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captainprincess

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Gender: male
Age: 24
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Youtube Channel: TheLemonGrenade
Steam Profile: CaptainPrincess
Consoles Owned: a 9 yearold piece of shit PC
Video Games Played: Vermintide, dawngate, smite, warframe, dawn of war, tf2, risk of rain, space engineers, guns of icarus
X-box Gamertag: GrimReaper2005 (I am not kidding
PSN: klungefat I think I cant remembe
Interests: 420 b0ss, WH40k, choas, ponyfaggotry, faggotry in general, philosophy
Date Signed Up:3/21/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:The Formless Wastes
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#88 - I liked the pod racing part I only lament it was completel… 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... +1
#62 - ye-yes it is 01/07/2016 on Whos The Best? +1
#33 - putong putong doki doki 01/07/2016 on Tamen De Gushi part 40 +2
#5 - Never heard of Brick and I didn't take to Breaking Babies much  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Welp 506 days fuckbois 0
#60 - that... sounds kinda rapey  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Whos The Best? 0
#61 - blueboysixnine (01/07/2016) [-]
#62 - captainprincess (01/07/2016) [-]
ye-yes it is
#4 - says you I love drinking alone 01/07/2016 on Gratz on the win 0
#30 - If you were a force-user you might be able to meditat… 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit +15
#17 - Not just checking out but shelling out guy is directl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Based crabman +27
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#39 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
and that's OK
#16 - Hats off to that guy directly supports his fans 01/06/2016 on Based crabman +4
#29 - Candyfloss isn't healthy for racoons anyway being … 01/06/2016 on oh no +7
#20 - Top left doesn't seem to be very concerned  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Whos The Best? 0
#56 - blueboysixnine (01/07/2016) [-]
She has autism and doesn't know whats going on
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#60 - captainprincess (01/07/2016) [-]
that...

sounds kinda rapey
#61 - blueboysixnine (01/07/2016) [-]
#62 - captainprincess (01/07/2016) [-]
ye-yes it is
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#31 - trollmobile (01/07/2016) [-]
probably because he's not really touching anything.
#31 - Or maybe Islam isn't a place I might not be as smart as I think  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on First Cringe of 2016 +16
#126 - fiercebannana (01/07/2016) [-]
It's also clearly sarcasm by a fucking obvious troll twitter account. twitter.com/umakompton
#30 - Misspellings are literally the only thing wrong with this one …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on First Cringe of 2016 -7
#125 - fiercebannana (01/07/2016) [-]
It's also clearly sarcasm by a fucking obvious troll twitter account. twitter.com/umakompton
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#31 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
Or maybe Islam isn't a place
I might not be as smart as I think
#126 - fiercebannana (01/07/2016) [-]
It's also clearly sarcasm by a fucking obvious troll twitter account. twitter.com/umakompton
#15 - Autismus is also comfy 01/06/2016 on Dakimakuras +2
#2 - From what I heard Tesla was actually very upset that he got no… 01/06/2016 on This is what a humanitarian... +1
#4 - workin on it 01/06/2016 on wat 0
#2 - Picture 01/06/2016 on come to the dark side +3
#76 - The waifu age pulls us ever further from god and spee…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 3/9 +39
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#147 - bigbrostrider (01/07/2016) [-]
mutha

fuckin'

poetry.
#121 - djmaryhikineet (01/07/2016) [-]
well yeah god is dead is why stay near the corpse
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#100 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
if finding happiness and getting laid mean there is no god, well, praise be to odin, but imma bang me a monster girl
#81 - daix (01/06/2016) [-]
Not fast enough
#122 - djmaryhikineet (01/07/2016) [-]
#136 - lmrml (01/07/2016) [-]
psst sauce?
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#137 - djmaryhikineet (01/07/2016) [-]
I uploaded it so just go to my profile
#138 - lmrml (01/07/2016) [-]
thank
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#139 - djmaryhikineet (01/07/2016) [-]
np
#96 - Ive had them they taste no different and theyre a… 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 2/9 0
#94 - I mean they are the originals I think the orange ones are …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 2/9 0
#95 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/06/2016) [-]
I cant really say anything else to that other that it is your opinion. I would actually be interested in if it tastes any different. When not covered in pussy juices ofc
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#96 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
Ive had them
they taste no different

and theyre actually purple
#92 - Probably for the same reason like 90+% of carrots grown in the…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 2/9 0
#93 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/06/2016) [-]
Actually, I have heard that black carrots are quite more potent in nutritional levels.
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#94 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
I mean they are the originals I think
the orange ones are a mutation for a dutch king ages ago

