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#104 - Aren't you just the most popular little cutie  [+] (1 new reply) 56 minutes ago on Rare historical war... 0
User avatar #105 - konradkurze (51 minutes ago) [-]
yeah hes that clinically retarded he tried to score combo hits on how many logical fallacies he could fit in every sentence
then he stopped commenting 10 days ago and has just been logging in ONLY to redthumb
#7 - Those are just his rifle kills They say he got like 150+ m…  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Rare historical war... 0
#8 - yoshinufc (39 minutes ago) [-]
Did he have fucking stat trak guns or something? Or some useless guy just following him about keeping stats on him rather than fighting..
User avatar #10 - thurah (35 minutes ago) [-]
maybe he had a spotter?
User avatar #9 - captainprincess (38 minutes ago) [-]
probably an estimate based on enemy casualties and where he was and when, mixed in with his own testimony
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User avatar #103 - konradkurze (56 minutes ago) [-]
yeah $5 says its this little spermburper troll who's been following me around since december last year
#104 - captainprincess (56 minutes ago) [-]
Aren't you just the most popular little cutie
User avatar #105 - konradkurze (51 minutes ago) [-]
yeah hes that clinically retarded he tried to score combo hits on how many logical fallacies he could fit in every sentence
then he stopped commenting 10 days ago and has just been logging in ONLY to redthumb
#99 - Not quite 2 hours ago on Rare historical war... -1
#93 - Well then  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on Rare historical war... -1
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**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
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what religion is captainprincess

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5-6 jew
7-8 bhuddist
9-0 atheist
User avatar #101 - captainprincess (1 hour ago) [-]
someone was upset with us both
User avatar #103 - konradkurze (56 minutes ago) [-]
yeah $5 says its this little spermburper troll who's been following me around since december last year
#104 - captainprincess (56 minutes ago) [-]
Aren't you just the most popular little cutie
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yeah hes that clinically retarded he tried to score combo hits on how many logical fallacies he could fit in every sentence
then he stopped commenting 10 days ago and has just been logging in ONLY to redthumb
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Not quite

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#183 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #159 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
A syllogism is the most basic form of logic, and is more or less structured like this

>A is B
>B is C
>>Therefore, C is B
User avatar #160 to #159 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
this makes no sense and serves only to confuse me
make the point without using that its not helping
User avatar #161 to #160 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
how does that make no sense, did you never take geometry in school?
User avatar #162 to #161 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
not that I can recall no
User avatar #163 to #162 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Well this is literally the simplest an argument can get. The spots marked ">" are the premises and teh spots marked ">>" are the conclusions
User avatar #164 to #163 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
nope
doesn't click

wat means
User avatar #165 to #164 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
read the premises
the premises are either true and they support the conclusion or they aren't and the conclusion is false
This is basic, BASIC logic, if you cannot understand it then I have no idea how I could ever explain anything to you without some kind of empathetic link

A is B
B is C
therefore, B is C
User avatar #166 to #165 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
You could try using words and sentences instead of algebra
as far as I know geometry is the mathematic study of 2d shapes
User avatar #169 to #166 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
And no, geometry deals with some surprisingly complex logic as well, it's needed for a lot of things. It allows you to infer certain things because based on what you know, you can predict what you don't. **** like the alternate interior angles theory and its inverse and converse interpretations
User avatar #170 to #169 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Yeah well
according to my physicist father I don't understand mathematics at all anyway so
whatever man
arithmetic is enough for me I am not mathematically inclined
User avatar #172 to #170 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm not mathematically inclined either, but logic isn't mathematics. It's thinking
User avatar #174 to #172 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
mathematics is a logical language, apparently
that's what my old man says anyway
User avatar #167 to #166 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Well it's technically calculus without number, but it's basic logical structure

