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| #2 - "Solving the world's problems" Yeah that pr… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on emo disney | +4 |
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grandterskrasao (01/09/2016) [-] "What are jokes Papa?" questioned captainprincess. "Fuck off you little rodent, and get me a beer would yah?" replied his father. And to this day, he never learned what humor is. The End. | ||
| #3 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on The Many Faces of Vexaton | 0 |
| #3 - yeahbut from their demanding perspective I dont think… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on quasimoto | +3 |
| #3 - Leia More like (P)Layer | 01/09/2016 on Sexy Star Wars Fan | 0 |
| #5 - remember kids If you want to make a joke Everyone… | 01/09/2016 on Special Snowflake | +2 |
| #19 - why would I comment on that that's flawless | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #17 - I dont know that it will Mostly I forsee it turning B… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
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| #15 - They dont even want to be black They want to be the other… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | +1 |
| I dont know that it will Mostly I forsee it turning BLM savages pasty white and inbred hicks pitch black And considering the lack of thought their hatreds are based on I dont know if they would stop and re-evaluate anything, or just turn on eachother in a glorious display of infighting I think youre thinking albinos and theyre not exactly a race I've seen an albino black man it's a kooky looking thing | ||
| #13 - ONE problem with that theory A good proportion of the… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | -1 |
| They dont even want to be black They want to be the other white people The ones who set themselves aisde "Yeah white people are awful! except me guise Im one of the good ones" I dont know that it will Mostly I forsee it turning BLM savages pasty white and inbred hicks pitch black And considering the lack of thought their hatreds are based on I dont know if they would stop and re-evaluate anything, or just turn on eachother in a glorious display of infighting I think youre thinking albinos and theyre not exactly a race I've seen an albino black man it's a kooky looking thing | ||
| #3 - dat butt-touch do | 01/09/2016 on SO FUcKING MAD | +3 |
| #3 - The resemblance might be minor but Sugar is apparently a m… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Pealfinity | +4 |
 Oh without a doubt. You know connie's outfit in "sworn to the sword?" That's gohans training outfit. | ||
| #7 - who they though each country has statistics based on separ… | 01/09/2016 on Real Rape Culture | +4 |
| #10 - I mean I only asked you a question it's not quite a fully … | 01/09/2016 on New God: Jesus Christ | 0 |
| #8 - I dont buy it [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on New God: Jesus Christ | 0 |
| I mean I only asked you a question it's not quite a fully fledged theory so much as a thought | ||
| #6 - could also be that they're a lot less sensitive about it … [+] (4 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on New God: Jesus Christ | 0 |
| I mean I only asked you a question it's not quite a fully fledged theory so much as a thought | ||
| #4 - ah so **** 'em cause theres not enough of them to c… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on New God: Jesus Christ | 0 |
| could also be that they're a lot less sensitive about it You'll notice that, their gods tend to be a fair bit more badass than old Jesus I wonder if there's a correlation with how badass your god/gods are and how much offense you take on their behalf I mean I only asked you a question it's not quite a fully fledged theory so much as a thought | ||
| #17 - oh I do since the night I woke up with half-digested … | 01/09/2016 on this offends me | 0 |
| #15 - nah the drinking puts an end to that train of thought [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on this offends me | 0 |
 Yes. It does. Take it in portions though. Trust me, I'm drinking 120 proof now and it no longer helps as much as it should. Don't try to out drink your friends, try to prolong that buzz for as long as you live. That's the key to happiness. oh I do since the night I woke up with half-digested pizza cheese encrusted over my own face, I've taken to a bit of moderation Don't evne drink every day anymore almost but not quite | ||
| #13 - yeahbut you're in the vast minority [+] (4 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on this offends me | 0 |
| In a generation that is still a pretty virgin to the world. Your time will come. And it creeps up on you too. You think to yourself; "I'm not gonna kill myself or anything, but if I was hit by a bus... that'd be all right." And you think that once a month, then once a week, then once every few days, then you try to find life in your hobbies because you know you'll never be happy in your work but you also know that every ounce of energy you use on your hobbies is less energy for your work and you'll get yelled at if your work suffers so even on your off time you're on the clock. And then something breaks, and you don't care as much, and it's ok. But living isn't the most important thing anymore. You want the freedom of choice. Yes. It does. Take it in portions though. Trust me, I'm drinking 120 proof now and it no longer helps as much as it should. Don't try to out drink your friends, try to prolong that buzz for as long as you live. That's the key to happiness. oh I do since the night I woke up with half-digested pizza cheese encrusted over my own face, I've taken to a bit of moderation Don't evne drink every day anymore almost but not quite | ||
