You know what to do now, son. It's in you hands.

Shave your beard and look like Montez from Workaholics.

imagine tentacle porn. Imagine tentacle porn action movies where two tentacles fight for the vagina. That is making out.

Get rid of dat facial hair bro, looks awkward and feels awkward for the girl when making out.
Was it all just like full on tongue action?

There's nothing beta about someone who can stand on walls.

Except that facial hair.

Fj why do you hate my facial hair?

Check me with my hair down. I'm sorry it's sideways I'm posting from my phone.

I don't have razors. But I would like to wax so it doesn't grow back ten times more powerful like a super saiyan.

Take your tongue and spread it about your girlfriend until it locates any viable orifice. Use your tongue like one would a jackhammer with said orifice until she marries you/calls the police.

Hwat?

You know what to do now, son. It's in you hands.

AND SUDDENLY 2 USERS THAT HAVE NEVER COMMENTED HERE BEFORE

Seeing as we, unlike most of FJ, are being civil, here are my counter arguments to your arguments mate.

1) Personally, I consider American made guns to be of the utmost quality and reliability. I have an M1 Garand in my possession that fires just as well as it did back in the 40's. I also have an 1863 Springfield Musket used in the Civil War that fires like a champ. Our guns are so closely monitored during production phase to prevent any catastrophic failures. No gun manufacturer wants a lawsuit on their hands for an improperly made weapon.

2) Incorrect good sir. Most gun related crimes are with handguns. I kid you not with what I said up top. Most gun related crimes happen with handguns. "Assault Weapons" are rarely used in gun crimes. Democrats are literally just pissed off that the 1994 ban expired and they have been looking for a reason to get it reenacted since it expired. Sandy Hook offered that opportunity. However, by this time, the AR-15 has become the "American Gun." The AR-15 is consider this because of how many wars it has one and how reliable they can be.

3) This may be true, but the guerrillas will need to start somewhere. The AR-15 offers them that starting point. They start small. Knock over small targets and gather gear then move up to the big leagues when they have the supplies, knowledge and tactics to hit something like a heavily guarded armory to steal more supplies to arm more of the population. This scenario is EXTREMELY unlikely but it is one, if not the number one reason, why the 2nd amendment was created.

The door is open for more questions and/or comments!

-Wiseguytwo

you two just made me a happy person, I would like very much to buy you both a drink.

Why is that?

the debate is well thought out and no one is jumping to conclusions.

Well then, I'll gladly take that drink. What are you offering?

whatever you are having.

No, no it does not matter much, have a good day and good bye then?

Good bye.