All men are mortal.
Socrates is a man.
Therefore, Socrates is mortal
User avatar #168 to #167 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
right ok
but don't be using that structure when talking about the questioned definition of an ideology

especially when it has more steps than that
it's not working too well and it's just making it hard for me to tell wtf you're saying at all
User avatar #171 to #168 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
So... you'd rather read several paragraphs of **** that look at basic logic? It's basically taking the most important parts of the information I would give you otherwise and turning it into bulletpoints that give you all the information you need. Everything else just complicates matters
User avatar #173 to #171 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
No I'd rather you explained what in the actual **** you're trying to express in like, one or two sentences. Five at most, if you absolutely need to. I don't have the kind of mind that can properly decode this **** you're throwing at me man
User avatar #175 to #173 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
It's not a "no true scottsman" fallacy because by the very definition of feminists they aren't feminists. It can be summed up in one sentence, justification and explanation takes more than that.
#176 to #175 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
But they say they are
And there's far more of them than those claiming they aren't
So as far as I'm concerned they've successfully hijacked feminism and are now the ones representing what it means

abandon ship
User avatar #177 to #176 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
See, here's the thing: In my explanation back on the content, I explained why that isn't the case. The problem is you don't understand it, and it would take me a paragraph per premise and a paragraph or two to explain my conclusions without the formula I gave. It might even be longer than that, depending on how much more I'd need to explain, and I wouldn't know until I was writing a section that needs explaining.

There's a reason people can write papers on this **** .
User avatar #178 to #177 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
But it is the case. There are more "feminists" acting under the banner than there are voices ready to decry their status. If you want to call them out as not being feminists you're gonna have to gather more momentum, or alternatively you could do the begrudging admission and try to sideline them as "yeah, they're kinda ****** feminists we dont like them either"

That wouldn't even need explaining
User avatar #179 to #178 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
You're digressing
User avatar #180 to #179 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Well not really
The whole point was

Only your claims would seek to differentiate a "feminist" from an SJW, since their actions have been consistently similar. All you've done is tell me that they're not feminists but you and a few others are the only ones saying that. Meanwhile the army of whatevertheyares are calling themselves feminists, are being called feminists, so they effectively own the term now like it or not and unless you and the rest can get the word out to the world with resounding authority then your definitions argument isn't going to hold any weight, correct or not
User avatar #181 to #180 - iamkagji ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
90% of people being wrong doesn't make them right.
User avatar #182 to #181 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter
99% of people think they're right, so 99% of people are going to act as though they're right

and since, wether we like it or not, the definition of a select term is not, thanks to the evolution of language over time, empirical fact written in stone anymore, it is possible in such an instance for this to make them right

And even if it never does, it stops mattering
the people are going to behave as if they're right
so you saying they're not doesn't really do much to help anyone
User avatar #148 - imboyo (11/26/2014) [-]
Watch out for resty. He's a dick.
#149 to #148 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
Don't fret boyo
I can handle dicks
User avatar #150 to #149 - imboyo (11/26/2014) [-]
well thank you for making my day.
#151 to #150 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
I do what I can
User avatar #152 to #151 - imboyo (11/26/2014) [-]
On a side note, one of my comments made to the top ranks for the first time.
#153 to #152 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
well done   
time to celebrate
well done
time to celebrate
User avatar #154 to #153 - imboyo (11/27/2014) [-]
Update: Resty on fj is not same as resty on youtube. I repeat, fake resty is giving real one bad reputation.
User avatar #155 to #154 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Who?
#156 to #155 - imboyo (11/27/2014) [-]
remember that dick I mentioned? yeah, I figured out what's going on. resty is guy who started making videos recently, particularly a Far Cry 4 let's play. "resty" on fj is pretending to be him. resty is fine, but "resty" is is giving him a bad reputation by advertising here and by being a dick to those who do like his video. That's it.
#157 to #156 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
ok

Im sorry to inform you that at no point did I actually care. Good job on the investigation though you do good work.
User avatar #125 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
Tell me that you love me.
User avatar #126 to #125 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
Don't know if I want to

Maybe I want to hold out
tease you a little
#127 to #126 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
That's really gay. I love it.
#128 to #127 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
Enjoy the anguish
Enjoy the anguish
User avatar #129 to #128 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
My dick can only get so tense, so don't tease me too much.
#130 to #129 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
iloveyoubro
iloveyoubro
#134 to #133 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
I squab'd
User avatar #135 to #134 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
But isn't squab a one month old chicken?
User avatar #136 to #135 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
pidgeon I think
User avatar #137 to #136 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
Why would you have a pigeon pet, or eat a pigeon? Because that's what it stands for.
User avatar #138 to #137 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
MUCH rather eat it
I've got no patience for pets
User avatar #139 to #138 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
But why? It's a pigeon. Nothing good can come out of eating it. And I have 8 cats, imagine my patience.
User avatar #140 to #139 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
It's meat
meat can be tasty
that's good
User avatar #141 to #140 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
I ******* love meat but it's pigeon.
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User avatar #142 to #141 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
wuss
User avatar #145 to #142 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
1v1 me
User avatar #147 to #146 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
r u scaerd pussi?
#122 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
Answer my messages or fite mey in Netflix fgt.
User avatar #144 to #122 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
1v1 me.
User avatar #123 to #122 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
what message
User avatar #124 to #123 - folkflunky (11/24/2014) [-]
You know which message.
User avatar #117 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good morning. Have a fantastic day.
User avatar #118 to #117 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
blegh

