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Youtube Channel: TheLemonGrenade
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Consoles Owned: a 9 yearold piece of shit PC
Video Games Played: Vermintide, dawngate, smite, warframe, dawn of war, tf2, risk of rain, space engineers, guns of icarus
X-box Gamertag: GrimReaper2005 (I am not kidding
PSN: klungefat I think I cant remembe
Interests: 420 b0ss, WH40k, choas, ponyfaggotry, faggotry in general, philosophy
Date Signed Up:3/21/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#8 - Excuse you I am NOT a fan of hitler tyvm 01/09/2016 on Game journalism +1
#8 - Probably because most of us decided that " **** tha…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2016 on this offends me +1
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#12 - yologdogtwo (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't.

I love shit that will get me killed. It gives me a thrill that I don't usually feel. I've worked in a warehouse for nine years, if I get hit by a truck it's just a sweet release, so why not?

I go spelunking, skydiving, Climbing, Play rl Frogger, and Do borderline abusive martial arts. Hell if I was held hostage by a psycopath, I'd be the first one to try to wrestle the gun away. Because there's a worse thing then dying, and that's living long enough to die while living.

Being forced to live is a cruelty that nobody should have to endure. Freedom is everything.
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#13 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
yeahbut you're in the vast minority
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#14 - yologdogtwo (01/09/2016) [-]
In a generation that is still a pretty virgin to the world.

Your time will come.

And it creeps up on you too. You think to yourself; "I'm not gonna kill myself or anything, but if I was hit by a bus... that'd be all right." And you think that once a month, then once a week, then once every few days, then you try to find life in your hobbies because you know you'll never be happy in your work but you also know that every ounce of energy you use on your hobbies is less energy for your work and you'll get yelled at if your work suffers so even on your off time you're on the clock.
And then something breaks, and you don't care as much, and it's ok. But living isn't the most important thing anymore.
You want the freedom of choice.
#15 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
nah the drinking puts an end to that train of thought
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#16 - yologdogtwo (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes. It does.

Take it in portions though. Trust me, I'm drinking 120 proof now and it no longer helps as much as it should. Don't try to out drink your friends, try to prolong that buzz for as long as you live. That's the key to happiness.
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#17 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
oh I do

since the night I woke up with half-digested pizza cheese encrusted over my own face, I've taken to a bit of moderation

Don't evne drink every day anymore
almost but not quite
#6 - Picture 01/09/2016 on the best part is pushing it... +5
#44 - eh idk that it does I figure their caste/culture is more l… 01/09/2016 on SPOILER - Log Date 7. 15. 2... 0
#50 - Do not cry You will get over Renzo in time 01/09/2016 on Character Art: Warforged... 0
#11 - Theoretically 01/09/2016 on Hoi Temmo! 0
#41 - I figure it might be like a superman thing some speci…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on SPOILER - Log Date 7. 15. 2... 0
#43 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i like my theory still though it gives explanations for their caste system nicely
and why certain gems are literally made for one job
i.e ruby common solider amethysts super soliders peridots engineers/scientists pearls servants i wonder what lapis's function is
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#44 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
eh idk that it does
I figure their caste/culture is more like

colour coded and size based
like rainbow irkens
#39 - I get that it's just a theory Im still gonna say "nah…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on SPOILER - Log Date 7. 15. 2... 0
#42 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i could see that happening
and the kindergartens could be used to mimic the homeworlds conditions that were used to create them which would make me wonder would gems just spring up naturally without them on homeworld
#40 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
either way the kindergartens werent always around to create the gems
someone or something created the first gems and or created the first kindergarten
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#41 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
I figure it might be like a superman thing

some specific kind of star putting out a specific kind of radiation combined with a specific kind of planet

Just like how the earth has organic carbon-based life
#43 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i like my theory still though it gives explanations for their caste system nicely
and why certain gems are literally made for one job
i.e ruby common solider amethysts super soliders peridots engineers/scientists pearls servants i wonder what lapis's function is
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#44 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
eh idk that it does
I figure their caste/culture is more like

colour coded and size based
like rainbow irkens
#37 - And Im saying I dont think they would and certainly no…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on SPOILER - Log Date 7. 15. 2... 0
#38 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
hence why its just a theory im arguing
only time will tell
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#39 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
I get that it's just a theory
Im still gonna say "nah I dont think so breh"
#42 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i could see that happening
and the kindergartens could be used to mimic the homeworlds conditions that were used to create them which would make me wonder would gems just spring up naturally without them on homeworld
#40 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
either way the kindergartens werent always around to create the gems
someone or something created the first gems and or created the first kindergarten
User avatar
#41 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
I figure it might be like a superman thing

some specific kind of star putting out a specific kind of radiation combined with a specific kind of planet

