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| Interests: | 420 b0ss, WH40k, choas, ponyfaggotry, faggotry in general, philosophy |
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| #8 - Not anymore it ain't [+] (7 new replies) | 06/27/2015 on #shotsfired | +23 |
 I'm not a big person for racism... But god damn this is fucking catchy  No, not fuck feminists. Fuck the few retards that are ruining it for the women out their that are for equal rights, who are feminists. Do not call the ones fucking shit up feminists they are simply just fuck knuckles #27 -
ohhh (06/27/2015) [-]  Yes I suppose that the majority are nuts. I was really just being hopeful. It saddens me that they shat all over the name and fucked shit up. | ||
| #4 - That's not a quote from him tho [+] (2 new replies) | 06/27/2015 on Bill Murray quotes | -1 |
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| #19 - ***** you on funnyjunk autismo levels off the chart… | 06/27/2015 on Sprites | +11 |
| #10 - Muscle | 06/27/2015 on Upgrade 2 | +1 |
| #23 - If laughing destroys your sexual energy then you're a bad lay [+] (6 new replies) | 06/27/2015 on Tumblr Fucks Up | 0 |
 But it wasn't funny it was goofy. Theres a difference. yourlogicalfallacyis.com/no-true-scotsman idgaf about your little arguments and fallacies If comedy and laughter ruins your sexual tension you are a bad lay and get the fuck off my bed because I ain't tapping no srs sam grouchy grump motherfucker have a laugh or go home blueballed Why do you want there to be so much laughter when you are having sex? Were you raped by a clown? Well laughter is pretty indicative that someone's having a good time, having fun And the idea that my sexual partner is having a good, fun time is pretty sexy to me "I can't get hard unless live at the apollo is on the tele" - u | ||
| #190 - I've never seen or heard of this peace flag I've only ever… | 06/27/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #20 - I got you were But fingers crossed that in time I'll … | 06/26/2015 on Bronies and Anti-Bronies | 0 |
| #18 - I LIVE IN THE CITY THATS AN INSTANT COCKTAIL FOR PERPETUAL… [+] (2 new replies) | 06/26/2015 on Bronies and Anti-Bronies | 0 |
| I got you were But fingers crossed that in time I'll have access to a good supply of the giggles He has a wife tho so he's gotta keep the kush kush hush hush | ||
| #16 - For such a natural plant it sure is picky about it's environs [+] (4 new replies) | 06/26/2015 on Bronies and Anti-Bronies | 0 |
| I LIVE IN THE CITY THATS AN INSTANT COCKTAIL FOR PERPETUAL PARANOIA If I moved out to the country, and magically stopped hating the fucking country, I'd definitely give that a shot my dad has a little greenhouse and everything yes that means what you think it means but sativa grows so damn slow I got you were But fingers crossed that in time I'll have access to a good supply of the giggles He has a wife tho so he's gotta keep the kush kush hush hush | ||
| #12 - Well I mean, yeah But I'd never ask it of someone else a… | 06/26/2015 on Do it 5 him | 0 |
| #34 - Uh huh | 06/26/2015 on I don't know how this post... | -1 |
| #5 - What I say methinks a lot of the time, especially in perso… | 06/26/2015 on Religion | 0 |
| #14 - Problem is sativa is ************** to be found her… [+] (6 new replies) | 06/26/2015 on Bronies and Anti-Bronies | 0 |
| For such a natural plant it sure is picky about it's environs I LIVE IN THE CITY THATS AN INSTANT COCKTAIL FOR PERPETUAL PARANOIA If I moved out to the country, and magically stopped hating the fucking country, I'd definitely give that a shot my dad has a little greenhouse and everything yes that means what you think it means but sativa grows so damn slow I got you were But fingers crossed that in time I'll have access to a good supply of the giggles He has a wife tho so he's gotta keep the kush kush hush hush | ||
| #12 - I'm not particularly depressed, just unmotivated and frustrate… [+] (8 new replies) | 06/26/2015 on Bronies and Anti-Bronies | 0 |
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captainprincess (06/26/2015) [-]  sativa is nofuckingwhere to be found here in n.europe Shit does NOT enjoy our climate and doesn't grow well enough to be as profitable So it's like a fuckin rare candy For such a natural plant it sure is picky about it's environs I LIVE IN THE CITY THATS AN INSTANT COCKTAIL FOR PERPETUAL PARANOIA If I moved out to the country, and magically stopped hating the fucking country, I'd definitely give that a shot my dad has a little greenhouse and everything yes that means what you think it means but sativa grows so damn slow I got you were But fingers crossed that in time I'll have access to a good supply of the giggles He has a wife tho so he's gotta keep the kush kush hush hush | ||
| #10 - and by three weeks I mean I didn't check the clock that day … | 06/26/2015 on Bronies and Anti-Bronies | 0 |
| #9 - Not me the last time I had indica I spent three weeks conv… [+] (10 new replies) | 06/26/2015 on Bronies and Anti-Bronies | 0 |
| I'm not particularly depressed, just unmotivated and frustrated as a result so I'm pretty picky about exclusively avoiding anything that would mellow me out too much I don't need to mellow I need to find the drive to do the things I want to in the meantime I got the happy high to remind me what joy feels like #14 -