too hungover to have a good day today
User avatar #119 to #118 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Well hope you feel better
User avatar #120 to #119 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
I'll be ok by tomorrow Im sure
User avatar #115 - katarinaismywaifu (11/12/2014) [-]
Go deepthroat a giant pile of **** you bloody cockguzzling moron.
#116 to #115 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
I'll get right on that messeri
#114 - vladhellsing (11/11/2014) [-]
Just spreading the word to not share this image on the internet. Jenny McCarthy does not support vaccines and is threatening to sue anybody sharing images like this. Keep it a secret and let everyone else know to keep it a secret as well.
User avatar #111 - shadowrated (11/07/2014) [-]
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #112 to #111 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
w00000
User avatar #113 to #112 - shadowrated (11/08/2014) [-]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #108 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #109 to #108 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
wh
uh
yea
y-you too
User avatar #110 to #109 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #69 to #68 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
what

what is this anyway
I haven't had such a gay conversation since I last talked to trapuke
#102 to #69 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Like this S-Senpai...?
#103 to #102 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
this is hard to do 1-handed
#104 to #103 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
I-I can help you Then Senpai~
#105 to #104 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
yer ****** welcome to it
#107 to #105 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Well, I am off to bed. I hope to see you their soon senpai~
#71 to #69 - khaoticonefear ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
**khaoticonefear rolled image** obviously the gayest conversation since trapuke
**khaoticonefear rolled image** obviously the gayest conversation since trapuke
User avatar #70 to #69 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
No, I am much gayer than this.
User avatar #72 to #70 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
js
I'm breaking new ground here
when I'd rather be breaking sphincters
#75 to #72 - khaoticonefear ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
oh please senpai, please break my virgin sphincter.
oh please senpai, please break my virgin sphincter.
#74 to #72 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Well, what are we waiting for then Senpai?
#76 to #74 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
you boys are going to get me arrested I swear
#79 to #76 - khaoticonefear ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
im of legal age sempai
#81 to #80 - khaoticonefear ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
is something the matter senpai?
#84 to #81 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
****** STRAWBERRIES TOO
#91 to #90 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
The **** am I gonna do with this thing
#95 to #94 - khaoticonefear ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
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#77 to #76 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Good thing I am an adult Senpai~
#78 to #77 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh I wasn't talking underaged troubles
Oh I wasn't talking underaged troubles
#82 to #78 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh Senpai, you already know you can do with my body what you please.
#83 to #82 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
You two are gonna drive me ****** cray I swear
#85 to #83 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
I can drive you crazy with more than my words, Senpai~
#87 to #85 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
I gotta bust a nut and calm down man the pressure is bordering on painful   
I just keep imagining a pair of beautiful boys giggling and laughing at my suffering and I'm just sat here with diamond in my pants now
I gotta bust a nut and calm down man the pressure is bordering on painful
I just keep imagining a pair of beautiful boys giggling and laughing at my suffering and I'm just sat here with diamond in my pants now
#89 to #87 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Don't leave us senpai...
#92 to #89 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Senpai has to release the pressure or explode
#96 to #92 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Let me help you then Senpai
#101 to #96 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
heterochromia too
****** hell
#99 to #96 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
a pretty boy to come sit on my lap would be nice
a pretty boy to come sit on my lap would be nice
#100 to #99 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
What ever Senpai desires..
#97 to #96 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
what are you planning
#98 to #97 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
What does senpai require?
User avatar #62 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
i'm fighting for rank 70 with you, funny we both got rainbow icons
User avatar #63 to #62 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
noo I fell a few places