Just like how the earth has organic carbon-based life
#43 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i like my theory still though it gives explanations for their caste system nicely
and why certain gems are literally made for one job
i.e ruby common solider amethysts super soliders peridots engineers/scientists pearls servants i wonder what lapis's function is
User avatar
#44 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
eh idk that it does
I figure their caste/culture is more like

colour coded and size based
like rainbow irkens
#8 - "all-in-one-porn-hub" tho 01/09/2016 on The real console war. 0
#35 - but there's the thing on earth atleast, those other m…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2016 on SPOILER - Log Date 7. 15. 2... 0
#36 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
you are missing my point
im arguing sentient diamonds would form without kindergartens
and the other gems only form from kindergartens
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#37 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
And Im saying
I dont think they would
and certainly not on earth
#38 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
hence why its just a theory im arguing
only time will tell
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#39 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
I get that it's just a theory
Im still gonna say "nah I dont think so breh"
#42 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i could see that happening
and the kindergartens could be used to mimic the homeworlds conditions that were used to create them which would make me wonder would gems just spring up naturally without them on homeworld
#40 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
either way the kindergartens werent always around to create the gems
someone or something created the first gems and or created the first kindergarten
User avatar
#41 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
I figure it might be like a superman thing

some specific kind of star putting out a specific kind of radiation combined with a specific kind of planet

Just like how the earth has organic carbon-based life
#43 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i like my theory still though it gives explanations for their caste system nicely
and why certain gems are literally made for one job
i.e ruby common solider amethysts super soliders peridots engineers/scientists pearls servants i wonder what lapis's function is
User avatar
#44 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
eh idk that it does
I figure their caste/culture is more like

colour coded and size based
like rainbow irkens
#83 - How many do you even have theyre expensive 01/09/2016 on RIP in peace, Soule +7
#33 - but we also know from the kindergartens that Gems dont com…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/09/2016 on SPOILER - Log Date 7. 15. 2... 0
#34 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
thats what im saying all other gems are brought to life by kindergarten technology
kindergarten technology designed by the diamonds , all other gems cannot exist without the diamonds because the other gems dont form naturally

but im arguing diamonds do form naturally simply over a process that takes millions of years
diamonds are post organic it could be diamond gems are the natural species's race
born from organic rich planets like earth because the race had to begin somewhere

While all other gem variants amethysts peridots pearls sapphires rubies etc were created as a sub race of the original made to serve them. Since many of them are made with a purpose in mind. like how humans make robots
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#35 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
but there's the thing

on earth atleast, those other minerals form naturally
then the kindergarten tech takes said pre-existing minerals and goops them up into Gems

To avoid any kind of insurrection and not destroy a planet, Diamonds could simply not goop up existing diamond depoists
Have them extracted, specifically to be removed form the kindergarten, even
#36 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
you are missing my point
im arguing sentient diamonds would form without kindergartens
and the other gems only form from kindergartens
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#37 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
And Im saying
I dont think they would
and certainly not on earth
#38 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
hence why its just a theory im arguing
only time will tell
User avatar
#39 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
I get that it's just a theory
Im still gonna say "nah I dont think so breh"
#42 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i could see that happening
and the kindergartens could be used to mimic the homeworlds conditions that were used to create them which would make me wonder would gems just spring up naturally without them on homeworld
#40 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
either way the kindergartens werent always around to create the gems
someone or something created the first gems and or created the first kindergarten
User avatar
#41 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
I figure it might be like a superman thing

some specific kind of star putting out a specific kind of radiation combined with a specific kind of planet