captainprincess (06/26/2015) [-] sativa is nofuckingwhere to be found here in n.europe Shit does NOT enjoy our climate and doesn't grow well enough to be as profitable So it's like a fuckin rare candy For such a natural plant it sure is picky about it's environs I LIVE IN THE CITY THATS AN INSTANT COCKTAIL FOR PERPETUAL PARANOIA If I moved out to the country, and magically stopped hating the fucking country, I'd definitely give that a shot my dad has a little greenhouse and everything yes that means what you think it means but sativa grows so damn slow I got you were But fingers crossed that in time I'll have access to a good supply of the giggles He has a wife tho so he's gotta keep the kush kush hush hush | ||
| #32 - No I think I'm gonna continue to strive for betterment if … | 06/26/2015 on Evil policeman | 0 |
| #7 - huh not the kinda weed I've ever smoked mfw it hits [+] (13 new replies) | 06/26/2015 on Bronies and Anti-Bronies | 0 |
| and by three weeks I mean I didn't check the clock that day it was probably 10 minutes at most Not me the last time I had indica I spent three weeks convinved I was going to have a heart attack No thanks that shit is boring at best imo I'm not particularly depressed, just unmotivated and frustrated as a result so I'm pretty picky about exclusively avoiding anything that would mellow me out too much I don't need to mellow I need to find the drive to do the things I want to in the meantime I got the happy high to remind me what joy feels like #14 -
captainprincess (06/26/2015) [-] sativa is nofuckingwhere to be found here in n.europe Shit does NOT enjoy our climate and doesn't grow well enough to be as profitable So it's like a fuckin rare candy For such a natural plant it sure is picky about it's environs I LIVE IN THE CITY THATS AN INSTANT COCKTAIL FOR PERPETUAL PARANOIA If I moved out to the country, and magically stopped hating the fucking country, I'd definitely give that a shot my dad has a little greenhouse and everything yes that means what you think it means but sativa grows so damn slow I got you were But fingers crossed that in time I'll have access to a good supply of the giggles He has a wife tho so he's gotta keep the kush kush hush hush | ||
| #32 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 06/26/2015 on Yes, 12 please. | 0 |
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| #8 - Yes you do You don't want some faggot, no matter how much … | 06/26/2015 on ;_; | -1 |
| #28 - But at the very least we could try to strive in ways for the i… [+] (2 new replies) | 06/26/2015 on Evil policeman | 0 |
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millennial (06/26/2015) [-]  I don't care how many people are killed and thrown up as martyrs by self-indulged gluttons for attention, a reform is not really needed. Yeah, people die. Tough shit. I'll die someday. You'll die someday. The people reading these comments will die someday. The cops will die someday. The criminals will die someday. The Earth will die someday. The galaxy will die someday. Even time and space will someday come to an end. That's the nature of things. Death. Yes, it sucks some people who were innocent are killed due to police brutality. It's gonna happen and the media will milk it dry until you believe every officer in blue is a man out to rape 12 year old girls and bash the brains of a 8 year african child in. I'm not worried about. I'll never be worried about it. Shit as far as I could care my life could end as soon as I finish this 40. Anyways, point is, my friend, it's not that bad. You're gonna hear stories of death and violence because we live in a world of death and violence and right now we're as close to a Utopia as we will ever get. There's not point in shooting for the stars, you'll barely make it out of the atmosphere and then, at best, die a painful death in the blackness of space; assuming the lack of ozone doesn't fuck you up first. Live your life and ignore the tragedy. It's always going to be there. You can't do anything about it and neither can I. Accept your fate, live it out, die as happily as you can my friend. No I think I'm gonna continue to strive for betterment if and when I can | ||
| #26 - Except to save himself y'know but self preservation isn't … | 06/26/2015 on This is why you need guns... | +2 |
| #25 - Picture | 06/26/2015 on This is why you need guns... | +5 |
| #8 - I was expecting some between-lane obstruction to slice his arm off | 06/26/2015 on Don't be salt and drive | +7 |
| #26 - Yeahbut they shouldn't be or else why are they cops [+] (4 new replies) | 06/26/2015 on Evil policeman | +1 |
