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Gender: male
Age: 24
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Youtube Channel: TheLemonGrenade
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Consoles Owned: a 9 yearold piece of shit PC
Video Games Played: Vermintide, dawngate, smite, warframe, dawn of war, tf2, risk of rain, space engineers, guns of icarus
X-box Gamertag: GrimReaper2005 (I am not kidding
PSN: klungefat I think I cant remembe
Interests: 420 b0ss, WH40k, choas, ponyfaggotry, faggotry in general, philosophy
Date Signed Up:3/21/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#1 - it looks like his paw is being pulled relaly  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on nazi cat +1
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#3 - badrey (01/10/2016) [-]
you don't say?
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#4 - captainprincess (01/11/2016) [-]
no I dont
turns out its a conspiracy
#50 - zeeednuts roasting over an open fiiire~ 01/10/2016 on Darwin award applicant dry... +1
#54 - when you live alone youre not hiding anything form anyone 01/10/2016 on Erin Esurance porn +3
#101 - You cant do that humanize them like that, that's illegal… 01/10/2016 on trump appeal +5
#98 - haha like Trump's going to actually fix anything, let alon… 01/10/2016 on trump appeal 0
#37 - about covers it 01/10/2016 on What Did This Man Do For... 0
#34 - He is the man who threw you into the pit, then wether you …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on What Did This Man Do For... +1
#36 - brozetop (01/10/2016) [-]
is this a passive aggressive enough response?
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#37 - captainprincess (01/10/2016) [-]
about covers it
#1 - I think the joke is that people on twatter dont read they …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on people are assholes +81
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#5 - improbable (01/10/2016) [-]
at smite launch there was a tweet that for each thousand retweet it got people would recieve 100 gems.

high end skins cost 600 gems, voice packs cost 200 gems
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#16 - Chizypuff (01/10/2016) [-]
what does that have to do with anything
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#6 - improbable (01/10/2016) [-]
i obviously retweeted that shit
#6 - probably the latter 01/09/2016 on not meant to last 0
#14 - edgy 01/09/2016 on Tumblr Comp #1 0
#3 - no it's hard out there for a moose-person thing, apparently …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Probably was born in... +1
#6 - swbite (01/09/2016) [-]
#4 - hilarious but also in dire need of help  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Tumblr Comp #1 0
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#5 - evilkingganon (01/09/2016) [-]
She can get help in various calibers ranging from .22 to .50.
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#14 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
edgy
#15 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on (untitled) +3
#1 - kin tag moose moosekin? with memories of…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Probably was born in... +2
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#2 - lindypop (01/09/2016) [-]
it's hard out there for a moose...lol
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#3 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
no it's hard out there for a moose-person thing, apparently

actual moose probably don't have to apologize to an internet man who banana'd his own asshole for their memories of hell I'd bet

actual moose just kinda chill and eat moss or whatever
#6 - swbite (01/09/2016) [-]
#2 - "squirrelkin" literally explains everything…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Tumblr Comp #1 +5
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#3 - lindypop (01/09/2016) [-]
She is hilarious..just maybe not intentionally
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#4 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
hilarious
but also in dire need of help
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#5 - evilkingganon (01/09/2016) [-]
She can get help in various calibers ranging from .22 to .50.
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#14 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
edgy
#4 - cause twerkin' dat ass is unisex 01/09/2016 on Skeletors workout 0
#4 - Not entirely redundant it's purpose is ofcourse to price-jack  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Redundant delivery system +1
#5 - ninivr (01/09/2016) [-]
Fair point
#6 - the pervert in me was hoping for some savage sexual abuse … 01/09/2016 on The Punisher : UiDBiW Pt 6 0
#10 - I've heard Koalas are ******** retarded even by animal …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on This need to be edited into... 0
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#11 - angelious (01/09/2016) [-]
they really are