but still
nobody wants them
#95 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/06/2016) [-]
I cant really say anything else to that other that it is your opinion. I would actually be interested in if it tastes any different. When not covered in pussy juices ofc
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#96 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
Ive had them
they taste no different

and theyre actually purple
#74 - but that doesnt say it's not you though theres the tie guy… 01/06/2016 on Carrot and Pepper Ep. 8 0
#73 - becuase who in their right mind turns down an opportunity to b… 01/06/2016 on Carrot and Pepper Ep. 8 +8
#90 - but who grows those in an orange batch  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 2/9 +4
#91 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/06/2016) [-]
Why not?
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#92 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
Probably for the same reason like 90+% of carrots grown in the world are orange now

fuckin nobody wants black carrots
#93 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/06/2016) [-]
Actually, I have heard that black carrots are quite more potent in nutritional levels.
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#94 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
I mean they are the originals I think
the orange ones are a mutation for a dutch king ages ago

but still
nobody wants them
#95 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/06/2016) [-]
I cant really say anything else to that other that it is your opinion. I would actually be interested in if it tastes any different. When not covered in pussy juices ofc
User avatar
#96 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
Ive had them
they taste no different

and theyre actually purple
#4 - well until you go to certain places in the world  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Skin colours +1
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#5 - thetellerofstories (01/06/2016) [-]
I know, im never going back to missouri again

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#465 to #464 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Paljasta minulle salaisuutesi.
#469 to #468 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Mistäpäin oot?
User avatar #476 to #475 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
halutte jotain vai
#477 to #476 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
Yritin olla sosiaalinen mutta kaikille se ei vissiin sovi.
#478 to #477 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
sosiallinen
keskiyöllä
funnyjunkissa


no hyvin tehty
#479 to #478 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
Onnistuu muiltakin.
#481 to #480 - kaitora (01/08/2016) [-]
En jaksa uskoa että kukaan käyttäis Funnyjankkia sisällön selaamiseenkaan koska taso on mitä on.
#446 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Hit the reply limit.

If your boss made you get a sick note anyway after the company stopped requiring it and they were billed, then that would be on his neck not yours. But I'm not interested in individual situations, I'm interested in the whole. Say there are a few hundred people working for the company in question. Prior to the company dropping the sick not policy, 100% of them would go to the doctor to get a note when they stay home from work - a requirement. But if it were no longer required, while some or even many of them still would go to the doctor, it's highly unlikely that all of them would keep going. It's common knowledge that there is no cure for the common cold, and many people don't go to the doctor for it for that reason. Is it possible that each and every employee would be in some weird personal position where they still decide to go to the doctor's office once it isn't required? Sure, in all the many universes there are some where that happens. But is it likely? Hell the **** no.

And yes, it is wasted time if they just have a cold, because there is literally nothing the doctor can do for them. It's the doctor's job to treat them but that doesn't mean jack when there isn't a treatment. In this case the doctor loses time, the patient gains nothing, and other patients are potentially exposed to a virus.
User avatar #447 to #446 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
Diagnoses isnt a treatment
yet it's crucially important to make for a treatment

how do you get a diagnoses
with an examination

examinations are a doctor doing their job, not wasting time
#448 to #447 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Anyone can diagnose a common cold. Have you ever had blood drawn to test for rhinovirus? No, because the symptoms are obvious, known to everyone, and by the time the test was over it would be gone.
#449 to #448 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
And anyone could mis-diagnose a serious illness as a cold
#450 to #449 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
So would the doctor unless you're missing something really obvious. If you go to the doctor with cold symptoms, they will send you home and tell you to come back if it gets worse or new symptoms appear. As long as you aren't retarded enough to miss something obvious like a rash or black phlegm, you have the same exact ability to diagnose or misdiagnose a cold as a doctor.
User avatar #451 to #450 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
better chance of him knowing than me
He's got medical training
#452 to #451 - mayoroftownsville (01/01/2016) [-]
Not by much. A doctor can't magically differentiate one set of cold-like symptoms from another, and if you're a human living on the planet earth, you probably have close to as much experience with colds as them. But feel free to go in and demand a blood test next time you have the sniffles, no skin off my back. All I'm saying is that plenty of people won't do that if they aren't required to, and likely for the greater good.
User avatar #453 to #452 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
They might do
Certainly got a better shot at it than I do
I dont know, Im not a doctor
User avatar #435 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
You're a fgt right?
User avatar #436 to #435 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
thats one name for it, sure
User avatar #437 to #436 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Wow just read you got billed for it. Sorry about that.
User avatar #440 to #439 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh
yeah