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millennial (06/26/2015) [-]  Unfortunately, we live in reality and not a utopia. Shit's gonna happen, and when shit happens people will be mad. My dad was a cop, I went to bed every night not knowing if he'd come home that night. I also went to bed knowing people's lives were in his hands and one slip up, one bad call on his part, could end one of those lives. Life is no fairy tail where the people whose job to be Just are morally peaked. They're gonna fuck up. We're gonna fuck up. Everybody is gonna fuck up. We're fucking humans for Christ's sake. That is life. All of this media obsession with the bad apples is draining the life of the tree and turning it into a Cadaver; a husk shadowed by the bad with little light reaching the good. Fuck man I'm drunk. Point is shits not gonna have a happy ending at the end of the day. Cop'll kill someone, that someone's parents will cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war, the media will rub their cocks on the story, and a week later after they suck the story dry we'll get a new person we're supposed to turn into a martyr. but goddamn there's never enough alcohol, my friend. But at the very least we could try to strive in ways for the ideal world Like not just rolling over and accepting the law enforcement i.e the men and women in a position of power and authority over the rest of us to be the same as us. Even if we have to accept that it's the case we don't have to think that it's how things should be. Shoot for the stars. Even if you never make it, you could hit the moon. #31 -
millennial (06/26/2015) [-] I don't care how many people are killed and thrown up as martyrs by self-indulged gluttons for attention, a reform is not really needed. Yeah, people die. Tough shit. I'll die someday. You'll die someday. The people reading these comments will die someday. The cops will die someday. The criminals will die someday. The Earth will die someday. The galaxy will die someday. Even time and space will someday come to an end. That's the nature of things. Death. Yes, it sucks some people who were innocent are killed due to police brutality. It's gonna happen and the media will milk it dry until you believe every officer in blue is a man out to rape 12 year old girls and bash the brains of a 8 year african child in. I'm not worried about. I'll never be worried about it. Shit as far as I could care my life could end as soon as I finish this 40. Anyways, point is, my friend, it's not that bad. You're gonna hear stories of death and violence because we live in a world of death and violence and right now we're as close to a Utopia as we will ever get. There's not point in shooting for the stars, you'll barely make it out of the atmosphere and then, at best, die a painful death in the blackness of space; assuming the lack of ozone doesn't fuck you up first. Live your life and ignore the tragedy. It's always going to be there. You can't do anything about it and neither can I. Accept your fate, live it out, die as happily as you can my friend. No I think I'm gonna continue to strive for betterment if and when I can | ||
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captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-] sosiallinen
keskiyöllä
funnyjunkissa
no hyvin tehty
keskiyöllä
funnyjunkissa
no hyvin tehty
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mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Hit the reply limit.
If your boss made you get a sick note anyway after the company stopped requiring it and they were billed, then that would be on his neck not yours. But I'm not interested in individual situations, I'm interested in the whole. Say there are a few hundred people working for the company in question. Prior to the company dropping the sick not policy, 100% of them would go to the doctor to get a note when they stay home from work - a requirement. But if it were no longer required, while some or even many of them still would go to the doctor, it's highly unlikely that all of them would keep going. It's common knowledge that there is no cure for the common cold, and many people don't go to the doctor for it for that reason. Is it possible that each and every employee would be in some weird personal position where they still decide to go to the doctor's office once it isn't required? Sure, in all the many universes there are some where that happens. But is it likely? Hell the **** no.
And yes, it is wasted time if they just have a cold, because there is literally nothing the doctor can do for them. It's the doctor's job to treat them but that doesn't mean jack when there isn't a treatment. In this case the doctor loses time, the patient gains nothing, and other patients are potentially exposed to a virus.
If your boss made you get a sick note anyway after the company stopped requiring it and they were billed, then that would be on his neck not yours. But I'm not interested in individual situations, I'm interested in the whole. Say there are a few hundred people working for the company in question. Prior to the company dropping the sick not policy, 100% of them would go to the doctor to get a note when they stay home from work - a requirement. But if it were no longer required, while some or even many of them still would go to the doctor, it's highly unlikely that all of them would keep going. It's common knowledge that there is no cure for the common cold, and many people don't go to the doctor for it for that reason. Is it possible that each and every employee would be in some weird personal position where they still decide to go to the doctor's office once it isn't required? Sure, in all the many universes there are some where that happens. But is it likely? Hell the **** no.
And yes, it is wasted time if they just have a cold, because there is literally nothing the doctor can do for them. It's the doctor's job to treat them but that doesn't mean jack when there isn't a treatment. In this case the doctor loses time, the patient gains nothing, and other patients are potentially exposed to a virus.