| #5 - you "found" quite a few pony things there s… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Shit I Found On The... | +40 |
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| #2 - It's the holiday special all over again | 01/09/2016 on Chewbacca Does Laundry | +30 |
| #4 - Realtalk though if it's "not that big of a deal"… | 01/09/2016 on periods | +2 |
| #2 - Yeah cause all the other gods noone likes those guys anymore [+] (11 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on New God: Jesus Christ | 0 |
 neopagans are such a small religious minority, that their outrage would barely register on the media's radar, if at all classical/norse gods are used in fictional media all the time as well but christianity is THE largest religion by population in the world, and smite has already drawn a fair amount of flak from hindus who are upset at the very inclusion of their gods in the game's roster, and they're the fourth largest religion in the world imagine the shitstorm if they included Christ, protestants would shit their pants  not played smite in ages but didn't they have hindu gods as well? ah so fuck 'em cause theres not enough of them to cause a big fuss could also be that they're a lot less sensitive about it You'll notice that, their gods tend to be a fair bit more badass than old Jesus I wonder if there's a correlation with how badass your god/gods are and how much offense you take on their behalf I mean I only asked you a question it's not quite a fully fledged theory so much as a thought | ||
| #59 - Picture | 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... | +11 |
| #8 - That roll makes what you say highly suspect | 01/09/2016 on somethin somethin..9gag | +9 |
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captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-] 
sosiallinen
keskiyöllä
funnyjunkissa
no hyvin tehty
keskiyöllä
funnyjunkissa
no hyvin tehty
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mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Hit the reply limit.
If your boss made you get a sick note anyway after the company stopped requiring it and they were billed, then that would be on his neck not yours. But I'm not interested in individual situations, I'm interested in the whole. Say there are a few hundred people working for the company in question. Prior to the company dropping the sick not policy, 100% of them would go to the doctor to get a note when they stay home from work - a requirement. But if it were no longer required, while some or even many of them still would go to the doctor, it's highly unlikely that all of them would keep going. It's common knowledge that there is no cure for the common cold, and many people don't go to the doctor for it for that reason. Is it possible that each and every employee would be in some weird personal position where they still decide to go to the doctor's office once it isn't required? Sure, in all the many universes there are some where that happens. But is it likely? Hell the **** no.
And yes, it is wasted time if they just have a cold, because there is literally nothing the doctor can do for them. It's the doctor's job to treat them but that doesn't mean jack when there isn't a treatment. In this case the doctor loses time, the patient gains nothing, and other patients are potentially exposed to a virus.
If your boss made you get a sick note anyway after the company stopped requiring it and they were billed, then that would be on his neck not yours. But I'm not interested in individual situations, I'm interested in the whole. Say there are a few hundred people working for the company in question. Prior to the company dropping the sick not policy, 100% of them would go to the doctor to get a note when they stay home from work - a requirement. But if it were no longer required, while some or even many of them still would go to the doctor, it's highly unlikely that all of them would keep going. It's common knowledge that there is no cure for the common cold, and many people don't go to the doctor for it for that reason. Is it possible that each and every employee would be in some weird personal position where they still decide to go to the doctor's office once it isn't required? Sure, in all the many universes there are some where that happens. But is it likely? Hell the **** no.
And yes, it is wasted time if they just have a cold, because there is literally nothing the doctor can do for them. It's the doctor's job to treat them but that doesn't mean jack when there isn't a treatment. In this case the doctor loses time, the patient gains nothing, and other patients are potentially exposed to a virus.
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captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-] Diagnoses isnt a treatment
yet it's crucially important to make for a treatment
how do you get a diagnoses
with an examination
examinations are a doctor doing their job, not wasting time
yet it's crucially important to make for a treatment
how do you get a diagnoses
with an examination
examinations are a doctor doing their job, not wasting time
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mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Anyone can diagnose a common cold. Have you ever had blood drawn to test for rhinovirus? No, because the symptoms are obvious, known to everyone, and by the time the test was over it would be gone.