2fabulous470
#52 - trapuke (09/30/2014) [-]
This is very true,
#54 to #53 - trapuke (09/30/2014) [-]
Don't see why you would resist.
User avatar #55 to #54 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
there are personal levels at stake
#56 to #55 - trapuke (09/30/2014) [-]
aww, you went serious.    
In the end, I am only joking around.
aww, you went serious.
In the end, I am only joking around.
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
well by personal levels I meant that there are only so many times in one day I can jack it before flesh starts to get sore
knawmsayin
#58 to #57 - trapuke (09/30/2014) [-]
Senpai has already wasted exhausted himself..
User avatar #60 to #58 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did

Think after the cold shower encounter I'd risk engaging with you before burning out?
I'm smarter than that honeybee
#61 to #60 - trapuke (09/30/2014) [-]
An "encounter" eh? I like the sounds of that..
User avatar #59 to #58 - trapuke (09/30/2014) [-]
Wastefully*
#27 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
nika haten on a nika cuz nikaz b takinn sh iet nikka warrrup
User avatar #28 to #27 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
...no?
#29 to #28 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
wat u takkin bout nika im fina buss a nut mane
User avatar #30 to #29 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
***** caynt bust a nut ifn he caynt even bust a move ***** damn
#31 to #30 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
fucc u takkin bout nikka i gots mo moves thaan micheal jjackson nika
User avatar #32 to #31 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
***** yo moves so what ***** MOLES be scared-a yo ass ***** shiiiet
#33 to #32 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
wut dis nika sayen cuzz a nika fucced up mane
User avatar #34 to #33 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
busta

straight busta
#35 to #34 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
who u callin a busta fool im bout 2 cap yo ass foo
User avatar #36 to #35 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
callin you busta ass ***** ass a busta, bitch *****
how a busta gonna bust a cap if he aint bust a nut cause he caynt bust a move

dis ***** so whack moles be scared-a him jack
#37 to #36 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
nika u tamkin too much **** y don we settlle dys in ma hood bruh get yo ass over to harlem foo
User avatar #38 to #37 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
fool ***** wants me to come to his yard
talkin **** like his ass dont stank

**** yo hood ***** shiet
Imma stay up in ma own crib sippin on ma cocktail ***** yall can bust up in yo hood if yall want to
aint no skin off my ass ***** damn
#39 to #38 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
nika wat faggot ass nika drink cocktail u lame ass hell fuccboy
User avatar #40 to #39 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
yea *****
you keep talkin **** busta
I got me a fancy drank wit fruit juice an ****
whatchu got?
yall aint got **** *****
maybe some nice nikeys haha
#41 to #40 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
bum azz nikka i gots 10k on ma wrist foo
#49 to #41 - Azz (09/23/2014) [-]
Now I see why half my mentions are from you. Carry on.
#50 to #49 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
lmao dis nikka
User avatar #42 to #41 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
**** ***** getcho ass a cocktail then shiet
#43 to #42 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
fucc yo dum azz cock tail nikka i gots ma kool aid str8 from ma ghetto meth dealer nikka
User avatar #44 to #43 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
like I told yo bitch ass

strait busta
#45 to #44 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
nika u betta duckk when ma gat starts tto pop thats whaddup nikka
#51 to #48 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
foo u wana get stepped on nikka
User avatar #46 to #45 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
squeeze it *****
pull dat trigger
yo bitchass caynt even knock tha cocktail outta my hand *****
#47 to #46 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
nika got problem hit nika wit da lama if nika gotsa probllem shoot nikka in his dick nikka
#18 - plataeiou (09/13/2014) [-]
ponepone
User avatar #19 to #18 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
ponepone?
poneponiponponeponipone
#21 to #20 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
poun
poun
User avatar #24 to #23 - plataeiou (09/13/2014) [-]
gheyyy
#16 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
you're a huge manchild. I hope you evaluate your life you bullied piece of **** .
User avatar #17 to #16 - captainprincess ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
oh
ok
User avatar #5 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
Fifth place.
User avatar #6 to #5 - captainprincess ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Was I in a race?
User avatar #7 to #6 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #8 to #7 - captainprincess ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
then I am confus
User avatar #9 to #8 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
Hmm. Well, what are you the captain/princess of?
User avatar #10 to #9 - captainprincess ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
My own kingdom's navy's flagship ofcourse
User avatar #11 to #10 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
What kingdom?
User avatar #12 to #11 - captainprincess ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
My kingdom, silly
User avatar #13 to #12 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
What kind of kingdom?
User avatar #14 to #13 - captainprincess ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Fabulous kind
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
Are you sure?
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