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captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-] Diagnoses isnt a treatment
yet it's crucially important to make for a treatment
how do you get a diagnoses
with an examination
examinations are a doctor doing their job, not wasting time
yet it's crucially important to make for a treatment
how do you get a diagnoses
with an examination
examinations are a doctor doing their job, not wasting time
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mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Anyone can diagnose a common cold. Have you ever had blood drawn to test for rhinovirus? No, because the symptoms are obvious, known to everyone, and by the time the test was over it would be gone.
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captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-] And anyone could mis-diagnose a serious illness as a cold
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mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
So would the doctor unless you're missing something really obvious. If you go to the doctor with cold symptoms, they will send you home and tell you to come back if it gets worse or new symptoms appear. As long as you aren't retarded enough to miss something obvious like a rash or black phlegm, you have the same exact ability to diagnose or misdiagnose a cold as a doctor.
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captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-] better chance of him knowing than me
He's got medical training
He's got medical training
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mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Not by much. A doctor can't magically differentiate one set of cold-like symptoms from another, and if you're a human living on the planet earth, you probably have close to as much experience with colds as them. But feel free to go in and demand a blood test next time you have the sniffles, no skin off my back. All I'm saying is that plenty of people won't do that if they aren't required to, and likely for the greater good.
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captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-] They might do
Certainly got a better shot at it than I do
I dont know, Im not a doctor
Certainly got a better shot at it than I do
I dont know, Im not a doctor
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cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-] Wow just read you got billed for it. Sorry about that.
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captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-] Oh
yeah
but thats the past and teenagers are awful people
so yknow
yeah
but thats the past and teenagers are awful people
so yknow
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cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-] Ye and I assume Finns aren't the most accepting when it comes to this stuff
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captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-] I dont know
they're pretty decent about it
I did my schooling in the UK where you're lucky if you dont get assaulted every other day over it
they're pretty decent about it
I did my schooling in the UK where you're lucky if you dont get assaulted every other day over it
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captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-] It does but that's life
gotta stand up and get on with it
gotta stand up and get on with it
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anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-] I've seen your art. Now that I now you are exceptional at drawing I must have you mention me.
NOTICE THIS
NOTICE THIS
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captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-] literally happened to me at school
That and a good few beatings
That and a good few beatings
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captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-] Yeah
I didn't really get to wait, myself
Got busted in the act and outed
Took it like a champ though
Got beat up but I gave as good as I got
...some times
I didn't really get to wait, myself
Got busted in the act and outed
Took it like a champ though
Got beat up but I gave as good as I got
...some times
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captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-] well I mean
How spicy are a pair of 15 yearolds liable to get, really
I mean it was on school grounds so that was kind of tense
But the dude didn't even come to school after we got caught
I'm thinking he told his folks and got immediately shuffled away witness protection style
How spicy are a pair of 15 yearolds liable to get, really
I mean it was on school grounds so that was kind of tense
But the dude didn't even come to school after we got caught
I'm thinking he told his folks and got immediately shuffled away witness protection style
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lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-] Well gosh, then this whole thing was a waste. What else did you think I was trying to accomplish.
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captainprincess (10/03/2015) [-] Eh
maybe
But Im on FJ
What's he going to do, waste my time?
maybe
But Im on FJ
What's he going to do, waste my time?
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captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-] Just ate and scratched my balls
safe to say I'm peachy
safe to say I'm peachy
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captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-] Actually
I've spent a good deal of money in warframe, more than enough to supercede a retail price
I bought the ultimate godpack in smite, which is effectively buying the game instead of playing the free grind route
and I got tf2 from the orange box
So no, not really
I have a slight distrust for free to plays actually
They tend to screw you over in subtle ways
I've spent a good deal of money in warframe, more than enough to supercede a retail price
I bought the ultimate godpack in smite, which is effectively buying the game instead of playing the free grind route
and I got tf2 from the orange box
So no, not really
I have a slight distrust for free to plays actually
They tend to screw you over in subtle ways
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captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-] I tell ymself I'm the same
but ultimately, if I'm willing to buy a game, I'm willing to pay into a free game to bypass atleast some of the skinnerbox grinding
The basic equation is that I'm willing to throw money out and take entertainment back in, and I have to actually admit it to myself
but ultimately, if I'm willing to buy a game, I'm willing to pay into a free game to bypass atleast some of the skinnerbox grinding
The basic equation is that I'm willing to throw money out and take entertainment back in, and I have to actually admit it to myself
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cubanwhiteman (08/28/2015) [-] Nevermind, you left a comment yesterday on some post that people in that group usually say.