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#54 - It's a fetish One that's popular with straight men, possib… 01/09/2016 on A real unpopular opinion -1
#4 - Doesnt seem to have been a difficult choice for her to throw w… 01/09/2016 on what Mutti is thinking... 0
#1 - bill plympton man my 6 yearold self revered him as a … 01/09/2016 on meneahater 0
#4 - haha what even my nokia 1110 can do 2016 what kin…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on not meant to last 0
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#5 - ILIEKPEPSEE (01/09/2016) [-]
either the manufacturers underestimating how long they'd last in some people's hands, or a scheme to force upgrades. Pretty soon mobile phones will be built to last a fucking month or 2.
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#6 - captainprincess (01/09/2016) [-]
probably the latter
#11 - No no this is a popular opinion, doofus 01/09/2016 on But just how unpopular? 0
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#465 to #464 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Paljasta minulle salaisuutesi.
#469 to #468 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Mistäpäin oot?
User avatar #476 to #475 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
halutte jotain vai
#477 to #476 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
Yritin olla sosiaalinen mutta kaikille se ei vissiin sovi.
#478 to #477 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
sosiallinen
keskiyöllä
funnyjunkissa


no hyvin tehty
#479 to #478 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Onnistuu muiltakin.
#481 to #480 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
En jaksa uskoa että kukaan käyttäis Funnyjankkia sisällön selaamiseenkaan koska taso on mitä on.
#446 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Hit the reply limit.

If your boss made you get a sick note anyway after the company stopped requiring it and they were billed, then that would be on his neck not yours. But I'm not interested in individual situations, I'm interested in the whole. Say there are a few hundred people working for the company in question. Prior to the company dropping the sick not policy, 100% of them would go to the doctor to get a note when they stay home from work - a requirement. But if it were no longer required, while some or even many of them still would go to the doctor, it's highly unlikely that all of them would keep going. It's common knowledge that there is no cure for the common cold, and many people don't go to the doctor for it for that reason. Is it possible that each and every employee would be in some weird personal position where they still decide to go to the doctor's office once it isn't required? Sure, in all the many universes there are some where that happens. But is it likely? Hell the **** no.

And yes, it is wasted time if they just have a cold, because there is literally nothing the doctor can do for them. It's the doctor's job to treat them but that doesn't mean jack when there isn't a treatment. In this case the doctor loses time, the patient gains nothing, and other patients are potentially exposed to a virus.
User avatar #447 to #446 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
Diagnoses isnt a treatment
yet it's crucially important to make for a treatment

how do you get a diagnoses
with an examination

examinations are a doctor doing their job, not wasting time
#448 to #447 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Anyone can diagnose a common cold. Have you ever had blood drawn to test for rhinovirus? No, because the symptoms are obvious, known to everyone, and by the time the test was over it would be gone.
#449 to #448 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
And anyone could mis-diagnose a serious illness as a cold
#450 to #449 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
So would the doctor unless you're missing something really obvious. If you go to the doctor with cold symptoms, they will send you home and tell you to come back if it gets worse or new symptoms appear. As long as you aren't retarded enough to miss something obvious like a rash or black phlegm, you have the same exact ability to diagnose or misdiagnose a cold as a doctor.
User avatar #451 to #450 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
better chance of him knowing than me
He's got medical training
#452 to #451 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Not by much. A doctor can't magically differentiate one set of cold-like symptoms from another, and if you're a human living on the planet earth, you probably have close to as much experience with colds as them. But feel free to go in and demand a blood test next time you have the sniffles, no skin off my back. All I'm saying is that plenty of people won't do that if they aren't required to, and likely for the greater good.
User avatar #453 to #452 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
They might do
Certainly got a better shot at it than I do
I dont know, Im not a doctor
User avatar #435 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
You're a fgt right?
User avatar #436 to #435 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
thats one name for it, sure
User avatar #437 to #436 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Wow just read you got billed for it. Sorry about that.
User avatar #440 to #439 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh
yeah

but thats the past and teenagers are awful people
so yknow
User avatar #441 to #440 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Ye and I assume Finns aren't the most accepting when it comes to this stuff
User avatar #442 to #441 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
I dont know
they're pretty decent about it
I did my schooling in the UK where you're lucky if you dont get assaulted every other day over it
User avatar #443 to #442 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Well that sucks...
User avatar #444 to #443 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
It does but that's life
gotta stand up and get on with it
#431 - anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-]
I've seen your art. Now that I now you are exceptional at drawing I must have you mention me.