Just like how the earth has organic carbon-based life
#43 - afreeti (01/09/2016) [-]
i like my theory still though it gives explanations for their caste system nicely
and why certain gems are literally made for one job
i.e ruby common solider amethysts super soliders peridots engineers/scientists pearls servants i wonder what lapis's function is
User avatar
#44 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
eh idk that it does
I figure their caste/culture is more like

colour coded and size based
like rainbow irkens
#32 - the funny is all in the context of whats come before … 01/09/2016 on SPOILER - Log Date 7. 15. 2... +1
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#16 - we might aswell be 01/09/2016 on A Beautiful Sky 0
#66 - why the tiddy tho 01/08/2016 on Heres a strange thing +2
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#481 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
En jaksa uskoa että kukaan käyttäis Funnyjankkia sisällön selaamiseenkaan koska taso on mitä on.
#482 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
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#479 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Onnistuu muiltakin.
#480 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
nonni
#481 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
En jaksa uskoa että kukaan käyttäis Funnyjankkia sisällön selaamiseenkaan koska taso on mitä on.
#482 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
#476 - halutte jotain vai  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2016 on captainprincess's profile 0
#477 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Yritin olla sosiaalinen mutta kaikille se ei vissiin sovi.
#478 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
sosiallinen
keskiyöllä
funnyjunkissa


no hyvin tehty
#479 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Onnistuu muiltakin.
#480 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
nonni
#481 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
En jaksa uskoa että kukaan käyttäis Funnyjankkia sisällön selaamiseenkaan koska taso on mitä on.
#482 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
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#465 to #464 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Paljasta minulle salaisuutesi.
#469 to #468 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Mistäpäin oot?
User avatar #476 to #475 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
halutte jotain vai
#477 to #476 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
Yritin olla sosiaalinen mutta kaikille se ei vissiin sovi.
#478 to #477 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
sosiallinen
keskiyöllä
funnyjunkissa


no hyvin tehty
#479 to #478 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Onnistuu muiltakin.
#481 to #480 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
En jaksa uskoa että kukaan käyttäis Funnyjankkia sisällön selaamiseenkaan koska taso on mitä on.
#446 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Hit the reply limit.

If your boss made you get a sick note anyway after the company stopped requiring it and they were billed, then that would be on his neck not yours. But I'm not interested in individual situations, I'm interested in the whole. Say there are a few hundred people working for the company in question. Prior to the company dropping the sick not policy, 100% of them would go to the doctor to get a note when they stay home from work - a requirement. But if it were no longer required, while some or even many of them still would go to the doctor, it's highly unlikely that all of them would keep going. It's common knowledge that there is no cure for the common cold, and many people don't go to the doctor for it for that reason. Is it possible that each and every employee would be in some weird personal position where they still decide to go to the doctor's office once it isn't required? Sure, in all the many universes there are some where that happens. But is it likely? Hell the **** no.

And yes, it is wasted time if they just have a cold, because there is literally nothing the doctor can do for them. It's the doctor's job to treat them but that doesn't mean jack when there isn't a treatment. In this case the doctor loses time, the patient gains nothing, and other patients are potentially exposed to a virus.
User avatar #447 to #446 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
Diagnoses isnt a treatment
yet it's crucially important to make for a treatment

how do you get a diagnoses
with an examination

examinations are a doctor doing their job, not wasting time
#448 to #447 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Anyone can diagnose a common cold. Have you ever had blood drawn to test for rhinovirus? No, because the symptoms are obvious, known to everyone, and by the time the test was over it would be gone.
#449 to #448 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
And anyone could mis-diagnose a serious illness as a cold
#450 to #449 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
So would the doctor unless you're missing something really obvious. If you go to the doctor with cold symptoms, they will send you home and tell you to come back if it gets worse or new symptoms appear. As long as you aren't retarded enough to miss something obvious like a rash or black phlegm, you have the same exact ability to diagnose or misdiagnose a cold as a doctor.
User avatar #451 to #450 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
better chance of him knowing than me
He's got medical training
#452 to #451 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Not by much. A doctor can't magically differentiate one set of cold-like symptoms from another, and if you're a human living on the planet earth, you probably have close to as much experience with colds as them. But feel free to go in and demand a blood test next time you have the sniffles, no skin off my back. All I'm saying is that plenty of people won't do that if they aren't required to, and likely for the greater good.
User avatar #453 to #452 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
They might do
Certainly got a better shot at it than I do
I dont know, Im not a doctor
User avatar #435 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
You're a fgt right?
User avatar #436 to #435 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
thats one name for it, sure
User avatar #437 to #436 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Wow just read you got billed for it. Sorry about that.
User avatar #440 to #439 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh
yeah

but thats the past and teenagers are awful people
so yknow
User avatar #441 to #440 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Ye and I assume Finns aren't the most accepting when it comes to this stuff
User avatar #442 to #441 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
I dont know
they're pretty decent about it
I did my schooling in the UK where you're lucky if you dont get assaulted every other day over it
User avatar #443 to #442 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Well that sucks...
User avatar #444 to #443 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
It does but that's life
gotta stand up and get on with it
#431 - anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-]
I've seen your art. Now that I now you are exceptional at drawing I must have you mention me.

