] (3 new replies)||10/28/2012 on Hurricane Sandy||-2|
|#184 - Very good show.||10/28/2012 on A good example||0|
|#124 - *coSWAGulates. Step it up nigga. [+] (1 new reply)||10/26/2012 on Foreplay Please||+9|
#158 - N. Korean citizen (10/26/2012) [-]
>step it up
I don't even..
|#150 - I'm sure you've tried. [+] (1 new reply)||10/24/2012 on Avoiding speeding tickets||+4|
|#7 - Thumbed for effort... But yeah, no.||10/24/2012 on Tor browser||0|
|#142 - Really... >,>||10/24/2012 on Hardcore||0|
|#104 - Oh dear neptune...||10/24/2012 on call the MiB||0|
|#105 - But... But I like this thread... [+] (1 new reply)||10/24/2012 on Insert Vampire Here||0|
|#102 - /thread [+] (3 new replies)||10/24/2012 on Insert Vampire Here||0|
|#160 - Holy shit, so much good shit on fj today.||10/24/2012 on Confession Bear||0|
|#212 - Hehehe||10/24/2012 on getting your paycheck the...||-1|
|#126 - can I get the onion link? [+] (2 new replies)||10/24/2012 on Hardcore||0|
|#310 - HOLY SHIT /thread! /THREAD!!!||10/24/2012 on How to scare the piss out...||0|
|#92 - So, what's the purpose for the red thumbs? He was right, seein… [+] (1 new reply)||10/17/2012 on What were you thinking!?||-1|
|#30 - And did you look upon it and say "it is good"?||10/17/2012 on changing name to god||+1|