NOTICE THIS
User avatar #429 - alfonshister (11/14/2015) [-]
bruh, need some ideas for a comic?
User avatar #430 to #429 - captainprincess (11/14/2015) [-]
Yes but Im not looking for any
User avatar #434 to #430 - alfonshister (11/15/2015) [-]
I see.
Well, thanks for the quick reply!
User avatar #427 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#418 to #417 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
literally happened to me at school
That and a good few beatings
#419 to #418 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
Sorry to hear it, bubs.


thats why I waited until after highschool
#420 to #419 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
Yeah
I didn't really get to wait, myself
Got busted in the act and outed

Took it like a champ though
Got beat up but I gave as good as I got
...some times
#421 to #420 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
"Got busted in the act"



Have you got a story to tell me?
User avatar #422 to #421 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
I kissed a boy
Someone saw

nothing special really
#423 to #422 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
awww, I was hoping for something a little more spicy.



First time I got caught it was by my grandma but she had severe dementia so no one believed her.
User avatar #424 to #423 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
well I mean
How spicy are a pair of 15 yearolds liable to get, really

I mean it was on school grounds so that was kind of tense

But the dude didn't even come to school after we got caught
I'm thinking he told his folks and got immediately shuffled away witness protection style
#413 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
also yfw
User avatar #414 to #413 - captainprincess (10/07/2015) [-]
You know Im not going to **** you right
#415 to #414 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Well gosh, then this whole thing was a waste. What else did you think I was trying to accomplish.
User avatar #416 to #415 - captainprincess (10/07/2015) [-]
Goodness knows
#412 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
yfw
#411 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
yfw
User avatar #408 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
I think he a troll.
User avatar #409 to #408 - captainprincess (10/03/2015) [-]
Eh
maybe

But Im on FJ
What's he going to do, waste my time?
#410 to #409 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Good point
User avatar #404 - priestoftheoldones (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #406 to #405 - priestoftheoldones (09/30/2015) [-]
You got so many red thumbs on my content.
User avatar #407 to #406 - captainprincess (09/30/2015) [-]
eh
thumbs are nothing to me
User avatar #398 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Hi
User avatar #399 to #398 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
yes hello
User avatar #400 to #399 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #401 to #400 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
Just ate and scratched my balls
safe to say I'm peachy
User avatar #402 to #401 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
heh. alright.
User avatar #403 to #402 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
man of simple pleasures
#394 - yiffcario (09/23/2015) [-]
"Smite, Warframe, TF2"
You have a thing for free games.
User avatar #395 to #394 - captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-]
Actually

I've spent a good deal of money in warframe, more than enough to supercede a retail price
I bought the ultimate godpack in smite, which is effectively buying the game instead of playing the free grind route
and I got tf2 from the orange box

So no, not really
I have a slight distrust for free to plays actually
They tend to screw you over in subtle ways
#396 to #395 - yiffcario (09/23/2015) [-]
I refuse to spend money on free games. Which annoys me in TF2 because I have crates I want to give to people who actually want them but can't since I need to spend some amount of money to access that feature.
User avatar #397 to #396 - captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-]
I tell ymself I'm the same
but ultimately, if I'm willing to buy a game, I'm willing to pay into a free game to bypass atleast some of the skinnerbox grinding

The basic equation is that I'm willing to throw money out and take entertainment back in, and I have to actually admit it to myself
User avatar #386 - cubanwhiteman (08/27/2015) [-]
Are you in the cellulites?
User avatar #387 to #386 - captainprincess (08/27/2015) [-]
the what
User avatar #388 to #387 - cubanwhiteman (08/28/2015) [-]
Nevermind, you left a comment yesterday on some post that people in that group usually say.
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