NOTICE THIS
User avatar #429 - alfonshister (11/14/2015) [-]
bruh, need some ideas for a comic?
User avatar #430 to #429 - captainprincess (11/14/2015) [-]
Yes but Im not looking for any
User avatar #434 to #430 - alfonshister (11/15/2015) [-]
I see.
Well, thanks for the quick reply!
User avatar #427 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#418 to #417 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
literally happened to me at school
That and a good few beatings
#419 to #418 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
Sorry to hear it, bubs.


thats why I waited until after highschool
#420 to #419 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
Yeah
I didn't really get to wait, myself
Got busted in the act and outed

Took it like a champ though
Got beat up but I gave as good as I got
...some times
#421 to #420 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
"Got busted in the act"



Have you got a story to tell me?
User avatar #422 to #421 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
I kissed a boy
Someone saw

nothing special really
#423 to #422 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
awww, I was hoping for something a little more spicy.



First time I got caught it was by my grandma but she had severe dementia so no one believed her.
User avatar #424 to #423 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
well I mean
How spicy are a pair of 15 yearolds liable to get, really

I mean it was on school grounds so that was kind of tense

But the dude didn't even come to school after we got caught
I'm thinking he told his folks and got immediately shuffled away witness protection style
#413 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
also yfw
User avatar #414 to #413 - captainprincess (10/07/2015) [-]
You know Im not going to **** you right
#415 to #414 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Well gosh, then this whole thing was a waste. What else did you think I was trying to accomplish.
User avatar #416 to #415 - captainprincess (10/07/2015) [-]
Goodness knows
#412 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
yfw
#411 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
yfw
User avatar #408 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
I think he a troll.
User avatar #409 to #408 - captainprincess (10/03/2015) [-]
Eh
maybe

But Im on FJ
What's he going to do, waste my time?
#410 to #409 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Good point
User avatar #404 - priestoftheoldones (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #406 to #405 - priestoftheoldones (09/30/2015) [-]
You got so many red thumbs on my content.
User avatar #407 to #406 - captainprincess (09/30/2015) [-]
eh
thumbs are nothing to me
User avatar #398 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Hi
User avatar #399 to #398 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
yes hello
User avatar #400 to #399 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #401 to #400 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
Just ate and scratched my balls
safe to say I'm peachy
User avatar #402 to #401 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
heh. alright.
User avatar #403 to #402 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
man of simple pleasures
#394 - yiffcario (09/23/2015) [-]
"Smite, Warframe, TF2"
You have a thing for free games.
User avatar #395 to #394 - captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-]
Actually

I've spent a good deal of money in warframe, more than enough to supercede a retail price
I bought the ultimate godpack in smite, which is effectively buying the game instead of playing the free grind route
and I got tf2 from the orange box

So no, not really
I have a slight distrust for free to plays actually
They tend to screw you over in subtle ways
#396 to #395 - yiffcario (09/23/2015) [-]
I refuse to spend money on free games. Which annoys me in TF2 because I have crates I want to give to people who actually want them but can't since I need to spend some amount of money to access that feature.
User avatar #397 to #396 - captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-]
I tell ymself I'm the same
but ultimately, if I'm willing to buy a game, I'm willing to pay into a free game to bypass atleast some of the skinnerbox grinding

The basic equation is that I'm willing to throw money out and take entertainment back in, and I have to actually admit it to myself
User avatar #386 - cubanwhiteman (08/27/2015) [-]
Are you in the cellulites?
User avatar #387 to #386 - captainprincess (08/27/2015) [-]
the what
User avatar #388 to #387 - cubanwhiteman (08/28/2015) [-]
Nevermind, you left a comment yesterday on some post that people in that group usually say.
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