but thats the past and teenagers are awful people
so yknow
User avatar #441 to #440 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Ye and I assume Finns aren't the most accepting when it comes to this stuff
User avatar #442 to #441 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
I dont know
they're pretty decent about it
I did my schooling in the UK where you're lucky if you dont get assaulted every other day over it
User avatar #443 to #442 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2015) [-]
Well that sucks...
User avatar #444 to #443 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
It does but that's life
gotta stand up and get on with it
#431 - anonymousbrony (11/15/2015) [-]
I've seen your art. Now that I now you are exceptional at drawing I must have you mention me.

NOTICE THIS
User avatar #429 - alfonshister (11/14/2015) [-]
bruh, need some ideas for a comic?
User avatar #430 to #429 - captainprincess (11/14/2015) [-]
Yes but Im not looking for any
User avatar #434 to #430 - alfonshister (11/15/2015) [-]
I see.
Well, thanks for the quick reply!
User avatar #427 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#418 to #417 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
literally happened to me at school
That and a good few beatings
#419 to #418 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
Sorry to hear it, bubs.


thats why I waited until after highschool
#420 to #419 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
Yeah
I didn't really get to wait, myself
Got busted in the act and outed

Took it like a champ though
Got beat up but I gave as good as I got
...some times
#421 to #420 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
"Got busted in the act"



Have you got a story to tell me?
User avatar #422 to #421 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
I kissed a boy
Someone saw

nothing special really
#423 to #422 - Zaxplab (10/11/2015) [-]
awww, I was hoping for something a little more spicy.



First time I got caught it was by my grandma but she had severe dementia so no one believed her.
User avatar #424 to #423 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
well I mean
How spicy are a pair of 15 yearolds liable to get, really

I mean it was on school grounds so that was kind of tense

But the dude didn't even come to school after we got caught
I'm thinking he told his folks and got immediately shuffled away witness protection style
#413 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
also yfw
User avatar #414 to #413 - captainprincess (10/07/2015) [-]
You know Im not going to **** you right
#415 to #414 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Well gosh, then this whole thing was a waste. What else did you think I was trying to accomplish.
User avatar #416 to #415 - captainprincess (10/07/2015) [-]
Goodness knows
#412 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
yfw
#411 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
yfw
User avatar #408 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
I think he a troll.
User avatar #409 to #408 - captainprincess (10/03/2015) [-]
Eh
maybe

But Im on FJ
What's he going to do, waste my time?
#410 to #409 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Good point
User avatar #404 - priestoftheoldones (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #406 to #405 - priestoftheoldones (09/30/2015) [-]
You got so many red thumbs on my content.
User avatar #407 to #406 - captainprincess (09/30/2015) [-]
eh
thumbs are nothing to me
User avatar #398 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Hi
User avatar #399 to #398 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
yes hello
User avatar #400 to #399 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #401 to #400 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
Just ate and scratched my balls
safe to say I'm peachy
User avatar #402 to #401 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
heh. alright.
User avatar #403 to #402 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
man of simple pleasures
#394 - yiffcario (09/23/2015) [-]
"Smite, Warframe, TF2"
You have a thing for free games.
User avatar #395 to #394 - captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-]
Actually

I've spent a good deal of money in warframe, more than enough to supercede a retail price
I bought the ultimate godpack in smite, which is effectively buying the game instead of playing the free grind route
and I got tf2 from the orange box

So no, not really
I have a slight distrust for free to plays actually
They tend to screw you over in subtle ways
#396 to #395 - yiffcario (09/23/2015) [-]
I refuse to spend money on free games. Which annoys me in TF2 because I have crates I want to give to people who actually want them but can't since I need to spend some amount of money to access that feature.
User avatar #397 to #396 - captainprincess (09/23/2015) [-]
I tell ymself I'm the same
but ultimately, if I'm willing to buy a game, I'm willing to pay into a free game to bypass atleast some of the skinnerbox grinding

The basic equation is that I'm willing to throw money out and take entertainment back in, and I have to actually admit it to myself
User avatar #386 - cubanwhiteman (08/27/2015) [-]
Are you in the cellulites?
User avatar #387 to #386 - captainprincess (08/27/2015) [-]
the what
User avatar #388 to #387 - cubanwhiteman (08/28/2015) [-]
Nevermind, you left a comment yesterday on some post that people in that group usually say.
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