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captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-] And anyone could mis-diagnose a serious illness as a cold
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mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
So would the doctor unless you're missing something really obvious. If you go to the doctor with cold symptoms, they will send you home and tell you to come back if it gets worse or new symptoms appear. As long as you aren't retarded enough to miss something obvious like a rash or black phlegm, you have the same exact ability to diagnose or misdiagnose a cold as a doctor.
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captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-] better chance of him knowing than me
He's got medical training
He's got medical training
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mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Not by much. A doctor can't magically differentiate one set of cold-like symptoms from another, and if you're a human living on the planet earth, you probably have close to as much experience with colds as them. But feel free to go in and demand a blood test next time you have the sniffles, no skin off my back. All I'm saying is that plenty of people won't do that if they aren't required to, and likely for the greater good.
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captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-] They might do
Certainly got a better shot at it than I do
I dont know, Im not a doctor
Certainly got a better shot at it than I do
I dont know, Im not a doctor
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cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-] Wow just read you got billed for it. Sorry about that.
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captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-] Oh
yeah
but thats the past and teenagers are awful people
so yknow
yeah
but thats the past and teenagers are awful people
so yknow
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cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-] Ye and I assume Finns aren't the most accepting when it comes to this stuff
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captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-] I dont know
they're pretty decent about it
I did my schooling in the UK where you're lucky if you dont get assaulted every other day over it
they're pretty decent about it
I did my schooling in the UK where you're lucky if you dont get assaulted every other day over it
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captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-] It does but that's life
gotta stand up and get on with it
gotta stand up and get on with it
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anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-] I've seen your art. Now that I now you are exceptional at drawing I must have you mention me.
NOTICE THIS
NOTICE THIS
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captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-] literally happened to me at school
That and a good few beatings
That and a good few beatings
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captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-] Yeah
I didn't really get to wait, myself
Got busted in the act and outed
Took it like a champ though
Got beat up but I gave as good as I got
...some times
I didn't really get to wait, myself
Got busted in the act and outed
Took it like a champ though
Got beat up but I gave as good as I got
...some times
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captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-] well I mean
How spicy are a pair of 15 yearolds liable to get, really
I mean it was on school grounds so that was kind of tense
But the dude didn't even come to school after we got caught
I'm thinking he told his folks and got immediately shuffled away witness protection style
How spicy are a pair of 15 yearolds liable to get, really
I mean it was on school grounds so that was kind of tense
But the dude didn't even come to school after we got caught
I'm thinking he told his folks and got immediately shuffled away witness protection style
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lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-] Well gosh, then this whole thing was a waste. What else did you think I was trying to accomplish.
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captainprincess (10/03/2015) [-] Eh
maybe
But Im on FJ
What's he going to do, waste my time?
maybe
But Im on FJ
What's he going to do, waste my time?
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captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-] Just ate and scratched my balls
safe to say I'm peachy
safe to say I'm peachy
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captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-] Actually
I've spent a good deal of money in warframe, more than enough to supercede a retail price
I bought the ultimate godpack in smite, which is effectively buying the game instead of playing the free grind route
and I got tf2 from the orange box
So no, not really
I have a slight distrust for free to plays actually
They tend to screw you over in subtle ways
I've spent a good deal of money in warframe, more than enough to supercede a retail price
I bought the ultimate godpack in smite, which is effectively buying the game instead of playing the free grind route
and I got tf2 from the orange box
So no, not really
I have a slight distrust for free to plays actually
They tend to screw you over in subtle ways
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captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-] I tell ymself I'm the same
but ultimately, if I'm willing to buy a game, I'm willing to pay into a free game to bypass atleast some of the skinnerbox grinding
The basic equation is that I'm willing to throw money out and take entertainment back in, and I have to actually admit it to myself
but ultimately, if I'm willing to buy a game, I'm willing to pay into a free game to bypass atleast some of the skinnerbox grinding
The basic equation is that I'm willing to throw money out and take entertainment back in, and I have to actually admit it to myself
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cubanwhiteman (08/28/2015) [-] Nevermind, you left a comment yesterday on some post that people in that group usually say.
